Hi all!
The Patroncast is, shockingly, actually back, with a big talk about a tricky year, how MATN works behind-the-scenes, and some plans as to how we're going to fix it...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ifog9cUN2I
Or you can just d...
2025-07-14 22:32:01 +0000 UTC
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Evening all,
Firstly, I am delighted to confirm that the Patroncast is ready, and being released in a matter of hours.
However, I appreciate that, due to the Patroncast's ever-so-brief absence, you have been denied pet pictures, which is especially sad as we have two cats who have grown up from kittens to adolescent cats over the last year.
So, first up, as an apology, we're g...
2025-07-14 21:52:42 +0000 UTC
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Tonight is Halloween. And, in the UK, at the time of writing, it is midnight. The creepiest time on the creepiest date. And so, naturally, this seems like the perfect time to resurrect the Patroncast.
In short, I am extremely sorry - this past few months have been a bit of a mess, with all sorts of happy and sad moments that have really thrown off the schedule. On the happy side, we've ha...
2024-11-01 00:04:56 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
As the ancient scrolls foretold, the Patroncast has returned, but I think it's well worth the wait, as there's a lot of kitten-discussion, and some big hints about the imminent Democracy Week too...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssKfz7E...
2024-06-20 23:20:28 +0000 UTC
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So. I just checked the calendar, and it's not February anymore, which is rather embarrassing given that's what was written on the most recent Patroncast submission thread. So what's the deal with that?
The short version is that I spent the last 3 months making a series of Incredibly Bad Decisions, in terms of how busy we've been.
Highlights include;
A Millennia sponsor...
2024-05-27 22:52:20 +0000 UTC
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Hello Patrons!
So, as it's currently what theoretically would be February 31st if this were an extra-special Mega Leap Year, this is probably a good time to start work on the February Patroncast...
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or generally start getting excited for the approach of Skies of Arcadia...
So ask ...
2024-03-03 00:23:28 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is back for 2024, and this month we're chatting about how Ted dealt with New Year's Eve, and having a look over how the channel's doing.
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA_PVCCnUVU
Or you can just download it from...
2024-01-19 19:26:10 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year!
So, as it's now the New Year, I'd say this feels like an excellent time for some sort of New Year's Patroncast.
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or send Ted reassuring cuddles because he doesn't enjoy all the fireworks around this time of year.
So ask away, and I'll update this post when the Patr...
2024-01-01 21:16:22 +0000 UTC
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Good evening Patrons, and welcome to the long-awaited return of the PodCats, which naturally you lucky folks get first, and this time we're talking about unicycles, Starfield, and how atoms work...
You can listen along right here, or you can just download it - https://dri...
2023-12-04 21:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here again, and this month we're discussing how we're keeping Ted nice & toasty as winter approaches...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rto5sdh_gNQ
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if you prefe...
2023-11-17 01:10:22 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
Right, let's get the Patroncast back to its usual schedule, by which I mean monthly, but named with a month that arguably isn't appropriate.
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or otherwise make some delightfully silly Halloween jokes.
So ask away, and I'll update this post when the Patroncast is recorded, s...
2023-10-30 18:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
As the ancient scrolls once foretold, the Patroncast has returned, and I've decided to blame everything on Starfield...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUQy3wPEjIw
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if you prefer -
2023-09-25 21:20:18 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
It is currently summer. Everybody can agree that. Except for folks in the southern hemisphere, I guess. But mostly we can agree it's summer. And that means it's time for the Summer Patroncast, which is how we're going to fix this mess of a naming protocol.
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or dramatically switch...
2023-08-14 21:42:26 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here, and this month I have two excuses...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kx5IC8r1fI
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if you prefer - 2023-07-27 21:46:41 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
So, it's not actually half way through July yet, which means it's completely acceptable to start work on the June Patroncast. Maybe we'll fix this at the end of the year with some 'New Year' shenanigans.
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or declare your love of Cameron, the greatest sniper who ever lived.
...
2023-07-11 23:11:47 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here, and it is again farcically late, but this month I have a very cute excuse for that...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0iUTy5Etec
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if you prefer - 2023-06-23 00:29:24 +0000 UTC
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Good evening Patrons, and welcome to your early access to the latest episode of the PodCats, and this month we're actually talking about video games. A bit, anyway.
You can listen along right here, or you can just download it - https://drive.google.com/file/d/11CnpbiXq0C-...
2023-06-16 00:12:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
May is only just barely over, so let's get working on the May Patroncast, and hopefully restore a semblance of order to the naming protocol...
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or point out your favourite XCOM 2 fact that I've completely missed thus far.
So ask away, and I'll update this post when the Patr...
2023-06-05 22:46:57 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here, and this month we're performing exciting experiments into how far the word 'April' can be pushed...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJZv4EEhyE
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if you prefer ...
2023-05-20 20:58:08 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
May is basically upon us, so it's probably best I get started on the April Patroncast and continue pretending that the naming protocol hasn't collapsed back into anarchy...
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or tell me about your favourite Advance Wars CO.
So ask away, and I'll update this post when the Pat...
2023-04-29 21:52:04 +0000 UTC
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Good evening Patrons, and welcome to your early access to the latest episode of the PodCats, and this month we're talking about the 3 Bs - Blood, (Mr) Blobby, and (Red) Bull.
You can listen along right here, or you can just download it - https://drive.google.com/file/d...
2023-04-17 20:09:32 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here, and this month we're discussing the always slightly awkward process of trying to make series fit together...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfkcp3tc5G8
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if yo...
2023-04-03 22:46:38 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
The start of April is terrifyingly close, so I'd better get working on the March Patroncast before the current naming protocol completely descends into farce...
Just in case you're new, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or explain why it just won't stop bloody raining in England right now.
So ask away, and I'll update this post wh...
2023-03-27 22:55:38 +0000 UTC
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Good evening Patrons, and welcome to your early access to the latest episode of the PodCats, and this month we're talking about normal human things, such as football, the theatre, and MISSING_HUMAN_INTEREST_003
You can listen along right here, or you can just download it - 2023-03-20 21:13:52 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here, and this month we're celebrating the return of the 'sort of' naming protocol, and discussing the weird space that January & February have in the gaming calendar...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zpQSOfms-Y
2023-03-03 23:41:33 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
The end of February is rapidly approaching, so now is probably a good time to get started on the February Patroncast, which will also be including the rather dramatic tale of poor Ted's first little health scare (don't worry - he's fine now).
On top of that, as usual, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or send Ted reassuring hugs...
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2023-02-20 00:38:33 +0000 UTC
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Good evening Patrons, and welcome to your early access to the latest episode of the PodCats, and this month we're actually discussing video games, including the dark horror of Cuddly Forest Friends...
You can listen along right here, or you can just download it - https...
2023-01-30 21:02:56 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
The Patroncast is here, and this month we're discussing how Ted feels about this whole 'Christmas' thing...
Naturally, you can also watch the unlisted YouTube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2whrdCr_5Y
Or you can just download it from Google Drive if you prefer - 2023-01-24 00:16:48 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
It's 2023, and thus it seems like an excellent time for me to start work on the New Year 2023 Patroncast, including an update on how Ted dealt with his first Christmas and New Year's Eve...
On top of that, as usual, this submission thread is where you get to ask questions, suggest topics, or let me know what you got for Christmas...
So ask away, and I'll update this pos...
2023-01-09 23:07:50 +0000 UTC
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Good evening Patrons, and welcome to your early access to the latest episode of the PodCats, and this month we're discussing fish, 'frogs', and the expansive Hemsworth dynasty...
You can listen along right here, or you can just download it - https://drive.google.com/fi...
2022-12-19 21:05:34 +0000 UTC
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