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Nintendo, The Industry, And The Attack On Emulators (The Jimquisition)

Nintendo is clamping down on emulation, causing sites like EmuParadise to cease doing business. The game industry hates emulation almost as much as contemporary piracy, so this is good news for executives.

It's just a shame that, in a world without emulators, the industry doesn't care at all about archival, or offering a service that could begin to compete with what ROMs were doing.

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Podquisition Episode 194: ASBESTOS

On this week's asbestos-fueled podcast, we talk about We Happy Few, Dead Cells, Flipping Death, and Rise of the Tomb Raider.

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Dead Cells - Dead Cellabration (Jimpressions)

Dead Cells really is that good! A bit of Dark Souls, a bit of The Binding of Issac, a bit of a Metroidvania, but all Dead Cells. 

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Solo: A Single-Player Success Story (The Jimquisition)

God of War recently made $131 million in digital revenue. Octopath Traveler is struggling to meet physical demand. These are just two in a long line of successful story-driven games.

But please, game industry, tell me again how nobody wants 'em.

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The State Of Sterling #4

Today we're talking about merchandise woes, circulating the tapes in the face of YouTube's behavior, Jimpressions changes, and using Patreon as an Ask replacement. 

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Titan Quest On Switch - Crash Of The Titans (Jimpressions)

Well, this is a shame. I was looking forward to Titan Quest, but an already dated game with an already lacklustre port that can’t even run properly is barely worth a fiver, let alone forty bucks. 

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Podquisition Episode 193: It Ain't Getting Better For None Of Us

Hangovers are just the beginning of the aging process. 

Also, Deus Ex, God of War, Titan Quest, Hello Neighbor, Pure Electric Love, and Rick & Morty. 

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Remothered: Tormented Fathers - Parent Trap (Jimpressions)

Remothered came out on Steam last year, but I never saw it because Steam is a trash heap. Now it's on consoles, and I played it.

Remothered: Tormented Fathers has a silly name, it's a silly game, but it's a charming survival horror nonetheless.

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No Man's Sky Next And The Concept Of The Mega Patch (The Jimquisition)

Two years on, and No Man's Sky is finally living up to a significant portion of its promise. It's not the first game to get a "Megapatch" and it won't be the last.

Games these days are thoroughly mutable, but that can be a bad thing as well as a good thing. Let's look at the things!

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Podquisition Episode 192: Fighter Hornblowing

What is up with those weird "sexy" games on Switch? Let's find out!

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Ready Player One

The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.

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Fox n' Forests - It's Retrokay (Jimpressions)

Decent, but held back from greatness by a number of frustrations that masquerade as difficulty.

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A Frustrated Post-Mortem Of Lawbreakers, Radical Heights, And The Culling (The Jimquisition)

Time for one of our classic post-mortems. This time it's not about one game, but three games and the studio responsible for two of 'em.

The Culling II abandoned everything to pursue literally the wrong thing, while Boss Key Productions' Lawbreakers and Radical Heights were just... wow.

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State Of Decay 2 - I'm Just Disappointed (Jimpressions)

State of Decay 2 is fine only because State of Decay is fine. As a sequel, Undead Labs' retread is a letdown. 

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Octopath Traveler - Love & Eight (Jimpressions)

Octopath Traveler is exactly the kind of JRPG I've been needing. Yes please! 

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Podquisition Episode 191: Sammy's Super T-Shirt

We uncover ancient movies about shirts while playing Octopath, Yakuza, and a game about sushi love.

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The Xbox One Is A Bit Shit (The Jimquisition)

Everyone knows the Xbox One is a bit rubbish. Deep down, we all know it, and it's because Microsoft thinks too much like a publisher.

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The Culling II - A Frankly Humiliating PUBG Clone (Jimpressions)

Xaviant should be thoroughly embarrassed. This desperate attempt to ape PUBG (they don't even have the chops to attempt cloning Fortnite) is beyond sad. 

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Podquisition Episode 190: Hot Gollum Action

Laura's off this week with feeling poorly, but we hold down the fort with Gollum and loads of impenetrable telly talk. 

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Metabombed: PUBG Is A 'Literal Pile Of Shit'

Time to delve the depths of Metacritic's user reviews once more!

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Alone In The Dark 2

 No. Just, no. No no no. 

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The Unknown City: Horror Begins Now - A Masterpiece Of Shit (Jimpressions)

Sharing assets with The Slaughtering Grounds, a trip to the Unknown City is ready to make you feel really sick. 

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From Battle Pass To Battle Ass (The Jimquisition)

The Battle Pass is the new hotness in monetization thanks to Fortnite's popularization of it. 

Before "AAA" publishers can sink their fangs into the latest scheme, games like PUBG and Paladins have shown them how to do it. 

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Shovel Knight: The Switch To Switch Has No Hitch (Jimpressions)

I always liked Shovel Knight, but I never loved it. Not until it came to Switch. 

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Podquisition Episode 189: Cup o' Jim

With all the calm of a morning TV show, we rouse you from your slumber with our soothing chat.

Also: Octopath Traveler, Sushi Strikers, Metro, and more!

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Far Cry 3 Classic Edition - The Best And Worst Of Ubisoft (Jimpressions)

 Far Cry 3 is a fine case study in the highs and lows of Ubification. 

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Pity Poor Waluigi (The Jimquisition)

Waluigi, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

It's time to think about the sad life of the Good Purple Boy.

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Podquisition Episode 188: Super Mario Sodomy

Porn? In MY Mario? 

Also on the docket: Figment, Mario Tennis Aces, and Rabbids.

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Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition - The Best Zelda Game On Switch (Jimpressions)

Warriors action at its finest. 

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Dante's Inferno

They call it "an animated epic." That's putting it strongly.

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