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Alolan Dugtrio!~

Alolan Dugtrio actually show the most variation between the three, as opposed to the Kantonian variant's effective triplets. This was found to be because the three do not take in metal at the exact same rate, likely because of the natural variations in ore veins. As a result, the pseudo-hair that grows does so differently for each head. It functions perfectly as a helmet, and although the sligh...

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Dugtrio!~

As with its singular pre-evolution, Dugtrio requires a tad bit of special care. We've already gone over the process for being able to mate with a Pokemon of this line, but Dugtrio are more willing to be the initializing party in many cases. By "initializing party", we mean that if a Dugtrio shows interest, be careful, because it will dig a hole for you to fall into, rather than wait for you to ...

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Alolan Diglett!~

Unsurprisingly, the subterranean sex required to mate with a Diglett extends to the Alolan variation as well. Also unsurprisingly, there is still no way to see below the surface of a Diglett without hurting it, so take the images provided in this file with a grain of salt, as they are still artistic interpretations, rather than actual photographs.

The most noticable difference between thi...

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Diglett!~

For Diglett, we faced our most unique challenge yet. As many may notice, our archived image is a drawing, rather than an actual photographic record. This is because pulling a Diglett out of the ground would actually leave it in incredible pain, due to the sudden exposure to any sort of light or heat not found underground.

Some studied Diglett by removing it from the Earth and keeping a so...

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Venomoth!~

Venomoth are not necessarily dangerous in the way you'd expect. They are still toxic, they still create poisons on the scales of their wings, but these poisons aren't always necessarily dangerous. They're temporary paralysis toxins, meaning they'll cause a human to stiffen up, and wear off after a while. They're actually one of the ingredients reverse engineered to create paralyze heal potions....

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Venonat!~

Venonat are an incredibly straightforward Pokemon to attract. They can commonly be found in nearly any forest, and to bring one towards yourself, simply bring a light of some sort during night time. Be cautious, however, because several reports claim they were unintentionally attracting several at a time, with one researcher even having a small handful to deal with at once.

It's worth not...

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Parasect!~

Parasect is among the first Pokemon in this project that we would consider relatively inadvisable for humans. Alongside the fact that evolution has effectively fused the insect underneath with the fungus controlling it, there is now more fungus than anything else in its body. Semen samples provided revealed almost entirely pure spore concentrations, with just enough fluids to act as any sort of...

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Paras!

 The case study for Paras has gone rather well thus far. For this case, I find it worth mentioning that we've come across a more... Unique situation with one of our own researchers. A new recruit, calling herself Romo, is rather unusual. Having a humanoid shape, with less than humanoid features, isn't exactly common. However, not matching a Pokemon that we know of is what she claims has ha...

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Announcement!

We are going to be pausing our patreon for the month of September. We are going to work on improving our current methods and making general improvements over the month! 

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Vileplume!~

 

     Vileplume is, surprisingly, less immediately toxic than its previous form. The only time a human should interact with one sexually is when its flower hasn't bloomed such as in winter or fall, and therefore does not spread the toxic pollen it is known for. However, that isn't always an option. For when ingesting those particles cannot be avoided, it's s...

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Gloom!~

Gloom was a case study that required us to be either very well prepared, or very lucky. We happened to have one single person on our team, who was actually able to withstand the scent of a wild Gloom. They grew up in the area where a number of them grew, and as a result were most accustomed to it. As for all other researchers, we had to stick with getting information from domesticated Gloom, as...

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Oddish!~

 

Oddish was by far a relief after the time we had spent with bloodthirsty bats in a dark cave. The transition from wearing complicated equipment for feeding a bat while mating with it to simply searching for particularly glossy bundles of leaves had our Kanto research team relieved. That being said, with a lack of newfound complications, Oddish did have the unique trait of being one...

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Golbat~

Golbat are notably more dangerous than their pre-evolution, in that the qualities that made Zubat harmless are no longer present. Its fangs are long enough to break human skin, and it is reported having no problem whatsoever using its own body as bait for a meal. 

Fortunately, we have the exact same idea. 

Our researchers came prepared with several sterilized bags filled w...

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Zubat!~

In a touch of irony, Zubat, a Pokemon typically considered mundane because of the sheer population size, marks a special occasion for us on the SDex team. This is the first time we've received help from a source outside of our privately selected teams. 
Word of our efforts have gotten around to a number of humans, and just as well, other Pokemon have even taken note. A Riolu approach...

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Wigglytuff~

 Wigglytuff tend to be chaotic, fun loving, carefree spirits. Their bodies are always reported to be absurdly plush and soft as well. Upon closer study, we found that they simply relax their elastic body upon touch, giving the sensation of infinite give, regardless of how soft or hard the touch itself is. When it comes to the matter of expansion, the more a Wigglytuff inflates themselves, ...

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Jigglypuff!~

As a change of pace from our usually serious studies, Jigglypuff provided just as many laughs as they did lewds. Their bodily fluids create gasses that are safe, and lighter than air, making it act similar to helium when inhaled. All it took was the first blowjob or cunnilingus for the researcher's voice to be raised, and the giggles on both sides didn't stop from there. 


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Alolan Ninetales~

 For the research on Alolan Ninetales, we had to take a different means of approach. We wouldn't be so lucky as we were with its pre-evolution, finding them outside of their natural habitat. Alolan Ninetales are debatably even more secluded than their flame-based counterpart, preferring solitary life atop snow-capped mountains. We gathered as much information as we could, word of mouth fro...

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Ninetales~

 Ninetales was, as our researchers found, quite accurate to their portrayal in legend. If you don't bond with one for quite a long time, it will more than likely have a dominant attitude towards anything it sees as a mate. For most Ninetales that exist, they were born within the last few generations in human terms. For those that are more reclusive in the wild, however, their age can easil...

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Alolan Vulpix~

The Alolan variation of Vulpix came with little variation in behavior. They still have a tendency for mischief with a penchant for loyalty. Our researchers actually came across the ones chosen for examination on an uninhabited beach, rather than on a snow capped mountain, but the surprise was far from unwelcome. It seems that despite being adapted to ice and snow, the Vulpix don't mind heat one...

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Vulpix~

 While open flames were a slight concern at first, we found that Vulpix that have grown enough for mating are more than capable of controlling their combustion naturally. That doesn't mean our researchers didn't receive the occasional lick of flame across their rears from the playful vulpines, but it helped to enhance the experience. ...In most cases. Regardless, the behavior of Vulpix see...

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Clefable~

 

Clefable are named fairly accurately. Specifically the "fable" part. Most in the wild flee at the very thought of humans, let alone a group of humans looking for intimacy. Some claim it's the impurity of a human soul or mind, but we believe it may very well be the aversion to sound. Their hearing is absurdly sensitive, which explains why they choose total isolation in mountains whe...

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5$ Redesign?

Since we have so many pokemon and so many stories (all going to nameless nobodies) we considered a raffle for the Pokemon each week! Those in the 5 dollar tier will have a chance each week to be the researcher that enjoys the lovely company of our pokemon companions! Of course, if you win there will be a monthly cool down before you can win again, and 10$ patreon donators will still have priori...

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Clefairy!~

 

Clefairy was an evasive bit of information to get ahold of. We could have just found one or two here and there, and made our reports based off of that, but the legend of finding them under the light of the moon was too tempting to pass up recording. So, our researchers waited until the next full moon to begin their expedition. Hours upon hours of hiking through the wooded mountains...

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Nidoking!~

 The poison in a Nidoking's body is less potent than its earlier evolutions, due to their production staying the same, but having a larger body to dilute it. It isn't less useful by any means, but it makes up for now being a ground type. This isn't the first research we've had to commit to with a creature that is considerably stronger than a human, but it is the first time we've had to do ...

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Nidorino!~

 We had to wait for verification to release the research for Nidorino, because we had actually encountered a group of them before even finishing our field reports for male Nidoran. Their species seems to have a disposition toward being headstrong, aggressive, and a bit easily agitated. They were... More than eager, to say the least, to engage our researchers, regardless of their gender. Wh...

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Nidoran ♂

 Of our findings on male Nidoran, surprisingly, we found that size matters. However, not necessarily in the same way as humans. The size of a Nidoran's horn matters much more their phallus, because when it comes to the competitive breeding of the wild, battle makes much more of a difference. That means that the most dominant out of an entire group of males can even be the least endowed sex...

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Nidoqueen~!

 A lot of people expect Nidoqueen to be dominant by predisposition, and it isn't entirely untrue, but that's probably to be expected by a creature with a lot more muscle than a human. A lot of Nidoqueen specimen we studied were incredibly timid and kind, at least until the experiments began. They have a lot of power, and it shows in everything they do, but they maintain how conscious they ...

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Nidorina!~

Information on Nidorina came in slowly. They took time to research, because they tend to not trust very easily, and only allow for more intimate perspectives if you've taken the time to earn their trust. Luckily, a few of the Nidorina we had in our study group had also evolved from or were related to the group of female Nidoran we had just recently, and maintaining that consistency was key in f...

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Female Nidoran!~

 It's times like these that it's important to manage resources properly. We nearly ran low on Pecha berries because the researchers that spent time on Nidoran, both male and female, underestimated their poison, and exactly how it's delivered. For the female side of the coin, it was mostly male researchers having personal experiences, but the occasional female would be required to meet the ...

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Alolan Sandslash

 Our researchers in Alola had a bit of a wake-up call when it came to the rules for safety we have, and were reminded that this is a job, not a vacation. Sandslash are already dangerous with their thick, chitinous spikes, but they're even more dangerous when those spikes are frozen. After the first couple of band-aid packs we had to deliver, they seemed to get the idea to be more careful. ...

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