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Bellow's Matches to Watch for Rude March of Madness

Added 2020-03-22 20:38:49 +0000 UTC

Sup, Sportsfans! Your boy Bellow here with my picks for matchups to watch in this year's Rude March of Madness. When I asked why everyone wanted me to write this up, they looked at each other, paused for a moment, turned back to me, and said "It just has to be you."

EAST

Scrum Fabulous (4) vs. Cum Dangle (5)-

Scrum Fabulous's success in past tournaments has been built around his unbeatability- most years he wins outright or just bribes the refs. But if anyone in this competition is a giant-killer, it's going to be Cum Dangle, the coolest man I've ever met. Keep an ear out- if you hear a banjo, Scrum could be headed for an early exit.

WEST

Pipsy Pepsi (3) vs. Gerry Mentlegen (6)-

Make no mistake, Gerry Mentlegen is a strong competitor with a bad seeding this year. With another 6th seed, Pipsy Pepsi (a mean boy who will do anything to win) would have a cakewalk, but if Gerry shows up to this match with an empty diap? Sparks could fly.

SOUTH

Junior (3) vs. Affair Elf (6)-

Affair Elf has been punching above their weight all year- you gotta admit it's a surprise to see a character without a first name make it to the Big Show. With a big splash in a more recent episode, Affair Elf definitely has momentum that could be key to being this year's Cinderella Story. Then again, Junior has always relied on the kindness of strangers…

MIDWEST

Stirfry (2) vs. Virtue Pepsi (7)-

Stirfry was originally given the 1-seed in this division, but De Bonesby demanded he be first. Even so, Stirfry could still have what it takes to go all the way. The Fry undertook an unusual training regimen in the off-season, and been looking much fiercer this year. No one knows what his secret is but he could be the team to beat. Hard to see how Virtue could overtake him, the fun in this matchup is going to be watching Stirfry put on a show.

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