Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love
You can find Mia at http...
In this episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool!
You can find Dr Janega at 2021-07-13 23:25:13 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines.
We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is...
2021-07-06 22:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's.
Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime.
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: 2021-06-30 21:28:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh babey we're here. We made it.
It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed!
It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest ...
We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's Gone Entirely Japanese.
We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all o...
This week we are recording the next KJB Q&A, scheduled for release on the 30th of June!
Ask away you damn beautiful bastards. I love you
2021-06-13 14:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'.
We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere.
Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find...
2021-06-08 22:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'.
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You knew it was coming, you knew we would get to it.
It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity.
We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and all-around excellent guy Christopher Caldwell-Kelly to run us through just what t...
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NOTE: We mispronounce Uluru pretty bad in this one but in our defense this is before we realised you could do research for a pod cast
The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby!
This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck...
2021-05-19 09:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.
Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.
Find Pierre at 2021-05-12 12:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke?
A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before.
It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the kinds of movie they simply do not make anymore, and Devon gets dangerously horny. Tune ...
2021-05-04 22:59:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee....
How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt.
It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film.
Also I truly do wish you could act.
Join us as we embark upon the hauntological journey of the Bond that never was.
2021-04-27 23:07:40 +0000 UTC View PostJust found about this 'parasocial relationship' thing and wanted to take the curtain down a little for the first ever Kill James Bond Q&A!
All of these questions were asked by you, the humble and noble Patrons.
2021-04-20 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp".
Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie:
- Become a Japanese
- Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us
- to give extra special cover, take a wife
The gang are joined by Ed Zitron to discuss 007: Everything Or Nothing, a game he knows almost too well.
Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron
The next episode we are recording is our first ever Q&A episode, due for release on April 21st!
Please, ask away, although do bear in mind that we will be choosing which to answer, so don't be ridiculous.
Cheer-o!
2021-03-31 20:41:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Friend of the show and host of Trashfuture, Masters of Our Domain, and Тумач, Milo Edwards joins the gang for a deep dive into Thunderball.
Can Bond save the day as a sicilian man steals two nuclear bombs?
Is a shark pool an effective way to dispose of henchmen?
Why would a health spa have a machine that wiggles you to death?
All these answers and more, maybe.
You ...
Join the team this week as we head down to Cairo in 1954 for a 2006 french comedy film that's actually a good movie that we would recommend you watch!
2021-03-24 00:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time-
Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.
There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery.
2021-03-10 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie.
It's the last movie JFK ever saw.
But is it any good?
Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?
Someone DM'd to request that we upload the free episodes here too so that they're all on the same RSS feed for convenience, so we'll be doing that going forward.
Here's our inaugural episode on the 1962 film Dr No.
2021-03-02 15:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe gang are joined by games journalist Laura Kate Dale to activate DK mode reminisce about the Nintendo 64 classic, secret levels, and most of all, Dr Doak.
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