Do you want to watch the West Wing pilot episode?
Do you want to know what it would be like to watch the West Wing pilot episode with Bellow and Stirfry?
Ok cool because this is audio of Bellow and Stirfry hanging out and watching the West Wing pilot episode.
2022-05-23 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Here it is. Straight from the "horse's" mouth. Stirfry tells the story of his first friend. And like any good story, perhaps a lesson doth peak its furry head out of the narrative? You have to listen to find out!
2022-05-13 15:53:03 +0000 UTC
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2022-05-13 02:28:03 +0000 UTC
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Here we go again! We're answering your questions, asking a few of our own, and learning a lot along the way :)
You may hear a bit of background noise in this episode — this is because Carly was busy cooking a delicious cassoulet. What are your favorite loud meals to cook while a family member is recording? Sound off in the 'mments!
2022-04-28 19:28:41 +0000 UTC
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We're talking about Paladins, Protools, and what makes us tingle, on the most TWISTED PODCAST OUT THERE! AWOOOOOGA!
2022-04-14 18:40:49 +0000 UTC
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After a thrilling and unforgettable tournament, all the votes have finally been tallied and we were excited to declare a final winner, HOWEVER, our killer stands revealed, but not after claiming some final victims.
In an incredible, monumental self-own, you, our listeners, voted decisively for Hot Roddy over yourselves. You wild little freaks! However, Roddy's victory was short lived, as ...
2022-04-04 17:09:47 +0000 UTC
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So it's all come to this. After five brutal rounds, we have our two final competitors. In your infinite wisdom, our dear patrons have pitted themselves against one of the most powerful Bullymancers of the age, Hot Roddy. One will enter the halls of glory, one will live a life of shame and defeat. Pretty high stakes, if you ask me! At least we're done with all that bloodshed from earlier in the ...
2022-03-31 20:59:29 +0000 UTC
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Folks, it's TIME TO TALK TRIANGLES! Ali, Carly, and Joe have a lengthy chat about our entangled trio, answering your questions, and making some surprise friends along the way (the Beatles?!)
Thank you all for your incredible questions!! We hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording it!
2022-03-31 19:03:39 +0000 UTC
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The attached audio comes directly from Stirfry himself. He asks only that you listen with an open mind and, after listening, that you watch this clip to get a full taste of what your future might be if you took his ideas seriously for once.
2022-03-30 14:44:10 +0000 UTC
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And here we are, the penultimate round!
Luckily, we made it through the Butthole Eight without any bloodshed. However, Albee choose to step away from the competition than face popular Bullymancer Hot Roddy. When asked to explain her decision, Albee released a statement saying she "had a thing" that afternoon and would not be facing the avuncular dwarf. Off court animosity between these t...
2022-03-29 21:21:44 +0000 UTC
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March marches on, and so does the MADNESS!! And the killing. Prolapse & Goatse arrived to do battle with their host, Frederick De Bonesby, but he was found dead in his mind palace.
This round does come with some good news, though! Stirfry has not been killed- he simply lost fair and square to You, the Listener. Apparently our mystery killer didn't think Stirfry merited the effor...
2022-03-24 18:00:15 +0000 UTC
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We've made it to another exciting round of RMoM, and are thrilled to report no other contestants died.
Except Bellow! Sucks about Bellow. Over the weekend he contracted a long and painful illness. All of us here at CCUMM wish him will in heaven (or Hell!).
Nevertheless, it is still March, so we've picked up the pieces and continued with the MADNESS!! That's ...
2022-03-21 20:32:12 +0000 UTC
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We're through the first round, and the competition is heating up, sports fans! Here are your picks for the Rude 32! Keep your eyes peeled- voting will begin momentarily in this round over on Discord and run until midnight tomorrow.
To address the elephant in the room, yes, Cordelia was murdered moments before her scheduled matchup with the Dean. How the s...
2022-03-18 18:24:32 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Rude Talks of Chatting - Farting Incubus Edition! We're talkin' deBonesby's Mind Palace, Vacationism, and...BATS AND RATS? HUH?
Questions about our Cottagecore lovers? Worry not! We're doing a special Love Triangle Rude Talks for some time next week. Stay tuned...for loooooooove!
xo
2022-03-17 18:01:20 +0000 UTC
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You heard me, cretins! Voting in the Sick-Xty Four is now open! Head over to the Discord to find your little ballots. Voting ends Wednesday night at Midnight!! (EDT)
2022-03-15 17:56:29 +0000 UTC
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Patrons, I do not say this lightly: Are you ready to rumble?
You'd better be because March is upon us and with it comes one of our favorite and most arbitrary traditions: Rude March of Madness. We're pitting 64 of fiction's most beloved characters against each other and -we're so crazy- we're handing the voting over to you! You simply won't get that from your Pod...
2022-03-10 16:19:38 +0000 UTC
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Ali's got two cats. Tim's got one cat. They often text about the cats. But today? Today they TALK about the cats!


2022-03-07 15:44:41 +0000 UTC
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ZOOBOOKS!
We back baby. Reunited and it feels so good.
2022-03-02 03:10:30 +0000 UTC
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Joe and Tim return to one of their favorite topics: The X-men.
Enjoy!
2022-02-17 16:09:13 +0000 UTC
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(Listen to the mixtape)
1. Catch You Catch Me - Gumi
This is from a show called Card Captor Sakura! It's really cute and fun! Sakura wears a lot of wild outfits and her best friend is kind of in love with her. Umm...moving on!
2. Tokim...
2022-02-14 18:10:22 +0000 UTC
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(Listen to the mixtape)
1. The Dollyrots - My Best Friend's Hot
Ha ha yikes!! I guess I'm putting this first because it’s the truth?? You’re hot. I’m into it. Moving on!
2. Fergie - Glamorous
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2022-02-14 17:24:08 +0000 UTC
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Hello loyal patrons! I'm Branson Reese, and this is stirring up the fans with discourse chum! *Corona riff*
2022-02-12 17:23:02 +0000 UTC
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GET IN THE MUD MECH, ALI!


2022-01-20 14:30:41 +0000 UTC
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Remember how the protagonists of our award winning show are terrorists? I sure do! And to be clear: I'm glad they are. Proud of them, in my way. And so I made some wanted posters for the Ruleshaven Six. I know we use Call-Stones on the show but you gotta assume at least a few wanted posters went up. You have to. Basically have no choice but to assume that. I know some of you are gonna comment l...
2022-01-07 01:24:53 +0000 UTC
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Degrassi: The Generation is a Canadian children's television show that ran from 2001-2014 and Branson & Tim want to talk about it. Happy Halloween!!!
2022-01-05 15:50:10 +0000 UTC
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It's Pebis! Have a great year. Or a shitty one. None of my business, really.
2022-01-01 19:36:09 +0000 UTC
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Branson here! Although traditionally the naughty and wicked receive coal on this special day, I thought I'd shake things up this year with a yuletide painting of Pubic cackling surrounded by flame. Hope it brightens your holiday season! Fa la la la la la la la la!
2021-12-25 22:07:55 +0000 UTC
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If you listened to this year’s Rude Tales Non-Canon Holiday Special, then you already know it’s called Yuletide Kombat Family. If you haven’t listened, then this post will provide a pleasure similar to that of stealing your siblings’ presents; you’ll get something to enjo...
2021-12-23 14:15:03 +0000 UTC
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Here, ass promised, is the behind the scenes, mid-episode convo between the cast that set the stage for the second half of ep42 Crossroads. DO NOT LISTEN if you have not heard that episode. Otherwise, "enjoy"!
2021-12-10 20:45:08 +0000 UTC
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JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGA A DING DINGY DANG DINGY DONG DING DANG DINGYY DONG RINGDANGDSINGYDONGDO
2021-12-08 23:49:26 +0000 UTC
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