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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #9

Time for another Q&A podcast, where I have answered questions from The Jimquisition's lovely patrons. Today we talk Britain, PS2 and PS1 games, and MANY OTHER THINGS! 

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Pokemon The Unown Entei Adventure Of Kidnapping Third Movie

Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along. 

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Podquisition 218: Gag Reflex

This week is a zesty one! We talk about movies, vibrato, throats, and maybe sometimes games like Apex Legends and other stuff. 

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Jim Sterling's Full Kingdom Hearts Plot Summary

This was highly requested, for some awful reason. On a recent Jimquisition, we put in a skit where I provide a Kingdom Hearts "primer." I only recorded some key details to be edited down to skit level, but even that took 26 minutes. 

Comedy Kingdom Heart plot summaries are nothing new, but people were interested in the full 26 minute recording. I've gone one better than that, decidin...

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Apex Legends - No It's Not Titanfall 3 (Jimpressions)

Apex Legends surprised us with a sudden launch this week, but has Respawn got the goods? Will EA undermine it like it did with Titanfall 2?

Right now, it's an impressively solid game, even if it's a bit unremarkable. Also the microtransactions and loot boxes leave much to be desired.

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How Publishers Exploit Your Confusion And Your FOMO (The Jimquisition)

As Electronic Arts produces a spreadsheet to let customers when they can play Anthem, The Jimquisition takes a look at the concept of the confusopoly, where companies try to befuddle their customers on purpose. 

We also look at how they're exploiting FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out - in order to guarantee those confusing sales. 

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Asking Sterling Question Time

Hey friends! It is time for more questions to be asked by you so they can be answered by me! Feel free to ask about things you might want to know, or things you... might not want to know? I suppose? Uh.

Anyway, if you ask questions I can answer them on an Asking Sterling podcast. How useful! 

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Podquisition Episode 217: I'm Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse joins us as a special guest, definitely, for Kingdom Hearts III.

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Kingdom Hearts III - Mickey Mouse Operation (Jimpressions)

Kingdom Hearts III is finally here. Sora, Goofy, and Donald will finally put a stop to Xehanort, Xehanort, and Xehanort. Because a heart can live anywhere, even in data!

Yes, it's more total nonsense from a story perspective. As a game? Well, it's a ton of bloody fun, because it's a very good game!

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Kingdom Hearts Is Stupid Gibberish (The Jimquisition)

Kingdom Hearts III is imminent, but we're not in the business of just letting you enjoy games around here. Let's talk about how awful Kingdom Hearts is.

I mean... it's a good game. A great game. But it is also awful, stupid, and utter gibberish.

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Anthem Demo - Load To Nowhere (Jimpressions)

I don't why I'm doing demo Jimpressions lately. I guess it beats doing nothing. Anyway, this is the VIP demo for Anthem that I got my hands on played a bit. 

At least when I could play it after server issues and loading screen hangups. 

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Halo Legends

Who the heck is discussing Halo Legends in 2019? We the heck!

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Podquisition 216: Trans Rights

On this week's episode, we talk about Hbomberguy's historic Donkey Kong 64 stream for trans charity Mermaids.

Also, Resident Evil 2, and some other things!

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Resident Evil 2 - Explicit Violence And Gore (Jimpressions)

The Resident Evil 2 remake has been anticipated for years, and Capcom has impressively lived up to expectations.

Gorgeous, gory, and bloody scary, Resident Evil 2 is back, and it's juicier than ever.

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EA Should Lose The Star Wars License (The Jimquisition)

Electronic Arts has handled the Star Wars license terribly. They've screwed things up in ways that are embarrassing to watch.

Having only squirted out two Star Wars Battlefront games and made a mess of both, EA deserves to lose its exclusive hold over Star Wars games. EA also just deserves to lose in general.

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Podquisition 215: Dog Tugging

Scurrilous rumors abound as a result of a dog with a very nasty habit. 

Elsewhere, we talk about Travis Strikes Back, Onimusha, New Super Mario Bros. U, and OTHER THINGS!

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Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes - Travis Strikes Out (Jimpressions)

Words like "repetitive" and "bland" should never really be associated with a Grasshopper game, but Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes is a sadly repetitive and bland affair.

A humdrum spinoff of No More Heroes, this self referential mundanity is a far cry from what makes Suda51's work stand out.

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Onimusha: Warlords - Oooh A Liver! (Jimpressions)

Onimusha is a heck of a series that Capcom has criminally neglected since the PS2 days. Someone must have remembered it exists though, because Onimusha: Warlords has been rereleased!

The best part is how it still holds up really well. What a great bloody game. And what's this? OOH A LIVER!

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Is Loot Box Regulation Censorship Of Art? (The Jimquisition)

Loot boxes remain a touchy issue in the game industry, especially now that prospect of regulation has become very real. The defenses, the lies, and the propaganda in support of them has ramped up quite a bit.

The "AAA" industry is going along a rather expected path, hiding behind the concept of art to defend itself. If you regulate loot boxes, they argue, you're censoring art.

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #8

Blimey, we've had a lot of these. I thought after I'd finally flipped the right switch so the questions came from patrons, I wouldn't have so many questions, but you sent loads in. Well done you!

This podcast mops up the ones left behind in the last round of questions WHICH ARE ASKED IN A DIFFERENT POST NOT THIS ONE! Be on the lookout for another question post WHICH IS NOT THIS POST in ...

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Resident Evil 2 One-Shot Demo - Juicy Details (Jimpressions)

Resident Evil 2 is getting its long awaited remake soon, and Capcom has graced the world with a one-shot thirty minute demo in the RCPD.

So what do we think of that then?

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The Spin-off Doctors: Treasure Of The Four Crowns

What can even be said about this hot nonsense? 

Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely warrant a mention and everything has to explode. It's a real... head turner.

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Podquisition 214: Little Shop Of Horrors Without The Plant

How do you do Little Shop of Horrors without the plant? One self-aggrandizing drama teacher tried it. 

Also, we wrap up 2018's games and look forward to 2019's games. As you do. 

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Samael The Legacy Of Ophiuchus - The Worst PS4 Game Ever Made (Jimpressions)

It is not to be said lightly, but truly, that Samael The Legacy Of Ophiuchus (no punctuation) is the worst PlayStation 4 game I've ever played.

Yes, worse than Life of Black Tiger. Way worse.

Gilson B. Pontes is back with yet another horror show, their worst one yet!

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The Seven Deadly Sins (The Jimquisition)

Jim takes a trip to Hell in a quest for true love. Along the way, we shall take a look at the seven deadly sins and the “AAA” publishers that personify them.

That’ll be good for a laugh, eh?

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Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2018 (The Jimquisition)

2018 was the long, long year, but finally we are at its end. At the End of Time, there is only one thing to do... look at the shittiest games of the year!

Join Skeletor as we look at a year in which high profile stinkers ruled the roost. From Fallout 76 to Dynasty Warriors 9, we have some obvious - and not so obvious - games to look at. 

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The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2018

Shut up and listen, for it is time to give out awards! The Jimquisition Awards 2018 have arrived, with five winners to argue about. 

We have game awards! We have corporate sponsors! We have world premieres! Watch and wonder! 

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #7

Time for another round of questions. Well, this is the third load of a single round of questions, with more to come. Aren't you so inquisitive?  Let's talk about positivity, bread, and phases! 

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Ashen - The Dark Souls Of Dark Souls (Jimpressions)

Ashen isn't trying to hide the fact it's exactly Dark Souls. It's Dark Souls, people! And that's... fine?

Perhaps the best Soulslike ever, Ashen understands From Software's formula better than many other pretenders.

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Gris - Merry Grismas (Jimpressions)

Gris is one of those indie games. You know the ones. That's not necessarily a bad thing, though. This is a very good one of those ones. Y'know?

A platform game with mild puzzles and plenty of THEEEEEMES, a fantastic art style and soundtrack are really what brings it to life.

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