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October 2021 - $1 Tier Apology Email

Hey [YOUR NAME],

Thanks so much for the dollar you loaned us. We were just about to send it back to you, but we actually have some great news! Your dollar was featured in the hit viral marketing series for the Blendtec series of blenders, Will it Blend? on Youtube. The video’s not out yet, but the entire Blendtec team tested it and amazingly, it didn’t blend! Your dollar destroyed the Blendtec blender and they are suing us for damages. As we recoup the legal fees needed to fight for your dollar, they have taken the advantage and sent the dollar over to their sister show, Pepto Bismol’s Will it Digest? We’ve received word that they should know about the status of the dollar after it’s passed through the GI tract of host and motivational speaker Dodecahedron Stevenson in 6 - 8 months.

In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for another dollar, as we enter into the legal equivalent of the full court press to return your dollar to you, safe and sound.

Thanks and have a great [TIME OF DAY].

Comments

...My dollar isn't coming back in one piece, is it?

rubynall

All he wanted was some mushu

Kevin Baird

This is starting to feel like a scam! But I'm still hoping for that dollar to come back!

Jorma Wuorio

But i was going to use that 1 dollar to buy you all 100 pennies... Oh well

Comedy gold for $1 a month 😁

Colachan

but i need that $1 back for $1 related purchases

Natasha Kennedy

Geeeeez the stories these guys come up with! 😅

Alvin Franco

good use good use

Ahhhh hmmm yes

Thank you Grumps, very gamer.

I am, indeed, having a great [time of day].

John Murphy

As ridiculous as these are, they never fail to make me smile

Wow, it's like it's 2006 all over again

David C

I hope after I passes WILL IT DIGEST, they then send it to Rhett and Link for an episode of WILL IT ACCUMULATE INTEREST? on Good Mythical Morning!

Insane Ian

If I send more money will it also be indestructible? And how can my...friend use that power to conquer their debt?

KLANG

My dollar probably didn't break since I'm Canadian (our dollar is a coin). Hehehe 😉

Melissa Di Varano

Glad I could help, I think 🤔

My dollar is made of pure love, it can't be broken.

Wes Papes

Will it spend?

Keith Lloyd


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