October 2021 - $1 Tier Apology Email
Added 2021-11-01 17:19:02 +0000 UTCHey [YOUR NAME],
Thanks so much for the dollar you loaned us. We were just about to send it back to you, but we actually have some great news! Your dollar was featured in the hit viral marketing series for the Blendtec series of blenders, Will it Blend? on Youtube. The video’s not out yet, but the entire Blendtec team tested it and amazingly, it didn’t blend! Your dollar destroyed the Blendtec blender and they are suing us for damages. As we recoup the legal fees needed to fight for your dollar, they have taken the advantage and sent the dollar over to their sister show, Pepto Bismol’s Will it Digest? We’ve received word that they should know about the status of the dollar after it’s passed through the GI tract of host and motivational speaker Dodecahedron Stevenson in 6 - 8 months.
In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for another dollar, as we enter into the legal equivalent of the full court press to return your dollar to you, safe and sound.
Thanks and have a great [TIME OF DAY].
Comments
...My dollar isn't coming back in one piece, is it?
rubynall
2022-01-03 14:26:00 +0000 UTCAll he wanted was some mushu
Kevin Baird
2021-12-02 18:59:03 +0000 UTCThis is starting to feel like a scam! But I'm still hoping for that dollar to come back!
Jorma Wuorio
2021-11-13 13:02:06 +0000 UTCBut i was going to use that 1 dollar to buy you all 100 pennies... Oh well
2021-11-07 11:07:23 +0000 UTCComedy gold for $1 a month 😁
Colachan
2021-11-02 12:47:07 +0000 UTCbut i need that $1 back for $1 related purchases
Natasha Kennedy
2021-11-02 03:19:21 +0000 UTCGeeeeez the stories these guys come up with! 😅
Alvin Franco
2021-11-01 20:32:25 +0000 UTCgood use good use
Ahhhh hmmm yes
2021-11-01 20:30:50 +0000 UTCThank you Grumps, very gamer.
2021-11-01 18:44:26 +0000 UTCI am, indeed, having a great [time of day].
John Murphy
2021-11-01 17:33:59 +0000 UTCAs ridiculous as these are, they never fail to make me smile
2021-11-01 17:28:08 +0000 UTCWow, it's like it's 2006 all over again
David C
2021-11-01 17:24:57 +0000 UTCI hope after I passes WILL IT DIGEST, they then send it to Rhett and Link for an episode of WILL IT ACCUMULATE INTEREST? on Good Mythical Morning!
Insane Ian
2021-11-01 17:23:54 +0000 UTCIf I send more money will it also be indestructible? And how can my...friend use that power to conquer their debt?
KLANG
2021-11-01 17:23:53 +0000 UTCMy dollar probably didn't break since I'm Canadian (our dollar is a coin). Hehehe 😉
Melissa Di Varano
2021-11-01 17:23:35 +0000 UTCGlad I could help, I think 🤔
2021-11-01 17:21:34 +0000 UTCMy dollar is made of pure love, it can't be broken.
Wes Papes
2021-11-01 17:20:20 +0000 UTCWill it spend?
Keith Lloyd
2021-11-01 17:20:20 +0000 UTC
