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S4E23.5: Q&A #12

It's our 12th-ever instance of a Q&A session, in which we have answered your questions. Thank you again for asking them.

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Friend of the show Bella, a refugee evacuated from Afghanistan in 2021, is raising money for her gender confirmation surgery! Anything you can give would be hugely appreciated! 2025-09-25 15:31:08 +0000 UTC View Post

S4E23: Point Break (2015)

This may in fact be the point, at which you break. We have reconvened to discuss the 2015 Point Break remake, its foibles and achievements, because consistency is the name of our game.

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Friend of the show Bella, a refugee evacuated from Afghanistan in 2021, is raising money for her gender confirmation surgery! Anything you can give would be hugely appreciated! 2025-09-18 08:38:37 +0000 UTC View Post

S4E22.5: Under the Skin

Now it's time that we talk about the Jonathan Glazer film with Scarlett Johansson. Check out the film Under the Skin (2013) before listening to this.

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Friend of the show Bella, a refugee evacuated from Afghanistan in 2021, is raising money for her gender confirmation surgery! Anything you can give would be hugely appreciated! 2025-09-11 14:53:02 +0000 UTC View Post

S4E22: Point Break

In a simpler time there were heroes with names like Johnny Utah who dedicated themselves to fighting crime. And there were criminals with names like Bodhi who sought a higher purpose, such as a wave so sick it kills you. These are their stories...

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We've been nominated for Podcast of the Year at the ITV bCreator Awards! It’s public vote, so vote for us here under “creator s...

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QUESTIONS FOR KJB Q&A 12

Well folks, it's been just about a half a year, so it's time once again to open up the parasocial floodgates and let you ask us any question that you feel. The episode will be recorded this sunday and released near the end of next month!

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S4E21.5 Hail, Caesar!

This week November brings us a little Podcast Dessert. Hail, Caesar! is a Coen Brothers movie about a day in the life of a fixer for a booming film studio in the 1950s that all three of us enjoyed watching, but understood on vastly different levels.

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S4E21: The Usual Suspects

Oh yeah, this one's not going to be insanely fraught to talk about

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The timeless art of the cinema speaks to us. It bypasses the eyes and is capable of touching us directly on a personal and spiritual level.
But we can't always rely on a nearby theatre showing a 35mm print of some forgotten 60s classic, sometimes we have to watch a 240p rip uploaded to a russian scam website.

Are you watching the greatest art of the 21st century on your phone on a cr...

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S4E20.5: End of Days

This week on Kill James Bond, every 1000 years Satan visits earth to take a bride. In the year 1999, he's in the greatest city in the world New York City baby, and it's up to none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger to stop him!

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S4E20: Topkapi

A round half a year ago, when our transition from Eurospy to Heist was written in stone, many of our beautiful listeners told us that a perfect film to smooth that boundary would be the 1964 euroheist caper Topkapi. And on this occasion we really need to hand it to you. You were spot on.

This has everything we love: montages of ordinary civilians who 100% did not consent to being filmed; ...

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S4E19.5: Constantine

It's Girls Night! Rounding out our little impromptu run of two-host episodes comes the 2005 Keanu Reeves comic book adaptation Constantine. Can John Constantine, a man doomed to hell because of a suicide attempt, prevent the coming of the Antichrist? can Keanu deliver a line with any emotion in it? And what is Shia LeBeouf doing here?

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S4E19: The Italian Job (2003)

(Audio fixed)

It's part 2 of our Italian Job double bill with long-time friend of the show, THREE-time guest, comedian and man with 'too many podcasts', Milo Edwards

On today's episode of the Kill James Bond Podcast, we're taking a look at a 2000s american ensemble heist that describes itself as 'Inspired ...

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S4E18.5: Sam

I saw the TV Glow. The People's Joker. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. All titans of transgender cinema that capture three very distinct modes of being transgender. Today, Katie Tightpussy has joined us to offer us a fourth: Mel Brooks' adult son Nicky has pulled in every favour he had to create what I can only descri...

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S4E18: The Italian Job (1969)

This week on the Kill James Bond Podcast, we're joined by long-time friend, two-time guest, comedian and man with 'too many podcasts', Milo Edwards

We're taking a jog down memory lane today with the daddest of dad movies, the italian job! Michael Caine stars as a thief released from prison in 1960s Gay England w...

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S4E17.5: Shiva Baby

This week behind the paywall, journalist and friend of the show Sasha Baker drops by to show us Shiva Baby, a movie about a young jewish woman having a series of extremely awkward social interactions.

Check out Sasha's recent investigation with the BIJ about a shadowy transphobic parent network 2025-07-04 14:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post

S4E17: The Bank Job

This week on Kill James Bond: A wrong righted. As much as we wanted it to be the case, the Transporter series featured ZERO HEISTS. So today, November and Devon meet in a shady basement to give Jason Statham his Due. 

Based in broad strokes on a true-ish story, The Bank Job is the story of the 1971 Baker Street Robbery, where several- presumably jammy- bastards tunnelled into the sa...

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S4E16.5: A Serious Man

This week we're joined by friend of the show, co-mayor, and all three hosts of this podcast Mattie Lubchansky (thats an S1E18 joke kids) to discuss the Coen Brothers' movie about a man faced with a lot of questions and seemingly no answers.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. In our home, we talk a lot about how insane everything feels, and agonise constantly over what can b...

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S4E16: Transporter 4

If I had a penny for every time we've reviewed a poorly-thought out 2010s reboot of a 2000s film series that prominently features three women dressed in identical wigs to fool security cameras, I would have two pennies

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide....

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S4E15.5: On Her Majesty's Secret Service with No Notes

This never happened to the other fella. A confluence of factors prevented our brave hosts from discussing A Serious Man, so instead, we have taken it upon ourselves to sit in a circle in a smoke-filled room and desperately try to remember a pretty unmemorable movie that we watched 4 years ago. 

Something about Vaccines? I think???

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S4E15: Transporter 3

The adventures of gay asexual trans man Frank Transporter continue, but this time- get this- the package he has to transport is a young woman who barely speaks english. Will he break his rigidly-defined set of rules to ooh fuck me of course he bloody will its the SAME its theSAME MOVIE

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S4E14.5: Moby Dick (1956)

With a 1950s star-studded cast, Ray Bradbury and John Huston bring us a Shakespearean take on a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

Content warning: graphic description of the process of whaling

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. Tha...

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S4E14: KJB Q&A #11

It's another peek behind the curtain as we answer YOUR questions for the 11th time. This week: What are our escape plans from TERF Island? What is KJB's dream Heist Roster? Can Pepsi think of a good new flavour? And we finally, finally open up about our Tesco Meal Deal go-tos. You don't want to miss it.

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S4E13.5: Conclave

Talking about popes is extremely in vogue right now for some reason, so we chose this as the ideal time to talk about Conclave (2024). And, we figured it would be in the public interest to put this one out on the free feed. So please, enjoy nearly two full hours of Popechat.

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S4E13: Transporter 2

You'd better believe they made a second one of these

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahmed and his family out of Gaza. Please, if you can help in any way, be that by d...

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WE NO LONGER NEED QUESTIONS

This sunday, at approximately 1500 BST (in the past thats in the past so we cant answer questions anymore), we're recording the next in our long-running series of Glimpses Behind the Curtain. Make sure to get your questions in early for the best chance of me (devon) seeing them. They can be on any topic your heart desires! Just to get ahead of the most obvious one: We don't know. We're not copi...

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S4E12.5: Andrei Rublev

Neatly positioned between Transporter 1 and 2 in our release schedule here is a movie that frequently sees mention in conversations about the 'greatest movies ever made': Andrei Tarkovsky's 1966 biographical historical epic 'Andrei Rublev'. 

Andrei Rublev, since canonised by the eastern orthodox church, was an icon painter who lived in the 1400s near Moscow. Little is known of his ac...

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S4E12: The Transporter

Kill James Bond is setting our sights on the Fast and Furious movies, but we need to do a little genre research first.

We need to- NEED to- watch Mr 'acquitted on all charges' himself, Luc Besson's English-language French Statham Vehicle, The Transporter!

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S4E11.5: The Mission

The year is 1750. The Guarani people in what is now southern brazil are stuck between various factions of Europeans- the Portuguese, who believe they are functionally animals and NEED to be enslaved, the Spanish who broadly agree but have better PR, and the Jesuit missionaries, who believe that they're something approaching human, but only in as much as that means it's an absolute necessity tha...

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S4E11: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

So two weeks ago we attempted to recall the plot of You Only Live Twice from memory, after having last watched the movie in 2021. This week, we all watched the Nick Cage vehicle (get it) Gone in 60 Seconds a matter of days before recording and somehow remembered it even less.

Joining us is returning champion, friend of the show, photographer and automotive journalist Victoria Scott! ...

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S4E10.5: Saint Maud

You HAVE to check in on your homegirls more often than this

CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of SA, Suicide, Rape, Self Harm

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This is a preview of a bonus episode! Check it out on our reasonably-priced patreon!

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been work...

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