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Comments

ooohh this is old. I am upshetti spaghetti

Austin Beard

upshetti spaghetti :(

Austin Beard

"raw fighting"

Dodge

Edgar Mendoza

"Take my hand"

This might be too late, but, "It tastes bad but good!"

Halcyon

FUNNNNNYYYY JOKE!

"MARK ZUCKERBERG"

“Could words have evaded him?”

Monicaofthelion

I’M the video game boy I’M the one who WINS

gingerbreadsnatch

Jennifer dumped me...

Kyle Hinterser

Like, comment, survive.

Sucking ass and kickin' dick

"DursevaveurermynamesArinthisisDaaaan"

Keith Hoover

"All the King Henrys were France." - Knowledge Trainer (20:54).

Now, you must die.

Katie Horbelt

It's snowing on Mount Fuji

Peter Ferrarotto

milton’s milton factory

Brianna Neuhouser

The carbuncle ate itself.

catchy ghost

Gross, Germs

Just.B.Kinde

why are you here? UNSUBSCRIBE

Just.B.Kinde

YOU TOLD ME THIS WASNT GONNA BE SCARY

Just.B.Kinde

ITS BEEN 3 MINUTES THE DOG IS DEAD

Just.B.Kinde

At age 6 I was born without a face

Mike Morris

30 years experience of jackin off

Papples are pear apples

Savor the peelies

one fart smello he smelt fart

Shea Egan

feeeelin gooood on a wednesday… sparkling thoughts

Shea Egan

Eye is E W E!

One smart fellow, he felt smart followed by can you spell Dan? I know 3 letter words are your weakness

Alex Glover

great googly moogly

Lpnlmr

"I'm like a goddamn gigolo about to explode, but everyone at the unicorn bukake is saying '3 more minutes, at least.'"

Ace Decker

You bitch!

There is a 90% chance you will fart. Pffff

Nick Fleming

Give me your cummies, sky daddy

ONE PLUS NINETEEN

Cullen Mott

All he wanted was some mush

Kevin Baird

The bananas has gone bad!

Suck my Donk, Bonch

Tux Kusanagi

Get bigger hands!

xyzyxx

My asshole burns, my asshole burns

Suck my fuckin' dick, dude.

“Yea I was, umm, lying.”

Walker Rietema

What's Updog?

Jennifer dumped me

I'm tharin.

You're a freak browser a freak

You, are insulting my favorite game, and I will fuck you!

Rae

NINE ROTS (wheel of fortune w jacob anderson)

From their "Oven-roasted friendship for the WIN!!! - Wheel of Fortune" episode: Oven-Roasted Scrotums

Hontr

From their "Wheel of Fortune Junior Edition: Thing - PART 1" episode: "YOUDONSRONT NAKLONAT MAMM"

Hontr

I shidded and fardded all over those horny ass tiddys

Shea Egan

spider punch, spider kick, spider kyyussss???

Shea Egan

arin how does darude sandstorm go

Shea Egan

9 tickets....9/11...uhhhhhhh

Spoiler Owl!

Batman can you pass the mustard?

Quasimodo

Cade011

OH SHIT I'M OUT OF ESTUS FLASKS....DIEEEEEEEE

Tanner Vinyard

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Tanner Vinyard

SCRAWNY CLOWN SNATCH

At the age of 6 I was born without a face

Bienvenue Power Bottoms

bepsi

Alyssa Wong

“Event cards represent hectic events that Kenny G must overcome using JAZZ”

“Look, Giant Bird. First I shoot, then we eat? Eggs must be delicious if huge.”

Adrian Carter

IS THIS RANDOM, LOL!?!

Itapupu

I wanna have sex with space

I like the word "scurryfunge."

SirBearPC

Eye? that's ewe... e-y-e ooh

Tammauld!

Perfectly 28 characters -- "Drawing Mozart out the pussy"

Tyrant King

"Who's dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here" - Arin/Wrong Number Guy

Micky Richings

Fuck suckajin' managers always fucky sucky forgetty to send shit goddammit.

These Magic Mike fingers all up in your COOTER!!

Oh Arin….

Ah the French

Roxy Light

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT NUTSACK

Fortress of Solitude, baby! 23!

Consume Prilosec!

Anytime they first meat Zelda in the 3D Legend of Zelda games I laugh every time I watch those moments.

Sweateryams

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!

Infinadagger!!!

vote for the "dont forget who made you cum" guy

I made him drink gasoline.

SkyHaven

I miss Dave....

Barry, edit that out

Don’t forget who made you cum.

Ozwald Otaku

The carbuncle ate itself

What, you think I came out the pussy drawing Mozart?

C is for Cranberries!

My hovercraft is full of eels

Consume Prilosec

Nafis

It's snowing on Mount Fugi

One smart fella, he felt smart

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Simone Elbrecht

"WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE"

“Yo how my dic-tate!”

fuck my asshole! Fuck it raw, with THIRTY DICKS! One after another, fill me up with your seed babyyyy

Elio Iannotti

That wasn’t me that was my brother

Father are we going fishing?

The bananas has gone bad!

EuphoricTribble

It’s not bad! It’s not good. It’s not food.

Kill your parents

Jorp

I’m a martyr I’m a farter!

Bryce Maddox

Mind Goblin

MORE WOLFJOB!

Wap goblin!

Kill your parents

It’s raining on Mt. Fuji

gotta put on the boat hat pftpftpft

🎶dududu du dududu dududu fuck your dad🎶

Hello. You must die.

DELETUSSSSSSS

Jojo Trutwein

Bienvenue, power bottoms!

Puuut a record on…old 45

Tory Provenzano

Get bigger hands

At age 6 I was born without a face

Madeleine Mellen

MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO

Madeleine Mellen

You f*cking freak! You’re a freak!

Avogadro's Number

A.M.

The Borrowers

A.M.

Well hello there, I’ve shit my pants

"F**k your father, f**k your father"

Angela

"I have... no money.." 'Why??' [Grumbling] "cause I spent it all on gambling.."

Angela

You Piccadilly whore!

Chick Alfredo, Mac and cheese.. Lasagna, fucken, Mac and cheese with some meat in it.. it’s all Mac and cheese dude

This games a bunch of poopy ass dicks, covered in chocolate feces

*in that weird sickanimation Mickey mouscapade voice* jeez, you open u a locked treasure chest to get a key, ISNT THAT ASS BACKWARDS

Infinidagger!!!

I’ve been dodging it for so many years, I just gotta bite the bullet and go to a diaper cafe.

What the fruity juicy fuck is wrong with me

Buscuse me!? You think I can eat all of that by myself? Bitch I don't know your life!

How's it goin' dude?

"You think Sonic shits?"

HandSumCoatRack

WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?!

"COCK IN MY ASS, FUUUCK"

Mack

THE CROWN IS MINE!

Ginger Kitty

You must die.

Connor Andrews

YOU'RE A TEACHER, 1 + 19 IS F*ING 20

🎶 Can't get 'nugh of that sugar crisp...🎶

Consume Prilosec

We're goin a butt sniffing adventure!

Matty

What the heck is going on here

Minseok Kim

🎶Looks like you have a baby penis🎶

“this is the sound of you burning in hell”

Quinnley

If you shit in a bowl of rice krispies.

"Welcome, welcome... you must die"

In your Hubris!

Ewe

Pretzels dopped in mustard

Ruth

Spider surprise cuddle.

Look at me!!

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Carlyn

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!

DING DONG BING BONG MAN, RATED R STARTS FRIDAY

🎶Shnigidi-ding-dong!~🎵

Melody Dia

I can tell you where the poop is

I AM NOT OK

BITCH ASS TITS FUUUUUCK

Like, Comment, and SURVIVE

Jaxtronaut

MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKÉMON

Oh, bump off!

Brandon Walls

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Today is football

iiono

I'M THE VIDEO GAME BOY! I'M THE ONE WHO WIIIIIINS!

thescarletpaperback

Arin…

RPGuitar

Thank you for your thermos

It is a sickness in Uganda

Oreo-Rotated Scrotum

Zach

Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh fuck , Oh shit I don’t have any Estus Flasks… DIEEE!

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE

Nate Bradley

And then I fired!

Jeffrey Barratt Townsend

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Petsinwinter

Bien vinito power bottoms!

Xipz

Dang Dude I

That's one of my favorites

I say this all the time

How's it goin' dude?

Anna

Grab my hand.

DA DA LADY DYEPP

Ismael T Rodriguez

I'll SUCK YER DICK!

How does sandstorm go?

Ismael T Rodriguez

ANTHONY!

Ismael T Rodriguez

PuUut a ReCoRd OnN!

Ismael T Rodriguez

What kind of guy are you are?

You’re an asshole, Stacy

Lys

Look at me!

Alex Keener

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Alex Keener

No no no no no no no yeeeees~

Volant Caedis

Jennifer dumped me :(

WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE

out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart

Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't have sex with me - Dan providing a voice for Nidorina

oh look, big zam

Tennis

"Unavoidable chin move!"

Hangin out with all the fish……, more fish come around

“Great voice work arin” “Fuck you” “Wow”

Walker Rietema

Bugatti, hot body?

Look at me!

“What’s up dawg?”

Max Attack

“Deez nuts! GOTTEM”

Max Attack

Goddammit Ross

the bananas has gone bad

At age 6 I was born without a face

Crab: fuck your father

Plump, sweet, and beggin for cream

Chase Blucker

back street boys reunion tour

Mother! Get my celebratory clean diaper!

Arin: Is that updog? Dan: what is up dog?

E-y-e? That's Ewe

MORE ONION PLEASE

Jimothy

aunt jemima titty fuck

uwu

Oven roasted scrotum

MARK. ZUCKERBERG.

TommyCrash

Am I about to see your skyward sword?

Tennis

She called me h--SHE CALLED MY FRIEND!

Other Type of Printer

Okay dad

Stale Moves Mcgee

Aw shit dude

Stale Moves Mcgee

today is football, the carbuncle ate itself, the rumor come out

IT WAST DYIN-- I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF

Desiree Knox

look at these blacks OOOH MYYY GgGgGODdDdD

ottorulz

PIAZ'NSHIiiiIIT!CHEEeeeEEZ!

Dragunov342

FUckingCLAM!!!!11

very much this

Nukin Futs

doot doot do do kill your parents

Nukin Futs

Jennifer dumped me.

Zelphas

Did you point?!

I'm Byakyuya!

C for cranberry!

My asshole burns, it burns

RED PLANT, BLUE PLANT, PURPLE PLANT

Mochi

"JUST LOOK AT MY BODYYY"

“I fired and then I missed”

Hannah Sheridan

YOU'RE A FREAK

Finchfish

I'm a learn you how to play buttball

Robert E.O. Speedwagon

eat,sleep,kill your parents

No, you.

Michaela Krakowetz

Today is football

Raptor pro tip

Aetherian

"I'm sorry?" from Skyblazer

Aetherian

TAMOLD

That's Arin, I'm Dan, there is no god, this is Sonic Heroes!

I am the video game boy I am the one who wins!!!!

Isaac Thomas

Dose Bruno Mars is gay??

Isaac Thomas

What did you do to my pickle?

The carbuncle ate itself!

Kirsty coulton

DID YOU POINT ?!

Bankrupted

Alex Misialek

Tamould!

We made so far ago progress

Suzy, we gotta jingle jangle problem on our hands. Santa’s going NUTS!

No, germs.

Andrew Davis

How do the kids in the club do it?!

Magpie

Is this my son

Independent nutsack

Mithras

Sucks my ass, drip my ass!

Malthe Vinther

sonic: oh no!

mario: yes yes yes

BOP BOW!…..like what you see boys?

I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY MIND VAGINA!!!

My name is Laura…

Eline de Leng

Bienvenue power bottoms!

Proto520

...take my hand.

Kim Britnell

Shronic, take the shot, poop like a regular man,

I want you to beg

Onejob

*whispers "The Jews faked the moon landing." (from the ASMR power hour)

Ollie Smiles

I fell into the toilet...

Count_Chadula

Bien venu powerbottoms

This is like pokemon snap for psycotics

When I'm 30 whatever kill yourself....

...and in return, I'll SUCK YER DICK

Welcome to Walmart… you must die

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Arin..."

Sam Rush

I thought you deflated.

Cornelius

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

UHHH UHHH MYYY PUUUSSSYYY!!!

Ares

The Carbuncle Ate Itself

Mr. A (Barracius)

MY DICK'S FALLIN' OFF!

Hey look, Big Zam

Jake Jarvis

It's all Monika, it's always been Monika

Jake Jarvis

"FUUUUCK!" Literally any rage compilation.

Jared Preston

I got that Alligator Jigglin’ Fever!

Smoofdoof (Courtney)

“Hello there. I’ve shit my pants.” (From Pokémon Red)

Suzana Davis

Frumplefranks. It's from pl franks.

Finnen Cerises

Dan: Bo'kay!!!

Lunchfriggenbox

Xmas is gunna be NUTS!

"Corn is TOXIC to humans - and DOGS - only!"

Finn

Came out the p drawing Mozart!

Kilgore

You never look at me during

Arin you’re my best friend! You’re my very best friend! Arin you’re my best friend! Please don’t ever die!

This time for real is real. This time is it. This done. We’re everywhere… How many times?

"Does that Tickle Your Pickle?!"

BackIt2JackIt

I HIT IT LIKE THREE TIMES!! I think I just sharted

I spent it all on gambling.

DivaVee

the screen shows the name of byakuya togami ,Dan :"That's not byakuya Arin, his name is togami😏"

Ahhhh hmmm yes

"Too easy" with an Australian accent

Natasha Z

DON’T BELIEVE ME!?! LOOK AT MY EEYYYEEE RESUME!!! 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFFFF!!!!

LOOK AT ME!

Brittney Morrison

would u like to buy milton?

Violet

Neuro processor, a learning computer

413 413 413

Brittney Morrison

"MMmmMmMmM Funny joke"

Nuzu, dispose of Muzu

YRMQueenAcanthus

Jennifer dumped me

Cause opportunity only comes once in a life time weeeeeeeeee!

Somebody won, and I got the uuuuhh and it was me

Its not quite as big or as zammy as i would like

Watch, watch, watch. 23!!!

Malerie

More Wolfjob!

Sorebae

I Shoofed My Douche ! 🥴

hey dayd–BYARGHMPHARHJGDSLK

Holladinkle

What the hecks goin' on here

Linkmaster2010

BOOBS in the thumbnail

Holladinkle

Mmmmmm FUNNY JOKE!

Kiwioflurve

look at me!

Elizabeth Grieve

Now, you must DIE!

What do you MEAN, "Arin??"

Look at me. I am the game grump now.

Umm, more onions please!?

Have a great soy

You know what I am good, wheeeeeeeeeee -Dan (super bunny man)

"Omg Shronic does exist,"

Bread

Spending the boy in bed

Michelle, I'm gonna fuckin' pre

then I smoked and sold my body to the government

"Jennifer dumped me.."

with great confidence comes great womfidence.

Then I shot, and I missed.

Melody Dia

THIS IS FOR YOU KING GIDERA!!!!!

Jdot Creeper

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

Neniv Bazi

Kill your parents.

Misstrust

“Is it George Washington?”

Kayla Martin

" What is "up dog"?

FUNNYYYYY JOKE!

Memphis

"Ahhhhhh the french"

HERE WE GGOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh! And the classic "Barry! Wolfjob!"

Memphis

“Arin you're scaring me”

Or “I think I just shat myself”

I’m the video game boy!

"No. Germs." (From Devil's Third)

Memphis

I'm the one who wins!

Nicholas McCaskie

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Memphis

Ringtingtingaling

"higgledy fucking piggledy" And "man door hand hook car door." (Wife picked the first, I picked the latter)

Mister Cletus

JAM IT UP YOUR PEE HOLE

Caitlín Apcar

Dang dude, I

PoeyJoey

B!

Bienvenue power bottoms

Amanda & Adam Belaire

The Carbuncle ate itself?!

Kill your parents

Guernz

Today is football

Guernz

Better buckle up; this ride’s gettin’ FANCY!

Adam Burton

Now that's Dumpalicious, Arin!

Alphastring

Blew it

Supersecretslug

Suck my DICK, Raisin Bran!

Susan Rosengaard

I HASBRO!! DO YOU HASBRO?!?

Show me your math dick!

T-vis

Did you point?

I don't know, Kodex. Why not fish?

You can't rent children, Arin

TheNerdyBassist

“I don’t understand why the Chinese don’t just use forks and spoons”

Or Fappin Bradley and the Bradley-verse

Ziggy Starfish

"At age six, I was born without a face"

Nick Orbe

Diddlekid- enter the Diddle-verse

Ziggy Starfish

Danny Socksbang

hirokareo

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo kill your parents

God looking down says “just use knuckles”

Help cohost I'm stuck in the dryer

wish I could stay for a cold one

sard

"Starchy-ass fucking bread." Of course you want it toasted! 😏

Triton The Lavendeer

In Soviet Russia, you're good at Mario.

Done-ion Rings

"Do it, to it in 10"

GreatDragon AD

Scrawny clown snatch

DO IT FOR DAVE

Puzzledturnabout

Alligator jigglin’ fever

Santa’s goin NUTZ

MOAR ONION PLEASE

Gina Furst

C H O P P I E S

MY DICK'S FALLEN OFF

Miyagawa Ketsueki

also "MARK ZUCKERBERG!"

W C Purdy

Uhhhhh im gonna pre

Troy Alcaraz

I’m gonna complete

FUCKING CLAMS!

W C Purdy

When you're walking, the monkey

Bonsoir Power Bottoms!

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Sniffing buttholes / Butthole sniffing adventure

LOOK AT ME

Wait what was that last bit

Christopher Day

Have you heard the good news? The world's run by the jews. It's a small world, after all...

Christopher Day

30 YEARS OF JACKING OFF

Arin

Krystopher Lopez

MY DICKS FALLING OFF

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

*dan dad voice* so uhhhhh dan uhh….

E-Y-E? That's EWE.

Who the guy who invented Facebook

(Last one, I promise) “I lost interest when Jon left the show.”

Nik Fromm

MORE ONION, PLEASE! (From Arin’s rant about Subway)

Nik Fromm

I GAVE HER A PARACEL!

Natasha Kennedy

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!

Nik Fromm

Scrawny clown snatch

So no head?

Doopliss

Hey arin play sandstorm

World Famous Pugalist...

Just take the lure!

"Today is football"

tin tanner

So good. Blow job please?

what the purpose of these food… I’M A TORNADO!!!

fuck your father fuck your father

simrell

“That’s not your mom is it?” From wind walker

A KEY, KEE-EEE-EEY, KEY!

Oooohhh you see those magic Mike fingers going up your coooootie!! (In honor of my friend Jordan)

OHHHHHHHHHH MICROPHONE!

I'll pay you a nickel to tickle my pickle

*Obama voice* I- uh- I’m gonna pre

What is up dog?

This man is dead… BANG!

YOU FUCKING FREAK! YOU’RE A FREAK!!

Jimmy's got BACK

MZProductions

I wanna play call of duty shoot a man

What about the poop on the wall

GET BIGGER HANDS

Pencils are really arrogant sometimes...

"Hot dogs DUH...."

Grizzle Games

"Suzy, we got a jingle-jangle problem over here...Santa's goin' NUTS!!" That shit gets me every time!

Carrie Belle

Welcome back to "DID YOU POINT?"

You tsun piece of shit.

If anything, do it for Dave.

Halifax

Put that in Barry

The carbuncle ate itself?!

Marco Klein

MRS THE MENNACE

Ryan

Hey I'm Steve, this is Steve

worldlinealpha

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Lucy Butler

Um... mommy milky

Michael Galluzzo

DID YOU POINT?

Bienvenue Powerbottoms!

Lucy Butler

Do you think Sonic shits?

Lucy Butler

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

Shedaltha

I’m the Ding Dong boy, I’m the one who Bing Bongs!

In the end it was nothing but butts

Grab my hand!

Koushiro

It's Whappin Time!

It's got a spine doesn't it!

I'm Earl, the Earl of Earl Street.

Lots of favorites today

Call of Duty: Shoot a Man

Astin Lopez

I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

TAMOULD

Look at us, a couple of cards

Vaelum is Canon

That's what pirates say when somethings delicious. Yhorm

YOU FREAK ILL KILL YOUR PARENTS

☆Phantasticgrump☆

"Hello you stupid bastards"

…Slurmp.

Alison Shockley

The bananas has gone bad!

Killerbearface

Where are the cranberries?

Killerbearface

¡Soy un Bebe cawiente!

Dan's disappointed voice " Arin..."

ASinglePetal

FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

Mark Blythe

“I can’t believe it man, What a goof “

SAVE THE FISH!!!

CSDX

I fired, i hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so i guess i missed.

TheBoltLord .

E-y-e? That's ewe.

Matthew Warn

I'm a fucking rocket ship

Jin Halloway

“Hello and welcome back to kill your parents game grumps!”

DukeOfWyoming

hows it goin dood

Kill your parents!

Nicolina

It's snowing on Mt Fuji

Rusty Loaf

That’s toO MUCH!!!

Spider kiss?

Eraysable

COCK CONTROL

Ben Salvidrim

*sonic voice* Oh no!

Grab my hand

Aryn Garland

I really liked the one where

Melody Dia

INFINIDAGGER

TAMOLD!!

Aw Son of a bitch! You told!

Angus Robertson

“Nuzu, dispose of Muzi.. for my aMUZUment!”

I was really attracted to frosty the snowman as a kid

Elijah Koether

Michelle, MOMMY MILKERS

Updog DEEZ NUTS! HAHA!

Dax Cross

Butthole Sniffing Adventure

With this they could go to a natural history museum and see that room where they have all those glowing crystals and also they could see dinosaur skeletons since they like dinos. I would watch

Elijah Koether

I… i think i just sharted myself. And DID YOU POINT?!

Shove it up your pee-hole

Nice glow on that JO crystal. Must have been a lot of positivity at the sesh

Elijah Koether

You're dead sonic! You're motherfuckin dead!

Oven-roasted scrotum

blackbirdofasgard

E-Y-E.........? That spells ewe.

Surplus of Dads

Who gets hurt by cotton balls?apparently Mickey and his bitch

Magicmango.99

Kill your Parents!

Scrawny clown snatch

Sweateryams

Cranberriducious!

Now… …you must die

“Come at me, beast! I’M UNARMED!”

Hayden

are you shitting my nuts right now?

Rachel

FUCK THE PIGS

MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

Some say it's an oversimplification, I say they're idiots.

BUTTLORD

What made you assume I know what I’m doing?

At age 6 I was born without a face

Victoria Keller

TAMULD!

And I’ll suck your dick!

TAMMULD

NBC's All Jews Must Die

Dave

I fired and I missed.

"Caught a big ol' case of the fuck yous"

Molly Hanson

RIDE ME!!! Or "you cannot defeat me chi-GAH,OOOH,AWGH,AHH!!"

Trai Tressler

Pickled cucumbers

Bugbutt4

Eat your teeth

Zed Hawthorne

'Um... pUuUt a record on..."

Keilah

Wendy's is great. I suck it down and poop like a regular man.

Molly Hanson

hi, my name’s laura

Peach

“Mother! Father! Pray for me!!!”

413

Bugbutt4

Don*t call me a dumb bitch ... YOU DUMB BITCH!

wtf was his name? diddlekid?

Jose Luis Hernandez Jr.

EAT PRILOSEC

Hambone Jenkins

Pumped for nugs

Alex Sharpe

Like, comment, and SURVIVE

Molly Hanson

Bloodborn part 38 time 9:40ish "OHHHH Shmickdoobidus baloobidus!"

radical SANDRA!

Alex Sharpe

You LIED to me!

paxfacere (leigh)

"TAKE THE SHOT!"

RPGgrenade

Plump, sweet, and beggin for cream

Give me your cummies sky daddy

Mother! Get the celebratory clean diaper!

Nick Stacey

HIGGELDY FUCKIN' PIGGELDY, DUDE!

“Shit ass tits!” I use that gem daily

I AM NOT OKAY (Thanks to battle kid for that gem) 💎

JakeForHire

"That's one way to wake up"

“MORE ONION PLEASE”

CAT-BOAT

4 1 3

Sunday Morning Hotdog

'STACEY. STACEY. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE'

Ginger Kitty

It's snowing on Mount Fuji.

Sunday Morning Hotdog

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

uberjNet

"Alright, I'll bite"

Kill your parents!

Andrew Gray

Eat Wendy's poop like a regular man.

The carbuncle ate itself

Are you going to let me wipe?

Spider-punch! Spider-kick! Spider-kiss?

"Consume prilosec"

"Oh he eats people"

William Borusiewicz

Burbank

William Borusiewicz

For cheeseman we ride

Spinnaker

William Borusiewicz

A Backpack of Potatoes

William Borusiewicz

SHOVE IT UP YOUR PEEHOLE

Willow

The Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

William Borusiewicz

Get the Gems Bently Bear

William Borusiewicz

Dan Gone Run Pa

William Borusiewicz

Thanks, I hate it

Sara Weyenberg

I'll be at the van

Sara Weyenberg

Video game boy

Sara Weyenberg

I has bro! Do you has bro?

Annabelle W

Ding ding bing bong

Sara Weyenberg

Did you point??

I use this in normal life now

What the heck is goin' on here?!?

'Cum on me sky daddy"

WEASLE MASTER

Alvin Franco

fartitude crystals

GeistFire

"I think I sharted myself"

Sonic fanfic dramatic reading

Guardian of Light Zach H

MICKEY MOUSE

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Zymri

MOTHERRRR! Get my celebratory clean diaper!

Morgan Mulhall

Grab my hand!

Zymri

The carbuncle ate itself.

Austin Weekes

JIMMY’S GOT BACK

PLUMP, SWEET, AND BEGGIN' FOR CREAM!!

SPANTZZ

There is a 90% probability that you will fart

Oh dude is that up dog?

Adam Berry

SPIN, Arin!!!

J.O. crystal good energy at the sesh

Scrawny clown snatch

YOU FUCKING FREAK! YOU'RE A FREAK!!!

TwiztedBuddha

Kill a man, take his shoes so I can be more comfortable.

I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

Jennifer dumped me.

Kyra Ross

Do it.

"Why does it always have to go there, Arin?" "Cause that's what my life is. I eat the poopoos and I eat the peepees."

"In your houuuuuuuuuuuuse?? (Catchy)

GRAB MY HAND

Good news. It's jizz. Next question.

Mycaruba?

My favorite phrase *I've* heard multiple times? "Insane Ian? ADD IT TO THE LIST!"

Insane Ian

Game Grumps..Savor The Peelies!

UNSUBSCRIBE!!! LIKE, COMMENT, AND SURVIVE.

My grandson is a warlock. He could turn your grandson into a hawk.

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

MORE ONION, PLEASE!

Buh-weaow

Dave

The baby’s coming! DON’T COME IN HERE!! WE HAVE A SON!!!!!

MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!

"I'm jizzing all over my dad, what?!?"

Ketzal

I love drinking piss

Guruguy

“Jennifer dumped me”

The bananas has gone bad 🍌

*metal singing* I'm gonna fuck your dad!

Moar

Virtuwill

“No don’t Dan fucking God dammit!”

I'm bald!

Sam L

"Bitch I got extendos!"

Milton's Milton Factory

meb

Wolfjob

flukefantasy

C for cranberries

Virtuwill

*As Monika* “Shutting down”

MILDRED!

Douglas Judnitch

FUCK YOU MONIQUE!

“No, germs.”

Back Streets NOT back

“DID YOU POINT?!?!?”

Bailey Wakeford

Arin and Dan go to Couples Therapy

Where did you nut?

flukefantasy

I know nothing of the art of shuffle. *shuffles furiously* uu-uuuh!

EbreakfastTea

Shuffle saboteur!

EbreakfastTea

Bienvenue Power Bottoms!

Ruth W

WERE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE

I spent it all on gambling..

Come at me scrublord I'm ripped

*sings entire song of "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal

One word. MEeLoNNNN

And Now, You Must Die! AND OF COURSE “Just a couple of Cards”

A living ass is better than a dead puss

ObakeAri

Age 6 I was born without a face

I fired.. but I missed

Watch this, alright? Shaggy? More like-! *dies* Okay.

vinnie pj

I shidded n farded

flukefantasy

MOAR ONION PLEASE

INFINIDAGGER!

"Oh no CampKush!"

Use the bed, idiot!

Aimelle

Jennifer dumped me

flukefantasy

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Damn these directional mics; robbing me of important poots! "Arin? ...I wish I were dead"

TriforceWarrior64

Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!

Nekotarts

"This is where you die."

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!!!!!

Hey two Cliffys I'm beside myself

"Does Bruno Mars is gay?"

shepard schiff

SPAAAAAANNNNZZZZZ

“Here comes the jump kick”

Show Feet Guy

Alexa, Play Sandstorm.

"SlurmpThat'stechnicallyaname"

Sam

I fell in the toilet

flukefantasy

“Barry, more wolf job.”

Show Feet Guy

Grape on the ground

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Luke Powell

"I'm so full of anger and farts"

You louid to me!

Get bigger hands! Unavoidable chin move! Jennifer dumped me.

Sallie Drazzi

Tamold!

Fingers going up your COOTER!

I think I sharted myself

Hehe...baby fall down

I missed both times

Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed.

Sven Engling

Purple plant monster killed Dave

Opens up with Dan and Arin using their “oh fuck” before crashing into their chairs

Tyler Eckhardt

eat your oatmeal

Sam Stein

Tennis

Christian Koch

🎶Badeh badeh booteh 🎶

Mom's spaghetti

Kiaxet

One plus nineteen is fucking twenty Eeeeeehhhh... SPOOFY?

Mr. A (Barracius)

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Kiaxet

You're in Funky Church!

Sean Ducharme

……………………arin

"I wanna go on a butthole sniffin adventure, with YOU my FRIEND DAN! COME OOONNNN!!" "Am I about to see your skyward sword?"

Kaitlyn Quintanilla

Excuse me sir, which way to the Jamba juice?

Well, this uh... this has given me an erection

Chase Blucker

Tennis...

What are you standing around for knuckle head , come on! I have returned for another infinidager adventure! How's it going dude.

Man door hand hook car door

Virtuwill

Paul Masson

You are so full of beans

I don’t want any of this dan’s a furry shit

Jennifer dumped me

Virtuwill

Oooh sonic, ooh sonic

FUCK IT RAW, WITH 30 DICKS

I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF!

Adam Bauer

You Piccadilly whore!!!

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS! also "Give me your cummies, sky daddy."

Janeane Garafolo’s Expedition

C! For cranberry

Sarah Klaffke

You are in hell *long raspberry*

You fucker you never told me that happened!

Savor the peelies

Klub

I'm a sexy widdle baby

Couple a cards!

0SharkGuy

Did you point!?

Kent Loofbourrow

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Matty

Oh Mario, do my plumbing

“I’m gonna pre.”

Show Feet Guy

Shove a dooky in it ye boi

The carbuncle ate itself.

Kent Loofbourrow

Jennifer dumped me

Wes Papes

All of your dreams can come true if you want to be pirate or asshole

How's it goin' dude

Samantha

That Scrawny Clown Snatch...

Alyssa Linzmeyer

MORE ONION, PLEASE

Sam L

Great therapy: Aaaaaaaaah!

Faer-Anne

Use the bed idiot *in Obamas voice*

Samantha

I could go gay

Ooohhhh, it's the Fitrorce!

Alyssa Linzmeyer

FUCK THIS CLAM

Did you point?

Kevin Fuchs

Jam it up your pee hole!

Sean Benson

Get out of here!

Hey Billy

No, germs.

ChocoMG2112

Everybody loves Mac and Che

I'm Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say

"How else are they supposed to eat soup?" "Very quickly with chopsticks"

Rooples pooples

ChocoMG2112

So. Much. Goddamn. Waiting.

Alyssa Linzmeyer

Mycruba!

Alyssa Linzmeyer

TAMULD!!

ChocoMG2112

A smiling burger with eyes floating from right to left across the screen

vgpuppybot

Never let it be said I couldn't suck my way to victory

Chase Blucker

Skyward sword has bomb bowling

“Is it updog?”

"I'llllllllllll suck yer dick!"

Natasha Z

Push it to the limit! Man, I got a stinky dick.

Leonardo DaPinchi

WHY NOT FISH?

Robinson

Amin enaild in brurg

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Chase Blucker

I know I've asked you this before but do you ever wonder what Randy Quade fucks like?

Kayla Shipley

“No THANK you!!”

This time, for real, is real

Jennifer dumped me

"Jimmy, did you kill Franklin?" "Goodbye, Daniel."

Stay in school, eat your teeth.

“…Ross believes in me…”

Show Feet Guy

Soooniiic Heeeroooees NOOOOO!

Anthony! I don't know..

What am I willing to put up with today? NOT. FUCKING. THIS.

OOH SONIC, OOH SONIC

[this is where] “we hang the non-believers.”

Show Feet Guy

"Look at me!"

Robinson

E-y-e? That's ewe

QueenDia65

Tennis....tennis....tennis!!!!

Nekotarts

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE! UUUHMMMM, FUNNY JOKE! Do you think Sonic shits? There’s a grape on the ground Take this! Take this! Slurmp. More onion please! It’s snowing on Mount Fuji Also, shouts to “We’re playing fucking Gubble”

Ravenstar

I will kill your whole family

I HIT END! I HIT END! NO FUCK

Are we rolling?

Virtuwill

INFINIDAGER!

I wanna meet your mom

Apple Fritter babies

Kytsora Corvus

Oh no my diarrhea!!!

Rafael Hernandez

Santa's goin NUTS

Emma S

“Dey itta pupu”

Show Feet Guy

Take the shot!

"Got the choppies!"

What do you believe? Do you believe in God? Jesus? Franklin?

Kayla Shipley

Echidna Penis

Savor the Peelies

"REESE'S PIECE'S!"

Milton Molds

Wrestle with Jimmy!

DracotheCupcake

at age 6 I was born without a face

jesonic2000

"Frick to the 30th power" "woah dude that's a lot of frick are you kidding me?"

Kayla Shipley

Cake faaaarts Does Bruno Mars is gay?

E Y E?

Daxtear

GOO! FUCKING! GOO! Guuuu... (from Heart of Darkness)

Zannimask

Have a Great Soy

Mention of small hands

Okay, Bad Example

You must die

I'll SUCK YER DICK!

At age six I was born without a face

Monroe Edwards

DanGon'RunPa

Altoar

Fart chamber

SneakyMilkman

Pickin a grape up off the ground

Ginger Kitty

My balls are itchy

TheSpookiestSkeleton

“Tennis.” etc.

Show Feet Guy

I spent it all on gambling

Annabelle W

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! YOU HAVE 3 LESS DOLLARS!!!

Andrew Bodily

“Gerrymandering politicians”

Show Feet Guy

Bienvenue Power Bottoms

We got a jingle jangle problem

Winston.exe

bievenue power bottoms

Sam Rush

Tammel!!!

Like what you see, boys?

Billy Slusser

plunger dunger

Andrew Bodily

Rated R, starts Friday

Did you point?!?

Chase Blucker

aggagag ANGREY

Hello I am friend clarence

“I am in fact a large fat man”

Show Feet Guy

"You killed me!" Good :)

Hayley Fitz

I second that

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!

RED PLANT! PURPLE PLANT! BLUE PLANT!

“This Friday…”

Show Feet Guy

He used his fuck move

That's a THREEP

OH HERROOO

MoraMorbid

Today is Football

Hmm slurmp . . . Did I get that right?

I fired ! And then I missed and I fired again! And I missed

Eat my grape

Henrik Moen Wright

Do do do do doro do, fuck yer Dad.

The bananas has gone bad!

Steffen Hansen

That car EXPLodeD

And sasquatch said *sasquatch noise*

mike

There was only one domain remaining. So please meet us at clownpenis.fart

I fired and I missed

Brooke Robertson

“Goin’ up your cooooooterrr”

Show Feet Guy

splish splash your opinion is trash

Today is Football

My names Laura

Brittney Morrison

Arin and Dan singing kiss from a rose

ast_rsk

At age 6 I was born without a face <3

Steffen Hansen

Barry! More wolfjob!

Melonn

I shoofed my douche

C.j. Malm

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OOOOOFFFFF

mike

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Look at us, a couple of cards!

HonkusPonkus

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

mike

My dick is falling off!

I was born at 6 years old without a face

Hey I'm Dan, I'm also Dan. Daaaannnnn

I'll teach you the ways!

Terry Wildt

God created Adam and Eve not Adam and *bear noise*

MoraMorbid

Does Bruno Mars is a velociraptor Jesus.

Fear the Bolognaman

Virtuwill

eat Prilosec. CONSUME PRILOSEC

Danielle Morris

My grandson is a warlock. He could turn your grandson in to a hawk. Well my grandson is nazgul Ruth AL destroyer of worlds

Do do do do doro do, dodororodo fuck yer Dad.

Take This Take This!

Virtuwill

My favorite GG episode was when they talked about mac and cheese for a realy long tiiiime

Couple o' cards

Vladimir Gluten

Grab my hand

Carbuncle

Queeny with a Peeny

Jennifer dumped me

Petra

You think I popped out the puss drawing fucking motzart ??

"I hit end, I HIT END"

sard

MARK ZUCKERBERG !!!

Jackie Oliva

What the heck is going on around here

Jordyn

"What is it, Yoda?" and "man door hand hook car door" get said in my house a LOT

"oh no I'm already getting attached"

hanaiiro

fart nut

Amin enaild im brurg

Kari Elida Huseby

stay in school. don't do drugs. eat your teeth.

Andrew Bodily

When you're ready for the girl to come: COME!! DO IT!! NOW!!

Ruija

Scrawny clown snatch

"what the heck is going on?"

sard

"I'm not the biggest fan of Hitler"

Mika Lee

Lose A Turn

Fart soundboard

Tom Clabon

I JUST WANT LUNCH

Sofia Vazquez-Duran

I fired & I missed. 🔫🤠

Sweetz (GFPR)

"No. Germs."

Grab my hand.

What about Dan's classic Dan line? "What can I say? I eat burger." Then he does a very exaggerated wink in the wrong direction. OR or even Arin's famous "Pepperjack!!" while doing jazz hands, but he only shouts it when it will catch people off guard. Love those two rascals, silly guys even.

Hi my name's Laura

Legorama

You must die!

Frothy dad piss

You're a no good, two timin', turtle tainted son of a gun!

Dax Cross

George Washington?

What the heck is going on here?!

what is updog?

The bananas has gone bad

Hello, I am Friend-Comment

Andrew Kneppers

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Kelsey Pontz

Consume Prilosec

Suckin dicks. Suckin fuckin troll dicks

Chase Blucker

They call me the brontosaurus

You're the ginchiest.

Joseph Caruso

I'm the destroyer of worlds!

Melissa Di Varano

At Age 7 I was born without a face.

Bugbutt4

MARK ZUCKERBERG

I'll ride with her till I die

Chris Graham

INFINIDAGGER!!!!!

Kill your parents.

"I spent it all on gambling"

Andrew Bodily

"Octopus Tophat"

The Jews faked the moon landing

The rumor come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay?

“For 50 cents I’ll… sUcK YeR DiCK”

"Charles, you idiot!" ~Wheel of Fortune

Charles Cowan

“ Were you a pained child?” “We’re playing FUCKING GUBBLE!” “I win! My win! Sonic wins! Silver wins!” “…Arin…” “Are you insane?” *helicopter blows up Arin*

Jennifer dumped me

Get bigger hands Or The Carbuncle ate itself

Dan’s Jewy Residue

Kristen Brooks

Oven-roasted scrotum

Snap Crackle Poop.

Virtuwill

Oh Daddy! He shot me daddy!

Bugbutt4

take this take this take this

Andrew Bodily

I am so happy right now... I! WANT! MURDER!

Get bigger hands

I'm a sexy widdwe baby~

Woopsy Do Here Comes The Goo

"I HIT END! I HIT END!"

pr1ncessbunn1

the moans in mario maker 57 or I'm gonna pre from Mario maker 103 is probably two of the funniest things to me.

chad drake

Oops...too many characters

Mika Lee

The carbuncle ate itself.

Jules Blair

Why did I even born?

Shash J

That's it, now I'm started

Kill your parents

Gamble

"bienvenue power bottoms"

Corey Ogburn

Jimmy’s got back!

I just want lunch!!!

Two Steves

"Did you fuck my wife?"

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKIN OFF

I fired, and I missed

im gunna pre

I’ll teach you the ways

Clifford the big red stab wound

Clara

Jennifer Dumped Me

Zelosh

You can’t open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you know me

Do you think Sonic shits?

"with confidence comes great wonfidence"

Andrew Bodily

And got said to John, “come forth and you shall be granted eternal life”, but John came fifth and won a toaster.

"Here comes the pizza!"

Scott

OOOUUUUU SONIC OUUUUU SONIC! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!!!

Grandma burned the biscuits.

TheFiscus

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Kelsey Pontz

It's snowing on Mt Fuji

Look at those magic Mike fingers.

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN DAN!

Hey I’m Video game boy, and I’m Mr business, and we’re Mr boy!

Seth Cutter

"just a couple of cards"

Anna Rose Benson

At age 6 I was born without a face

...eat your teeth

Steven Carlock

"gotta get that...boom boom...pray"

Anna Rose Benson

call of duty shoot a man

Andrew Bodily

“You must die!!!”

Taylor

And I quote: “Show feet.”

Show Feet Guy

Do it

James Webster

If I had to trace back to the moment I got started it would definitely be when you fucked my wife.

"Three pointer!"

TacticalTracy

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THIS IS FISH!

"Randall's in town!"

Andrew Bodily

”Consume Prilosec”

Today is football!

Emily Reasoner

D-Club initiation ceremony

Did you point?!

Keith Lloyd

“Heh E-Y-E? That’s ewe”

Purple Cool Cat

Spider punch, spider kiss

"Jennifer dumped me"

HuskyHighlander23

Can I get a floating burger

Matthew Stevens

You'll never be more famous than cheese It's too long but I still love this quote

ObamaRules98

Taylor

“What are you doing? TAMMULD”

Japanese diaper cafe

Jay Procino

Game Grumps! The show where you!

Andrew Bodily

You're name is Dan Dan Avidan?!

"Consume prilosec"

DipSippy

The carbuncle ate updog and grabbon!

I’m the video game boy!

There's only one thing Anc trees like to eat: Puppy faces!

Rachel Noel

"I fired and then i missed"

Imma buy her like thirty trumpets

Eat your teeth

Elvish

Fucking CLAMS!

Brandon Cawthon

What am I willing to put up with today? Not F***ing this.

Jonathan Russell

Jennifer dumped me

Elvish

*panicked* "I SAW!"

HEH alright.

Wolico

Are we rolling?

Ismael T Rodriguez

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantz

"Are you heckin' fuckin' me?!"

I mean, I didn't lose the erection

Justin Reed

Bill Nye the science fry

"tucker are we rolling?"

Andrew Bodily

"I'm gonna pre"

IM GONNA FUCK YOUR DAD!

Pokey little flab biscuit

Mike Child

"At age six I was born without a face" 28 characters exactly. It's perfect 👌

I fired and I missed

spaceacebaby

Feels like I'm going crazy

“Have a great soy!”

*sonic voice" heh heh sonic gotta go fast

PokemonPinball

bienvenue power bottoms!

Alex Collins

No, germs.

How do you fuck up a menu?

fuck your father

Bologna Man, rated R

Emily Reasoner

"more onion please"

Andrew Bodily

Jimmy’s got back.

"Take my hand!"

“out the pussy drawing Mozart”

“Get bigger hands”

aiden inky

“Star Wars is my biiibblllee”

Hey! Big Zam!

Devin Brewer

Sarah Dumped Me…

Pick up the grapes

TAKE THE SHOT!!!

I’ll talk to you later. I’m dead.

Lauren Brown

Can my fursona be a clam?

Sylvetora

I miss Kevin

Bienvenue Powerbottoms!!!

Derek Schroeder

Mycruba

is this a horror game?

Bill Nye the science fry

Hello, FriendArin.

Kelsey Wilson

I’m gunna pre

Making Dan a shuffle apprentice

SophiaPhilo

Tennis (times forever)

Colachan

Follow the apples "Sure alright...fuck it"

Blaztex Davis

Unavoidable chin move!

Alex Collins

“how’s it goin’ dude”

'Shim sham da bimdy bumder'

David C

Now what the heck is going on here?

Sarah Reis

LOOK UPON MY HAMSTERS AND DESPAIR

Scrawny Clown Snatch

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" (can't beat the classics)

Shannon Isgrig

"Savor the peelies"

Wolfjob

Burntberries

Consume prilosec

Money in the deuce machine!

I'm the video game boy!

Lindsey Corbin

What's that? Got your nose!

Humblebee

You must die.

Unavoidable chin move!!

Colachan

MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKEMON!

"It's not cheating if you can do it."

The bacon is in the beans.

Alex

Is that called the n-bomb?!

Michelle get in here, they're doing an impression of me!

My dick's fallin' off

E. Y. E. ? That's Ewe.

KrakenQuake

Arin no read, fans angry.

Juicy B-hole

Today is football

Harriett (Manga Girl)

Big Cat

You like a da craf? Me toooooo

Ginger Kitty

You FREAK Ba dada da da, fuck your dad! (Don't) Kill Your Parents

TacticalTracy

Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

Ashley Meadows

"that's a thing you made up"

witness the thickness

I FIRED, but I MISSED

Did you point!?

"Raphael is not the leader". !!! I think if this argument is worthy of two identical arguments about it, it's good enough for whatever this is.

jc

Some think I’m a petite boy, but I am in fact a large fat man.

Daniel

I shot, and then I missed.

Scott Fitzpatrick

Daniel not so grumplestine

E-Y-E? That's ewe.

Beat me to it lol!

toastme

"MY DICKS FALLIN OFF"

Came out the pussy drawing Mozart

Reid Stein

Generic protag voice

Denizen of the Ages

Goddamnit Ross

Henry Candle

With great confidence comes great wonfidence

Natalie Martin

*Mario voice* Here we gooOOOOOOO

Ruija

I'm gonna pre

Spooky_Cup_Noodle

Oreo-rotated scrotum

Melissa

Don't let loose the marmoset!

@Aeringirl

Cthulu

Did you point?

Sam Stein

it’s snowing on mt fuji

bienvenue power bottoms!

toastme

Grab my hand..

Sarah Reis

"I'm the Video Game Boy"

SirVyper

Whenever you really want the girl to cum, be sure you yell at the vagina.

The_Tiberius

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

Bird

Ganondorf Selfie

Ryan Mannion

“I’m gonna pre!”

Jacob Farrell

Danny and Arnold

“Mr Browns Iced Coffee…”

sixteen year olds

Oh? Is that updog?

“My celebratory clean diaper”

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OFF

Babyharoro

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Jordan Kenyon

"Hasslehoff is my buff"

...Slurmp.

adlem

tammel or however it’s spelt

Mycaruba

Ginger Kitty

Can't get enough of that...

Adrian “Origami” Cioc

What do you want, Otis?!

Paintmekala

Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

K

Slurmp.

Christopher French

Kill a man, take his shoes.

“My name’s Laura.”

DO YOU EAT THE KRAFF?!

Cara B

“We’re not insured”

Troy Dackery

Trivia Boy

gertgamma

fUCKing FreaK

“MARK ZUCKERBERG!”

SourCandySyd

Snap crackle poop

Memphis

I don't want to fight! I'm too fat today!

MagicLars15

My dicks falling off!

GGs

it’s snowing on mt. fuji

frogskies_

Unavoidable CHIN MOVE!

Alphonzis

oh hey, big zam

I’M THE VIDEO GAME BOY

Jamie Haack

Dan is a furry

Denizen of the Ages

So much, god damn waiting

“Tamal”

Wolf job

"At age six, I was born without a face."

Theenie

Anyway, back to the gay shit

Zoey K

Consume prilosec

KiraM

Tammeld!

One of my favorites

StressedVulture

“EXPARDON ME? you shut your fuck up…”

BARRY MORE WOLFJOB

Grab my hand

Krysha Syrin

Scramble Peen

"It's my favorite state!"

Gandheezy

I grabbed my Infinidagger

Bienvenue, power-bottoms!

Melissa

Kill your parents

"Don't touuuuch!"

Ronin Moogle

Scrotal lozenge

Carbuncle

What is updog?

Kazuma Kiryu

Jennifer dumped me

Tamuld

Auro Eidolon

MARK ZUCKERBERG!

Tyler Davie

"kill your parents"

DFawlt Uzr

“MARK ZUCKERBERG”

Sam Stein

“Do it for Dave.”

Joseph Robertson

LOOK AT MY-EYE RESUME!

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Krysha Syrin

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bye!

Kendall Young

“Spinnaker”

grabon

Siren

Wolfjob

Funny JOKE!!!

Alex Jones

“Arin…”

Andreas Hvilsom


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