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Content update, short and sweet

Hi again ~

Here's a little update so you know what's going on. I'm slowly getting better, having had clarified stuff over the last 3 updates.
I'm going for walks, talking with offline friends, treating myself gently.

If you have any further thoughts regarding me updating publicly, please send me a dm.

For suggestions on sfw audios or sfw content for this month, please ...

2022-02-21 22:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 3 - Twitter

Hello again.

As we continue to digest and understand everything, I here talk about more events on twitter. I talk about me getting doxxed, my use of racist language in the past, and my association with other content creators.
I also touch upon some other loose ends.

There will probably be more to talk about still. I'm very grateful for your patience, and understanding of each o...

2022-02-16 20:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post

More clarification, another update

Hello.

Thank you for listening to my last update.
I have been urged to clarify some more, on my own time of course, and so here I am with more.

This audio is mainly about my former friendship with Mint.
I hope it gives some more clarity.

I hope this gives you a better idea of the friendship, I go through our dm timeline and try my best to remember vc calls from a year...

2022-02-15 00:23:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Update audio, talking about the last 7 days

TW: Mentions of death threats, suicide encouragement, violent language, slurs.

Hello

I have just come back home from my trip to Norway, and wanted to post a brief update for you here before I head to bed.

This mostly revolves around my last stream and how I have been feeling regarding what has happened on twitter.

This is an update about me, and this place.

...

2022-02-11 22:26:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Wait... you want me to help you NOT have sex? [Friends to Lovers] [Hand holding] [Just keep looking at me] [Tension] [Just practicing] [Trilingual] [Danish] [Spanish] [Teasing] [Translating for you] [Cunnilingus] [Kissing] [Whispers] [Stuble scritches] [Early Access]

Hello hello, here's another instalment of our F2L pseudio series.

I hope you enjoy!

- Crompch ❤

2022-02-03 12:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Exclusive audio poll - Friends to Lovers character conclusion

Hello! 🍋

This month there will be two polls for the monthly exclusive roleplay audio. We will conclude the little friends to lovers pseduo-series, but before I let you vote on which type of audio that should be, I'd love to first know how you'd like for it all to end.

Vote below!

also, thank you for the lovely answers on the ramble update, they have been so great to ...

2022-02-03 00:17:43 +0000 UTC View Post

February ramble talks update thingy, content, future, how am I doing, spoilers for audios, I talk too long pls

Hello lovelies! And welcome to all the new patrons who have joined here this month already, it's great to meet you.

I wanted to make a little talky update thingy, and ended up just rambling on and on and on and on... well you get the point.

So here, if you want to just have something in the background to listen to, you have just under 36 minutes of crompch.

Poll will be pos...

2022-02-02 19:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] There's absolutely no way I'll give in first... [Teasing] [Kissing] [Begging] [Whispers] [Tickles] [Creampie] [Grinding] [Cockwarming] [Friendly competition] [Playful wrestling] mentions of [Marking] [Friends to lovers] [Patreon exclusive]

Hello lovelies - Here it is!
The first exclusive Patreon audio of 2022! (kinda?, well monthly one, anyway!)

I took my time to sit down and get in a real silly, fun, cuddly mood, and pressed record! So here he is, crunchy at his silliest, convinced that he's able to win any bet and friendly competition you throw at him.

I really hope you like it, and that this can mark a fun en...

2022-01-31 19:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Waking up with your hot boyfriend [Clickbait title] [sfw] [totally sfw it's just morning groans] [18+ though] [don't put it on your work stereo] [but maybe headphones are fine]

Hello lovelies! I hope you've had a wonderful start to the weekend. If anything, this little sfw audio can maybe add to some cosy vibes for you.

It's a [Whisper]y [Morning voice]-ey and [Cuddle]y audio, with me recording as a first thing in the morning sort of deal. You get to have whispers, but also me being annoyed at my messy long hair.

It'll probably (maybe?) be posted to Yout...

2022-01-29 21:14:33 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] It's time for you to melt for me [4th wall break] [Several roleplays] [Audio references] [Moaning] [Kissing] [Teasing] [Giving in] [Countdown] [Cum for me] [Melt for me] [Whispers] [Caring] [Binaural] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare rambles] [Outro music] [Early access]

quick edit cw: the beginning might be a bit more direct and controlling than what you're used to, but there are little check-ins later in the audio, and a short rambly pillowtalk thing at the end. Here's a sfw audio of mine if you need more aftercare

So the month i...

2022-01-27 15:06:36 +0000 UTC View Post

If Crunchy was an Anime VA [Shitpost] [Funny] [3 different animes] [Stereotypical anime cliches] [Patreon exclusive]

So! Some of you might have wondered how I might tackle a future role in an actual dubbed anime.

No? Well that's what you're gonna get, hehe.

I brainstormed a bit, and came up with a few silly scenarios to act out. So here are 3 cliché anime moments, acted out to the best of my "english anime dub" ability.

I hope you enjoy! (I certainly did lol)

<3

2022-01-26 12:50:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Story time - the time young crunch went to a music festival and made many dubious decisions

So I wanted to make a cute little short story time for this Sunday, but I ended up just going on and on, losing track of time and well. Here you have a "short sunday story time" that's 41 minutes long! Hehe.

Warning, it's very rambly, and I'm not really stopping too often to catch a breath. So a bit sleepy, a bit incoherent, a bit all over the place crunchy, talking about all sorts of th...

2022-01-23 13:42:05 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] There's no way you can make me cum from just grinding [Friends to lovers] [Platonic cuddles] [Grinding] [No penetration] [Teasing] [Switch] [Playful wrestle] [Hydration] [Spit] [Please] [Begging] [Laughing] [Kissing] lots of [Wet sounds] [Moans] and [Intro music] [Early Access]

Here's a delayed reddit, early for you guys here 💕

Looks like this guy is having a difficult time keeping this teasing facade up, huh?
Here's an audio with a little bit of payback, if that's your cup of tea.

Please do let me know what you think!
- Crunchy

2022-01-21 14:13:24 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] I've decided that you should let me sleep on you [Catboy] [Soft] [Silly] [Cuddles] [Meows] lots of [Purring] [Teasing] [Professor] [4th wall break] [Meta] [Patreon exclusive]

Meow mew mew meow mew purrrr

Here's another exclusive audio to continue the teasing. I'm glad I recorded this earlier in the week, because right now I am down bad after my 3rd shot. Body feels like paper maché, haha.

So send me some cuddles, and enjoy the cuddles from a very very silly and very chaotic catboy crunch.

little hugs,
Crunchy

2022-01-19 14:28:15 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Let me help clean those for you [Finger licking] [Finger sucking] [Teasing] [Kissing] [Appreciation] [Smiles] [Soft laughs] [Sweetie] [Danish] [Kanelstang] [Patreon Exclusive]

sweet dreams ~

2022-01-16 00:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post

A confused d/sp-anish young man talks about his gender and sexual identity (and labels, and other thoughts) [Ramble] [cw: little firework noise at 5:45] [Exclusive]

Hi! So you might think that you've heard me ramble before.

I think this probably tops it.

This is an audio with incoherent rambles about things I'm still learning about even 10 years into trying to begin to learn. It was so rambly that I've already forgotten about most of the things I've said - so take everything with a grain of salt!

I get very excited in it too, because ...

2022-01-15 16:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Can't sleep? Well be a good a girl and cum for me then [Masturbation Encouragement] [Whispers] [Sweet talking] [Kissing] [Soft] [Good girl] [Sweet girl] [Sweetness] [Bilingual] [Spanish] [Teasing] [Cliff-hanger] [Stupid phone call] [Timezone mention] a little [Binaural] [Early Access]

Hello lovelies. 💕

So here's an audio I rarely ever do, I use a gendered petname! A treat for those of you who are into the [Good girl] tag. I thought if any month, this one probably was the most fitting.

I hope the teasing isn't too bad this time around ~ (hehe maybe suffer just a bit)

Enjoy the early access!
-Crompcht

2022-01-13 13:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post

[Behind the scenes] How my wet sfx are made!

Don't watch if you think it'll spoil your enjoyment of my content. (spoiler alert, it's not very sexy) ((unless you're into hands??)) (((which you might be actually hold on))) [never mind]

I hope you enjoy this little video!

New Reddit audio up for early access tomorrow or early friday -
and them there'll be a little sexy tease on Saturday! (Just for you amazing patrons)
<...

2022-01-12 22:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post

[Video] Study with me [ASMR] [Proof of Concept]

Hello lovelies ~

Here's a video I made to test out a certain type of "study with me" genre of content. From it I have learned that if I decide to make more of these, that it'll probably be 20 ish minutes of quiet thinking and learning, and then a 5 minute break with me talking, longer videos. Kind of the "pomodoro" study style, where there will be room for the viewer to work on their own...

2022-01-08 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post