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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Sixty Seven

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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Sixty Six

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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Sixty Five

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Sexy Sect Babes Book One (Quarks and Qi) now out on Amazon - plus free epubs!

Hello all! I... can't tell you how good this break has been for me. I'm actually feeling seriously pumped to get back into Steam now in ways I just wasn't before.

I've also finally managed to get Sexy Sect Babes book one up on Amazon and will be releasing them and Steam monthly going forward.

https://www.amaz...

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Extended Break

Hello all, I hope you had a particularly enjoyable Christmas Holiday.

Mine's been... busy. In retrospect, choosing the Christmas holidays as the time to once more go back forth with Amazon on getting Sect and the first two Steam books finally published, probably wasn't my wisest move.

Feeling a little drained by that.

So much so that I've spent much of the last few days tos...

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Steampunk sticky post or something...

Trevayne has politely asked for a sticky post to be put up for people to be able to talk about Steam.

Here it is.

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Epilogue

Kalia had done it.

She had actually done it.

“Holy shit,” Jelara breathed – unconsciously borrowing one of Mark’s phrases.

Now, Kalia had no idea why excrement would ever be considered of religious significance, but she didn’t disagree with the sentiment her co-pilot was conveying

Holy shit indeed.

The pair watched as the, thus far hidden, central platfor...

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I'm not dead.

I'd like to think I put the two weeks ya'll so graciously gave me to good use. The epilogue's hitting a mighty six thousand words and nearly finished. It should be out within twenty four hours. Let me have a quick sleep and I can finish this last section.

So, as ever, thanks for your patience :D

Also, because it feels strange to have an entire update saying the chapter will be her...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Thirty Two

As the saying went, ‘the show must go on’.

Which was a polite way of saying that his little altercation with Lirath was of distinctly secondary importance to the arena staff that showed up when compared with getting Kalia – and Jelara – to their mech on time.

The last Mark had seen, the unconscious Nighkru male was being carried off on a stretcher by a pair of harried lookin...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Thirty One

“That’s a lot of people,” Mark muttered as he pulled at his rather uncomfortable outfit.

He’d once sworn to himself that he’d never wear the formal clothes he’d worn to last month’s party again.

And yet he’d made a liar of himself, because here he was. Dressed to the nines – like some kind of BDSM gigolo.

All because Tenir and Kalia had asked.

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Thirty

One might think, as Mark settled Kalia into the mech’s sole piloting chair, that a cockpit would be tight fit for any kind of liaison, let alone a ménage à trois – and they’d be mostly right.

Fortunately, the whole affair was a lot more achievable when one of the women involved was made of jelly and the other barely cleared five feet.

As it was, things were merely a little c...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Nine

The past month had felt like an eternity -  and yet no time at all.

And now it’s over, Mark thought as he perched on a battered crate, looking out over the cavernous warehouse – and the massive mech occupying the center of it.

And it was a mech now. A proper warmachine, instead of the mass of disparate parts, limbs and armor plates it had been just a few w...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Eight

“Nope, I’m out,” Saria said within seconds of laying eyes on the corner of the hangar Tenir had set up in. “I’ve got work to do. Real work. You know, for the match that’s happening in  less than three weeks!”

Of course, Mark was there as she started to turn back towards the mech, chuckling and guiding her by the elbow over to the table.

“Ah, you’ve been at it ...

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W.I.P.

A few of you might remember a bit of fan art being uploaded a few weeks ago. Well as of last week I've slowly been converting Nik's Exo Fan Art into a 3D model. Because I could and because it's cool.

More to the point, I shall one day print it and place it onto my writing desk!

Make no mistake though, I'm just a dabbler in 3D sculpting, so this is entirely a bit of fun.

For...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Seven

“You know, I could have sworn you said we were through?” Sabine said without preamble as she clambered out of the truck she’d arrived in.

Though not before she’d surreptitiously glanced around for threats, hand resting on a very obvious pistol at her waist. As a habit borne from her vocation or because of the rather rough nature of the neighborhood they were in, he couldn’t say....

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Six

Wicker baskets, as it turned out, were something of a universal innovation. They were a bit like the wheel in that regard. Every race at some point in its early development figured out the art of weaving grass, leaves, sea-weed or sticks together to create a container with which they could carry things.

Which was at least partly why Mark had no issue whatsoever finding a wicker basket in ...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Five

Fortunately for Mark’s peace of mind, he wasn’t left to dwell on the realities of his soon to be lack of employment – and what recourses he had for someone choosing to cancel his contract early. Because he was reasonably sure his employer was required to pay out a portion of his remaining contract as a cancellation fee.

Probably…

Legal minutia was not his strong-sui...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Four

Jelara started to talk – and as disconcerting as it was to hear the contents of… what was essentially a bathtub talking to him, it was still somehow less batshit than what the content of said bathtub was saying. Still, he managed to avoid saying anything In response. He simply sat there.

Until she was finished talking.

“Are you an idiot?” he asked dryly.

He tried to fi...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Three

Mark didn’t hesitate to knock on Jelara’s apartment door – even if he wanted nothing more than to go back to his own apartment and strip out of this ridiculous outfit.

He didn’t though, he stood in place and waited, bag of takeout in one hand.

And he ended up waiting a while. Long enough that any normal person would have left. He didn’t though. Not least of all because he ...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty Two

Mark watched with… rather conflicted feelings as Tazek seemed to be raining down what looked like a rather inventive tirade of venomous curses upon her chosen champion.

Now, of course, he could be wrong. The crime lord wasn’t being loud, and the intervening distance as much as the ambient noise of the party meant he wasn’t catching any words, but the expression on her face as much a...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty One

Truth be told, Mark had expected this little bet to draw more of an audience. In retrospect though he realized that was more than a little arrogant. The party was already rife with the exchange of money and favors both. The match being set up before him was but one act in the ongoing extravagant circus around him.

Still, they’d drawn something of a modest crowd of vaguely interested onl...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Twenty

Mark didn’t know exactly where he’d heard it, but he’d heard once that a good suit should feel like armor when you wore it. A sort of, cultural throwback to the days when nobility and power were epitomized by knights or samurai in actual suits of armor. Those old suits of lamellar or steel weren’t just a means by which the nobles wearing them could protect themselves, they were also ser...

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Exo Fanart

Was just hanging out on my discord when someone pinged me with some very cool fanart.

To date 'heavy' exos have been more of a fanon creation than anything else, but these are so cool - and actually work in my mind for the intended role and tech level of the setting - that I definitely want to include them in some capacity in the future.

A sort of more militarily viable alternati...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Nineteen

 “Look at this!” Saria exclaimed, her voice echoing off the high ceiling of the warehouse as she clambered over the downed form of Jelara’s mech. “An honest to ancestors Thulian MK3 governess module. I can’t even remember the last time I saw one of these. How the fuck did you manage to get it to patch into the hydraulics system? It’s designed for exos.”

Jelara stood nea...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Eighteen

“Hey Vrenal?” Mark asked as he scrubbed the last of the breakfast pans.

The kitchen was filled with the fading scents born of what had once been huevos rancheros. Hardly the most upscale of dining choices under normal circumstances – but given the ingredients for it had been brought from halfway across the galaxy and prepared by a real Human, it had been the height of haute cuisine....

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Seventeen

For all that Mark owed Jelara a great deal for the help she’d given him since reaching Krenheim – keeping him from being scammed at the spaceport, making sure he was armed, and now stopping Sabine from just invading his apartment – there was no denying the fact that he felt… a little trepidatious as they pulled up in front of a run down looking warehouse somewhere in the docks.

He...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Sixteen

“Alright,” he said as he turned back to them, carefully placing his cutlery bag to the side. “Why were you trying to break into my apartment Sabine?"

The Ulnus titled her head, though not far enough that Sabine’s tied up form would leave her cone of vision.

Or so he assumed. He still wasn’t totally sure how the whole Ulnus ‘vision’ thing worked. Still, gi...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Fifteen

Mark could admit, while Saria’s suggestion to use the mech simulator’s had mostly been little more than an opportunity for him to… have an o

Mark could admit, while Saria’s suggestion to use the mech simulator’s had mostly been little more than an opportunity for him to… have an opportunity to blow off some steam with her, he couldn’t deny that using the machines was actuall...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Fourteen

Mark scrubbed the last of the pots, the warm soapy water sloshing about as he very deliberately ignored the ongoing sounds of the muffled sh

Mark scrubbed the last of the pots, the warm soapy water sloshing about as he very deliberately ignored the ongoing sounds of the muffled shouting echoing from the dining room.

Tonight, his role had been to cater for Talia’s visiting mother. ...

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Sexy Space Babes - Mechs, Maidens and Macaroons: Chapter Thirteen

As ever, Mark still felt a little strange with a gun strapped to his hip as he strode up the location Vrenal had sent him.

The Live Wire was exactly what it sounded like – a big club, with neon lights out front, the sound of music blaring from within, and a large queue waiting outside.

“Fancy looking place,” he murmured as he stepped across the street.

Certainly...

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