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Talkin About Dracula with Chris & Tim

Bwa ha ha! 

On this day of FANGSgiving, ChristoFEAR HastFANGS and Tim BLOOD talk about that King of All Vampires: Count Dracula. 

Enjoy!

THE LOST RUDE TALES EPISODE: Last Gasp

Torn from the pages of the Innkeeper's book, and now sold on the streets as intoxicating narrative contraband, THIS is the lost episode of Rude Tales of Magic rumored to be called "Last Gasp." Taking place between the events of Thirsty Falls and the gang's arrival in the Switchblade Mountains, Last Gasp finds our heroes starving and thirsting in that deadliest thirst trap of all: the arid waste...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep40 Call Me Late to Dinner

A legal majority of the gang gathers to discuss marble statues, large gulps, books on dirt, volk music, banging in games, and of course the events and scenes included in "Call Me Late to Dinner" the newest instant classic episode from hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic.

Talkin' About THE RED TAILED HAWK AT THE PARK BY MY APARTMENT PART 2 with Ali and Tim

Months ago Ali & Tim talked about the Red Tailed Hawk at the park by their respective apartments.  It was a conversation about birds and a lot of other stuff too. 

Time did what it did (slither) and then something amazing happened. Ali & Tim decided to record another episode a...

MY LORDS, MY LORDS!: Early Access to [SECRET]

My lords, my lords!

Later today our newest episode is "dropping" before it does we wanted to alert you to a different kind of 'drop'- a merch drop!

We have a (limited) number of Flipcup Prints remaining from our Bell House show. “Lord Flipcup” is hand lettered and numbered by Kathleen Neeley, and measures a...

The Ballad of Davo (song)

Davo. Who was he? 

In episode one of the popular podcast Rude Tales of Magic, it was revealed that Davo was a dwarf who fell into a hole. 

In the popular patreon exclusive audio monologue The Davo In Hole Diaries, it was revealed that Davo remained a dwarf...even whe...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep38 "Professor Outside" and ep39 "Good News, Bad News"

Special Guest Cody Johnston (of Some More News and Worst Year Ever) joins the g-g-g-g-CAST to discuss YOU KNOW WHAT and some other less scandalous details of episodes 38 and 39. Cody's things are go...

Tim Platt's What A Terrible Night

BE FOREWARNED: The episode you are about to experience is haunted by unearthly frights, dark eroticism, twisted irreverence, and Deth. 

Tim Platt runs a game of What A Terrible Night by Logan Dean with a SCAR-studded cast of Taylor GORE, Ali Fisher-OF-MEN, Joe LeGORE, Christopher BEEstings, and Carly MonardGORE. Will they make it out of this HAUNTed House alive? Or will they DIE? Bwa...

Rude Talks of Chatting for Ep36 (You Wish) and Ep37 (The Riddled Remnant)

WE MISSED YA BABY! Most of the crew is back WITH A VENGEANCE and sky high CAJUN energy in this barnburner of a Rude Talks, where we celebrate 2,000 patrons, discuss You Wish and The Riddled Remnant, AND threaten the life of a patron who TRICKED US. Is it YOU? Only one way to find out dear reader, excelsior!

Elf Lord Links for 2nite!

aloha my buongironos! Here are your links for tonight’s live stream! The YouTube and the private Bell House page:

youtube Stream URL:

https://youtu.be/OsEgYzepILM

The Static BH URL:

https://thebellhouseny.com/rtom915...

DIGITAL STREAMING TIX NOW ON SALE for da BELL HOUSE SHOW!

Great News, girls! DIGITAL TICKETS are now available for a live-stream of our LIVE IN PERSON Bell House show on September 15th. Just go to rudetalesofmagic.live...

Tim Platt's Honey Heist

BEHOLD: Tim Platt runs his first game ever. Produced by Kodiak Sanders. Starring Branson Reese, Ali Fisher, Joe Lepore, Christopher Hastings, Taylor Moore and the entire contents of Tim Platt's subconscious mind. You MIGHT wanna sit down for this one ;)

Grant Howitt (wonderful, handsome, friend of the show) wrote Honey Heist. We recommend 2021-08-25 15:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

You Are Invited to TIM PLATT'S HONEY HEIST

One Year Ago, Tim Platt sat down and GM'd his first game ever (Honey Heist, by the brilliant Grant Howitt) What happened next is...hard to describe, but imagine if there was a machine that could take you INSIDE Tim ...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep035 The Way We Came

Come with us as we This is Sparta-kick the entire Ruleshaven arc down the toilet of our memory and discuss the events and mysteries of episode 35 "The Way We Came." Lotta good Witch Hunter talk in this one! Also, if the cast could be the "king" of any animal, what would it be?? The answer may, nay WILL ,surprise you!

Elf Lord Ruleshaven Chat Spectacular!

It's been awhile and we wanted to return in FORCE, with this, an hour and a half of the whole cast digging DEEP into the entire Ruleshaven arc. Prepare for TONAL SWINGS, and REGRETFUL CONFESSIONS. Behold the REVELATIONS OF WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN, and dark intimations of POTENTIAL FUTURE NARRATIVE VECTORS. Our lives for YOU!

*At one point I say "the city of Austria" when describing Vienna. ...

Carly & Ali Make Breakfast Tacos

In a surprise bit of BONE CON, Carly visits Ali for an electrifying cooking sesh! We're trying out Molly Baz's recipe for breakfast tacos from Cook This Book! If you CAN handle our heat, GET INTO our kitchen!!! Grab your favorite wooden spoon and cook along!

And if you wanna witness this energy in person...

DOUBLE STUFFED Rude Talks of Chatting! Ep033 "Look Out Below" and Ep034 "In The Flesh"

It's been a while, and we're bursting with answers! Was the Ruleshaven arc planned? What did Bellow and Cordelia learn when they body-swapped? How did Tim get so good (lately)? The only way to find out is to listen! 

Joe had to miss this episode, but you can still honor him by grabbing a ticket to our live show at Brooklyn's The Bell House! Get your tickets 2021-08-04 19:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post

TALKIN' ABOUT: The X-Men with Joe and Tim

Joe and Tim don't just TALK about those merry mutants...they DRAFT their own dang teams! Who will grab their favorite character first? Listen and know!

OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE! Patreon is Live!

With the big OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE launch just a few days away, we've opened up the new patreon page, and you're the first to know.

Taylor and Joe will be posting a conversation in a few days discussing all the ways OTTSS will be different from Rude Tales, but for now yo...

REMINDER: SHHHH!!!

Hey everyone- we're busy putting the final touches on our big public launch of the new show. We'd ask that you hold off on talking about it on social media until you see the Rude Tales or our personal accounts posting about it. 

In other words: continue being cool! Thank you!

Hot Roddy Rat Fink

At long last, due to popular demand here he is: Hot Roddy riding Afterbirth in the style of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Enjoy, sickos!

DING DING DING IT’S AN ART POST!

Happy 5th(?!?) of July from “Da Bran Man.” Just wanted to share some art! Why, it’s some (but not all!) of my favorite NPCs from Rude Tales of Magic! Can you name them all? Probably!

Talkin About Nu Metal with Branson & Tim

Ah, Nu Metal: it's basically rock & roll on steroids! 

Branson and Tim talk about the timely genre that includes bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, System of the Down, Papa Roach, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, Mushroomhead, and more!

Our Return to the IRL Stage

Hello dear Bearers, dependable and duty bound. For one brief moment place down your cup of burden and rejoice. If you haven’t yet heard the news, allow me to have the pleasure of informing you: we have an in-person live show coming up on September 15th at the Bell House in Brooklyn! It will be announced publicly tomorrow, but we’re letting you know now so you can get your tickets...

Request your comp ticket for our next IN PERSON live show!

Yes, we've done it. We've booked the Bell House in Brooklyn for a real, in-person live show, and we couldn't be more thrilled. September 15th at 7:30pm. The sights (places that are not our bedrooms), the smells (human pheromones, spilled beer), the sounds (pretty much the same sounds i guess), whats' not to like! So here's the link for you to claim your comp'd ticket. Please only request one if...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep032 "The Ringer"

We answer all your burning questions about... The bee potion! And the zodiac! And why that Witch Hunter is so dang scary! Yep, those are basically all the topics we cover!

Looking for Tix to the live show? Look no further! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-ta...

NEW ART!!! AWOOOOO!!!!!

BEEP BEEP! To celebrate what's left of Thursday here's a little non canon art of fan favorite episode Thirsty Falls from celebrated artist Branson Reese! Please enjoy this image responsibly, whatever that means to you!

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep031 "Ding Dong"

A one-hour discussion of the hottest new character- Wet Beep!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

We're doing one of our beloved Livestream shows this month- TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

So get your Hawaiianest shirts ironed- it's all going down on MONDAY, JUNE 28th. Pre-show at 8:30 PM Eastern, and the game kicks off at 9:00!!

Please! Stop begging for tha...

[MAJOR SPOILERS] Rude Levels of Upping: Lvl4->lvl5

HERE for the FIRST and ONLY time we have the gang leveling up to level five, a famously good level! 

BUT LOOK: absolutely do not listen to this unless you have heard up to and including episode #30: Ruleshaven (the second one titled Ruleshaven).  

And enjoy this level up session, for it might be our last...

Talkin' About LORD OF THE RINGS with Ali and Carly (Extended Edition)

The energy can only be described as "joyously unhinged" as Ali and Carly talk about Lord of the Rings in the same room! That's right, it's the first episode of "Talkin' About" to ever be recorded in person, and these two notoriously repressed women are finally cutting loose.  Memories are...