Rude TAROT of Magic: The Lovers
Added 2023-09-04 10:00:03 +0000 UTCWhat are Lovers if not participants in that grand experiment: Love! But what is Love?
Love is…well…amazeballs!
Love is badass personified; The ultimate chiller, smacking down the enemies of awesome!
Love is a Mom n Pop storefront but with a fortune 500 budget…and culture and building.
Basically, Love is like a Venn diagram on steroids!
Love is like if usability, functionality, and profit invited expertise to the party.
Love is “UUUH FUUUUU-“ but without the interiority!
It’s a multifunctioning, single use platform, like if a swiss army knife had a linktree that directed you to a squarespace or something.
Love is like a Rubik’s cube, absolutely amazing.
Love is like if you traded in your arms for bat wings, your teeth for a beak, and your dick an f-ing GUITAR!
Love is “we are the daughters of the witches they forgot to burn”…but for guys!
Love is like if Kindness and Charity had a baby…on STEROIDS!
Love is molecular efficiency at a macro level, like if satire could change the world.
Love is patience on STEROIDS…AND crack (if that’s ok to say).
What do YOU think Love is? Comment below!
Comments
It's pump time, baba
AlsoDan
2023-09-04 19:50:08 +0000 UTCLove is graciously letting Tim write the tarot card description this week, and receiving gold as a result.
Matt B
2023-09-04 13:42:19 +0000 UTCLove is, as love does
Duke Trott
2023-09-04 12:50:13 +0000 UTClove is never having to say 'bazinga'
Nemo
2023-09-04 10:50:03 +0000 UTCI'm very taken with the idea of "the witches they forgot to burn." Oh yeah, great-great-great-grandmother If-Thy-Right-Eye-Offend-Thee-Pluck-It-Out Jones was scheduled to be executed for having orgasms but then Jebednego Goodlybottom's cow went into labor and everyone was so excited about the new calf that the whole burning thing just kinda slipped people's minds.
Isaac Harden
2023-09-04 10:41:53 +0000 UTCLove... is Sangle.
Jon Begin
2023-09-04 10:02:40 +0000 UTC
