Bellow's Matches to Watch in the Skeet Sixteen!
Added 2020-03-25 14:56:59 +0000 UTC
After a thrilling round one full of huge upsets, stunning defeats, and hair-rising buzzer-beaters, we're on to the even more exciting round two. With formidable opponents staking their territory, we're starting to get glimpses at who has a shot to go all the way. Let's check out our matches to watch for round two!
EAST
Cum Dangle (5) vs. Kebin (7)-
This is personal preference but I'm hoping that Cum pulls out a victory here, after scoring a surprise upset against Scrum Fabulous (in match that went into overtime!). The way I see it, Cum is a nice guy that helped us out and introduced us to some cool wolves, and Kebin is very very scary. If he meets Albee in the next round, he will touch her and absorb her and make her turn inside out or whatever… and that would suck.
WEST
Bellow (1) vs. Pipsy Pepsi (3)-
Damn, I'm kinda screwed. This guy already hates me, so he is not going to hold back here. He left me a note stuck to my door with a knife this morning. The note said "You're next motherfucker." I don't know for sure it was Pipsy, but it really sounds like Pipsy. Actually, I sort of hope no one else hates me that much.
SOUTH
Milker (5) vs. Cheddar (2)-
Milker showed incredible prowess in his Round 1 victory over Ruined Man, who left his match just as ruined as he started. After the game, Milker said he's been sticking to the fundamentals and his milk has never tasted sweeter. And while it's pretty murky whether this a popularity contest, hypothetical fight, or a game of basketball (?), I have no idea who "Cheddar" is, so I've gotta assume Milker will be winning another big upset.
MIDEAST
Wizardly (4) vs. Stirfry (2)-
As predicted, Stirfry, absolutely destroyed in Round 1. With the monster numbers he's been putting up, he seems like he could be lock for the championship. A lot of commentators are asking "how did he get so good, so fast?" And actually, I'm asking that too. Wizardly is a strong man but I don't see him putting up much of a fight.
