Albee's Matches to Watch for Rude March of Madness
Added 2021-03-22 21:44:57 +0000 UTCHi! Okay, so I should start by saying that me and Cord are sitting out this year. We didn't expect to make it to the finals last time, partly because neither of us really understood what was happening. You know what, I'm still not totally sure. Is basketball usually this many people? Let me go ask Bellow.
CONFERENCE AT THE KING
Gladhands (8) vs. Bidet + Merde (9)
I...what? Bellow just explained this whole thing to me and I swear it didn't include three people going up at the same time. I hope this person's hands are glad because they gotta work twice as hard here.
FORT CONFERENCE
The Shish Kebab Express (8) vs. The Nacho Monster (9)
Another 8/9 pairing. I like what I like! This..."conference?" [looking at Bellow to see if she is right, but he does not know why she is looking at him] has a lot of intense matches, but I want to see how these two shared-consciousness organisms do against each other. I feel like I can get inside the nachos' heads but the Shish Kebab Express is still a mystery to me!
CONFERENCE GUY '97
Mr. Snoozy (5) vs. Fanta (12)
Watching two scorpions battle each other is just extremely cool.
WE CONFERENCE FEW
Cheddar (4) vs. Winter's Haste (13)
There's not a lot we know about Cord's boss, Cheddar...and everything I know about Winter's Haste confuses me! So I'll be paying very close attention to this one.
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