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MHA49- Wouldn’t Be the Same Without You!

You all know that I appreciate every bit of support and I’m truly thankful, right? I float thanks to you! A second chapter, just to show my love—And yes, the chapter title has a double meaning. Half of it is for you guys.

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"Galaxy Impact!"

Nezu's ears twitched. His tea cup tilted slightly in his paws. "Oh my~"

Then I swung.

A sonic boom cracke...

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MHA48- 100% MOMENTUM BONUS

By the time our match rolled around, Momo had the refined earpieces ready.

I put mine in. “Testing.”

Yaoyorozu touched hers. “I hear you.”

I grinned. “See? Knew you could do it.”

She adjusted her gloves. “Focus. Nezu will not make this easy.”

Yaoyao looked at our fallen classmates. "I missed the battles. Can you recap?"

Kaminari stretched, slu...

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MHA47- Outsmarting the Sadist Rodent

The next day at school, Toru practically bounced up to me as soon as I walked into class. “Okay, okay, listen! My mom’s starting the painting more today, and I need you to come by again to check if it looks right.”

I sighed. “Toru—”

She clapped her hands together. “Please?”

I glanced at the rest of the class. Mina, Jiro, and Kaminari were already listening.

...

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M113- King’s Domain

The ship drifted toward the planet, its dark silhouette outlined against a vibrant nebula in the distance. Inside, Peter Quill glanced at the navigation panel, trying to suppress the nervous energy buzzing through him.

Rocket tinkered with some busted gadgets, occasionally throwing irritated glances at the scanner screen. "Still don’t get why we're heading into some nobody’s backyard ...

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HP397- License!

"Let’s get my Apparition license first," Harry muttered, pulling his cloak over his head and vanishing from sight.

A moment later, he Apparated straight to the Ministry.

The entrance was the same as always—crowds of witches and wizards milling about, conversations overlapping, workers hurrying between the lifts. Security was tighter than usual, though, with more Aurors stationed...

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MHA46- Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

After a long-ass study session, just as we were about to split, Hagakure shifted closer to me as the group started packing up. “Um, Ryuu, can you come to my house?”

The room went quiet. Everyone turned to her.

She waved her hands. “It’s not like that! My mom is a really good painter, and when I told her you could see me, she offered to draw me based on your description. My p...

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MHA45- Numba 1

When the last week of June rolled in, the class was experiencing a crisis. A lot of them had put off studying because of everything that had been happening. Now, midterms were creeping up fast, and they were all panicking.

Yaoyorozu, on the other hand, was going through an existential crisis for an entirely different reason. She sat at her desk, flipping through a textbook, scowling.

<...

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HP396- Four Down!

Harry sat in his room, his gaze shifting between the three objects on the desk in front of him—the Cup, the Diadem, and the Diary. With himself included, that made four Horcruxes.

Of course, all the souls had been absorbed, leaving the objects intact—except for the Diary, which had lost all function once the soul inside was gone. The Cup and the Diadem, on the other hand, were still a...

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MHA44- Crusty As* Stalker

Hagakure and I stepped out. She let out a deep breath. “That went better than expected.”

“Yeah,” I said. “Now I just have to deal with the class not shutting up about it.”

She groaned. “Oh god, they’re gonna be insufferable, aren’t they?”

“Absolutely.”

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M112- A Feast from the Multiverse

Svartalfheim was less inviting—dark, cramped, and dripping with malice. They didn’t linger, Loki warning them that the Dark Elves wouldn’t appreciate unannounced visitors. Diego grumbled about how it felt like walking through a goth kid’s fever dream, and Sofia nearly set fire to a twisted root just to see if it would scream.

Nidavellir was a welcome change—hot, loud, and filled...

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HP395- Flamel Château

The next morning, Harry packed light, bringing only what he needed. Petunia, Misty, Hedwig, and Crookshanks were coming with him—he wasn’t leaving them alone, not with the way things were. The world had already gone mad with Voldemort’s return, and until he figured out his next move, it was better to keep them close.

Flamel Château was nestled deep in the French countryside. Unlike...

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MHA43- I See Nude People!

Aizawa, who had somehow endured all of this without leaving the room, finally spoke. “Are you done?”

I nodded. “Yeah, we’re good.”

“Great. Moving on.”

He outlined the details of the training camp, mostly the logistics—departure times, equipment, and the usual disclaimers about not dying. People asked a few more questions, but the general vibe was clear. We were...

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MHA42- Art of Nude

As we headed back to the lockers, everyone was talking about the training exercise. Bakugo was still fuming. Sero and Kaminari kept nudging him, making side comments, and Todoroki had said just enough to piss him off without actually trying. I tuned most of it out, stretching my arms as we walked.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mineta.

He was standing suspiciously close to...

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MHA41- Totally Worth It

I rejoined the group as All Might finished explaining. “The distress signal will start in five minutes! Each team must navigate Ground Gamma and find me! No quirk restrictions, but do not cause unnecessary damage! Understood?”

Everyone nodded.

Bakugo scoffed. “Tch. I do not need five minutes.”

“Then go run into a wall now and save us the trouble,” ...

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M111- Giants!

Maria tilted her head back, looking at the glowing veins of magic running through the Vanaheim sky. "You think Meruem’s strong enough to take on Angels eventually?"

Nero chuckled as they reached the edge of a lake and sat. The water was calm, reflecting the sky like a polished mirror. He stretched his legs out, resting his weight on his hands. “You’re forgetting Meruem’s greatest ...

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HP394- End of the Year!

The end of the year was quieter than usual. There was no excitement about the House Cup, no last-minute bets on which house would take the lead. Even Slytherin’s green banners draping the Great Hall didn’t spark much reaction, not from the usual smug winners or the grumbling losers. The tournament had overshadowed everything.

A Death Eater had walked among them for an entire year. A d...

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MHA40- Press Conference

An hour later, I stood behind the podium with Nezu beside me and Aizawa slightly off to the side. The room was packed with reporters, cameras flashing.

My phone buzzed.

Checking the screen, I saw it was a message from Mirko.

Attached was a meme.

It was an image of a rabbit standing on its hind legs with a steel bat photoshopped into its paws. The caption?

"Ryuu whe...

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MHA39- Public Enemy

I pulled out my phone, scrolling through the news. Still the same clips of me beating Stain’s ideology out of his skull.

[UNKNOWN HERO MIDORIYA, WILD CARD—IS HE U.A.'S STRONGEST FIRST YEAR?]

[THE RISING STAR WHO DEFEATED STAIN: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW]

[IS HE A HERO OR A MENACE? PUBLIC OPINION DIVIDED]

I snorted. "Public opinion is dumb."

Mom called from the kitc...

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MHA38- Leaked!

The ramen finally arrived, steam rising from the bowls. We picked up our chopsticks, and Mirko shot me a look.

"Eat fast. If Ryukyu finds out we dipped, she’s gonna drag us back."

I shuddered. "Mama Dragon is scary."

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MHA37- World's Full of Weirdos

The next morning, Izuku, Todoroki, and Iida showed up to see me. Izuku came with Gran Torino, looking nervous like he was about to get scolded. Todoroki had Endeavor trailing behind him, arms crossed like he was here to investigate a murder. Iida was visibly pissed. Probably because he did not get to fight Stain.

‘Did I steal his character growth?’ I thought. ‘Nah, probably nothing....

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HP393- Chaos

When Harry reached his dorm, he shut the door behind him and let out a sharp breath. "Shit." He raked a hand through his hair, scowling at the floor. "Got complacent again."

He had accounted for Voldemort's ability to sense his presence—at least in theory—but standing in that graveyard had been a reminder of how easily things could spiral. The Invisibility Cloak had always been reliab...

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M110- Vanaheim

Donald pulled the gang and Loki toward the Bifrost, clapping his hands together. "How about we journey to other realms a bit? We deserve a vacation."

Diego stretched his arms behind his head. "You mean we deserve a vacation from our vacation?"

Sofia adjusted her armor straps. "We just drank half of Asgard dry, and your idea of relaxing is plane-hopping through cosmic death traps?" View Post

MHA36- Famous or Infamous

I walked off from the chaos, leaving the scene behind.

The sirens got louder. More heroes started showing up. Some of them finally moved, stepping toward us cautiously.

Stain did not resist. Did not try to move.

The camera followed me. The heroes watched me leave.

They had no idea who the fuck I was. If they knew I was just an intern, they would beat the shit out of me, ...

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MHA35- Blondie Vigilante

I purchased another Basic Face Changer Mask for 200 Points in the System Shop after helping two heroes Stain took down before and sprinted toward the center of the chaos. Nomu had already turned the streets into a warzone. If my vigilante identity, Bastard Hero, and I showed up at the same time, someone would start asking questions. Time to change things up.

I pulled out the mask and acti...

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M109- Asgard... Again!

The Bifrost deposited them in the grand halls of Asgard, golden and imposing as ever.

Anthony dusted nonexistent sand off his arm. “Every time we do this, I feel like Heimdall’s aiming to drop us a little harder just for fun.”

Sofia adjusted her sunglasses. “You probably deserve it.”

Loki stepped ahead, arms spread as he walked like he owned the place. “Welcome, mo...

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HP392- Proof!

As Harry stepped out into the open, the roar of the crowd hit him. The stands were packed, students and visitors leaning forward eagerly. The moment they spotted him holding the Cup, the noise swelled—cheers, applause, shouting.

Bagman, standing near the judges’ area, raised his wand to amplify his voice. "Ladies and gentlemen! We have our champion—Harry Potter!"

The crowd eru...

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MHA34- Stain?

The next couple of days went by without major problems. Patrols, reports, training, simulation drills—same cycle, different day. I still wasn’t allowed to hit a single villain, which was torture.

Ryukyu made me handle most of the paperwork, probably as punishment for existing. Mirko made sure I never got comfortable, throwing random tests my way just to see if I was paying attention. ...

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MHA33- Time to Bullsh*t

Ryukyu checked her watch. "We’re taking a break. Then we move to the next phase."

I leaned against the wall. "Which is?"

"Decision-making."

Mirko stretched her arms. "Alright, time to see if you’ve got more than just fast feet and a big mouth."

Ryukyu set down her tablet. "We’ll be running scenario drills. You’ll be given different situations, and we’ll see how...

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🚨 Chapter 21 Flagged – Read It on Discord! 🚨

Hey everyone,

So, funny story—Patreon took one look at Ryuu’s absolutely unhinged dialogue in Chapter 21 and said, "Yeah, no." Apparently, my boy running his poisonous mouth violated content guidelines, and the chapter has been flagged. 💀

Unfortunately, that means I can't post it here. I edited the chapter and ...

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MHA32- BOOORING!

We started walking, following Ryukyu through the streets. She spoke without looking back. “Since you don’t have any questions, let me make one thing clear. Under no circumstances are you allowed to fight villains or do any pro work.”

I side-eyed Mirko. “You hearing this?”

She grinned. “Oh yeah.”

Ryukyu kept going. “You’re just an intern. No hero license. That...

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