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It's years later. King Johnny the First of England has been fired from MI7 for gross misconduct. Bough is nowhere to be seen. The world calls out- Will he answer?
This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 10th of August- is Johnny English Reborn!
Artwork by Gwen Snow and Mia Cain
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2024-09-05 22:20:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out the video of this live show on our youtube!
It's years later. King Johnny the First of England has been fired from MI7 for gross misconduct. Bough is nowhere to be seen. The world calls out- Will he answer?
This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 10th of August- is Johnny English Re...
2024-09-05 22:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the drill, if we're silly on main we're being sensible on priv. Today's bonus episode concerns the 1971 Donald Sutherland/Jane Fonda thriller Klute. A small-town cop with zero working facial muscles travels to new york city to investigate his friend's disappearance. His only lead? A call girl who lives in fear of a stalker.
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2024-08-30 09:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
James Bond is Dead. Austin Powers has been Refrozen. Charlie is with the Angels now. Who else is left?
This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 9th of August- is Johnny English!
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2024-08-26 13:33:51 +0000 UTC View Post
James Bond is Dead. Austin Powers has been Refrozen. Charlie is with the Angels now. Who else is left?
This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 9th of August- is Johnny English!
Watch the VOD of this live show here! https://youtu.be/ct0UIxs_R-U
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2024-08-23 08:52:36 +0000 UTC View PostRecorded just moments before our Johnny English Live Shows, we pull down the curtain and get a little bit real. Finally, we're breaking our silence on the following questions: Whats the best type of Dog? What's our fancast for a Zardoz remake? How did we feel about I Saw The TV Glow? And finally- What did James Bond dot to that guy?
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Thank you so much for suggesting this one, whoever it was. This was a shot of pure, beautiful, comic book bullshit at the end of what has been a very long season of solidarity. A mob boss is blackmailed by a police detective into helping him hunt down an...
2024-08-08 22:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: We recorded the episode do not ask any more questions my perfect angels
We over here at Kill James Bond Towers are busy getting ready for the Johnny English live shows in Holborn in a few days (aaaaaa), so we're once again turning the big spotlight over to YOU-
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This week on the Kill James Bond Bonus feed, November and Abi are alone again, they've each received a powerful electric shock granting them a sort of sex-based telepathy, and they're finally going to get to the bottom of exactly what it is... that women want.
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This week on the free feed, Alphaville. What happens when a prominent director of the french new wave gets a hold of a pulp detective IP? It turns out, he invents going 'woah, computers'
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This week on the bonus feed, November brings us The Duke of Burgundy, a beautiful, timeless movie about just how fucking exhausting it is to be lifestyle D/S.
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2024-07-19 08:53:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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This week we're taking another trip down memory lane as we attempt November's original concept for season two- Attempting to recall the Bond movies entirely based on having seen and discussed them several years ago. This week, we are forced to ...
2024-07-12 09:40:51 +0000 UTC View PostWE'VE JUST ANNOUNCED NEW LIVE SHOW DATES!
This August, from the 9th to the 11th, we are going to be LIVE on stage at Conway Hall in Holborn, London to talk about the Johnny English movies. This new, larger venue seats 400, which is like 3 times what Streatham did, so if you can make it come on down!
It's sure to be three nights in a row of laughs, japes, outfits and film criticism- ...
2024-07-08 22:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode of Kill James Bond, we look at 1980's Cruising, A movie about a serial killer stalking the S&M community in the Meatpacking District of New York. Protested during it's production and release, this movie remains.... let's say controversial.
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2024-07-04 23:26:19 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the 1969 sequel to 1967's Deadlier Than The Male. Lloyds insurance agent Bulldog Drummond is pitted once again against Carl Peterson and his army of female agents- except this time, something is very, very wrong with the ladies...
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2024-06-28 00:27:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, it's the RARE COMBO of Just Abi and Devon! We've just noticed that its Pride, so for this first of three gay ass movies, we're talking about Abi's pick- The Birdcage! Robin Williams and Nathan Lane star as a queer couple who have to pretend to be normal for one night when their son's girlfriend's republican parents come round for dinner. It rules
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2024-06-20 22:53:26 +0000 UTC View Post
In the first time we've ever seen a recast get worked into the plot, OSS 117 gets plastic surgery to look exactly like a deadly criminal, then infiltrates Gay Spectre. You read that correctly.
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2024-06-13 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, we once again enter the November Zone as we watch Sebastián Lelio's The Wonder. A movie about an english nurse tasked with observing a young irish girl who has survived without food for four months, but more than that, a movie about the stories we tell ourselves.
CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of child abuse, of sexual assault, of genocide, of eating disorders and forced feeding<...
2024-06-06 23:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This movie, based (loosely) on the Bulldog Drummond series of pulp novels, posits the question "What if women?". The answer, dear listeners, may surprise you.
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2024-05-30 23:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
After watching Beowulf, we decided to take a look at another recent film about the Vikings. A film lauded as an extremely accurate depiction of a 80-IQ ripped guy eating shit constantly in service of righting a wrong that was already righted while he wasn't paying attention. Is it fascist? Maybe. Maybe it's good though, ever thought of that?
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In a rare turn of events, we encounter an actually good movie—not just a good Eurospy movie, but just a flat-out banger of a movie—very late in the season and after we've become expert witnesses on just how bad and formulaic pretty much every Eurospy movie is. That's right, we're reviewing the 1966 film THE QUILLER MEMORANDUM featuring some cast you might have heard of, such as: Alec Guines...
2024-05-09 14:09:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Beowulf is a 2007 American adult animated fantasy action film produced and directed by Robert Zemeckis, written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, based on the Old English epic poem Beowulf, and featuring the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Brendan Gleeson, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Alison Lohman, and Angelina Jolie. The film depicts the rise...
2024-05-02 10:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This week: We're fucking back to fucking eurospy you mother fuckers. Our Duty is ironclad, our Will steadfast, our Vision clear... And we're using this to derive a perfect forumla for a Eurospy movie. The names change but the roles remain the same every time. 009? M? Bond? The 'our man in [location]', the local guide, The first woman, The second woman, SPECTRE, the Boat that gets blown up... Al...
2024-04-25 15:41:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay okay okay, how about a fun one. I know the Card Counter and To The Bone were heavy, and you've all been so good. With the state of the world as it is, maybe we just need to watch a 1997 comedy about two best friends who want to impress their small-town high school.
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2024-04-18 09:19:11 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, the full three of us were on the Trashfuture podcast to talk about the Cass Report, a recent inquiry into trans healthcare that recommends that it should be made much, much worse. Would you believe it's a heap of poorly-sourced and pseudoscientific shit?
Listen to us dismantle it by tuning in to 'The Devon Report ft. Kill James Bond', wherever you get your podcasts!
2024-04-17 00:56:32 +0000 UTC
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Three Nights, Three Shows. This, dear friends, is the third night of the "Kill James Bond Presents: A Masterpiece of Feminist Cinema" series of shows, and we ended it the only way we know how: Dressed up reeeeeal sexy then talked about a mid movie we'd all seen.
This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Pr...
Massive content warnings here for discussion of torture, the iraq war, racism, sexual assault.
This week, November and Devon jointly chose for us all to talk about a little movie about Poker and Forgiveness. And the Iraq war. And torture.
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2024-04-04 09:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post
They made a second one. I don't know how to tell you this, but they did a second Charlie's Angels in 2003. How will this series about fun and cool women spies who are friends and love each other deal with making a sequel in the aftermath of the terrorist attack that shook the west? How will the early 2000s make itself felt?
This, recorded live at the 2024-03-28 09:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one.
So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa.
Content warning: Obviously, discussion of eating disorders start to finish.
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2024-03-21 12:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We've talked a lot about Men, in our time. But what if there were a fairer sex? What if the year was 2000, the cold war was won, history was over, 9/11 was never going to happen, and it was finally time to start thinking about whether Women could be in movies.
This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project 2024-03-15 09:17:27 +0000 UTC View Post