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Community Requested Story (April 2023)

The first community requested story! $2 Patrons can comment on this post to pitch their scenarios. Scenarios will be voted on in a poll that will be made next Monday. Only stories posted before next Monday will be considered. 

Approach this like you are purchasing a $15 commission and follow the commission guidelines in your comment 2023-04-03 16:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Flushing Judy Hopps

"Excuse me, excuse me! Sorry!"

Police academy cadet Judy Hopps was trying very hard not to run through the halls, but her panic was still coming out as a bouncy, wide-eyed jog. Her hands hovered behind her, desperate not to grab at her butt to help hold in the itching, hard pressure threatening to poke through her asshole and mess her pants.

Judy turned the corner and almost ran dir...

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Which Story Should I Start Next? 3/20/23

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C. C. News Roundup 3/20/23

Thanks to everyone for contributing to the Patreon! We've reached our first goal for patron requested stories! I'll open a post with more information in April for $2 patrons to suggest story ideas. A poll will then go out on the second week of April for all patrons to vote on which idea I write.

As for this week, the Judy Hopps story will go up soon, and a new poll will be up as well for ...

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Street Fighter: Stripped on the Beach

Yun skateboarded down the beach. Sweat glistened off his toned back. He leaned into his board, the wind whooshing in his ears, and expertly turned a tight corner of the sidewalk. He was wearing his baseball cap and a pair of white swim trunks with black accents that fluttered in the air.

“Ooh, would you look at those moves!” a voice giggled.

Yun skidded his skateboard to a stop ...

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Unclogging your Roommate

"Uouhhhh...." Gina grunted. She held her stomach and doubled over and squeezed.  Her suspended ass inside the toilet bowl twitched and stretched. Her asshole pushed outward and dilated. A single trickle of pee sputtered out of her spread pussy, but nothing else moved.

Gina bounced on the toilet seat, desperately trying to shake the poo out of her ass. Increasing desperation and disco...

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The Wedgiesaurus Destroys AJ's Ass

“It’s some sort of monster!” the woman screamed.

Crowds of people ran away from the twelve-foot-tall monster walking through the city streets. It looked vaguely like a human, but with monstrous details. Its jaw was filled with sharp teeth and a tail stuck out of its pants. It was also wearing clothes: a backwards baseball cap and a sweater tied around his waist. It looked like a cro...

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Prue's Extremely Shitty Day [Commissioned Alternate Ending]

[Comm] Prue's Extremely Shitty Day by CrazyColumbina on DeviantArt

“OH MY GOD! Look away!”

The older woman covered her daughter’s eyes as the bottomless Prue streaked past them, both hands cover her pussy but her disgusting, gurgling, shit-covered li...

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Which story should I start on next? February 2/20/23


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Skinny-Dipping with Piranhas

Abigail waded into the pond. The water enveloped her, reaching out and swallowing the arching curves of her calves and then her thighs. Barely 5'2", she didn't have far to go before the water was reaching up and the bottom edges of her jiggling bubble butt. Her hands covered her boobs, her short fingers barely able to cup them in hands; the squishy waves of flesh pressed up and into each other...

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Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 4

The growlithe wriggled on the floor. It’s mouth and legs were wrapped up in gooey gray strands of spider silk. It’s trainer, a bank security guard, was similarly bound by his hands and mouth. His legs, though, were spread open, and a certain thief was looking down at the growing bulge between them with a hungry grin on her face.

“Oooh,” Annabelle purred, looking down at the securi...

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Update 2/10/22

No new early story this week because I'm working on private commissions and was sick last month, so I don't have the backlog I normally do. 

Instead of a new story, on the 17th I will be uploading this story to DeviantArt Sara's Constipation Predicament - CrazyColumbina - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]...

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Kat Chained and Exposed

Ca-Clink!
 Ally snapped handcuffs snapped into place. Kat was facing the giant oak tree with her arms on either side. The handcuffs attached to her wrists and from the handcuffs a long chain ran along the opposite side of the tree trunk. She was essentially hugging the tree, her back facing the paved rest of the park. She tugged on the chain. It was taut but not too uncomfortable.

<...

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Sister Angeline's Diarrhea Disaster

Sister Angeline stepped through the halls of the University of her Perpetual Annoyance. The students - all in uniform - stopped chattering near their lockers as she passed through the hall. Sister Angeline forced her lips to remain stoic, fighting back a smug grin over the power her presence had over them. She walked briskly, but also lightly. The swishing of her nun's habit made more noise th...

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Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 3 [Additional Scene]

The moon was a glowing white diamond over the pine trees. Their branches rustled as Cecelia climbed up the trees before settling on a broad branch Her Poliwhirl sat on a branch above her, and her Murkrow was perched next to her. Her Goomy was sitting in her lap, looking up at the sky with awe. The pine forest extended to the horizon, lit with the reflected light of the moon.

“Look!” C...

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Misato's Anal Accident

Misato Katsuragi was very drunk.

She hiccupped and took another swig from her beer bottle. It was empty. She glared at it and let it slip from her hand and onto the floor where it joined the other empty beer bottles, some laying on their side but most sitting upright. She adjusted her loose yellow top and peered out the window. A few stories below, a handful of salarymen were walking down...

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Edelgard's Public Spanking

Edelgard was led into the throne room. Her hands were shackled together, and she was flanked by two very tall guards who made her petite form look even smaller. Her eyes darted up to Rhea, who looked down on her from the dais with contempt. Edelgard glowered at her.

The taller, green-haired woman, dressed in her long white dress, stood up suddenly. She pointed to Edelgard, focusing the cr...

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Overwatch Girl Ass Inspection

“Owww…” Tracer whimpered.

Ashe, Mei, and D.Va tried not to stare at her. Tracer was squirming in place, unable to sit down, hands on her bare ass cheeks, whimpering, and biting her lip from the humiliating soreness radiating from her violated asshole. She was wearing only a hospital gown, but it shifted over her long legs, giving occasional flashes of her triangle of dark pubic hair...

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Trinity Meets the Wedgiesaurus

“YOW! OW! OWW! OW!”

Trinity yelped and screamed, each bouncing tug of her panties being yanked up and scraping against her sensitive crack forcing her to release another panicked and angry squeal.

“Bounce her, Antonio! Make her scream!” Jan instructed.

“Nooo!” Trinity pleaded, but Antonio, with a bright grin, tightened his grip and lifted her up off the floor with ...

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The Princess and Her Demon

The Demon Knight strode up the stairs. With each thunderous footfall, his massive dangling testicles swung and bobbed under his taut and muscular buttcheeks. His penis, cut and flaccid, hung between his legs. He was completely nude, and his body was a great red expansive of sweating, musky, rippling, supernaturally masculine flesh. He was seven feet tall and was made even larger by the long hor...

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Pokémon Ecchi Adventures, Part 2 [Alternate Ending]

PING PONG

Cecelia stepped into the card shop. It was a small building. It looked like a renovated pawn shop. She could smell the new carpet very clearly. A shelf of comic books and manga and cards ran along one wall, posters and collectables lined the other: signed jerseys, framed and mounted trading cards, signed pokéballs of all colors and designs.

Cecelia’s eyes were drawn to ...

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The Office is Her Toilet

Kathy ran into her office. Short and a little chubby, her boobs bounced in her blouse and her thick, jiggling ass and thighs rippled through her slacks. She runs past Stacy, her receptionist.

"Good morning Ms. Kathy," she said, handing Kathy a clipboard as she rushed past.

Kathy took the clipboard without breaking her stride. Her stomach gurgled and she grabbed at her belly.

"...

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Peter Parker's Beach Ballbusting

Cindy Moon, AKA the superhero Silk, rub suntan lotion down her arms. The sun beat down on her, bathing her bikini-clad body in its rays. Her gorgeous ass cheeks were almost completely exposed with the exception of the narrow line of swimsuit material embedded deep within each of her buns. Her swimsuit top was strapless, half in place with a tight knot behind her back. Silk moved her hair over h...

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Kat's Missing Panties

Kat’s sneakers danced across the tennis court. Sweat dripped down her forehead. She was wearing a t-shirt and a pair of old, worn yoga pants. She swung her racket and hit the ball back against the practice wall with a loud “WHAP.” The tennis ball bounced off the wall at a surprising angle. Kat ran after it, but it bounced off into the distance across the court.

Kat sighed and walked...

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Oni Femdom Revenge

Julien crept through the dark and musty caves. The bow and arrow on his back and his short sword shifted with each step. He was a tall man, handsome, striking, and surprisingly clean cut for a monster hunter. He and his partner Andrea were tasked by the nearby feudal lord to capture an oni that was seen in the area.

The cave tunnel opened into a large cavern. Julien sniffed. He smelled he...

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Charlie's Stinky Angels

A parody of Charlie's Angels (2000)

FFPPHRrrtTT

“Just call be angel of the morning... baby…:”

Dylan was stirred awake by the farting and the off-key singing. She sat up on the gently rocking bed and pulled the sheets around herself for modesty. Her make up and hair was in shambles. Her lipstick was streaked across her face like clown make up. She rolled over in the bed a...

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Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 1

The sun rose over the grassy fields and acres of corn. The warm glow seeped through Cecelia’s window and down onto her naked butt. She was only wearing a t-shirt and was sleeping on her face, her ass pointed to the sky. He peachy cheeks and wide hips glowed in the light. The thin, pink, delicate folds of her pussy glistened under her asshole. Lanky and tall, she hugged her pillow with her sle...

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Donald Duck Plucked and Stuffed: A Hotbuns Story

On Thanksgiving morning, squabbling, quaking screaming exploded from Donald and Daisy's rented cabin in the forest. The logs bounced and shook before - with a resounding "POW!"- Donald was kicked through the front Door. Stars rose up from his fat hiney, a red, web-footed footprint right in the middle. He skidded on his butt down the driveway, his face squinched up in a grimace, high pitched noi...

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Cheyenne's Jungle Wedgies

The helicopter careened through the sky, spiraling downward in tighter and tighter circles. Before it collided, Cheyenne leapt out of the cockpit. Her shoulder length slick black hair flapped in the wind and against her dark brown skin. Her hands searched her tank top and camouflage pants in a frantic dance, searching for a parachute that she wasn't wearing. 

"AAAiiiiiiiiHHHHHEEEEE...

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The Unluckiest Vampire

Warning: The following story features several extreme fetishes which are not present in my other stories, such as shit eating and castration. Please read at your own risk.

"Is that the house?"

"Yeah, the one with the green porch."

The rusted, battered 70's Mustang sat suspiciously by the side of the road in the clean, suburban neighborhood. The sun had set just an hour ago, an...

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