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TALKIN ABOUT: Animated Films w/ Branson, Carly, & Joe

Branson, Carly, & Joe talk about their shared love for the animated feature. We talk our FIRSTS, our FAVORITES, and dangnabbit do we talk about our FOULS as well! Get into it!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Page of Coins

a PAGE of coins? I’d prefer a WALLET of coins! Yah, BIG coins!


- Tim

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Ep 5

Christopher, Joe, and Tim answer questions about sharks, Henson, co-DM/GMing, and also a HOLE (lol) lot more! Let's f-ing GOOOOOOOOO!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Ace of Coins

People also ask

What does the ace of coins mean?

The Ace of Pentacles is a powerful symbol of manifestation. It indicates that you have the ability to attract abundance and prosperity into your life. This may come in the form of financial wealth, but it can also manifest as emotional fulfillment, spiritual growth, and personal success.Oct 5, 2023 View Post

Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Giardiagnomes

Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Seven of Swords

No one ought to be deceived. And yet many are! That's probably why they made a card about it!

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Ep 4 featuring James Adomian

CARLY MONARDO RETURNS to kick ass, take names, and answer questions with her friend Joe Lepore, her husband Christopher Hastings, and co-worker Tim Platt. LET'S GOOOOOO

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Two of Cups

two cups is a fantastic notion. one cup of water, one of pinot grigio. Ah man, even thinking about I get "jealous" of the "me" who gets to do the "two cup dream" on a Friday night. Ah, who am I kidding? My dreams never come true...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Funny Moments in Songs w/ Tim & Branson

Tim & Bran talk about the funniest moments in songs. Most songs mentioned can be found here.

Tim's debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK is coming out 9/30 and is available for presave/preorder 2024-09-19 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Kevin and GG Containment's Character Sheets

::Sick Drum Solo::

Hey, slimes! Here are character sheets! Check 'em out!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Three of Cups

Not all marriages are good!!!! That's what makes it so special when you witness a truly spectacular one.

Comment below with a truly spectacular marriage! Don't be shy! It would piss me off if you were shy!!!!!

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TEETH LIKE BEAK: SNEAK BEAK

PATRONS!

This clip contains a sneak peak of my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out 9/30. If you're interested, please pre-save on spotify or pre-order on itunes here.

If you're in the NYC area, I'm doing an album release show/party at littlefield on 9/30! You can get tix and more i...

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Rude Talks of Chatting - Nethermurk 03

Chris, Branson, Joe, and Tim answer questions about this incredible third episode of NETHERMURK and they talk about their ideal out-of-pokeball pokemon. You simply can't get a conversation like that anywhere else!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Seven of Wands

Try to name them all in the comments!

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Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Wormdusa

Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he...

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Nethermurk Ep 3 "The Secret of the Hot Dogs" Deleted Scene

Hope you're all enjoying TSotHD today!! As a treat, we're sharing a lil deleted scene from today's episode. After we came back from break, we re-recorded Linus's letter to Tobacc O'Leary to clarify some information, and included this bit showing what happened to Gumball at Batplebees.

BUT THEN, when it came time to edit, we decided it would be altogether more interesting to...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Five of Wands

I didn't draw this so I'm allowed to think it's hot. Summer's over!

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Rude Talks of Chatting - Nethermurk 02

EDITOR'S NOTE: Apologies for the levels- we had a bit of a recording snafu that gave us limited options for audio. We love you!

In this ELECTRIC question answer session, Chris, Joe, and Tim talk fast casual restaurants, the nuts n bolts of the cartoon theme song, and of course: books!

Stay till the end to hear the demo version of the Nethermurk theme!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Ace of Wands

My Tiktok algorithm has been feeding me a lot of #sticknation vids, to my delight.

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Rude TAROT of Magic: King of Wands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJLHyzTSLp0

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Rude Talks of Chatting - Nethermurk 01

Christopher and Joe take your questions and talk about CAVES and what live in CAVES! How do I get out of this CAVE that I'm trapped inside? Why is their internet in this CAVE?

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Nine of Cups

The seven sins of Christian God!

We’ll start, of course, with Pride:

The sin that tempted Morning Star

who sat at Father’s side.

Here comes Envy, tried and true,

a sin that can’t be beat!

A pair of well off loafers covet

each the other’s seat.

Gluttony (ah gluttony!),

I know you like my hand.

To eat and eat and ea...

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NETHERMURK PREMIERE POST-GAME CHAT w/the whole dang cast!

Just for you, patrons- it's our instant, post-game reactions to ep 1 of Nethermurk. We're talking new characters, new mysteries, Chris's taking the DM's throne, Italian Horror, and so much more!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Nine of Wands

a prank is

a fact from the mouth of an obvious oaf

sweet choc'late and berries in SAVORY loaf

a cushion that whoops under Diplomat's ass

a finger doth pulled; thus: enter the gas

a snake in a can marked as peanuts or beans

or one of those ol' shock-the-handshake machines

a prank is whenever a victim delights

in surprise endured: the violence...

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Rude Talks of Chatting: BEARS! The Blessing of the Obelisk FINALE

This is the end. One of my many friends, the end. And wouldn't you know it we got some questions to answer about it. Tim, Chris, and Joe chat it up on Bears, what we learned, and what's to come!

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Marginalia, Poems, and Daily Doubles from Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Ep 2-4

Below are stray dump of text from Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk! To read the text versions of Episode 1 & 2's opening monologues, go here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/opening-...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Eight of Coin

Ditto.

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Two of Wands

This fucker taller than two wands stacked on top of each other! Two medium sized wands!!!!

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Talkin About AESOP w. Branson, Joe, and Tim

An IN-PERSON discussion recorded during our last camp. Branson, Joe, and Tim get in the weeds on Aesop, fables, parables, righteousness, and radio. Live, laugh, and LOVE let's GOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Rude Talks of Chatting: BEARS! The Blessing of the Obelisk Ep 3

GM Tim and GM Joe sit down to talk Moriarty Newman, Fiasco, sound design, and Frasier...AND they answer YOUR questions about Episode 3 of this amazing game about one amazing obelisk.

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