Albee's Picks for the Rude Thirty-Two!
Added 2021-03-24 23:56:30 +0000 UTCWhew!! What a first round! I think it's safe to say that absolutely nobody here is afraid to fight dirty. One of the matches in the Conference at the King literally ended with a dragon eating an ass! But we've mopped all the floors and so it's time for round two.
CONFERENCE AT THE KING
Amber-Ale Assembleaux (10) vs. Sundown Samara (2)
Sundown Samara made short work of her last match, but she's got some real TALL work ahead of her with this next guy. Ha ha! Bellow did you see? [Albee is calling over to Bellow who is studying a cool bug] Yeah, they're both pretty big!
FORT CONFERENCE
The Witch Hunter (6) vs. Kreedis (3)
Very nervously keeping my eye on this match... two power-houses not to be trifled with! I'm rooting for Kreedis even though he made me cry, because I'm pretty sure he won't try to kill Bellow in the next round and I cannot say the same for the Witch Hunter. I feel like they're both really dangerous and shouldn't be playing basketball.
CONFERENCE GUY '97
Flipcup (7) vs. Servant (2)
I want Flipcup to bring down Servant so bad!!! Though, they might just scream at each other for the whole match.
WE CONFERENCE FEW
Fridge Torso (5) vs. Cheddar (4)
I don't think Fridge Torso has much of a chance here, but this has the potential to lead to a Cheddar vs. Junior match, which I am preemptively calling "The Battle for Cordelia's Favor"! Hey Cordelia, what do you think? [Cordelia and Bellow are both using "Speak with Animals" to talk to the cool bug]
The only way to vote is by joining the Patreon and heading to our Discord! Votes due by tomorrow (3/25) at Midnight (Eastern!)
