Pete and Marc clamber upon the very first heavyweight champion George Hackenschmidt, as he pushes us against the mats of London’s Oxford Street Music Hall (it's now the big Primark) for what feels like three hours! PERFORM FOR US, THE DEAD!
As Pete and Marc prepare for the MeMas holiday season by drinking Benylin Cold Flu and Cough medicine - make sure you're subscribed so that you don't miss a thing!
2024-11-28 01:50:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Turns out there were a few more matches on this card! Who knew?
2024-11-14 07:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostCor, this one is a big bastard. 109 pages in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of August 2024! We head out for All In weekend, speak to Mercedes Mone and its awkward, get trapped in the bowels of Wembley Stadium, accidentally go backstage, meet the sweaty family who like HUSTLE, pay tribute to Sid, Kevin Sullivan and Afa, JD Vance in the ECW Arena, Ron...
2024-11-09 00:29:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Excellent heels, doing bad good guy stuff.
(It always was.)
(We just didn't know how to connect the Patreon to the Discord so nobody knew about it.)
But now Pete has found the button that seemed to do just that - those of you with connected discord accounts should be receiving a little invite from the hottest 'cord in town - Wrestle Me. We're not actively modding it or anything as we're literally too old to know what ...
2024-11-05 20:39:37 +0000 UTC View PostOoh, it seems like it gets earlier every year, doesn’t it?
WRESTLEMEMAS season starts here, and so it’s time (© one of the Buffers) to start getting your list (of matches) ready for Santa (it’s Pete and he’s got a load of rabies spit frothing out of his mouth because he petted a dog that had swum across the Channel from France) so we can make sure the tree (Patreon) has presents ...
2024-11-01 09:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Muscleman shirts - they're underrated!
We know quite a lot of you have expressed an interest in subscription-based billing rather than the (a bit mad if we're being honest) first of the month model.
So thanks to Apple throwing their colossal weight around the Patreon ring and insisting everyone changes over to subscription billing - that's what we're doing, for all new subscribers!
If you're alre...
2024-10-28 13:23:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring the Steiner Brothers' new Twitch channel, Marc's dad's midlife crisis, and Dusty Rhodes' boldest fashion choice yet!
2024-10-26 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Like a fever dream that's really poorly shot.
Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of July 2024! We're watching Hulk Hogan get Donald Trump re-elected, the UK Pitbulls surprisingly break Hollywood, Ric Flair drinks too much in one venue, John Cena pays a $70,000 bar bill, Val Venis gets spectacularly trolled by nice people, the secret history behind Repo Man, all the hot news about 1991's Sub...
2024-10-20 20:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the shits? The shit. That's what's the shit.
Everyone talks about the 3:16, nobody ever talks about the Starburst promotion. A lesson to all you marketeers, that. 
He's dressed as Fred Flintsone, he's thinking about shoes. He's Tony Atlas, god blessim'!
2024-10-03 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The conclusion to Wrestle Me Live 2024 - with added Lord Alfred Hayes, as it bally well should have!
We'll be back to our usual programming next week. Except better - did someone say WRESTLE ME'S VERY FIRST INTERACTIVE PHONE-IN (not phone-in) SHOW?
2024-09-26 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIs it July? I thought it was NO, NO, YOU'RE WRONG it's July. JULY. So we're right on time!
Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of June 2024! We're off to the ruins of Jackie Pallo's old house, TNA's Impact celebrates 20 years as they mean to go on (disappointingly), Sika's now wild in heaven, Hulk Hogan has a memecoin nightmare, Logan Paul ...
2024-09-24 17:16:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Start your weekend off right, with almost 2 HOURS of the most follicly-obsessed WrestleMania of them all!
2024-09-20 18:12:52 +0000 UTC View Post
We're talking a short break from our Uncensored '98 run to give your our epic UK Rampage '91 shows!
The very definition of hot off the presses (not really - the venue emailed us last week with these files but chose an entirely incorrect email address.)
Enjoy! And thanks to all who attended and got Marc excited about CD burning software again.
2024-09-19 04:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Well, those CD-Roms went much faster than anyone could have anticipated, eh?
Having heard from a number of disappointed MeNiacs who were pipped at the post (the original run all sold out within less than an hour), we're going to do a second run of 50 - but with a new sleeve so the original purchasers know who's a Johnny Come Lately and who's an OG.
The new version will feature Stan ...
2024-09-13 09:11:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you've ever dreamed of wearing something cool (badges, T-shirts), reading something cool (a load of newsletters) or drinking something that's not cool (Greg Valentine's Bird Blood), then wonderful news - we've put all the remaining Wrestle Me! merch up on our Big Cartel shop.
The shop is here (but keep reading, there's a discount code a'coming):
Thanks for a bloody lovely Sunday Funday, all you lovely lot - we'll have the full show up as soon as they hand us the tapes.
Wrestle Me, Kings Place!
CLANG thanks so much to everyone who came, and we hope you enjoyed being part of the Wrestle Me tradition of then being late to seeing a ...
2024-09-12 04:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunday! Come see what horrific costumes we've cobbled together this time and buy a CD ROM...
https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/wrestle-me-5/
...but don't anger Wild Cat Willie!
2024-09-05 04:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Banya and the boys go ALL IN!
And we're finally done!
"Come watch me eat oysters... don't look at my shirt"
90 sun-stroked minutes of pre-NWO, Meng-pushing, Hogan-soothing, WCW nonsense!
2024-08-17 17:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostIs Pete uploading a picture he forgot to put in last week's post in a desperate to remain relevant, even though his radio career died some four years ago? Yes! Yes he is.
Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of May 2024! A day trip to see RevPro host the stars of CMLL, Ric Flair's toilet nightmare, Donald Trump's trial drags in lots of wrestlers, Kendo Nagasaki's got one more match in him, Buff Bagwell wins old gold, Rock's piss bottles, AEW's Double or Nothing, Kendrick Lamar shouts out Sweet Chin Music and lots m...
2024-08-12 09:36:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Namaste men are squabbling, Mammy.
2024-08-08 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post