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The Twili's Curse VIP Request #3As if being turned into a ..

The Twili's Curse

VIP Request #3
As if being turned into a wolf wasn't bad enough, now Link's had his moral compass magically removed, rendering him nothing but a domestic dog with a need to breed and a bone to bury?

Man, what a good princess won't do for her subjects...

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Skagscape VIP Request #2Little lifehack if you ever find y..

Skagscape

VIP Request #2
Little lifehack if you ever find yourself chained up by psycho bandits to some chunk of rock in the lawless outback of planet Pandora: skags universally prefer breeding over feeding, so if you want to keep your ass off the menu it's prudent to instead spread those legs and let nature take it's course.
 
Moxxi looks l...

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B&W#033: It's not DiGiorno It's delivery, but at least my m..

B&W#033: It's not DiGiorno

It's delivery, but at least my man didn't order through Sluthut™ – this UberFuks girl's service with a sneer is still 2x better than the runaround that other app gives you.

Also P.S. there was a small fuck-up and I accidentally drew this entire pic on a 50% smaller canvas than usual so... the .PNG is smaller than usual. I'...

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Namine's Report This is/was my Sparrow Select™ for the mont..

Namine's Report

This is/was my Sparrow Select™ for the month; several folks requested Kingdom Farts so I chose the one I'd have the most fun with and made this simple & clean pic of the blonde babe doing some hands-on research to better draw certain... subject matter.

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Raven's Birthday Wishes VIP Request #1The problem with wis..

Raven's Birthday Wishes

VIP Request #1
The problem with wishing to be smashed into your mattress by your shapeshifting boyfriend as he floods your ovulating womb with about a trillion olympic-level swimmers... is if you actually tell him about it then the wish won't come true.

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B&W#32: I字バランス部 Y'all know what it is.

B&W#32: I字バランス部

Y'all know what it is.

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Sara Hey guys I finally watched the Sonic movie! Boy that c..

Sara

Hey guys I finally watched the Sonic movie! Boy that catgirl sure was a cutie pie huh?
Didn't really notice Jim Carey though – was he the bumbling owl or something?
Anyway, enjoy this very simply vanilla pic.

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ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #05 I used to think owning a home aqua..

ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #05

I used to think owning a home aquarium was too complicated, but not anymore!
The pair of elf sluts I put in there auto-balance the water's pH and salinity with their orgasmic secretions, smear their naked bodies against the glass to keep it clean while whole schools of fish run regular trains on them, and my cyclops dicksnails have never been ...

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B&W#031: Goblin performance review Even dedicated career wh..

B&W#031: Goblin performance review

Even dedicated career whores slip up sometimes.
Ordinarily this is where workers' comp would enter into the equation...

...but since goblins aren't legally "people" (rather the law only recognizes them officially as 'good for a laugh' and/or 'consummate cumdumps' depending on which judge you ask) in this di...

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Pankkake So the story here is that I saw someone with the u..

Pankkake

So the story here is that I saw someone with the username 'Pankkake' while playing an online game, and thought to myself then & there "wow how clever, I will rip that off and portray it as my own original idea"

From there it was just a hop skip and jump to connecting the title to an obvious bukkake display, and as for the sticky centerfold... i...

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Sausage for Samhain VIP Request #5Last but not least, here..

Sausage for Samhain

VIP Request #5
Last but not least, here's the MC from the rare Pixar flop "Brave" shackled to some sacred hillock and taken for a night-long ride by a monstrous boar.

idk just google 'samhain lady gwyn'

P.S. According to...

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Hip-Hip Clippity-Cluck ♪ He's out looking for a slut to fuc..

Hip-Hip Clippity-Cluck

He's out looking for a slut to fuck

...in this case that slut happens to be the hapless Ichabonnie Crane, who didn't quite make it across the bridge before being run down (and run through) by the Headless Horseman (and the Headless Horseman's horse's spectral schlong).

VIP Request #4 btw, and my persona...

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Don't Be a Menace to Little Whinging While Fucking Your Dog..

Don't Be a Menace to Little Whinging While Fucking Your Dog around Hallowe'en Night

VIP Request #3
Hermione goes trick-or-treating by herself amongst sububan muggles, but Hagrid's dog who is tagging along has other ideas (i.e. burying his bone balls-deep in the nearest barely-legal witch).

Pity she can't spell her way out of this situation, eh?<...

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B&W#30: Venus This is stretching the definition of "B&W" pe..

B&W#30: Venus

This is stretching the definition of "B&W" perhaps but I promise you the colors here took less than like, ten minutes to slap on so it's practically no different.

Anyway, it's a cartoon pinup of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf

You'...

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Ringirl's Wellcum VIP Request #2So this one has a little e..

Ringirl's Wellcum

VIP Request #2
So this one has a little extra context: the same sucker who watched Sadako's videotape just so happened to be visited by ye olde Wild Hunt, but... 

...ultimately that's a moot point because the VIP who requested this specifically...

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Control Art Restriction Level X Release VIP Request #1Get ..

Control Art Restriction Level X Release

VIP Request #1
Get ready for MANY seasonally spooky requests this month. Go figure.

The first of which is a bit of Hellsing porn, which I think is pretty standard stuff between the main female protagonist and her tentacle-spawning senpai.

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ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #04This one literally came to me in a d..

ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #04

This one literally came to me in a dream, so if it seems poorly thought out... well, that's why!

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B&W#029: Cuz LuvSimple scene of a couple of cousins engaging..

B&W#029: Cuz Luv

Simple scene of a couple of cousins engaging in some asynchronous smashing.

Now I'm not a somnambulism expert but I hear you can DIE if somebody wakes you up from that state. On the other hand I don't think you can be killed by taking too many balls-deep creampies... so she's probably doing just what the doctor would order, really!
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Samus SnatchAnother topical game-release-related illustratio..

Samus Snatch

Another topical game-release-related illustration, this time of/for that new Metroid dealio out this weekend.

It's not exactly a priority play for me, but the concept of everybody's favorite fat-bottomed bounty hunter being tracked down and dominated by a bunch of brutal robot buggers was such a nice idea I've gone and drawn something about it anyway. View Post

B&W#028: Gravity CavityNewton's law of universal gravitation..

B&W#028: Gravity Cavity

Newton's law of universal gravitation states that every well-lubed rectum attracts every oversized dildo in the universe with a force that is directly proportional to the product of the ass's mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the dick's silicone core.

...Or something like that, I dropped out of school to ...

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Bio-Organic Whore VIP Request #5I got carried away again, if..

Bio-Organic Whore

VIP Request #5
I got carried away again, if that wasn't obvious already.

Anyway there's so much text here already I'll keep this brief by just directing you to >>THIS LINK RIGHT HERE<< if you prefer to see the individual fra...

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XENOMORPHUCKED VIP Request #4Another grab-bag combo of carto..

XENOMORPHUCKED

VIP Request #4
Another grab-bag combo of cartoon chicks here, only this time rather than competing to see who can throat the most horsecock, these Hoetel Transylvania & Big Hero Sex girls have simply slipped through an inexplicable plot portal to be bound, banged, and thoroughly bred by a capital "a" Alien, plus sever...

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Saturday Morning Suck-off VIP Request #3It's 'Saturday Morni..

Saturday Morning Suck-off

VIP Request #3
It's 'Saturday Morning' because this trio of assorted cartoon tramps were probably all at some point considered prime-time weekend programming, on their respective cable TV channels.

Anyway there was precious little context for this scenario from the requester... so I dug a couple color commentators out of ...

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Peachy DP VIP Request #2In this case 'DP' stands for "Deceit..

Peachy DP

VIP Request #2
In this case 'DP' stands for "Deceitful Plumbers"

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Vex K9 Cumflation VIP Request #1Sometimes (like this time) m..

Vex K9 Cumflation

VIP Request #1
Sometimes (like this time) my personal pick from the monthly request hat errs on the simple side – I don't know diddly about yordles or the game they hail from, but the flexibility that this single-sentence request (the title basically sums it up) allowed for was too tempting to ignore.

Anyway for anyone...

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B&W#027: Say "yes" to the dress, especially if it's got a ho..

B&W#027: Say "yes" to the dress, especially if it's got a horny Atlantean princess in it

Here's one last B&W pic before September's VIP requests start rolling out.
By the way, if you're wondering why Milo & Kida from Disney's Atlantis are appearing in such a simple, boilerplate piece...

...well, keep on wondering cuz I have no answer other than passing ...

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B&W#026: Peen-based Parenting, part 3Wow would you look at t..

B&W#026: Peen-based Parenting, part 3

Wow would you look at that, a second sequel to part 1 & part 2, nice!

Anyway to answer her question, of course this is a good Ch...

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Orgy Girl 2Mildly inspired from last week's piece, here's an..

Orgy Girl 2

Mildly inspired from last week's piece, here's another angle on the same sex party, with a focus on another lady doing the dirty duty that sure ain't glamorous... but that without, would send any orgy off the rails faster than you can say "should've had her tubes tied last weekend in...

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B&W#025: Puppy ClubAny afterschool activity is better than g..

B&W#025: Puppy Club

Any afterschool activity is better than going straight home and rotting your brain away in front of a TV... yes, even those weird girls who get their extracurricular rocks off sucking dog dicks down at the local shelter.

It builds character, or something.

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Orgy GirlAs far as superpowers go, Orgy Girl's is perhaps a ..

Orgy Girl

As far as superpowers go, Orgy Girl's is perhaps a little pedestrian...
...but somebody has got to spitshine every prick and prime each pussy that walks through the front door to this little shindig.

With great head game comes great responsibility, like they say.

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