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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep56 WOLVES

Heaven is closer than you think and so is our latest RUDE TALKS OF CHATTING. Folks it aint NOTHING but pent up holiday break energy and rollicking good time. ALL. FOR. YOU.

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Talkin' About Process with Animator James Trofe


Regardless of who gets the Oscar this year, I think we all know that the Best Picture to come out of 2022 was James Trofe's mammoth indie undertaking: animating nearly 20 minutes of Episode 2 of Rude Tal...

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PROMO: Tim Platt's Made of Bugs at Littlefield on Jan 24 in Brooklyn

Hello! This is Tim Platt (Davo) and I’m performing my music/comedy show MADE OF BUGS at Littlefield in Gowanus, Brooklyn! If you're in the NY area, I'd love for you make it out.  This is the biggest venue I’ve performed the show at so it’s featuring some of my favorite comedians in New York!...

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Last Call for TeePublic Merch is TODAY!

We are gathered by the bedside of our TeePublic store, which is scheduled to pass away on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023. Its dying wish is for you to shop from it while you still can!

TeePublic was a great way for us to get started, but we want more control over what we offer and how! Right now, 2023-01-02 17:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post

"It works and it's delicious": The Moves of Yuletide Kombat Family Chef



Yuletide Kombat Family Chef is a game best served cold. But what it lacks in warmth it makes up for in flavor, texture, and presentation! Read on to learn what the players of YKFC prepared for their characters before the game began.


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Ali’s Yulet...

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Holiday Wish Lists! (canon)

We wish you a merry... listmas?! Ha ha yeah! Wish lists. Get your wallets out, you've got more buying to do!

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Rude Talks of Chatting ep055 "Relics"

https://www.netflix.com/title/81264354 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW6x4UzYNY 


https://www.youtube.com/w...

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RToM Spinulator Class! On Sale Now!

Beep Beep! New Content Alert!

We're excited to announce for the first time ever, the Rude Tales crew is publishing a cool new roleplaying book!!

Introducing...The Spinulator, an original character class for play in D&D or with a little imagination and hope, others! Inspired by the Tasmanian Devil, X-Men villain Riptide, or whenever two cats get in a ...

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Holiday Presale!

Gather round, Ruderinos! We are launching our brand new holiday merchandise early, JUST FOR YOU! From Friday, 11/18, through Sunday, 11/20, enjoy a 10% discount* on our latest designs from Bonfire! We've got hot tieflings, booger babies, Witch Hunters, and more! 

Check out the presale here!

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Make-over!

Beloved Patreon subscribers! Please enjoy this sneak peek at Albee's new look! I have been dying for Albee to get a haircut since Ruleshaven, so I'm very excited about this reveal!


xo

Carly

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Tim Platt's Made of Bugs on Nov 11 for the New York Comedy Festival

Forgive me (Tim), Patrons, but in one week I will be performing a show for the New York Comedy Festival and I'd love for you to come out!

It's called Made of Bugs and it's a show of music, comedy, and bug jokes at Lifeworld (149 12th Street, Brooklyn NY 11215) in Gowanus. 

I'll be performing my jokes and songs with special guests

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Talkin' About The BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN w/Ali & Branson!

Well, well, well! If it isn’t a spoooooky midnight treat for All Hallows’ heads: Branson and Ali are talking about the legend, the icon, the bird person herself—the Bride of Frankenstein!


Enjoyyyyy! (spooky laughter that gets upsetting and scary and then, suddenly, really close to one ear)


Spoilery talk for: Bride of Frankenstein, Night of the Hunter, Cap...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep54 "Into The Wood"s

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! On this SpOoOoOky Rude Talks of Chatting, most of the cast and crew has been LOST in a HAUNTED HOUSE for ALL TIME so it's just Branson and Tim. That's FRIGHT, a BOO person Rude Talks of Chatting just in time for HELL-NO!-SCREAM (halloween).

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Ali and Carly PREDICTIONS for Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power Finale

Carly and Ali give a brief recap on LOTR:ROP, offer our predictions for the finale, and list the Top 10 Saurons.

WARNING: This audio contains spoilers for Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power Episodes 1-7 AND 8 for anything we predicted correctly!

WARNING 2: Carly tricked Ali into recording this with zero prep time!

WARNING 3: We are, likely, wildly off base with both the unseen ...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep53 Departures

We address a controversy, deal with the deaths of Freddy and Stirfry, and try, somehow to...keep going in the face of [gestures around] "all this." Be good to each other.


CORRECTION: at one point Ali asks what music plays when Carly rolls a 20, and Taylor says that it's part of the original score, but actually he was confused (lots of good rolls in the episode!) and that moment...

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Rude Karts of Racing

Patrons! Hope you're having a lovely weekend. Here's an idea I had. Fun to think about what their stats would be! Stirfry's obviously gonna be a little Yoshi style lightweight, for example. Not even in a mean way! It's just, like, you can't tell me he's a Mario and expect me to take you seriously. Anyway, I think this is a pretty good starting lineup. Gotta imagine we'd have more than a few unl...

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Talkin' About: High School Performance with Branson, Joe, & Tim

In high school, Branson, Joe, and Tim liked to get up on that stage and let their fellow students know what's what. Here, for the first time ever, they talk about it. 

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Rude Phone of Background!

A fun little treat for you: our beloved patrons. Enjoy the main cast in this canon-bending group shot, lit in a thrilling puke green.

I think this actually came out quite nicely. What do you think? Sound off unless you don't like it.

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Who gettin the aux cord?? (Come at the King edition)

Because yesterday's post was such a hit (several people commented on it!) I made one for Come at the King. Remember Come at the King? 

Once again these albums are all correct. Don't agree? Become smarter.

Smellulus: Frank Sinatra- In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning, Leonard Cohen- Songs of Love and Hate, Nine Inch Nails- The Downward Spiral, Bil...

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Who gettin the aux cord??

Sound off!

(All of these choices are 100% correct, by the way. Don't agree? Weird of you to admit that you're bad at listening to a podcast.)

Albee: Bjork- Post, Kate Bush- The Kick Inside, Chad VanGaalen- Skelliconnection, Phoebe Bridgers- Stranger in the Alps, Panic! At The Disco- A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

Cordelia: Sleater-Ki...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep52 Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

ALL IS REVEALED on this JUMBO GRADE AAA Rude Talks of Chatting! We talk about the origins of Danny Timeshare, Jimmy Buffet, Colonialism, Spider Invasion, Dark Rides, Dark Carnivals, Dark Man, Duck Man, Duckberg, The Search Engine DuckDuckGo, and, can you believe it, EVEN MORE!!

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Today's Top 20 Animals with Branson & Tim PART TWO

Branson and Tim finish their list of the top 20 animals of the day. It's a HAWK of a time!!!!

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Today's Top 20 Animals with Branson & Tim

Animals. There's probably 'bout a hundred of them or something. Why not let the top 20 shine for an hour and a half? Bashful Branson Reese joins Tumblr Tim Platt to compare (AND CONTRAST) their boutique list of amazing animals. 

We reference a daemon quiz that has proven to be prescient. take it if you want: 2022-08-16 13:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep051 Arrivals



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FH Presents: Slaying the Dragon with Ben Riggs

And now for something completely...different? Haha, I just came up with that! Me! Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin sto...

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Branson's Games now live! Go buy some tix!

You can now buy tickets and become a goblin, "drive" a car or chug your cares away in Piss Harbor with with Branson himself at GenCon! Since space is so limited, we're giving you, our fair patrons, a little "heads up" before we announce it to the undeserving mundane world this afternoon. Get in there!

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Greetings from the Gorramaels!

Wow, the whole family! Back together again in sunny Brian Doyle Falls! This is what they look like. At some point in the most recent episode they found the time to pose for this picture for their family postcard. "They fly now" voice: They have postcards now.

Spoilers, by the way. Maybe should've put that up top. Oh well. 

Have a great summer!

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We at GenCon, who hear me!!

[WARNING] We are telling you the patrons this now, but the rest of the world won’t know till tomorrow. Keep it on the DL till then so you and your fellow patrons get the first go at tickets!

Yo yo yo my dogs and droogs. We are magically teleporting to GENCON this year and doing some LIVE SHOWS and leading some TABLE TOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES that you can BE IN on August 4-7 in beautiful Ind...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Ep 50 - Gleaning the Cube

Episode 50, baby! We're back, and we're answering your questions on prepping for emotional scenes, family dynamics, and working through a creative block, AMONG OTHER MUSINGS!

If you are one of the troubled few who has yet to witness the (non-canon) birth of Naughty Nico, make sure you check out our live stream "Trouble In Paradise" 2022-07-12 18:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Rude Talks of Chatting for "O Captain my Captain" and the whole "camp" arc!

[For the First Part of this RTOC check out the public feed!]

Now that those dinks on the public feed are gone, we can really get down to "brass tacks." Hey where'd all these tacks come from! The tacks (brass or no) were a BAD idea! We a so sorry! Waaaah!

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