EARLY ACCESS: Venom 3 is Ruining my Life
Added 2024-10-29 22:30:01 +0000 UTChello my name is haley and i love venom, but i think venom 3:the last dance (2024) broke my brain
Scripted, recorded, and edited this in less than 3 days because I could not stop thinking about Them. Patreon-exclusive October video to come tomorrow!
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I spent the entire run time of this movie just thinking how much like a pathetic wet dog Eddie looked. It was a great time
Lawson
2024-12-08 08:44:31 +0000 UTCI zoned out and you were still on C
Hot Singles
2024-11-02 03:52:00 +0000 UTCJesus Christ this is so many patreon names on the list
Hot Singles
2024-11-02 03:51:47 +0000 UTCI remember there being crack theories back when Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) came out that Venom 3 would be about Sleeper (symbrock baby, essentially) or some other like, child of Venom and Eddie. Consider a world where this movie was a road trip where Eddie is trying to figure out why he feels like shit and Venom is like "do not worry Eddie, that is just our child growing within our bond" and then Eddie has a whole crisis about being a dad(mom) and then bonds with the hippie family while they have weird double speak conversations with Martin about expecting a baby (Where Eddie of course believes that he is somehow going to give birth? while Martin is thinking this weird wet cat man has someone waiting for him in New York.) I'm picturing the phrase "we gotta get you to New York before the baby gets here, man! No mama should go through that alone" and Eddie stares blankly trying to figure out if he was just called a mom or...oh, no he thinks I abandoned my baby momma that makes a lot more sense...
Rowan C
2024-11-02 03:16:18 +0000 UTCThe fact that you could neither recall the correct dates of venom (2018) and venom: let there be carnage (2021), nor cared to look it up, speak volumes as to your deep, visceral despair.
Sophie Noakes
2024-11-01 18:37:11 +0000 UTCI am guessing you haven't seen Spider Man: No Way Home? Which is literally the only way to understand the multiverse bit. In fact that EXACT same post credit scene is in No Way Home.
akodorokku
2024-11-01 18:20:13 +0000 UTCYeah that's basically what Agony looks like in the comics though her symbiote hair is generally MUCH bigger.
akodorokku
2024-11-01 18:19:18 +0000 UTChermes didn't want to hang out this time! the two babies kept coming in and interrupting his rest, so they're the ones onscreen today
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-31 20:18:39 +0000 UTCrealised that this was a fully different cat than the usual one and got hopelessely distracted
Ji dem
2024-10-31 19:54:44 +0000 UTCand it's so crazy because venom 2 was all but making them canon, and then in this one they just don't escalate it! i didn't need them to smooch on screen but i did want one of them to drop the L-word!
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-31 07:55:35 +0000 UTCVenom and Eddie being a couple isn't even too out there considering that in the comics they have canonically done the nasty together. Venom specifically hit him with the "I know his body inside and out and know how to please him better than any woman can" and Eddie's just... Into that. They literally had a CHILD together (biologically!) In one arc
Vesper Sinclair
2024-10-31 07:35:58 +0000 UTCwe're entering out aidan war era somehow
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-31 06:38:17 +0000 UTCI also wish they explained way more of what was going on with her lol, the look of her symbiote is the only thing that clued me into the comic character connection so I was just as confused until then and after that moment i was only 2% less confused
Spencer Wichmann
2024-10-31 03:36:08 +0000 UTCThis was fully comprehensible for me as someone whoβs never seen any of the Venom filmsβ¦. but I have seen Morbius so I have experience in parsing silly Sony Not-Spiderman films
Agumame
2024-10-31 01:00:10 +0000 UTCI should really watch Venom 2 huh.. Also it seems I need to prove myself the stronger Aidan somehow!
Aidan Sowood, Notoriously Low Roller
2024-10-30 23:35:18 +0000 UTCIf No Way Home taught us anything, it's that closure for Sony!Marvel properties is always possible -- even if it takes several years.
Scoobert Doobert
2024-10-30 23:24:05 +0000 UTCi wish they'd explained anything, i am not a comic girlie so i had even less info than you
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-30 18:35:10 +0000 UTCi am so honored to be multiple people's first and only exposure to the venom trilogy. but also watch venom 1 and 2
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-30 18:34:39 +0000 UTCI'm nodding sagely along as if I have ever seen any of the Venom movies
ashraven
2024-10-30 16:22:12 +0000 UTCif I have a good memory for anything, itβs movies! and only movies
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-30 16:07:33 +0000 UTCI can't believe how much you remember after having watched this movie once
Micah
2024-10-30 11:48:01 +0000 UTCJuno Temple is I think supposed to be Agony from the comics which is why I think they gave her the backstory but they just didn't really elaborate or connect that at all
Spencer Wichmann
2024-10-30 07:36:30 +0000 UTCHave i seen this movie? No. Did I watch this whole thing and enjoyed every minute? Yes!!
Oliver Ryburn
2024-10-30 01:51:05 +0000 UTCadorable cats
Deborah Endris
2024-10-30 01:28:47 +0000 UTChonestly hell yeah
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-30 01:22:49 +0000 UTCOh, it's barely comprehensible. But the way you talk about things is so entertaining that I don't care about that too much. Do I know anything about Baulders Gate? No, but I've watched and rewatched your videos on them a likely unreasonable amount.
Roman Lanslide
2024-10-30 00:05:23 +0000 UTCi would do anything for tom hardy even if he clearly does not return the sentiment
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-29 23:56:06 +0000 UTCinterested to know how comprehensible this video is without prior knowledge of the franchise π
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-29 23:54:29 +0000 UTCAsdfghjkl Star Wars prequels who? *This* is the most devastating way to end a trilogy. Thank you for bringing these vital insights to us in the midst of these trying times, you're the gods' bravest soldier
TheAceApples
2024-10-29 23:45:20 +0000 UTCI've never seen Venom, but I will always follow wherever your serotonin takes you
Roman Lanslide
2024-10-29 23:14:18 +0000 UTCI canβt believe youβve found me out like this
Haley Whipjack
2024-10-29 23:03:56 +0000 UTCKnull is one of my favorite modern marvel bad guy snd given jon snowβs symbiote-esque sword, Knullβs beef with the Celestials AND the Beyonder(s), i cant wait to see venom in the MCU
The Sheriff
2024-10-29 22:51:59 +0000 UTCThis made me immediately google where I can watch venom, I had heard they were good movies but this kind of endorsement you just dont get anywhere else
Harald_s1
2024-10-29 22:49:43 +0000 UTCMy brain feels this so bad
Joshua Caliendo
2024-10-29 22:33:17 +0000 UTCOh my god, Hermes has been taken over by an alien symbiote (defiantly not just another one of the cats)
Roo
2024-10-29 22:32:04 +0000 UTC
