After a thrilling round one full of huge upsets, stunning defeats, and hair-rising buzzer-beaters, we're on to the even more exciting round two. With formidable opponents staking their territory, we're starting to get glimpses at who has a shot to go all the way. Let's check out our matches to watch fo...
2020-03-25 14:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Sup, Sportsfans! Your boy Bellow here with my picks for matchups to watch in this year's Rude March of Madness. When I asked why everyone wanted me to write this up, they looked at each other, paused for a moment, turned back to me, and said "It just has to be you."
EAST 2020-03-22 20:38:49 +0000 UTC View Post
💸🚽🐖🍯PATRONS!!!🍯🐖🚽💸
⛹🏾🏀🎆🏀GET READY TO RRRUUUUUMMMBBBBBLE!!!!!🏀🎆🏀⛹🏾
That’s right! In honor or March ☘️ Madness ☘️ we here at Rude Tales of Magic 🐉🔮 have decided to bring the MADNESS of COLLEGE BASKETBALL to you!! 🍹🌴 That’s right, our team of bracket scientists 💉have put together a ONCE IN A LIFETIME 🕴...
2020-03-22 19:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi! It's Chris, just messing around in Procreate, trying out some new brushes. I can't believe I got Todd in the Achewood casting in yesterday's post. I'm actually The Dude and the Catastrophe.
2020-03-19 13:12:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, when it seems like the work day will never end, we at Rude Tales of Magic like to pass the time by messaging each other playful castings. Today, to help YOU pass the time, we’re giving you the gift of some of our favorites. Thank us!
Nu Metal Bands from the Early 2000s
Albee - Papa Roach
Bellow - Godsmack
Cordelia...
2020-03-18 18:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends! I trust you're all taking good care of yourselves.
In the last rude talks of chatting, Elf Lord patfeehan asked a good question about how we devised some of the homebrew races that aren't from the Players Handbook and I fumbled a bit trying to remember character creation way back when. So I went back through my files and found the very excellent materials that contributed to t...
2020-03-18 13:29:16 +0000 UTC View PostQUICK, JOIN THE DISCORD!
We're going to start making LOTS of extra stuff to share with you during these, our upcoming plague days, because we know a lot of you are locked in your homes, and the world sucks especially hard right now, and also because it helps us stay sane, but mostly cause we should all be less alone these days. We might not always make a Patreon post to alert you. Join th...
2020-03-17 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can finally take the definitive* quiz to find out which Rude Tales character best matches your personality! Go forth, rudely to take and share!
*free
2020-03-10 17:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostBleh! Good evening.....come in weary traveller, take off your cape. We'd love to "have" you for "dinner." In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this new entertainment (The Rude Tales Crew (mostly) plays VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE), we hope it doesn't "suck." "Fangs" for stopping by. Bleh!
2020-03-06 23:33:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there baby! We got our next live show coming up at Union Hall in beautiful Brooklyn New York on Sunday, May 3rd at 7:30pm.
Just fill out the form here if you'd like to attend, and we'll make sure you get your complimentary seat...
2020-03-04 21:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostAloha our little raison d'etres!
We have a VERY special "amouse ears" for you today, it's the normal Rude Talks of Chatting but with special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan, host of Dimension 20 on 2020-03-04 16:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6U85CLzL6g
2020-02-20 20:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe whole gang gathers to discuss the prison break, the reaction to our new bf Legion, and what the show might look like after we finally kill all the main characters.
2020-02-18 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostAloha!
Recently, the Rude Tales Crew (minus Timbo, plus a Taymo) got together to play the super fun storytelling game For the Queen by Alex Roberts. Here it is, in all its raw, unedited glory.
For the Queen is one of my favorite games from one of my favorite game makers (Alex Roberts), and is published by Evil Hat, a wonderful games publisher. All that plus it's very aff...
2020-02-13 21:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a special someone in your life? A Someone you'd call dibs on? A Someone you would commit to potty-training? A Someone who makes your heart feel large enough to contain (a forest-full of!) Owlbears?
These are the Valentines for you. Download and print out this sheet of sweeties and give one to each and every nasty freak you have a crush on. Just try not to get a nosebleed all over...
2020-02-11 00:53:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Rollin on Piss Beach
Game Time With Some Nice Friends
Thrilling Capers
Fantastic Affairs
Drama and Danger
Our Savage Love of D&D
Pod Save Cordelia
Serial Adventuring
Radiolab & Blood
THE THEATER OF THE MIND
HarmonTown (Not HarmonQuest)
THE SILVER SWORD
Po...
No Taylor this week, as he has died. In lieu of flowers the gang records a premium chat show as usual without mentioning that anything is out of the ordinary.
Since Taylor died, this was recorded on Skype and will therefore sound AWESOME! You lucky jerks!
2020-02-05 00:21:57 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy Bearers of the Black Grail!
Welcome, to our most recent live show! We had a great time, the audience had a great time, and StirFry died.
FYI: This show is 100% non-canon, taking place in a pocket universe unconnected to anything else in the show. Please do not discuss the events of this episode with anyone who is not patron. They don't deserve it.
COMMENT BELOW WITH...
2020-01-25 19:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! This is Chris AKA Frederick de Bonesby.
We just had a thrilling live show with a wonderful crowd in Brooklyn last night, and I thought I'd share a bit of the preparation that went into the show. As we were getting ready, producer Taylor laid down the edict that there was to be NO PAUSING THE GAME TO LOOK UP INFO, NO DEAD AIR WHILE WE FIGURED OUT HOW A SPELL WORKED, R...
2020-01-24 18:04:22 +0000 UTC View PostNow THIS is what I call mutual pleasure!
2020-01-21 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Carly here! I tried to capture what I imagined the Pepsis would look like based on Branson’s amazing performance and also our mutual love of The Dover Boys at Pimento University. I spared you from seeing Bukkake‘s private parts, but know they are there.
2020-01-19 04:18:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Folks, here he is. And as a little bonus I've included my first draft of Kebin from before he was going to be a part of the show when he was just a little warm-up drawing.
2020-01-10 17:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Branson and Producer Taylor invite you to the innermost circle where all secrets are revealed. REND THE VEIL OF MAYA, BEHOLD THE TERRIBLE TRUTH.
Topics include:
Kebin
Horror/Comedy
knowing if something is bad or if it's you actually that is bad
The cast (love em!)
Wow, a giant sized RUDE TALKS OF CHATTING covering Kebin AND our big Holiday Spectacular!? What more could a girl want? (end of climate change, a more equitable and just society, The Witcher season 2)
NEXT LIVE SHOW!!! On January 23rd at Union Hall in historic Brooklyn, NY!! Get tickets here-->
I thought “what if I drew Ivan Gretzky like THIS?” And so I did.
Smooth tidings,
Carly
2020-01-05 13:21:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Seasons greetings from Christopher (Frederick) and Ali (Cordelia), your New Years Eve special one-off adventure Dungeon Masters! If you didn't notice the holiday special in your feed, tricksy Taylor (Taylor) titled this ep "Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night" and added a delightful misdirect of a description. It'll all come together when you start the episode. In fact, go do that now!
Lo! For are they not CHANGED by their journey!
This is the Level Up session that took place after episode 007, or "Kebin." If you haven't heard that episode, *don't listen to this*.
If you're already a fan of Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition, then you'll love following along with the process. But even if you've never played before, I think you'll find it interesting to crawl around ...
2019-12-28 22:38:22 +0000 UTC View Post
de Bonesby’s skirts are hitched and he’s off, baby! Animated by yours truly, Carly 🦌
2019-12-27 20:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for bearing with us while our producer Taylor is in the hospital. Here’s a drawing from our very own Branson Reese of the main cast! Enjoy! It’ll be public before too long so bask in your exclusivity while the basking’s good!
2019-12-19 23:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostWe had a short crew, but oooh what fun we had talking about regional accents, the difference between ENFP and INTSJTS-D's vis a vis the gang's Meyer's Brig's psychological designations, what we love about Bello and Cordelia, how incredibly sophisticated the title of this episode is, and how far Chris is willing to go with Pepper, the studio dog, on mic.
Gather round the cauldron of ...
2019-12-10 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post