What's this? The low-fi acoustic version of Ding Dong Goes The Bell from one of the songwriters? Yeah it is!
Keep your eyes open for the official Ding Dong available soon!
EDIT: official version AND Rude Talks Theme are up on our bandcamp: https://rudetalesofmagic.bandcamp.com/
2021-05-26 18:45:49 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back answering all your Q's about that dang song, fun one-shots, Animorphs, and mooooooooore!
2021-05-26 15:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Traveler! You're not abed? Ahh, I see. Yes that does sound stressful. Well come on, pull on your coat. Put your feet on the path. And I shall bring you what you most desperately seek…
sleep sleep sleep sleeping
Narrated by Ali | Art by Tim | Sound design by Joe
2021-05-21 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
And there it is. Thanks to the staff of Ulcer Anatomies shop, Mr. de Bonesby is as complete as he can be... for now.
2021-05-13 16:55:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis episode is brought to you by the Hedonism II resort in beautiful Jamaica!
2021-05-13 00:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostBonjour! It’s me, Stirfry the Kenku! If you’ve followed my many adventures then you know I’m a first rate friend, a fine tuned lover, and, most importantly, a five star chef. But this was not always the case! There was a time when I was a selfish friend, a sinful lover, and-I’m sorry to say-an amateur chef! To show you aspiring youngsters that even your culina...
2021-05-05 14:31:35 +0000 UTC View Post
There's no experience quite like spending your summer as a camp counselor, and Taylor and Christopher both lived it! Two different camps at two very different times, but there's still a lot of common ground... to talk about.
ALSO WE HAVE A LIVE SHOW TOMORROW, APRIL 30TH! MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR TIIIIICKIIIES (tickets)
2021-04-29 16:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey! You! Don't forget to buy your tickets for RToM Live: CRUISE CONTROL on Friday! Yeah, I'll give you a link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-live-cruise-control-tickets-151511690545
The Rude Crew is back in the (Home) studio to talk Jurisdic...
2021-04-28 14:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Gosh, the old bone man sure had a real time running around in that hotel before stealing a baggy suit that I'm quite sure he hates. But clothes are clothes, and nudity had become tiresome.
Oh and he's got a new jaw and hand too.
See you soon for a... final form?
-Chris Hastings
2021-04-22 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHAIL!
To claim your comp ticket to Rude Tales of Magic LIVE: Cruise Control, simply visit the showlink and use this code at checkout:
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Good luck and god...speed?
2021-04-19 16:57:12 +0000 UTC View PostYou will believe a car can drive.
NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCED for April 30th. See ya there.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-live-cruise-control-tickets-151511690545
2021-04-19 16:54:33 +0000 UTC View PostAhh. Good evening, traveler. Restless, are we? The night’s not quite done with you yet, I see. So pull on your coat. Put your feet on the path. And I shall bring you what you most desperately seek…
sleep sleep sleep sleeping
2021-04-16 01:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe cast is back to discuss the frights and terrors on last week's episode. Plus, we learn why you should *never* combine a diner and a laundromat.
2021-04-13 19:07:57 +0000 UTC View PostDeli, our newest champion, in her own words.
2021-04-03 18:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
In a match for the ages, Deli was declared our 2021 Rude March of Madness Champion. Ivan was characteristically sanguine after his defeat, saying, "ehh, it happens."
CCUMM wishes to congratulate Deli on her victory, to all of our competitors* for an amazing tournament, and the fans for your excitement and passion. Please stay tuned, Deli will be making a statement shortly.
-CCUMM<...
2021-04-03 18:43:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Stirfry’s exit from Rude March of Madness left everyone in Cordelia stunned. And his sole statement to press only fueled the burning questions on everyone’s minds: why would he walk away from Rude March glory? How does Frederick De Bonesby figure into all this? Also- what’s his problem with a...
2021-04-02 16:34:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, after a March of Madness full of twists and turns, it's all come down to this. Bellow was looking strong in his matchup versus Deli, but then Stirfry got a PS5 and invited Bellow over to play some video games while Stirfry watched, and Bellow asked to be let out of the tournament.
MEANWHILE, we shan't speak of what happened in the Ivan vs. Cheddar matchup, but we're sure Fanfiction...
Open wide and say "Aaah" it's Bonus Content!!
Since there won't be a Rude Talks this week, Ali, Chris, Carly, Joe, and Tim get together and show off some of that newly award-winning roleplay magic in this gritty and groundbreaking session of the Micro-RPG Heartbeats. For these doctors, nothing is more important than their patients. Even their lives.
Heartbeats i...
ALBEE: And then there were four! Since we’re in the Final Fuck, I thought it would be fun to bring in last year’s champion (and my best friend!!!), Cordelia! How do we think this is gonna go, Cord?
CORDELIA: Thank you for asking, Bee! I think it’s going to go poorly for at least two people.
CONFERENCE AT THE KING vs. FORT CONFERENCE
BEE: Bello...
2021-03-31 17:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
After a controversial Skeet Sixteen, the Butthole Eight proved to be one of the most exciting rounds in recent memory. Bellow briefly appeared down for the count, but asked Kreedis a question about rain that at first seemed really dumb, but the more you thought about was actually deep and profound- just the thing to put Kreedis in his head and send Bellow to a history making Final Fuck. That's ...
2021-03-30 20:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post
My, Lords! My Lords, please!
We want to thank all of you who've taken part in the playtest over the last month! Below are the feedback forms for anyone who wants to share feedback on the Spinulator. We'd love to hear what you think, and can't wait to share the rest of this project with you later this year! We'll be collecting this feedback until next Monday, April 5th.
Welp, I did warn you about Stirfry and his accountability! I definitely wasn't expecting him to murder a gavel specifically, but maybe I should have known. I've seen him get angry at a hammer before. I think he'll be okay, though...Mr. St. Beef gave him his business card.
Anyway, Madness Marches on, and the field gets narrower and narrower! Let's see what we have in store!
C...
2021-03-29 15:18:42 +0000 UTC View Post
--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE--
Following consultations with officials, coaches, and players, The Cordelian Committee for United March Madness (CCUMM) would like to share its decision regarding the events surrounding the Skeet Sixteen® match between Kreedis and Stirfry in the 2021 Rude March of Madness™. At the scheduled time of the match, Stirfry failed to appear. As has been reported by s...
We'd like to congratulate all our competitors who've advanced to the Butthole Eight and their respective conference championships. A statement regarding Stirfry will be issued shortly.
2021-03-28 20:17:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow!!! We are left with some really exciting matchups after what everybody is calling "the second round of Rude March of Madness". Emotions are running high...Robespierre's devotees are decked out in their finest for their champion, while Fractus fans "'tink dat's bad". The one constant is that everybody still in the game is really good at basketball. Make way for the Skeet Sixteen!
Things are 🌞😎HEATING UP😎🌞 as we enter the third round of Madness! Torrin and Grimothee are the first PCs to fall and the Shish Kebab Express slays the giant that is Fractus.
What will happen next?? YOU DECIDE! Head to the discord to vote in the next round before midnight tomorrow (3/27)!
2021-03-26 18:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A conversation about how much fun it is to be into a band! In this case, the band is Radiohead! Branson, Carly, and Tim talk about the evolution of their relationship with the band, favorite albums, and whether that one song has bells!
2021-03-25 11:30:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Whew!! What a first round! I think it's safe to say that absolutely nobody here is afraid to fight dirty. One of the matches in the Conference at the King literally ended with a dragon eating an ass! But we've mopped all the floors and so it's time for round two.
CONFERENCE AT THE KING
Amber-Ale Assembleaux (10) vs. Sundown Samara (2)
Sundown Samara m...
2021-03-24 23:56:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The results are in and we're on to the next round!! Head to Discord to vote by tomorrow (3/25) at Midnight OR ELSE!!!
2021-03-24 18:18:08 +0000 UTC View PostHi! Okay, so I should start by saying that me and Cord are sitting out this year. We didn't expect to make it to the finals last time, partly because neither of us really understood what was happening. You know what, I'm still not totally sure. Is basketball usually this many people? Let me go ask Bellow.
CONFERENCE AT THE KING
Gladhands (8) vs. Bidet +...
2021-03-22 21:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post