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2023-10-17 16:41:44 +0000 UTC
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The Tower. The Crisis. The Downfall. It reminds me of a riddle!
A frog, eager to rise above his peers, hopped off his lily pad onto an exposed root at the bank of the creek. The root, taller and more elegant than all the lily pads available, elevated the frog in the eyes of all the frogs, toads, salamanders, fish, snakes, spiders, flies, mosquitos, and moths in the area.
āI love y...
2023-10-16 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It's here. The Episode of Rude Talks of Chatting where Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim answer questions about Episode 68. And it happened in the strangest of ways.
The entire cast met via zoom to record an episode of the hit series Rude Tales of Magic. But then technical issues made the recording impossible. A selection of the crew decided to record a last minute Rude Talks...
2023-10-10 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: I (guess who!) read the Roman numeral of 8 as 7. It's a mistake anyone would make but I (seriously, guess!) was the one who ended up making it. The below caption does not work for the card in question but what if it did? Wouldn't that be cool?
Seven of Swords. Trickery. Deception. Makes sense in theory, but how do trickery and deception work in practice? ...
2023-10-09 10:00:37 +0000 UTC
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I'm doing a new, intimate hour of stand up and music in NYC on October 26th!
This is me prepping to eventually record an hour so I'd love to have a nice warm room. It's all my (imo) best stuff and it's ONLY an hour so I think it'll be fun.
Get tix here: 2023-10-05 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Look, I was going to write something about trusting your intuition through uncertainty and allowing your unconscious mind space to assert itself atop of your mindful anxieties but then I started to read the labyrinthos.co page about this card. Everything seemed normal until I read the line āYou are the crawfish embarking on the pa...
2023-10-02 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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"How will you face these last days? Robbing graves for soil-stained wealth, or facing down the apocalypse, hoping it can be fought?"
We're back for another round of the grimiest RPG in the biz, MĆRK BORG. Featuring Ali Fisher, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore, and Branson Reese.
Refresh yourself on the previous episode 2023-09-27 08:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Branson Reese, Christopher Hastings, and Tim Platt answer questions about the first 67th episode of all time and also "shoot the shit" about whatever madcap nonsense floats through their nimble minds.
2023-09-26 09:00:59 +0000 UTC
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"If you love the beach life, cruise life and everything fun in the sun, thereās a good chance youāll enjoy these famous quotes by Jimmy Buffett.
This collection of best of Jimmy Buffett quotes will inspire you to live your life without regrets. While some Jimmy Buffett 2023-09-25 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Our first livestream in two years! You won't wanna miss it ;)
2023-09-19 16:45:34 +0000 UTC
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According to Labyrinthos.co, the Chariot card means you have incredible willpower while the upside down Chariot card means you have bad willpower. I don't like that. I donāt like when an upside down tarot card just means the opposite of a right side up. That feels like a cop out to me. It feels very easy and I think interpretation should be a littleā¦oh who am I kidding...a LOT more...
2023-09-18 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Two former enthusiasts and current not-quite-apologists take a walk down that nostalgic road where Counting Crows once reigned. An honest conversation where humor and heart find a home in lyrics like "I deserve a little more."
2023-09-13 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ali Fisher (Cordelia, Carly Monardo (Albee), Christopher Hastings (Frederick Debonesby), and Tim Platt (Davo) answer questions about the episode where friends, family, and foes reunite in passionate conversation.
Referenced in the Ep: The Great Illustrated Classics https://www.greatillustratedclassics.com/...
2023-09-12 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Me: Yo! Did you see this freakās chair? So tall and ornate! So cushioned andā¦perfumed???? This chair is insane! One day, I would like to sit in a chair like that!
You: Iām afraid there is no path for you to sit in such a chair.
Me: Huh? And WHY not?
You: Because to sit in that cha- to sit in that THRONE, you must succeed the current Emperor. And to do that, a ma...
2023-09-11 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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What are Lovers if not participants in that grand experiment: Love! But what is Love?
Love isā¦wellā¦amazeballs!
Love is badass personified; The ultimate chiller, smacking down the enemies of awesome!
Love is a Mom n Pop storefront but with a fortune 500 budgetā¦and culture and building.
Basically, Love is like a Venn diagram on steroids!
2023-09-04 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Christopher Hastings & Carly Monardo, through scientific study and emotional availability, have mastered the art(?) of hosting parties, get togethers, hangs, meals, holidays, and- now- podcasts about that. Listen to their tricks and tips!
2023-08-29 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Imagine the end of days. Imagine a horn, a magnificent horn of Judgement, blaring a bawdy triumph with just enough sauce that you release your fearful wince to think āis this supposed to have that much sauce?ā Just as you return to full bodied worry re: the oncoming evaluation of your soul, the song is cut mid-(what you later realize to be)riff. You look up to the cloud platform to see an a...
2023-08-28 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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If ONE cup runneth over
then Iām grateful for my luck
If TWO cup runneth over
pal, I hope the drink donāt suck.
If THREE cup runneth over
might bigger cups be needed?
If FOUR cup runneth over?
My patienceās been exceeded.
2023-08-21 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Even freaks gotta sleep. Get in here, stinky.
2023-08-16 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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In a very strange episode of Rude Talks of Chatting, Ali, Branson, Joe, and Tim answer questions about the episode of the show where the status quo is forever shifted because now we know about a new Pepsi Brother.
This clip will give you a taste of a movie mentioned early in the ep.
2023-08-15 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ah, the mirror: The Foolās respite. Whether on pond or glass or very dark car, The Fool turns reflection into a pantomime, a canvas upon which the Foolās face paints with caricature and impression. Iām talking about making faces at yourself, for yourself. Iām saying thatās a thing fools do.
The straight stare of a Normal Mirror Looker⢠cracks when they see all the bul...
2023-08-14 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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NINE OF COINS teasing the thoughts of a
SWEET MAN tortured by the FEES lost
TENENTS cutting the corners
PAY RENT, PAY RENT, cut, cut
On the fence, could not to offend
PAY RENT, PAY RENT
PAY these RENT CHECKS
Place them in MAIL box til a quieter time:
Lights down, you'll PAY YOUR RENT oh!
2023-08-07 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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August 8th- Enter the Mother Part 3 (of 3)
2023-08-05 18:58:19 +0000 UTC
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Branson, Carly, Chris, and Tim answer questions about THE Part 2 with the Heart WOOOOOOO!
That's right, it's the Part 2 with the Heart WOOOOOOOOOO. WOOOO like a scream. Like going down a water slide or something. Part 2 with the Heart WOOOOO.
Rude Tales of Magic, baby! We do this to get nuts!!!
2023-08-01 09:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hereās some lore: Davo INVENTED holes! That hole he fell in all those episodes ago was actually a callback* to the original hole Davo HIMSELF invented in a freshman seminar called āInnovating Emptiness: Perspectives on Repurposing The Blank As Public Space For Collective Benefit and Solo Satisfaction.ā Davo was so fucking inspired and drunk as fuck that he was like āwhat if the ground d...
2023-07-31 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ah, the five of cups. One of the most famous cards in tarot. Most people learn about the iconic "five of cups" long before they learn about tarot, so entrenched is this image in popular culture. But the card is so much more than its Michael Jordan sized reputation would have you believe. It's actually a metaphor for when there are five cups. You see, people in medieval times didn't like when th...
2023-07-24 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
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After the chilling & amorous mysteries of the Lindsingham Manor were revealed, Cordelia (Ali Fisher) and Stirfry (Tim Platt) walk through the Teenage Woods to have their first real conversation.
Finally, after four canon episodes of divided purpose, both parties admit to each other that each has visited Rome, that ancient city known throughout Cordelia for its proximity to The V...
2023-07-19 13:43:02 +0000 UTC
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The Bran Man, Joey Baby, Dr. Hastings, and Fox Maniac answer all your questions about episode 63. And that's not all! They also, well, chat!
2023-07-18 09:00:02 +0000 UTC
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So, look. This one's a reference to Jesus Christ, the troll with an extra hole. He shows up in Rude Tales. Freddy even goes inside the hole. I just can't believe this is the card for this week. Like, imagine you just got into the show. Maybe three episodes in. And you're like "hey, I wanna support those guys, they seem sweet" and so you join the patreon. And then you're hit with this? What the ...
2023-07-17 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Greetings one and all! We have some exciting Patreon news from the world of Rude Tales of Magic! We are introducing new premium Patreon Tiers: say hello to Gnome Gnobles and Big Freaks.
Gnome Gnobles replaces our original Elf Lord tier! This tier will be set at $25 a month, and come with the following ...
2023-07-11 16:53:31 +0000 UTC
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