Q&A 10: QUESTIONS NO LONGER NEEDED
Added 2024-08-03 17:02:57 +0000 UTCUPDATE: We recorded the episode do not ask any more questions my perfect angels
We over here at Kill James Bond Towers are busy getting ready for the Johnny English live shows in Holborn in a few days (aaaaaa), so we're once again turning the big spotlight over to YOU-
It's another Q&A episode! Have you got a question you've always wanted to ask us burning a hole in your chest? have you got a thought exercise you need a second opinion on? Let's get parasocial.... or perhaps, academic???
Comments
I forgot to ask if you would ever have one of the trillbillies as a guest
Andrew Dunn
2024-08-22 23:08:02 +0000 UTCThis would be awesome. The differences are fascinating. His mental monologue makes him way worse so much of the time, and at the same time he is less rapey because the books have time to set up him meeting women and flirting and laying a foundation before the sex. The early villains are all the actual Soviet Union. He knows Quarrel for several books. Etc etc
Andrew Dunn
2024-08-22 23:07:26 +0000 UTCIf you were dating like, an elf or a time traveller who has never seen a movie in their life, what would be the first movie you show them?
Roggepan
2024-08-08 21:11:19 +0000 UTCWhich faction is best for the future of New Vegas and the Mojave?
Catherine Hammond
2024-08-08 21:05:11 +0000 UTCOn the SCUM system, does Cultural Insensitivity count for fictional races/cultures (for example Kirk being surgically altered to look like a Romulan)?
Peter Gavin
2024-08-08 15:45:26 +0000 UTCWhat's an item you have on you every day that would make a useful "X that kills you instantly"?
Chuthulhu
2024-08-08 14:16:56 +0000 UTCIf you were creating a James Bond film whose aim was to destroy the franchise forever. Who would you hire as scriptwriter, director and lead star and what would it be about?
MartinS9157
2024-08-08 14:08:15 +0000 UTCOf the numerous secret evil organizations of film (SPECTRE, THRUSH, etc.), which one would you most like to work for?
Adelaide Conover
2024-08-08 00:24:40 +0000 UTCYou've seen Serious Bond, you've seen Silly Bond, you've seen Uncle Bond, French Bond, and Racist/Sinophobic Bond. If you were to put all the Bonds into a Deadliest Warrior kumetei tournament, who wins?
AaronMk91
2024-08-07 22:35:37 +0000 UTCWhat is the dream live show venue? It can be a place that no longer exist like the dill pickle club or something absurd like the balcony of st Peters bacilica )
D Cain
2024-08-07 19:12:06 +0000 UTCIn your Charlie's Angels episodes you discussed having a memorial cheeseboard created when you pass away. Have you all given any thought to what sort of cheeses you would like people to eat in remembrance of your passing?
Addelaide Harper
2024-08-07 17:10:12 +0000 UTCAnime question! (Basically @Dev) Have you seen Moriarty: The Patriot, and will you be talking about their definitely legally distinct take on ya boi Jame Bonds?
Saam
2024-08-07 16:09:26 +0000 UTCWhat are you all time favourite film and what is your lworst films?
Bethany Nicholass
2024-08-07 14:27:29 +0000 UTCWhat were your favorite gaming consoles growing up? Do you prefer broccoli or broccolini? What's your favorite fish to eat? (Mine's salmon, oven-roasted)
Eskil Wendel
2024-08-07 13:34:35 +0000 UTCYou have joked about being spies yourselves: for which agencies do you think it would be funniest for you to work? FMK Hades/Hades II characters FMK Disco Elysium characters
Fred Carson
2024-08-07 09:54:12 +0000 UTCI fully don't expect it for the obvious reasons, but would you ever go back and do a book review of Fleming's originals?
Public Universal Foe
2024-08-07 04:34:09 +0000 UTCWill you do an episode on Disco Elysium?
Gabe
2024-08-06 23:08:48 +0000 UTCWhat vampire the masquerade clan/D&D class are each of you?
Gabe
2024-08-06 23:08:39 +0000 UTCIf you were cast as a Bond Girl/Bond Enby, what would your name be and which of you is taking Dr. Christmas Tightp*ssy?
Deus Ex Logica
2024-08-06 22:51:50 +0000 UTCWe've had our fair share of Muppet questions now, so let's do the flipside. They rewrite a Muppets movie, but every Muppet is replaced with a bond/eurospy actor. Which film, and which actors?
Dan Hunt
2024-08-06 22:36:29 +0000 UTCWho's your least favourite guest? (Be as vague as you need to be)
Dan Hunt
2024-08-06 22:27:44 +0000 UTCAny of you ever play the Yakuza games? Those have A LOT to say about masculinity.
Manuel Kiguel
2024-08-06 21:56:34 +0000 UTCWe’ve discussed the importance of UNCLE, but what would you say AUNT is?(acronym and purpose of your own creation, what variety of tortilla chip do they use for a security badge, etc)
DMK
2024-08-06 21:42:55 +0000 UTCHey all! If you got given the opportunity to write or make a new film using an old film IP, what would it be?
General_Fondue
2024-08-06 18:14:03 +0000 UTCWhat's your take on The Kinks' famous 1970 hit song "Lola"?
Manuel Kiguel
2024-08-06 14:32:12 +0000 UTCGreetings Agents. HQ is soliciting input on the new model Spy Car. What requests do you have for features and styling for the 2026 model year?
Liz and Ash in Florida. It's very hot! Climate change will kill us all.
2024-08-06 12:21:07 +0000 UTCHello Nova, Abigail, Devon and possible guest. Now that we've reached the tail end of Euro Spy season I have to ask: If you could place any Euro spy protagonist into any James Bond film, which would it be and what James Bond film?
SeminalFluid
2024-08-06 10:15:16 +0000 UTCHow would you design the poster for the lost, late Roger Moore era, Bond movie "Live with the Golden Spy who Raked the Moonpussy in View of Your Eyes"? What about the opening title sequence and theme?
Visphendant
2024-08-06 05:42:37 +0000 UTCWhat film you’ve watched for the podcast has changed you the most and how?
Kill Jester
2024-08-05 23:58:07 +0000 UTCIs it safe to assume that at least two members of the podcast have a huge crush on Annie Lennox in the Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) video
Nirvana's replacement frontman
2024-08-05 23:29:00 +0000 UTCWhat is your pre-liveshow/stage ritual?
Chaos Merlin
2024-08-05 22:58:09 +0000 UTCIf the KJB Team was turned into a Magical Girl Anime what would the special attacks be? How would each of your costumes look? And for bonus what does the cute talking magical creature that backs you up look like?
Morgan LeFay Dethen
2024-08-05 22:55:34 +0000 UTCSuppose someone with a $3 million movie budget burning in their pocket is listening in. What would you pitch as KJB the movie?
Ann
2024-08-05 19:08:25 +0000 UTCDrop Keir Starmer in any bond film, either as an addition to the cast or replacing a member
Hoob
2024-08-05 16:56:16 +0000 UTCgiven a three way venn diagram labled 9/11, Being Transgender, and Making Movies, which film would you put in each sector
ConcreteAfterRain
2024-08-05 16:51:00 +0000 UTCWhat movie from your childhood do you know is terrible but you love it anyway?
R.J Pennypacker
2024-08-05 16:35:06 +0000 UTCThere have been a few mentions of a “drops only” episode. Which movie would be the subject of such an episode?
EMC
2024-08-05 13:06:15 +0000 UTCKill Sterling Archer when?
Dominic Pody
2024-08-05 13:00:52 +0000 UTCI'm sorry if this has already been asked but what is a film that you like but would never do an episode or a bonus on?
Robot Pariah
2024-08-05 12:56:56 +0000 UTCWhat does James Bond eat? I know he doesn’t like red wine with fish, but I don’t know much of anything else about his dietary habits
John Harwood
2024-08-05 12:51:25 +0000 UTCWhat's your go-to comfort activity? Like, when you have some time off, no responsibilities and not feeling like undertaking anything.
Jorg2 - the Heinlein that troopers your starship instantly
2024-08-05 12:31:52 +0000 UTCIf you could design a spy gadget what would it be?
Bootleghorizon
2024-08-05 12:09:10 +0000 UTCIf each of you were somehow given a modern-day country to lead, which one do you think you could rule most effectively?
Naniwhat the 3rd
2024-08-05 11:33:54 +0000 UTCWill you do Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy? Would love to hear November's take on the Le Carrié books!
Amy Scott
2024-08-05 09:51:11 +0000 UTCMost fuckable muppet?
arlo buster
2024-08-05 09:38:36 +0000 UTCHave you noticed any difference between the portrayal of masculinity in European cinema vs American cinema, and how have those portrayals evolved over time?
ThatIsNotHowThatWorks
2024-08-05 08:42:40 +0000 UTCMovies that you know are bad or problematic but you enjoy something about them anyways? Mine is 2003's highly problematic Bad Boys II. I must have seen it nearly ten times as a small child, which is probably not good for you
Machina Ex Deo
2024-08-05 07:43:12 +0000 UTCWhich Bond movie are you most looking forward to doing a "No notes" version of? (I cannot wait for "A View to a Kill) How long do you think you can hold out before you start inventing better films? (Ala Moonpussy)
StepperOfTheLongEarth
2024-08-05 06:45:06 +0000 UTCYou have been tasked with making a "James Bond/Eurospy" Musical. Who would star (sans Abby, as she would be the trans-bond character of course) in it. And what would be the best numbers be about?
StepperOfTheLongEarth
2024-08-05 06:41:46 +0000 UTCBurning question and debate with queer friends, does T (hormone) make you more competitive? How has hrt influenced people’s ambition/competitiveness
Luke Tikellis
2024-08-05 06:38:24 +0000 UTCWill you ever watch "Looney Toons Back in Action"? It's technically a spy movie. So that does fit a criteria of this podcast.
StepperOfTheLongEarth
2024-08-05 06:37:48 +0000 UTCI mean, they answered it in a recent episode. The third thing movies love sucking off is themselves! (Movies. The third category is films.)
StepperOfTheLongEarth
2024-08-05 06:34:46 +0000 UTCYou talk a lot about movies on this podcast, for a fun change of pace: Top 5 video games each of you would recommend playing?
StepperOfTheLongEarth
2024-08-05 06:32:15 +0000 UTCAh, the classic Connery method
Carley They/Themsen
2024-08-05 06:26:13 +0000 UTCWhat is your favourite type of bread?
Oliver Yeudall
2024-08-05 05:47:34 +0000 UTCWhich British Prime Ministers, living or otherwise, do you think you could take in a fight?
Just the Worst
2024-08-05 04:52:14 +0000 UTCRocky IV
Louise Duke
2024-08-05 02:05:41 +0000 UTCBoiled peanuts yes or no
Steph
2024-08-05 01:18:45 +0000 UTCWhat is your favorite Era of women?
Jasper Robbins
2024-08-05 00:23:16 +0000 UTCWhat's the bad racist or otherwise offensive joke you've seen in a film for the show that you think you personally could do the best job of punching up to be a much better joke but also as racist or otherwise offensive if not moreso? I've been rewriting the Fook Mi/ Fook Yoo scene in my head ever since that episode dropped. Please get yourselves cancelled
Nah
2024-08-04 22:46:40 +0000 UTCI noticed you're horny for almost every woman who appears on screen [RELATABLE], have you ever seen an actor and thought "I would not fuck this person if I was paid a million pounds to do it!"??
Samah Abdelaal
2024-08-04 22:43:32 +0000 UTCFairly specific to the most recent bonus episode, but you expressed surprised by the choice of lead actor. Who would you have cast instead of Mel Gibson in “What Women Want”?
The Token Detergent Rinser (British)
2024-08-04 22:31:48 +0000 UTCGoing Tesco. Anyone want a Meal Deal?
StudentChow- Will Cowley
2024-08-04 21:49:07 +0000 UTCQuestion for Devon: With your podcast editing skills, would you be able to edit multiple bad Eurospy movies into one better movie?
G M
2024-08-04 20:31:38 +0000 UTCof all the drops you've collected over the years, which one do you think got criminally underused/forgotten? (I'm totally not asking this because i'm still sad "L, Mister Bond" barely showed up outside the episode it's from)
twyn.b
2024-08-04 20:10:35 +0000 UTCYou’ve been hired as the top goon of the next bond villain, what’s your gimmick? And how does bond exploit it to bring you down?
Ikumot
2024-08-04 20:09:59 +0000 UTCWhat TERRIBLE SECRET do you think your cohosts are keeping from you and the rest of the world.
Gilded Dragon
2024-08-04 19:59:53 +0000 UTCGoing to Switzerland soon. Any watch recommendations?
Jack
2024-08-04 19:50:37 +0000 UTCIs there a time of day you prefer to watch movies? How much does it depend on the movie in question?
TawnyBee
2024-08-04 19:49:46 +0000 UTCWe all know wich charakter Abby plays in house of the dragon, but who would Devon and November play?
Mira
2024-08-04 19:38:45 +0000 UTCAs the modern Siskal and Ebert, do you have a curated list of the eurospy/U.N.C.L.E/I guess if there's any Jame Bond you think is worth watching again or with friends for the camp, film history reasons, or just "OK this one rocks"? And then is there a separate list for the queer and/or explicitly exist for egg cracking purposes?
Knathaniel C
2024-08-04 19:00:40 +0000 UTCWhen will y'all get Joe Kassabian on the pod?
Preston Klein
2024-08-04 17:45:55 +0000 UTCQuestion for Devon: who are your guys in Dota 2? What kind of position you usually play? I figure you as a pos 4/5 kinda dota gamer but perhaps I have a complete misread.
iaguz
2024-08-04 17:30:46 +0000 UTCThe early James Bond villains in the novels were literally communists. It'd be awesome to see a classic old Bond with Bond being the bad guy
Andrew Dunn
2024-08-04 17:03:34 +0000 UTCHeels, flats or platforms?
Tegan Thompson
2024-08-04 16:30:10 +0000 UTCHaving seen so many spy movies now, who is the best spy and who is the worst spy you have seen? (I will leave it to you to decide how to define best/worst)
Ben
2024-08-04 16:23:15 +0000 UTCWhat do you think your roles would be in a heist team? And what's your big score?
Remi
2024-08-04 16:09:47 +0000 UTCIf you were exiled to Germany, but Berlin was walled off completely (as it may deserve for being Berlin), where would you chose to go?
David
2024-08-04 15:43:57 +0000 UTCFavorite animals, and why?
Bea-004
2024-08-04 15:39:55 +0000 UTCIt's the climatic show down at the end of the Eurospy movie staring yourself as the big bad, what kind of boat does it take place on and what causes it to explode? What potential films for heist season are you dreading one of your cohost bringing to the show?/Are there any you won't or don't want to be included that you think the audience might want?
EsquireDevMark
2024-08-04 14:27:29 +0000 UTCThis one is for Alice: If you ever made your hypothetical broader film studies podcast, which movie would be episode 1?
Guillaume THOMAZIE
2024-08-04 14:25:03 +0000 UTCMarry: Sunak (he'd have to be a widower so all that money) Fuck: Starmer (he's at least vaguely attractive) Kill: our Nige (beat him to death with one of his brogues)
Louise Duke
2024-08-04 13:53:07 +0000 UTCYou're tasked with killing James Bond (again) but you're only allowed to deligate to goons from eurospy season. Who do you pick as your squad?
Missidentified Lemon has a bad week
2024-08-04 12:39:18 +0000 UTCQuoting here “The way you speak is really similar and the way you express anger at things that aren’t too serious….” But if i remember correctly at the time it was mainly the manner of speaking and actually specifically the “*clap* so…..” before making a point lmao
Abi_kirrin
2024-08-04 11:06:55 +0000 UTCWill you ever do Doc Savage? It's the origin of everything your podcast is about.
Andrew Dunn
2024-08-04 11:01:53 +0000 UTCIf the three of you had to stack up and wear a big trenchcoat to get into the cinema, who goes where?
Andrew
2024-08-04 10:59:34 +0000 UTCNo everything I do is normal and you're right. Also lmao please what mannerisms
Its Devon Babeyyy
2024-08-04 10:38:01 +0000 UTCTo be honest we've sort of fallen off having guests entirely but we're extremely aware that both POC and Transmasc representation on the pod are areas that need improvement
Its Devon Babeyyy
2024-08-04 10:24:24 +0000 UTCGod I love the DLC. I could talk for hours about the lore but I won't waste Nova and Abis time by doing it on the pod lol. I'm done with exploration so it's just been a boss rush for the last couple of days. It's only Bayle and Radahn left now. I think my favourite weapon is actually the Milady, I've been using the crystal tear that gives you sekiro guard counters and absolutely loving it
Its Devon Babeyyy
2024-08-04 10:20:18 +0000 UTCwherein the "vault" is passing as an older Scottish woman, and the "loot" is getting to spend more time with your kids, could Mrs Doubtfire fit into heist season?
Carly
2024-08-04 10:18:28 +0000 UTCWhich is the best Chappell Roan song?
Carly
2024-08-04 10:08:15 +0000 UTCWay too many words
arlo buster
2024-08-04 09:40:29 +0000 UTC1) If you could have a custom made Bond-style "disguised object" spy gadget, what would yours be? 2) Other than the (now discontinued) GIRTH system, were there any other scoring systems you considered for the podcast, either when you were first starting out or in the Post Bond Era? 3) Jam or cream first?
Crane
2024-08-04 08:56:33 +0000 UTCwhat would be a better hit of dopamine: flying the second plane into the world trade center OR doing heroin for the first time.
Saskers
2024-08-04 08:47:46 +0000 UTCGenuinely worst fuck/marry/kill I've ever seen in my life
Carley They/Themsen
2024-08-04 08:14:53 +0000 UTCWhat's your all time favorite contraption (i.e. mechanical or electronic whatsit created by a set designer which in no way resembles a real machine)? I'm very partial to Dr Pretorius's little homunculi jars in Bride of Frankenstein (1935). Alternate question: What classic Hammer Horror monster would you most like to play in a modern adaptation? Alternate Alternate question: Who is the modern Peter Cushing and why?
Terra
2024-08-04 07:58:28 +0000 UTCMrs Dountfire.. when?
Alastair McKenzie
2024-08-04 07:44:53 +0000 UTCWhat would be the funniest drink for James Bond to order?
Erin Taylor
2024-08-04 07:10:29 +0000 UTCout of all of the protagonists from season three who do you think would come out on top in a battle royale situation
Sylvia Barrow
2024-08-04 07:04:03 +0000 UTCdo you think that heist season will require the creation of any new awards
Sylvia Barrow
2024-08-04 06:59:06 +0000 UTCWhich Bond film would you most want to turn into a Star Trek holodeck episode? Also: which JB role would be played by which ST character? (You can choose between TNG, DS9, and VOY)
Lal
2024-08-04 06:57:11 +0000 UTCFor each of you individually, what’s the purpose of existence, in two words or less?
Johanna
2024-08-04 05:56:32 +0000 UTCIt's terribly disappointing how well Eurospy started out before collapsing into mush. If any one of them got a remake with more modern sensibilities, which would you most be excited for? "Deadlier Than The Male" seems like a shoo-in, but otherwise - That Man In Istanbul? The Great Spy Chase? OSS 117: Panic in Bangkok? Something else? alternately, out of all the Eurospy movies you will not be covering, which ones have the best titles? Mission Bloody Mary, The Spy In Your Eye, Secret Agent Super Dragon, Kiss Kiss Kill Kill... I'm sure the titles are the most fun part of these lol.
Joysweeper
2024-08-04 05:47:30 +0000 UTCso back at the start you referred to "James Bond Senior", which reminded me of James Bond Junior, Bond's nephew who had an early 90s cartoon. By now I understand why not, each episode may be ~20 minutes long but there are 65 of them. I wish I could recommend a tasting flight of episodes that could collectively be covered by one podcast episode but I never watched this myself and couldn't say. still, could you check out the wikipedia page please? The cast being relatives of regulars, the name of this version of SPECTRE, Goldfinger's daughter's name, the villains and junior Bond girls... I think you could get a little mileage out of it.
Joysweeper
2024-08-04 05:23:17 +0000 UTCKJB rewiews KJB: What SCUM score will it receive?
Wuppdich
2024-08-04 04:41:35 +0000 UTCWhat type of squid is your favorite?
Lorretta Mazerf
2024-08-04 04:32:15 +0000 UTCAfter twink Q in the Craig Bonds, what do you think the next flavour of Q will be?
Étienne Fillion-Sauvé
2024-08-04 04:19:43 +0000 UTCBond, Eurospy, Heist. What after this is the most ridiculous season you’d like to do around an entire genre.
Enby dill dough
2024-08-04 04:01:44 +0000 UTCIf you could have one superpower, what would each of yours be and why?
-Kris-
2024-08-04 02:35:08 +0000 UTCHow would you go about making a leftist/revolutionary Bond/Bourne type movie? I'm thinking literal antifa supersoldier here :D Or is the whole hero-spy film genre too toxic to bend in that ideological direction?
Thomas Anderson
2024-08-04 02:30:09 +0000 UTCIf you were a 009, how would you get killed?
Brian Danger Hicks
2024-08-04 01:32:19 +0000 UTCThick or thin? Where from? Any sauces??
Adelicateculturecell
2024-08-04 01:22:31 +0000 UTCWhat movies are you most looking forward to reviewing in the new season?
Harper
2024-08-04 01:07:01 +0000 UTCWhat Pokemon (adult evolution only) is the most fuckable?
Dekuinthelake
2024-08-04 00:33:51 +0000 UTCHas any one asked how you are doing?
alexander pierson
2024-08-04 00:29:02 +0000 UTCAre any of you reading or playing anything that you'd really recommend?
David Lee Soong Wei
2024-08-04 00:24:47 +0000 UTCIf you each had a chance to review a tv show on the pod, which would it be and how do you think it would score on the SCUM system?
IceKeese
2024-08-04 00:24:46 +0000 UTCAre there any other satirical or semi-satirical bond inspired series you have on the cards such as Kingsman? Or perhaps a brief foray into the mission impossible franchise? Ps. Devon's Devon jacket will live in my head forever as the hardest fit I have ever seen.
Robert Innes
2024-08-04 00:19:41 +0000 UTCAs a 20+ year proponent of Zardoz as a brilliant movie, I have to ask: In a remake, Daniel Craig is the obvious Zed; who plays Consuela, May, Friend, and Arthur?
Bramble and Ketzi
2024-08-04 00:05:56 +0000 UTCThe format is different with it being a multi season series, but would Killing Eve ever be on the table for KJB?
jenn boomz
2024-08-03 23:39:15 +0000 UTCAnd why is it chips?
Jon W
2024-08-03 23:27:36 +0000 UTCnow that you've watched every eurospy movie, can you please tell us which james-bond-shaped dipshit you believe to be the most competent?
Jacqueline
2024-08-03 23:17:33 +0000 UTCI was thrilled to see Abbie in “The Acolyte”, but I saw another actor that appeared in “The Acolyte” in “Death in Paradise” So, when is Abbie going to be in “Death in Paradise”?
Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq
2024-08-03 22:56:51 +0000 UTCCan a person be judged based on the SCUM score of their favorite Bond movie?
Squash fei
2024-08-03 22:46:01 +0000 UTCIf you were all side characters in a James Bond or similar movie, what roles would you play?
Squash fei
2024-08-03 22:45:02 +0000 UTCIf you could know one additional language perfectly for the purpose of doing episodes about cinema in that language (assume the audience also all understand it) which would you pick?
Rufus Dean
2024-08-03 22:37:05 +0000 UTCHere's an easy one! What is your favorite form of Potato?
Adelicateculturecell
2024-08-03 22:02:16 +0000 UTCIf yall didn’t review spy (or I guess now heist) movies and expanded to all spy (or heist) media, what would be the first thing you’d want to review for the show?
Brett Owen
2024-08-03 21:50:53 +0000 UTCWho would be the worst James Bond - Rishi Sunak, Kier Starmer or Nigel Farage?
Louise Duke
2024-08-03 21:49:25 +0000 UTCThe KJB gang are secret agents assigned to take down a criminal organization of Bond villians, but the Bond villians have been replaced by terfs. Who would be this gender critical version of SPECTRE's Blofeld, Rosa Klebb, Oddjob, Scaramanga etc?
Louise Duke
2024-08-03 21:44:59 +0000 UTCCampest straight movie (Flash Gordon gets my vote)
Zipzapzop
2024-08-03 21:37:24 +0000 UTCWould a human toilet be a suitable compromise?
Glossie Lubchansky
2024-08-03 21:23:21 +0000 UTCWhich eurospy movie would be best remade with the muppets? Same rules as with the bond movie, only one human actor rest of the cast are muppets.
Frontlinecaster
2024-08-03 21:18:08 +0000 UTCyou constantly refer to Foxdie (fox die) as "the thing from No Time To Die" so I wanna know, have you played any Metal Gear games and if so which ones? Kojima said he designed Snake as the synthesis of John Rambo and James Bond yet despite this the franchise has a massive leftist and queer fanbase, I wonder what you make of this?
Strike3
2024-08-03 21:17:34 +0000 UTCYou often say “just let us make the movie,” which, hard agree. But is there a movie you’ve reviewed which you think is actually really close to being “saved” by a few plot/script changes?
SamP
2024-08-03 20:58:10 +0000 UTCDo you like Ska
Saint Muerte
2024-08-03 20:52:48 +0000 UTCAs the modern day Siskel and Ebert, what 3rd category of sorting films, besides being trans and being 9/11, would you create if possible?
October-Oddity
2024-08-03 20:50:27 +0000 UTCIs there any movie you've reviewed for the podcast that any of you have had major opinion changes about?
Farecoal
2024-08-03 20:43:33 +0000 UTCNovember: How do you feel about your tumblr becoming Sad Trans Therapy Hour
Robert S
2024-08-03 20:12:15 +0000 UTCIf you were rebooting the SCUM system, what would you adjust?
Dr. J
2024-08-03 20:10:32 +0000 UTCWhich dungeon dwelling monster would you most like to eat? (I assume at least Devon has watched Dungeon Meshi)
Ben Schwabe
2024-08-03 20:07:33 +0000 UTCWhat are your favourite heist movies that aren’t directed by Soderbergh and why? Yes this is just a shameless play for recommendations
Garrett Richey
2024-08-03 20:04:49 +0000 UTCShould i be concerned that when my ex listened to the pod she was genuinely freaked out by how many mannerisms id accidentally stolen from dev…..?
Abi_kirrin
2024-08-03 19:58:14 +0000 UTCIf you could create your ideal season of KJB (Heist, Euro, etc), what would it be? What are some seasons you look forward to most in the future?
KitDivine
2024-08-03 19:44:48 +0000 UTCWhat would your James Bond movie be like?
Ryan Krause
2024-08-03 19:36:13 +0000 UTCOn the theme of Children's Movie Sequels: the Minions have assisted every historical tyrant, but the film stops after Napoleon. What's the worst/funniest dictator or historical villain they could work for?
Jack Connell
2024-08-03 19:35:56 +0000 UTCHave any of you seen a movie you'd consider a 0 SCUM score? Excluding things like nature documentaries or mood pieces that don't really have a narrative to speak of.
Whitney Wolverine, Goblin Queen
2024-08-03 19:34:00 +0000 UTCYou haven't mentioned the volcano lair in a while. Any interior decor and/or evil plan updates?
Mo Haworth
2024-08-03 19:33:48 +0000 UTCWhen you do Robbery season will you do video games as well? And would you go the Thief way or the GTA way?
BitchyCatWizard
2024-08-03 19:32:09 +0000 UTCYouve just picked up a death note, whose name do you write to test it?
Jeremy Gascoine
2024-08-03 19:30:36 +0000 UTCMuch love agents, now without hesitation, what is the best flavour of jam..?
Lucien Dobel-Ober
2024-08-03 19:29:12 +0000 UTCWhat podcast that you have not yet been on, would you like to be on?
BitchyCatWizard
2024-08-03 19:27:23 +0000 UTCWho would you most like to slap in the face with a raw fish?
BitchyCatWizard
2024-08-03 19:24:41 +0000 UTCKnowing that every Bond movie has to have a sexy opening credit scene with a song that matches the title, what piece of music are you naming your movie after and what sorts of imagery is in your pussy mindpalace sequence?
Knathaniel C
2024-08-03 19:20:58 +0000 UTCWhat is one piece of media you'd love to cover but know just wouldn't work for this format? Could be a movie thats the wrong tone, or a TV series, book, play, etc.
AshGarnet
2024-08-03 19:20:35 +0000 UTCFor November: do you genuinely identify as autistic, and are the jokes you tell around it in that pre-coming out schrodinger's confession zone, or just jokes? I am allowed to ask this parasocial question because I am not afraid to play my own autism card to justify bad behavior
Kristaps Porzingis
2024-08-03 19:10:26 +0000 UTCI know you'll probably never cover it in full, but as an outsider to Britain I'm curious what cultural insights you have into Harry Potter. Specifically, how can it purport to encourage individuality and anti-authoritarianism while its author is so conformist and facist?
TheDollHouse
2024-08-03 19:09:14 +0000 UTCSo I recently watched the Ben Palmer video "A congressman accidentally made me his right hand man", love to see right wing politicians get absolutely dunked on by their own obliviousness. My question for y'all at KJB is "if you could prank a politician, who would you prank and what would you do?"
Archie
2024-08-03 19:04:22 +0000 UTCWhat's the most delicious thing you or a partner have cooked recently?
Chai Guitars
2024-08-03 19:03:53 +0000 UTCWhat are your favorite outlets outdoors where you live? Parks, farmers markets, bars, etc. Do you like people watching there or do you usually have an objective?
Danh Nguyen
2024-08-03 18:43:38 +0000 UTCFor all of you. What is your favorite marsupial?
Doug King
2024-08-03 18:40:34 +0000 UTCWhat protaganist in any movie you watched on the pod would you bring on as a 4th host?
David S
2024-08-03 18:40:25 +0000 UTCWhich children's media has the worst answer to the question "what was the protagonist doing during the events of September 11 2001?"
A premium hog
2024-08-03 18:32:11 +0000 UTCwhat do you value most about photography? (sorry this is a nova and dev one). for example, I love photography as documentary. I believe everyone should leave behind boxes of photos when they die to tell a little story of their lives. thanx and sorry if this is pretentious!
Fred
2024-08-03 18:29:36 +0000 UTCFuck, Marry, Kill: Bourne, OSS 117, Ilya Kuryakin?
Joseph Rhoades
2024-08-03 18:16:40 +0000 UTCWhat car would you select as a Bond car for your film? (Even if only for comedic value)
Rye Whiskey
2024-08-03 18:06:29 +0000 UTCwould you ever do the YRF Spy Universe movies on the pod, or any indian action/spy movies really
Ripley Jesse
2024-08-03 18:04:02 +0000 UTCAbi, if you had the ability to cast November & Devon in any classical play, which play would it be and which roles would you have them in?
Ben Frizzell
2024-08-03 18:03:09 +0000 UTCWhat is the best food to throw at a fascist?
BanditCrab
2024-08-03 18:00:21 +0000 UTCOf all the episodes and live shows you've done at this point, which are you the most proud of and why?
Jane
2024-08-03 17:55:58 +0000 UTCDev and November have meantioned ttrpgs a few times, so what are yalls favorite classes to play and which would you all really be in a game world? Feel free to go past D&D if you want!
Fable
2024-08-03 17:55:25 +0000 UTCout of all the Eurospy movies (and eurospy season bonuses), what 3 outfits would you wear
Eliott
2024-08-03 17:54:47 +0000 UTCHave any of you seen 'I saw the tv glow' and if so, how are you coping?
sappho_themself
2024-08-03 17:54:15 +0000 UTCWhat musical would you insert James Bond into, and which JB actor would it be?
November Snow
2024-08-03 17:53:36 +0000 UTCYou've covered a few Bond parodies, Top Secret, Austin Powers, OSS 117 and now Johnny English. Which satirist would you like to see take on the spy movie?
Moray Macdonald
2024-08-03 17:53:31 +0000 UTCSpiders or snakes?
Moray Macdonald
2024-08-03 17:49:24 +0000 UTCWhich Bond movies do you think had the biggest disparity between the SCUM score and how much you actually enjoyed them, in both directions (best movie with worst score and worst movie with best score)?
lousullivan.bf
2024-08-03 17:48:34 +0000 UTCAt last! I've had this in my notes app for months! In season 3 episode 13: Our Agent Tiger, Abi says "it's kind of perverse to put a fish on a plane." What are your opinions on putting fish on other forms of transport? Is it more or less perverse to put a fish on a submarine? Conversely, what form of transport is it most perverse to put a bird (flighted) on?
miniplane
2024-08-03 17:46:07 +0000 UTCFavorite movie you'd *never* want to do an episode on?
Katherine Jane
2024-08-03 17:43:50 +0000 UTCAssuming you had carte Blanche in terms of funds and access to the necessary models, which Warhammer army would you most want to collect? Like your “dream” faction
KaaaraKaraKaraKaraKaraChameeeleeeooonnn
2024-08-03 17:43:08 +0000 UTCHey Mike, first time long time, I was thinking, should Tottenham hire Jason Giambi to be their next manager?
Jeremy Barnum
2024-08-03 17:41:27 +0000 UTCIf you had to make British fallout what would it be?
Hedrigal
2024-08-03 17:39:37 +0000 UTCSo it's been decades of back and forth with the chimp. Wins and losses stack up on both sides the origin of the feud unknown how do you end it? How do you bring peace to these warring kingdoms? Also I am blonde and American
zahracusdottir
2024-08-03 17:38:15 +0000 UTCfollow-up idea: if you were 009, how would you go out?
alioth
2024-08-03 17:36:20 +0000 UTCIf you could resurrect one species of extinct megafauna, what would it be?
Rosemary Selth
2024-08-03 17:35:18 +0000 UTCIf romance season ever did happen, what's one movie you would want to pick for a bonus?
alioth
2024-08-03 17:34:38 +0000 UTCWill there be more TF and KJB crossovers? I in particular would love to hear you do a Starmer-off.
Tuur Verheyde
2024-08-03 17:33:49 +0000 UTCI think they said mum's gone out and left the kids with a movie to watch
Friend of the show
2024-08-03 17:33:29 +0000 UTCWhich mainline movie would be most improved by replacing the villains and only the villains with muppets? This includes twist villains like Aristotle Kristatos or Elektra King.
Ctolm [the t is silent]
2024-08-03 17:33:18 +0000 UTCAre there any no-notes episodes you'd like to do for movies behind the paywall?
Laura
2024-08-03 17:32:08 +0000 UTCWhere are each of your evil bases? What booby traps/henchman guard them? Asking for a friend.
Zoey George
2024-08-03 17:31:29 +0000 UTCWe already know that Abi can do a decent Werner Herzog impression. I would like to know which impressions can you each of you do the best/least badly?
Gina Service
2024-08-03 17:31:21 +0000 UTCWhat Olympic sport do you think you would actually be really good at?
Friend of the show
2024-08-03 17:30:59 +0000 UTCYou are hired to write/star/direct a eurospy movie. Budget and casting are unlimited, the execs cannot pull the rug from under you, it WILL get to the screen. What horrible Bullshot or creamy lemonade or glass of gazpacho ass drink do you make your main idiot drink on screen constantly?
Prince Jade
2024-08-03 17:30:53 +0000 UTCCouple of questions just because; What's a movie that you love that you could never do an episode on because the other hosts would veto it? If you had to do a series of episodes about a TV show, which one/ones would you want to do? What's your favourite dish to make for somebody? You're cursed by a witch to only be able to watch one movie for the rest of your life. What movie do you pick? With heist season on the horizon, what role would each of you play in an elaborate heist? What would you be stealing?
Catarina Pandora Hex
2024-08-03 17:29:04 +0000 UTCWhat is the best movie (as ~cinema~, personal enjoyment, etc) that would get a SCUM score over 28?
Final Bond Girl
2024-08-03 17:28:04 +0000 UTCYou’re getting one billion trillion pounds from LAHNDAHN to promote the city in a sequel to Shots in 3/4 time. How would you tackle it? Would Abi play Girl!Lenin? Who would be Cunty Josh?
Sándor Baja
2024-08-03 17:27:33 +0000 UTCCould you give a SCUM score to each of the real intelligence agencies these movies are based on? CIA, KGB, MI5, DGSE..?
Nick Gully
2024-08-03 17:27:28 +0000 UTCWhat TV shows (single episodes or full seasons) would you all like to review KJB style?
Sashimi
2024-08-03 17:26:53 +0000 UTCIn honor of the currently ongoing olympics: Which olympic sport do you reckon you'd do pretty okay at, even though you've never actually done it?
Khris
2024-08-03 17:25:56 +0000 UTCare there any movies that you think you just couldnt cover when it comes to like the podcast format?
Lain of the Wired
2024-08-03 17:25:49 +0000 UTCWhat are the crew's favorite video games in the following 3 respects Art/Style Gameplay Dealer's Choice (Host just rambles about a favorite video game)
Violet
2024-08-03 17:25:35 +0000 UTCWill there ever be Cop Season or is it the secret season hidden in the bonus episodes?
Mags
2024-08-03 17:25:18 +0000 UTCSeven Samurai was Abi/Dev and it's a banger even without November.
Malachi Biffle
2024-08-03 17:24:37 +0000 UTCNot the whole Olympics... Just the awful bit where bond meets the queen. Or Genghis Kahn? That's a music video with gay fake bond
Billie Ash
2024-08-03 17:23:36 +0000 UTCWhat amazing movie sounds like absolute garbage on paper
John
2024-08-03 17:23:23 +0000 UTCSleep, eat, and drink water. 😜
Aurelia Fenderson-Peters
2024-08-03 17:22:04 +0000 UTCWhich movie car that is not in Bond do you think has been the best?
Cariad Keigher
2024-08-03 17:22:02 +0000 UTCWhich one of the "bad" Eurospy movies you watched had the most interesting kernel of a good idea in it that you'd like to see explored better?
punchhappiness
2024-08-03 17:21:47 +0000 UTCThe three of you are in a James Bond movie. Which of you is Bond, which is M, and which is the villain of the piece?
Aurelia Fenderson-Peters
2024-08-03 17:21:07 +0000 UTC1) which presents more danger to 007, the UNCLE room that kills you instantly, or the extremely wide and unpredictable array of THRUSH (bad ADR "WASP") gasses? 2) Is Ranma (of Ranma 1/2) trans or non-binary?
Trevor Gilmore
2024-08-03 17:20:59 +0000 UTCWhat film that never got made would you most like to watch
John
2024-08-03 17:20:58 +0000 UTCHow do you feel about how masculinity intersects with films about fatherhood? Do you think it's more or less meaningful when movies like City Slickers use "harmless" chauvanism as set dressing to support the intended topic of male role models?
Clef (they-them)
2024-08-03 17:20:46 +0000 UTCThe question has been posed many times at this point, but never answered. By the very nature of it, it is likely that no correct answer exists. However, the people deserve to know: what do YOU think James Bond did to that guy?
Lenina Scáthach (the Sorry Cop)
2024-08-03 17:20:12 +0000 UTCIf you could get ANYONE as a guest on the podcast, what movie/guest combo would you do?
Canvas
2024-08-03 17:20:03 +0000 UTCWhat is the Podcast's stance on fish? Worth spending a million dollars just to look at them or vermin of the sea, unworthy of your respect.
Ezra
2024-08-03 17:20:01 +0000 UTCWhich films are a MUST for Robbery Season? (pls do Ocean's 8)
neoncity
2024-08-03 17:19:06 +0000 UTCWhy is Thorn always introduced before Devon? Devon is always contributing to the discussions, but I don't even know what Thorn's voice sounds like. Have they even picked a bonus episode movie? It's occuring to me now that I might be being a total ass about one of your editors, if so I'm really sorry
Clarp Blarpkiss
2024-08-03 17:19:06 +0000 UTCWould you rather fight one dog-sized crab or five crab-sized dogs?
Steeeeve
2024-08-03 17:19:02 +0000 UTCDo you guys plan on having more guests of color in your podcast? I feel that's been the weakest part of the podcast as I can only recall two guests in three seasons (Live and Let Die & Saloum) who were POC.
noxamillion
2024-08-03 17:18:44 +0000 UTCFMK Eurospy Edition: OSS 117, Bulldog Drummond, and Louis Rapiere a.k.a. the spy from Our Agent Tiger
Blaze Utz
2024-08-03 17:18:44 +0000 UTCIf November-and-Abi-only episodes are Girls Night and Devon & November episodes are Double Dragon what would the elusive 3rd Abi & Devon pairing be called (surely this must have happened but can’t recall an Abi/Dev only episode)?
Ashley Lees
2024-08-03 17:18:20 +0000 UTCGonna be in London 02/09 - 07/09 and in Glasgow 16/09 through 20/09. What should I make certain to do?
ARL & JP
2024-08-03 17:18:06 +0000 UTCIf you could ask your viewers to read one text, what would it be?
Sonder Peters
2024-08-03 17:17:23 +0000 UTCHave you ever considered doing any Cold War-era paranoia movies like By Dawn's Early Light or Red Dawn and such?
Sam Snow
2024-08-03 17:17:16 +0000 UTCWhich EuroSpy protagonist would be a better Bond and which EuroSpy villian would be a better Blofeld?
Charlie Lightning
2024-08-03 17:17:09 +0000 UTCThe ol’ reliable: which movie from this season is the funniest to recast with Muppets
1d4 psychic damage
2024-08-03 17:16:36 +0000 UTCJane Austin once wrote "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." given changes to gender norms and modern society does this still hold true? James Bond in the books and the pre 2002 films is known to have married, though his wife Tracy tragically died off screen, but in the post 2002 films this marriage is not referenced. Is this a marker of how marrying a respectable woman has "fallen off" so to speak in the eyes of masculinity?
A Sentient Mongoose
2024-08-03 17:16:36 +0000 UTCthe what
Alexander Munro
2024-08-03 17:16:31 +0000 UTCFuck marry kill: the holy trinity
A Q Angles Thesis
2024-08-03 17:16:29 +0000 UTCIn a "Mr SirName" battle royale, who would win from the films you've covered so far? Same question for "mongo" characters
Sev Hewitt
2024-08-03 17:16:02 +0000 UTCi’m canadian and trans and my grandmother is british and alive so i can maybe get citizenship. worth as a bit or don’t bother?
Alexander Munro
2024-08-03 17:15:34 +0000 UTCGun to your head, you have to drink one of the insane drink orders from Eurospy Season. Which drink are you choking down?
juliette necro
2024-08-03 17:15:08 +0000 UTCNow that Eurospy season is nearing its end: What, if anything, does the Eurospy genre say about European masculinity in the 60s, or Eurovibes as a whole?
HappeningNowLeaveToday
2024-08-03 17:14:43 +0000 UTCIf The Seven from Kill Six Billion Demons were to each be replaced by a James Bond, Which Bond would be which member of The Seven
Rose Sarafilovic
2024-08-03 17:14:09 +0000 UTCI DO HAVE A QUESTION BUT FIRST: I just started transitioning and this podcast has been a HUGE help for me! Its helped me realize who I am and become more comfortable with expressing my femininity! Thank you so much!!!! My question is SPECIFICALLY for Devon: what did you think of the Elden Ring DLC? Do you have a favorite weapon/weapon type? I absolutely love Messmer’s Spear!
Cegan Hinson
2024-08-03 17:14:04 +0000 UTCWhat's cookin?
Katana King
2024-08-03 17:13:28 +0000 UTCIf all movies are about being transgender and/or 9/11, what third thing could create a triangle of all film?
Gwen Smith
2024-08-03 17:13:18 +0000 UTCIf you could steal one historical document from any museum, which would you pick and what would you do with it?
I'm a man now but cute nb frog icon can stay
2024-08-03 17:13:16 +0000 UTCThis is just about everyday ordinary dogs
Maz
2024-08-03 17:13:10 +0000 UTCwhat is November's favourite C41 colour film, and her favourite B&W film? and if she has one her favourite Weird™ film (be it motion picture, slide, IR, etc) sincerely, a member of the audience inspired to take up analogue photography by the wtyp photography episode :)
saoirse fitzpatrick
2024-08-03 17:13:09 +0000 UTCHave you ever been recommended a movie for the cast by someone you really liked, watched it, and found it so mediocre or bad that you just bailed and never told them you did it?
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-08-03 17:13:03 +0000 UTCI think about this video once a week. I want to understand the planning process behind this fundraiser. It is just an odd choice of guys.
Anacatalina Sacher
2024-08-03 17:12:53 +0000 UTCIf you were a tree, which kind of tree would you be?
Jess Price
2024-08-03 17:12:45 +0000 UTCWhat year was Rising Sun released? Follow-up question: what year was Die Hard released?
John Bowler
2024-08-03 17:12:43 +0000 UTCNova, would you consider changing your name again for no other reason than it would be really funny? Thanks.
HogWithGreatArmpitHair
2024-08-03 17:12:32 +0000 UTCSo you Kill James Bond... Which movie (or series) you've done so far do you Fuck and Marry?
Aloíta
2024-08-03 17:12:30 +0000 UTCDo you feel, this far into Eurospy season, that you understand the European Psyche on a deeper level than you did before?
Kill James Bond Highlights
2024-08-03 17:12:30 +0000 UTCI desperately want to know everyone's thoughts on "I Saw The TV Glow"
ComicTF
2024-08-03 17:12:27 +0000 UTC1. What video game would you consider to have influenced you the most? 2. After all the villains you've seen in movies, which plot do you think would have the most success in real life? (And for funsies, how does it feel knowing you will most likely end up doing live shows for the tomb raider trilogy 😋)
shadowcb
2024-08-03 17:12:27 +0000 UTCWhat’s your favorite James Bond from EACH specific Bond actor? Fav Moore, fave Dalton, etc
Ineloquent Reverie
2024-08-03 17:12:26 +0000 UTCin a battle royale situation, which eurospy protagonist is coming out on top?
spazzrights
2024-08-03 17:12:18 +0000 UTCHello beautiful people who make me laugh every week, would you be interested in covering short form bond flavoured content like the 2012 Olympics or the Genghis Khan music video?
Billie Ash
2024-08-03 17:11:55 +0000 UTCWhich of the James Bonds are the most Killed
Eagle
2024-08-03 17:11:54 +0000 UTCHere is a Mike Myers fact that has been haunting me and I just want to hear ya'lls reaction. Post hurricane Katrina on the infamous video where Kanye West called out George Bush for some baffling reason the person standing next to him was The Canadian himself Mike Myers. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUNTcOGeSw
Anacatalina Sacher
2024-08-03 17:11:41 +0000 UTCThis is more a question for Abi. I’m a trans woman who is planning to make and upload videos to YouTube. Do you have any tips for keeping yourself and personal information safe on the internet as a trans person?
Paige
2024-08-03 17:10:52 +0000 UTCyoure planning a heist. which characters from films youve covered are on the team?
spazzrights
2024-08-03 17:10:42 +0000 UTCIf you could unwatch one film, which would you each choose? What would you collectively choose?
Palpable Pips
2024-08-03 17:10:13 +0000 UTCWhy does Abi count from her little finger inwards? (It’s one of those things that when you see it you can’t help but notice!)
Robyn Carroll
2024-08-03 17:09:25 +0000 UTCwhat would be the ideal or coolest 009 death scene?
spazzrights
2024-08-03 17:09:22 +0000 UTCWho would you give the keys to a Gundam? (Any era)
Jack Connell
2024-08-03 17:07:53 +0000 UTCThrough a mishap with a dimensional rift, Mike Myers is erased from time - who or what plays Austin Powers in his place?
Pudlord Tynan
2024-08-03 17:07:41 +0000 UTCAre there any films you’d love to cover but you feel there is a cultural or language barrier that would make it hard to discuss successfully?
PigeonTom
2024-08-03 17:07:32 +0000 UTCWhat is the best type of dog?
Maz
2024-08-03 17:05:39 +0000 UTC
