Albee's (and Cordelia's!) Picks for the Final Fuck!
Added 2021-03-31 17:15:44 +0000 UTCALBEE: And then there were four! Since we’re in the Final Fuck, I thought it would be fun to bring in last year’s champion (and my best friend!!!), Cordelia! How do we think this is gonna go, Cord?
CORDELIA: Thank you for asking, Bee! I think it’s going to go poorly for at least two people.
CONFERENCE AT THE KING vs. FORT CONFERENCE
BEE: Bellow is by far the chillest player in the game, which has worked for him so far!
CORD: No doubt. And now he’s up against what appears to be the opposite of chill: a tiny ball of pure chaos.
BEE: There’s something I like about her though! I can’t quite put my finger on it...
CORD: She’s wild. I’m into it.
BEE: Dibs?
CORD: Oh, she’s all yours.
CONFERENCE GUY ‘97 vs. WE CONFERENCE FEW
BEE: I think the big surprise here is Cheddar. You’re one of the only people who has actually met him!
CORD: Oh yeah he’s great! And super powerful. He’s definitely going to win. Who is he up against?
BEE: ...you haven’t been watching, huh?
CORD: I’ve been in and out.
[There is a brief pause while Albee catches Cordelia up.]
CORD: Dude Ivan’s totally going to win. Cheddar’s great and all, but this is Ivan!!
BEE: It is! It’s Ivan.
CORD: Bee, wait, what if it’s Bellow versus Ivan?
[They both have nosebleeds.]
Comments
Albee and Cordelia team up as a new Latin music duo, Cord y Bee.
Sean Hutchinson
2021-03-31 17:23:30 +0000 UTC
