Haley Whipjack

October Video: Zombies at the House on the Rock

Could YOU survive a zombie apocalypse? Could you do it at the weirdest house in America? Come call dibs on where you'll be sheltering from the storm!

EARLY ACCESS: Venom 3 is Ruining my Life

hello my name is haley and i love venom, but i think venom 3:the last dance (2024) broke my brain

Scripted, recorded, and edited this in less than 3 days because I could not stop thinking about Them. Patreon-exclusive October video to come tomorrow!

Swooning Over Stans - Stan's Route

Hello, my darlings! My deep and sincere apologies for going radio silent for a month. Moving and mental health have been raking me over the absolute coals, but I'm here! I'm alive!

As an apology and a ramp back into the posting of things, here is another three hours of me romancing fictional old men. This time, it's Stan's turn, and his route is actually so wild.

I hope you enjoy! ...

September Video: Shrek 5 Bingo

Do we have any information about Shrek 5 yet? No! Am I still going to make a bingo board of predictions for the movie? Yes! Join me about it!

EARLY ACCESS: Did Mabel Cause Weirdmageddon?

What are the steps to a weird-themed apocalypse, and who is to blame at each turn? And more importantly, can we put it all on the 12 year old girl?

Guys I really like Gravity Falls, and I will defend Mabel Pines to my last breath. That's it, that's the video. Probably my best ever whiteboard setup, and I think the look really came together too, I hope it was all worth it and you h...

Swooning Over Stans: A Grunkle Dating Game

This one goes out to Rowan, who tagged me in a video about this game on TikTok and put this idea in my brain. It also goes out to Stanford Pines, love of my life.

This is NOT the monthly patron-exclusive video, this is just an extra very-long Gravity Falls themed video for all to enjoy. If you wanted to hang out with me for four hours today, this is the video for you. Enjoy the old...

New Video Coming Soon!

I've been very fixated on a little town in Oregon lately...

(this is gonna be a shorter one, but I still really like it, and we're chasing our bliss and making things we like! everything else is still in the works, do Not fret! You'll have this in your hands late this week!)

Hermes: Week of September 9

And now we've reached MY favorite of his outfits. I love my little dragon <3

SNEAK PEAK: OUAT Season 5 Intro

It's the first three minutes of the Onceuponatime season 5 video! For you!!

Just a little primer to get you excited for our conitnued adventures in Onceuponatime land!

Hermes: Week of September 2

If last week's king outfit was Hermes' favorite, this is his least favorite. He hates being Lambchop more than he hates anything else in this life.

EARLY ACCESS: Ranking Baldur's Gate Companions Again. While Green

The finale of this trilogy is here! Except this time... I'm green.

This will be dropping on YouTube next week, and the plan is to be very busy making things and giving you peeks at them in the coming months (my summer zoo job has ended and I am now drifting in a sea of Onceuponatime and Gravityfalls).

I hope you enjoy!!!

Hermes: Week of August 26

For those who aren't on the More Haley tier: I did a photoshoot with Hermes this month, and everyone gets to see how beautiful he is! This was his first outfit we did, and he loves this one because it's literally just a blanket strapped to him.

August Video: Photoshoots and Postcards

I've wanted to make this boy sit for a proper photoshoot for months now, and the time has finally come. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labors and also the fruits of my cat.

July Video: The Sand Snakes

There is a single instance where I'm a Game of Thrones-verse book purist and it is this one: I love the Sand Snakes and their slutty dad.

This video already contains apologies so I will just say: this is your July video, don't look at the calendar I promise this is for July.

EARLY ACCESS: They Put Frozen in my TV Show (Once Upon a Time Season 4 Recap)

Here it is!!! It needs some audio massaging, I swear I accidentally deleted a clip of myself somewhere that I just can't nail down, and I need to add in the sponsor segment, but this is the nearly ready version of the season 4 recap!

I hope you enjoy it, I do get a bit Heated in the second half of this one. I don't know why I let this show give me so many feelings.

This wil...

Season 4 full video coming soon!

Getting everything edited and put together now! Also, this is going to be my first ever sponsored YouTube video, which is wild. The early bird version I post on here will not have the sponsored portion, but will still have a little reference about the partner at the very end.

This half of the season is such a collection of things that happen for no reason at all, and I really hope it all...

Hermes: Week of July 8

You've never seen a man sleep as hard as this man sleeped.

SNEAK PEAK: First Half of OUAT Season 4!

Did somebody ask for the FROZEN ARC???? Here it is <3

No I am NOT excited to dig into the Queens of Darkness arc, thank you for asking. But it's all worth it for the 2-part season finale. I'm just sprinting towards the incredible 2-part finale and high fiving Will Scarlet on my way there.

Also sorry for dropping this in the literal middle of the night, this one is for everyone b...

It's Coming!!!!

No one guessed the dress up, but I really loved this one. You should have season 4 part 1 in the next few days!

June Video - We're Making Gemsonas

How long has it been since you've thought about Steven Universe? Whatever you just said, that's too long. You're gonna think about it right now.

SNEAK PEAK: The First 3 Minutes of OUAT S4

Everyone's favorite part of the onceuponatime videos, the teeny intro at the start! Season 4 production is underway!

Hermes: Week of June 24

A glimpse into the ways in which Hermes will not let his arch-nemsis rest. He and Ozone cannot exist peacefully in the same room, they are always doing this.

EARLY ACCESS: I Can Make Armor on My First Try

it's finished and will be dropped on YouTube for the public late next week! But first it is dropping for all of you lovely folk!

I made foam armor on my first try <3

SNEAK PEAK: More Minutes of Crafting!

Here is where the armor crafting video currently stands, she's nearly all done!

School is out, so I've got multiple irons in the fire right now, this month's patreon-exclusive video will be coming your way soon, as well as the first tiny part of Onceuponatime season 4! AND I'm scripting a new BG3 video! Much happening!

SNEAK PEAK: A few minutes of crafting

Hello I am working on something that I can actually share updates with you on a more regular basis and that is very exciting for me!!! Big onceuponatime videos are very unwatchable unless they're complete or the tiny beginning sections, so I haven't been able to give y'all as many early previews and progress updates on things as I've wanted to.

But now! I can bother you with crafting vid...

EARLY ACCESS: We're Not In Storybrooke Anymore (Once Upon a Time In Wonderland Recap)

SHE'S DONE!!!! I hope you enjoy this recap and review of a 13 episode television show that absolutely dominated my life for over a month. I love it, it makes me so mad, it has driven me crazy, I worry that trying to do the onceuponatime season 4 video after getting so invested in Will Scarlet might actually end me.

I'm so desperate to be able to talk about this show with anyone, please t...

May Video - Three Stories about Hats

Please listen to my favorite three children's books about hats and my idea for a new type of video I want to start making.

Wonderland has been Recorded!

Guys I don't know what happened. I thought this video was gonna be shorter, cause the show is only 13 episodes, but the script ended up being 24,000 words and I recorded for 4.5 hours straight last night. I wish I could explain myself. But I can't.

I'll get you an edited video as soon as I can!!!

SNEAK PEAK: The First Four Minutes of OUAT:IW

Here is your official confirmation that we're doing the very weird OUAT spinoff before we get into season four, which also doubles as a fun makeup look and a lot of Hermes being unable to stay off camera for even a minute.

I hope you're excited for the video proper, because I am grinding away at the script and cannot wait to revel in the absurdity with you!!

Cats: Week of April 22

A baby Mako (as referenced in this months Patreon video that dropped today) and a vintage Hermes. I believe they were both about 6 months old in their respective pictures, just pure baby.