shaq

Prizegiving

Congratulations to some real Gs

When we were kids we had to pass a cup around and say something we were thankful for while dropping a single dried kernel of corn into the cup— is that a thing?

Grandpa Warns You About Being Memed into Oblivion

Win this Meater: https://store-us.meater.com/products/meater?gclid=CjwKCAiA2O39BRBjEiwApB2Ikl_5RosBY25a4h0o16DN8bIW0TnZTaARU3jc_B9oIYILfw4UmkAC-hoCsvsQAvD_BwE

Lots of Bonus Video

Here's a freakeing CLASSIC internet shaquille #selfie #video to catch you up with all the things distracting me from internet duties. ALSO here's a link to an hour-and-a-half long livestream that I ran on Sunday. (to be honest I think livestreaming is a low-effort way to distract my self from doing the high-effort super edited super concentrated work of fully realized youtube videos and it's no...

Wedding Stories

Honne song: https://youtu.be/wKQNt8_UWmk

Bonus Content 10/26

What should I r*ffle off next time I see y'all?

Advice Show Stream: https://streamable.com/tq8j5z Is Culinary Appropriation Real? https://streamable.com/gm4kkm

October Video Early Access

tbh there’s nothing in here that the patrons don’t already know about because all I talk about it personal stuff on here. Still... EARLY ACCESS

Netshaq is Your Dad 10/16/20

Here's the first successfully captured livestream! 

Going Live Tomorrow!

twitch.tv/internetshaquille if you follow me there you'll get an alert when I go live sorry I flubbed up the first one :) 

I Dyed My Hair Back for the Wedding

Matt's Crit: https://streamable.com/9dbywo
Leave me a voicemail: +1 (607) 323-SHAQ

Pumpkin Bread Early Access

• My then-vegan sister used to make that 2-ingredient pumpkin bread in cupcake/muffin form, and I was reminiscing on how interesting they were. That little nostalgia session is what kicked this vid into gear.
• It's incredibly hard to find any non-BA recipes that call for freshly grated ginger. If you're gonna alter one part of a regular pumpkin recipe, try subbing fresh root in the ...
  2020-09-30 16:39:58 +0000 UTC View Post

A Post-Baking Advice Show

Press play and pretend you're watching a Twitch livestream ok?

Patreon Vlog 9/17/2020

Note to self: I need to bump up the GAIN!!!!! (sorry this is so quiet)

Only buy things that make you happy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Li_sFNc4Q

Netshaq's "First" ASMR

My friend Julieta held a little ASMR interview with me, and she allowed me to post this unlisted link for early Patreon access before it goes live tomorrow. If you've ever wanted to fall asleep to 45 minutes of shaqtalk, this is your big break.

Coffee Early Access + Notes

• There used to be a menswear site called "Four Pins" with a female guest writer who had a column called "The Skirt". One article I was never able to forget was called "How to Date a Girl Without Being a Little Bitch About it", and this video's title is a mental tribute to that post since I haven't been able to find it in years. Got any better title ideas?
• I buy my coffee from Trad...
  2020-09-07 17:38:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Netshaq’s first ASMR

A friend of mine named Julieta is trying to figure out a way to do ASMR collabs remotely, so two days ago we recorded this as a test. There are whining dogs in the background, sync issues, and I foolishly chose a white background instead of black, but we learned a lot and that was the goal. This video will stay unlisted while she works out the final setup but I’m excited to share it with y’...

Annual Passes and Snow Cones

Patreon let me have a new feature but I don't know if it's been communicated to users at all.

Also, how much syrup do I have? Enter your number in grams below, but do nottake a random guess, because that would be a r*ffle!!! (If you don't like your odds, here's a link to just buy your own— it's even less expensive now at $60) 2020-08-29 21:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Kombucha Early Access

• This video has an ad at the end, so it had to go through a review process. In the end, those extra 2 days ended up yielding a far better video. I had time to watch it on every device and listen to it on headphones and iPhone. I was able to take the time to tweak my colors, too. Being forced to be "done" with a video and the watch it a dozen times might need to become the new workflow for ...
  2020-08-21 23:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post

A USPS Themed Giveaway

brb gotta buy new bigger envelopes, more stamps, and resend a bunch of mail.

Always Roth! Always Roth!

Here's your finance uncle's semi-annual reminder to reassess your retirement strategy. Consider bumping up your contributions by 1%. You probably won't even notice that missing 1%. Feel free to disagree with any of this in the comments but please don't roast the frugal nerd's 3-year-old phone for having a busted up mic!!! (I'll use an external one next time sry)

How to Wash the Dishes

• Technically, the video was shot at 11:30 PM please don't let anyone know I lied.
• Last year there was some huge Twitter debate that BA started about whether or not you need to wash the bottoms of your plates. You do! In fact, as soon as anything touches the sink in any way, you should regard it as poisonous. Sinks are gross.
• I mentioned this in an earlier video, but it's ...
  2020-08-04 15:44:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Veggie Sando Notes (And Early Release)

• This is the first video shot in the new house!
• I'm currently standing in the area where the kitchen island I'm building is supposed to go, so I either need to rethink the island or this angle.
• If you look in the background of my pool clip, you can see a chicken coop that Armando and I just finished building! 
• If you ever move homes in the middle of a brutal...
  2020-07-27 02:09:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Nuhaus

Get used to this view

EVERYTHING MUST GO

in this video I potentially dox my home location, but it’s okay because I’m leaving. It’s gonna be a bit of a dry spell on the official YouTube page, but I’ll keep posting here as I settle into the new normal

Date Night Fish Dish Extended Conversation

Unedited, extended, and mostly chewing sounds

45 Grams

To brew five “cups” on a Saturday morning, I’ll grind 45 course grams. This was the perfect competition because I just started making coffee in quarantine, so this number is based off of almost nothing.

Ben Davies, your patch will be sent out Monday. Please stop winning these contests or everyone will think it is rigged.

Rich Cream for Coffee

This is a giveaway and an update on magnet delays. Want some insider info? Two new videos will be up on YouTube before July 1!

Here is my friend Paul’s IG: @champagne_primo

Crudités Notes (And Early Release)

• Every time I want to type out one of those accented E's I have to google "beyonce". The only unicode character I have memorized is Alt-0151 for an em dash.
• This video was the last one to be shot during a long 4-video shoot in March. Bree says I look dead and lifeless, but I might have been feeling dead and lifeless at the time, so fair's fair.
• I posted a video two and a ...
  2020-06-13 02:12:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Car Insurance Bar Insurance

I am no longer a cooking influencer I am pivoting to unethical life hacks

Common Threads

Do you think the audience benefits from having points of contention clarified, or would it just stoke the debate? This post probably proves how unpredictable the narrative’s direction quickly becomes

Rant Notes

• This was the first time I posted the video early to Patreon, and it's nice to receive feedback while I worked on the details like thumbnail and description.
• I tried something here in which I used a light pointed at the back of my head to signal HEY this one looks a little more ~*cinematic*~ to prompt you that a speech with no cooking involved is coming up. I definitely have to wo...
  2020-05-22 03:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post