Slut Kebab with Saffron Rice VIP Request #5Whew, what a wack..
Slut Kebab with Saffron Rice
VIP Request #5
Whew, what a wack one to wrap up August with.
I'm not going to recommend anybody actually try to follow this recipe at home (unless you've got at least four Michelin stars to your name)... but it's food for thought if nothing else.
Anyway thanks for your support this month, and I'll ... 2021-08-29 14:12:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Whew, what a wack one to wrap up August with.
I'm not going to recommend anybody actually try to follow this recipe at home (unless you've got at least four Michelin stars to your name)... but it's food for thought if nothing else.
Anyway thanks for your support this month, and I'll ... 2021-08-29 14:12:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Jacobs' SMS v2Here's a timely re-do of some pic from the P*t..
Jacobs' SMS v2
Here's a timely re-do of some pic from the P*treon days.
There is really nothing more to it though – I heard a new NMH game is coming out, decided I wanted to draw Shinobu sidling up to a big ol' dick a second time, so made it happen.
P.S. though: if the text is (understandably) too obnoxious [2021-08-27 13:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There is really nothing more to it though – I heard a new NMH game is coming out, decided I wanted to draw Shinobu sidling up to a big ol' dick a second time, so made it happen.
P.S. though: if the text is (understandably) too obnoxious [2021-08-27 13:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Symbiospunk Venge-Sex VIP Request #4, and a kinda-sorta sequ..
Symbiospunk Venge-Sex
VIP Request #4, and a kinda-sorta sequel to "Horsecum Chem-Balls"
...maybe I shouldn't have tried to use the same naming convention with this one, but oh well.
Anyway it's those two Big Hero 6 sluts at it again, only this time there's a Symbiote ... 2021-08-26 12:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
...maybe I shouldn't have tried to use the same naming convention with this one, but oh well.
Anyway it's those two Big Hero 6 sluts at it again, only this time there's a Symbiote ... 2021-08-26 12:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#024: Dockside SolicitorsLittle B&W side-story today, whi..
B&W#024: Dockside Solicitors
Little B&W side-story today, while I work through the remaining pair of VIP Requests this week.
The lesson of said story is that if your silver-tongued travelling companion tries to convince you that selling your sphincter to a bunch of burly sailors is a better way to grind enough gold for boat tickets, rather than stabbing rats i... 2021-08-23 15:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The lesson of said story is that if your silver-tongued travelling companion tries to convince you that selling your sphincter to a bunch of burly sailors is a better way to grind enough gold for boat tickets, rather than stabbing rats i... 2021-08-23 15:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Chel Sucks (No, Really) VIP Request #3It's the fat-bottomed ..
Chel Sucks (No, Really)
VIP Request #3
It's the fat-bottomed flirt from Road to El Dorado, it's a public use blowbang bonanza, and it's quite possible the first llama dong I've ever drawn.
Please Enjoy!
It's the fat-bottomed flirt from Road to El Dorado, it's a public use blowbang bonanza, and it's quite possible the first llama dong I've ever drawn.
Please Enjoy!
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, canine rape! VIP Re..
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, canine rape!
VIP Request #2
I think the title for this one says it all.
And by 'all' I mean "basically nothing" because there's basically nothing that could explain the subject matter of this image to any reasonable extent.
I think the title for this one says it all.
And by 'all' I mean "basically nothing" because there's basically nothing that could explain the subject matter of this image to any reasonable extent.
Good girl how-to VIP Request #1Starting off with my personal..
Good girl how-to
VIP Request #1
Starting off with my personal pick, this month's Sparrow Select™ is a goofy porn parody of a certain WikiHow image caption.
TBQH if you need an instruction set to tell you how to be a good girl... you're probably already a lost cause.
This kind of thing comes naturally or not at all, the way I see ... 2021-08-16 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting off with my personal pick, this month's Sparrow Select™ is a goofy porn parody of a certain WikiHow image caption.
TBQH if you need an instruction set to tell you how to be a good girl... you're probably already a lost cause.
This kind of thing comes naturally or not at all, the way I see ... 2021-08-16 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #03A fairly classic use for elfs is, of..
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #03
A fairly classic use for elfs is, of course, as all-purpose garments/fashion accessories/living ballsack supports. They keep your dick warm AND make a statement about your social status!
Every gentleogre worth his snot-green salt stays strapped with at least an elf or two at all times, but the real cream of the crop carries enough to lend out to... 2021-08-14 12:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Every gentleogre worth his snot-green salt stays strapped with at least an elf or two at all times, but the real cream of the crop carries enough to lend out to... 2021-08-14 12:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#023: Novel-Tee'Novel-Tee' like "novelty tee shirt" you s..
B&W#023: Novel-Tee
'Novel-Tee' like "novelty tee shirt" you see?
Anyway it's a submissive orc-ess and her jolly afro-elf GF showing off some couples' clothing they won at a workplace raffle.
Anyway it's a submissive orc-ess and her jolly afro-elf GF showing off some couples' clothing they won at a workplace raffle.
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #02OK now this one's just silly.I mean,..
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #02
OK now this one's just silly.
I mean, they should at least connect a couple other elfs to the first, Human Centipede style, in order to handle any possible "overflow" scenarios.
I mean, they should at least connect a couple other elfs to the first, Human Centipede style, in order to handle any possible "overflow" scenarios.
B&W#022: SignWhat do you think she's listening to?
B&W#022: Sign
What do you think she's listening to?
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #01This first real, proper installment ..
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #01
This first real, proper installment should give you a good idea what ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND is all about: wild, wacky ways to repurpose all the surplus elf sluts that have suddenly flooded the generic fantasy land's sex slave market.
...It will also very likely include painfully hokey text elements throughout the series, so I hope you have t... 2021-08-04 20:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
...It will also very likely include painfully hokey text elements throughout the series, so I hope you have t... 2021-08-04 20:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#021: Tastefully CroppedA not-so-innocent snapshot taken ..
B&W#021: Tastefully Cropped
A not-so-innocent snapshot taken by two twats tag-teaming a coupla dicks.
That's all, just a simple sight gag today, thanks!
That's all, just a simple sight gag today, thanks!
Sailor Scout SNAFU VIP Request #5Tying off July with a nice ..
Sailor Scout SNAFU
VIP Request #5
Tying off July with a nice neat knot... here's some Bishōjo Senshi Sērā Mūn silliness, the single most-voted request of the bunch.
Like the text box says, I was not the guy to design a convincing scenario for these characters, but probably that was partly the point.
Anyway that's it for this mo... 2021-07-31 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tying off July with a nice neat knot... here's some Bishōjo Senshi Sērā Mūn silliness, the single most-voted request of the bunch.
Like the text box says, I was not the guy to design a convincing scenario for these characters, but probably that was partly the point.
Anyway that's it for this mo... 2021-07-31 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kiryucoco Retirement Special (SUPERCHAT EXCLUSIVE) VIP Requ..
Kiryucoco Retirement Special (SUPERCHAT EXCLUSIVE)
VIP Request #4
Now I don't know anything about Vtubers or the associated culture, but I do know something about drawing anime sluts transfixed three ways by big ol' dicks...
...so here's that, with some maybe less-than-accurate cruft around the edges.
Enjoy!
Now I don't know anything about Vtubers or the associated culture, but I do know something about drawing anime sluts transfixed three ways by big ol' dicks...
...so here's that, with some maybe less-than-accurate cruft around the edges.
Enjoy!
Guilty Gear Welcome Wagon VIP Request #3In fact this is less..
Guilty Gear Welcome Wagon
VIP Request #3
In fact this is less of a 'wagon' and more of a "Welcome Train" but you get the idea.
To be clear, I don't know diddly about Guilty Gear lore... but I do appreciate scantily-clad and/or cocksure brown girls, and this request offered the chance to work with two such skanks so here we ar... 2021-07-25 18:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In fact this is less of a 'wagon' and more of a "Welcome Train" but you get the idea.
To be clear, I don't know diddly about Guilty Gear lore... but I do appreciate scantily-clad and/or cocksure brown girls, and this request offered the chance to work with two such skanks so here we ar... 2021-07-25 18:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'shtola C'rssova VIP Request #2I have even less to say abou..
Y'shtola C'rssova
VIP Request #2
I have even less to say about the scenario for this one as I did the Danny Phantom dealio last time... so instead let me just say sometimes, drawing complete, undiluted weirdness can be lots of fun in its own, nonsensical way.
Anyway it's a Final Fantasy XIV NPC being turned into xenomorph breeder by a t-r... 2021-07-22 23:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I have even less to say about the scenario for this one as I did the Danny Phantom dealio last time... so instead let me just say sometimes, drawing complete, undiluted weirdness can be lots of fun in its own, nonsensical way.
Anyway it's a Final Fantasy XIV NPC being turned into xenomorph breeder by a t-r... 2021-07-22 23:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tucker's Pluck n' Fuck VIP Request #1Not knowing nothing abo..
Tucker's Pluck n' Fuck
VIP Request #1
Not knowing nothing about the source material (Danny Phantom) that lame title is the best I can do.
But hopefully the zany antics of a sunbathing MILF being anally raided by a fly-by dildo drone make up for it?
Not knowing nothing about the source material (Danny Phantom) that lame title is the best I can do.
But hopefully the zany antics of a sunbathing MILF being anally raided by a fly-by dildo drone make up for it?
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #00It's back! Kinda.Everyone's favorite..
ElfHole™ UNDERGROUND #00
It's back! Kinda.
Everyone's favorite elf-based sex insurance agency has gone under, leaving countless amounts of unemployed elfs left in the lurch. Enter this nascent sequel series, exploring how all those misplaced ladies are getting along without the benefit of modern, unionized work.
Or to put it more simply: this ElfHole™ serie... 2021-07-15 17:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone's favorite elf-based sex insurance agency has gone under, leaving countless amounts of unemployed elfs left in the lurch. Enter this nascent sequel series, exploring how all those misplaced ladies are getting along without the benefit of modern, unionized work.
Or to put it more simply: this ElfHole™ serie... 2021-07-15 17:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#020: Fropjob DeluxeTalk about a high-efficiency whore, h..
B&W#020: Fropjob Deluxe
Talk about a high-efficiency whore, huh? This amphibious bitch can jump your bone, lick your dick, AND get her rectum wet n' ready for Round 2 all at the same time.
What will they think of next?
What will they think of next?
Max's side-dickThank the VIPs who cast these Life is Strange..
Max's side-dick
Thank the VIPs who cast these Life is Strange skanks here, since I'm not a fan but did need some lesbian lovers to be giving/getting the run-around for this Doodle Deathmatch winner.
Anyway don't feel too bad for Chloe: surely in some alternate dimension she's getting her rocks off sucking dick in a storage closet instead, so it's all even between them... 2021-07-08 16:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyway don't feel too bad for Chloe: surely in some alternate dimension she's getting her rocks off sucking dick in a storage closet instead, so it's all even between them... 2021-07-08 16:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#019: Cunt desctruction dayHere's a slick sequel to B&W#0..
B&W#019: Cunt desctruction day
Here's a slick sequel to B&W#006 (click here) I'm sure someone out there saw coming... but hey, sometimes it's better getting what you expect than a total surprise.
Kind of like how these two elvish researchers really should have expected to... 2021-07-03 00:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kind of like how these two elvish researchers really should have expected to... 2021-07-03 00:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last Uniporn No LongerHappy July @everyone!Here's a neat..
The Last Uniporn No Longer
Happy July @everyone!
Here's a neat-o sequel to a pic I painted some years back, which you can peep here:
www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/623434/The-Last-Uniporn
If you're unfamiliar with the DEE... 2021-07-01 15:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a neat-o sequel to a pic I painted some years back, which you can peep here:
www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/623434/The-Last-Uniporn
If you're unfamiliar with the DEE... 2021-07-01 15:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#018: Mom's TreatsSimilar to her spaghetti, except with 1..
B&W#018: Mom's Treats
Similar to her spaghetti, except with 100% less Ragu™ and 100% more tongue.
Secret ShoppingAt last, here be June's personal pick of mine..
Secret Shopping
At last, here be June's personal pick of mine – honestly as soon as I saw the squirrel girl added as a new DOTA hero some month(s) ago I had her earmarked to pornograph eventually... so this was some time coming.
Anyway it's Hoodwink and Dawnbreaker acclimating to the whole ancient defending biz by way of an all-access free for all. Contrary to her s... 2021-06-28 23:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyway it's Hoodwink and Dawnbreaker acclimating to the whole ancient defending biz by way of an all-access free for all. Contrary to her s... 2021-06-28 23:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
ZelcentingleVIP Request #4 (just the one Sparrow Select™ lef..
Zelcentingle
VIP Request #4 (just the one Sparrow Select™ left yet) and also another episode in the ad-hoc series of Zelda boning and being boned by various critters.
In this case that critter is a centaur version of Tingle.
I will not apologize.
In this case that critter is a centaur version of Tingle.
I will not apologize.
Slan Slam VIP RQ #3Now first thing's first: you need to unde..
Slan Slam
VIP RQ #3
Now first thing's first: you need to understand I know basically nothing about Berserk, and barely anymore than surface-level amusement in regards to DMC, Evil Dead, and DOOM.
So you'll pardon the eclectic mix of dicks in action here, and just enjoy the fearsome fivesome for what it is: simple nonsense.
Thanks!<... 2021-06-24 17:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Now first thing's first: you need to understand I know basically nothing about Berserk, and barely anymore than surface-level amusement in regards to DMC, Evil Dead, and DOOM.
So you'll pardon the eclectic mix of dicks in action here, and just enjoy the fearsome fivesome for what it is: simple nonsense.
Thanks!<... 2021-06-24 17:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW! Samsnug™ Physical AssistantThe 2nd VIP Request for Jun..
NEW! Samsnug™ Physical Assistant
The 2nd VIP Request for June, and easily the least inspired.
Which is totally OK!
I have zero qualms about just taking the pop culture Skank-of-the-Month for a spin, in this case some corporation's mascot making herself useful slinging cell service contracts AND premium bukkake facials in one limited-time bundle.... 2021-06-21 18:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Which is totally OK!
I have zero qualms about just taking the pop culture Skank-of-the-Month for a spin, in this case some corporation's mascot making herself useful slinging cell service contracts AND premium bukkake facials in one limited-time bundle.... 2021-06-21 18:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Cruella Gets CaughtVIP Request #1 this month, and simply cut..
Cruella Gets Caught
VIP Request #1 this month, and simply cut content from some topical Dizney flick I didn't even know was a thing. 101 Dalmations already had at least one "live action remake" back in the day, but I guess that's no reason not to just... make another one anyway. "Oooh it's a prequel so it's totally not the same thing" a fool might say.
To tha... 2021-06-17 13:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
To tha... 2021-06-17 13:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
B&W#017: Sub-bar payA lot of B&W bits this month, but once t..
B&W#017: Sub-bar pay
A lot of B&W bits this month, but once the VIP requests start rolling out later this week it'll probably be nothing but full color stuff til July, so cut me some slack here and now OK?
Anyway here's a standard-issue free use scenario for you. Although between the cover charge and tips, maybe it's not so 'free' in the end...
Anyway here's a standard-issue free use scenario for you. Although between the cover charge and tips, maybe it's not so 'free' in the end...