Howdy Patron!
We're working on a Power Hour that needs some fun words or short phrases.
Do you mind replying with a GG themed quote, word, or phrase that is no longer than 28 characters?
If you see a reply you like, make sure to give them a heart. We'll pick a handful of our favorites for the episode.
You likely won't see the resu...
2021-11-09 18:44:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey [YOUR NAME],
Thanks so much for the dollar you loaned us. We were just about to send it back to you, but we actually have some great news! Your dollar was featured in the hit viral marketing series for the Blendtec series of blenders, Will it Blend? on Youtube. The video’s not out yet, but the entire Blendtec team tested it and amazingly, it didn’t blend! Your do...
2021-11-01 17:19:02 +0000 UTC
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Arin will talk about it for 20 minutes. He won't make any jokes. Not even one.
2021-10-26 22:39:05 +0000 UTC
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In this one, things get... squirrelly.
2021-10-25 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Here's a preview. We promise it's coming! But probably not until 2022.
2021-10-12 00:43:47 +0000 UTC
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Duuuude. We don’t have your dollar. I know, I know, we said we’d give it back. And this email comes to you as a direct contradiction of our previous messaging. But you know what we’ve got? A story. And isn’t that what’s most important in life? The stories we tell, that’s how we communicate, how we share our lives with each other -
You want your dollar? Ok, well that’s not go...
2021-09-30 20:58:08 +0000 UTC
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Thanks, [YOUR NAME], for that handful of change you sent us in September totaling about $5! We used it to get Arin's favorite sandwich... with a twist.
2021-09-23 20:58:35 +0000 UTC
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Hey [YOUR NAME],
Unfortunately something came up and we weren't able to work around the dates you were available. We're sorry it turned out that way, but your calendar just wasn't flexible enough to accommodate Arin's emergency bathroom breaks.
After much deliberation and back and forth, we decided we're going to buy the domain name "scrawnyclownsnatch.net." We think it's what Dave ...
2021-09-15 22:02:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey [YOUR NAME],
We reached our subscriber goal (1 of 1) and are now going to go ahead and schedule a planning meeting for making our next Patreon goals.
Will you let me know which of the following availabilities work for you? Apologies, our team’s schedule has gotten a little tight.
2/29/2022
3pm - 4:30pm PT
4/22/2024
1am PT - 2:30am PT
9/8/2069
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2021-09-02 23:58:28 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to our former employees (who we did not fire) for these kind words. We know Dave would appreciate them.
2021-09-01 22:07:58 +0000 UTC
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Howdy Patron!
If you're waiting to access the Discord, it looks like it will take some time for the integration to put you into the server and assign your roles. The Patreon bot heard the news about Dave and just needs some time to process everything. Thanks for understanding.
We'll keep you updated!
-- Game Grumps
2021-09-01 17:44:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey dude. This was mailed via the USPS to Dave but unfortunately it couldn't be forwarded to his new address (the afterlife) and they sent it back to us.
Apparently the team at (BRAND CENSORED) didn't appreciate Arin and Dan talking about Tony's scrotum (only positive comments, mind you!!!) so we present to you now, the fabled Grump Cut, scrotum-talk and mentions of other brands...
2021-09-01 16:49:25 +0000 UTC
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