Albee's Picks for The Butthole Eight!
Added 2021-03-29 15:18:42 +0000 UTCWelp, I did warn you about Stirfry and his accountability! I definitely wasn't expecting him to murder a gavel specifically, but maybe I should have known. I've seen him get angry at a hammer before. I think he'll be okay, though...Mr. St. Beef gave him his business card.
Anyway, Madness Marches on, and the field gets narrower and narrower! Let's see what we have in store!
CONFERENCE AT THE KING
Deli (1) vs. Jean-Luc Robespierre (6)
Deli obviously delights in the total destruction of her opponents, but don't be fooled by Robespierre's genteel appearance! I watched him send a referee home in tears by "insisting he exchange his current cap for one more hornéd". Either way, I'm predicting a lot of feathers in this one. The poop of skin, right Mr. de Bonesby? [de Bonesby does not notice despite being 2 feet away from Albee.]
FORT CONFERENCE
Bellow (4) vs. Kreedis (3)
The last time these two met, Kreedis said that Bellow would make a good monk (which I am totally fine with, by the way!). Can Bellow out-zen Kreedis and chill his way into The Final Fuck? Ack! [Nosebleed.]
CONFERENCE GUY '97
Count Ivan Gretzky (4) vs. Flipcup (7)
It's going to take everything Ivan can throw at Flipcup to overwhelm that teenaged beastie. He is horny and hungry like all the time and he seems mad about both of them.
WE CONFERENCE FEW
Cheddar (4) vs Hot Roddy (2)
I'm feeling a lot of "guy who has something to prove" energy in this face-off. Will we see Bellow going against his legal dad in The Final Fuck? [Albee's nose is a wreck.]
Don't forget to vote!
