Unclogging your Roommate

"Uouhhhh...." Gina grunted. She held her stomach and doubled over and squeezed.  Her suspended ass inside the toilet bowl twitched and stretched. Her asshole pushed outward and dilated. A single trickle of pee sputtered out of her spread pussy, but nothing else moved.

Gina bounced on the toilet seat, desperately trying to shake the poo out of her ass. Increasing desperation and discomfort spread across her face. She sniffled. Her guts ached, spasming shuddering pain running all the way up her intestinal track. Her boobs bounced in her lime green bra, barely contained.

It was all she was wearing. Her clothes were on the floor by her bare feet, which moved over one another with little nervous movements. Her skinny little butt barely fit on top of the toilet bowl as she twitched and squirmed. Her dirty blond hair was tied back in a messy, haphazard bun.

"uhhllll..." Gina whimpered.

BAM

BAM

BAM

Gina jumped. A fist pounded on the bathroom door.

"GINA! Hurry up! I need to goooo!"

Outside the bathroom, Shaun danced in place. His boxer brief clad butt stuck out and his hands were at his crotch with an iron grip. Sweat stains had formed in his t-shirt, and he was biting his lip while his eyes were darting around with pure existential panic.

"GO IN THE SINK!" Gina shouted.

"It's full of dishes, and it was your turn to wash them!" Shaun shouted back, wiggling.

Gina shuddered. Her colon spasming with sudden stabbing pain.

"THEN PEE OUT THE WINDOW!"

"IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY! I'm not peeing out the window!"

Shaun's voice sounded muffled as he mushed his face into the doorframe and shouted into the tiny crease between it and the door. Gina's face turned red. She suddenly realized that Shaun was pressed right up to the door and could probably hearing every embarrassing grunt and moan.

Squinching her nose up with spite, she reached behind her and pulled the lever of the toilet bowl.

FLSSHHHHH

"AAHH!!" Shaun screamed as the sound of splashing water reached his ears. A short spurt of piss escaped into his shorts. His legs buckled, and with superhuman will he clenched off the pee stream before he created a massive puddle on the floor. His bladder ached with the heavy weight of all his fluid. He trembled with humiliation and pain.

On the toilet, Gina snickered, but immediately doubled over again from another stomach spasm and hugged her knees.

Eyes watering, mouth grumbling incoherently, Shaun grabbed at the doorknob and started to turn it.

Gina glared at the turning, clacking knob fighting against the locked door.

"DON'T YOU DARE COME IN HERE!" she shouted. "I just need a minute!"

Gina gripped her knees and squeezed again.

"UUURRRGGGGGG!" sweat dripped down her forehead and into her squinting eyes. Her face turned bright, burning red. She bounced on the toilet now, but harder, practically slamming her butt into the toilet seat, trying to shake the turd lodged up her butt lose with every ounce of her strength.

"URRR-URRGH-URRRHHHH!" she screamed with each soft smack of her ass and thighs hitting the seat.

Outside, Shaun took a moment from his pee-pee dance to arch an eyebrow with concern. "You’re not supposed to do that, you know. You can shit out your own colon if you push too hard."

Gina stopped pushing. She sat up, and her eyes widened. She wiped the sweat from her face.

"That’s not how it works."

"It totally is. I saw it on TV. You can prolapse all of your guts."

Gina touched her sensitive belly and then reached a hand lower, slipping her fingers over her vagina and asshole, just making sure everything was where it was supposed to be.

"WELL, what would you recommend!?"

Shaun leaned his forehead against the door. "My roommate in college had a method. But you need two people. Do you trust me?"

Gina stared at the door with suspicion, but concern for the safety of her ass and pelvic floor was taking root in her mind. Fuming with embarrassment, she reached over and unlocked the door with a button click. Then, she reached over and grabbed her shirt off the floor.

"Fine. Just let me put my shirt o-"

The door burst open, and Shaun filled the space in the tiny restroom. Gina was too stunned in that instant to do anything but stare in horrified shock while Shaun grabbed the back of her bra like a handle, using it to lift her off the toilet seat and onto the floor in front of it.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Gina yelled from her position on her hands and knees. She tried to stand up, but Shaun stepped over her, straddling her with his legs; he dropped his piss-stained shorts in the front, whipping out his dick over the bowl.

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

An angry, deafening hose of pee spilled and splashed from Shaun's dick and into the bowl.

"OOOHhhhhHHHH FUCKKHHHHhh....." Shaun moaned.

Curled up between Shaun's legs on the floor, Gina didn't dare move. If she so much as brushed against Shaun's legs, she knew that he could miss and drown her back in pee. She huddled up and seethed at the audacity of her roommate standing on top of her bottomless body, his dick out, trapping her under his piss. His dick out. Over her naked body. Her mind latched onto that detail, and her eyes lifted up without moving her head. His dick's exposed right on top of me, she thought. Just out there, shamelessly peeing. His guttural, orgasmic moaning. The absolute awareness of her naked back, her pussy between her curled up thighs, hovering over the linoleum, her boobs hanging down in her bra, her buttcheeks pointed downward because of her hunched form, but the crescents of her cheeks no doubt visible to him as he stared down into the bowl. Her brain was a spider's nest of sparking, embarrassed arousal, and her nipples and pussy awakened. She squirmed. She needed to get to her own room, but the sudden ache of the shifting continents of shit inside her rear reminded her of her urge and she whimpered.

PSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss

The thunderous torrent of pee slowed and stopped. Shaun sighed.

"...i fucking hate you..." Gina muttered.

Shaun looked down, realizing the naked, huddled Gina for the first time. He shoved his dick back into his shorts, feeling it stiffen in his fingertips.

"Oh, sorry about that..." he said, sheepishly.

"you son of a- OUhhnngggrrr" Gina's curse was interrupted by her stomach spasming again and she tightened up on the floor in a twitching, groaning heap.

"Oh shit, you really are clogged up," Shaun said. "But don't worry, we’ll fix that in just a second."

Shaun picked up the toilet plunger. Gina stared at him with growing suspicion and fear.

"The hell do you think you're going to do with THAT!?" she shouted. She started to scramble off the floor on her hands and knees. In the process, she stuck her butt right up in the air, mooning Shaun completely, her cheeks and wet pussy and all of her holes pointed right up at him. Shaun's dick was immediately tenting the front of his pants. He tried to ignore it and slammed the rubber plunger over Gina's pert little butt.

"AIIEE!" Gina shrieked. She stared behind her at the rubber stretched over her asscrack. The handle of the plunger stuck straight up like a wooden antenna.

"y-YOU can't be fucking serious!?" she gasped.

Shaun took hold of the handle. He lifted tugged on it, stretching the plunger.

"It worked for my buddy. It made a hell of a mess though, so tell me if you start to feel something shifting."

"WAIT!-"

SLORRPP

SLORRPP

SLORRPP

Shaun started pumping; he moved the handle up and down, pushing against Gina's butt like he was trying to unclog a toilet. The pumping plunger made rubbery suction cup noises as it stretched and distorted over Gina's cheeks.

"ohhh...." Gina gasped. Her eyes crossed, trying to process the sensation happening to her ass. With each pump, Gina felt the air and pressure forced into and then out her asshole. The surrounding walls were pushed and warped and distorted by the shifting shape of the rubber plunger around the center of her cheeks. Her pussy beneath the plunger was dripping violently with impossible wetness. The rhythmic pumping shook her pelvic floor with rhythmic vibrations, and the bottom edge of the stretching plunger was rubbing against and into her pussy lips and vagina with each downward pump, coaxing her, pleasuring her with the soft yet firm rubber edge.

SLORRPP

SLORRPP

"Is it working?" Shaun asked. He squinted, trying to avoid looking at the sopping wet lips of his roommate's pussy, her naked legs, her upside-down belly.

"nooOoo..." Gina said. Her mind was breaking. She could barely process the insane, rubbery, vacuum massage happening to the entirety and inside of her behind.

Shaun frowned and grabbed the handle with both hands. He started pumping even faster, a plumber fighting the most horrific toilet clog.

SLORP-SLORP-SLORP-SLORP

SLORP-SLORP-SLORP-SLORP

Gina grit her teeth. Her hands formed claws that gripped at the linoleum.

She could barely stand the pressure, the tugging, the air forced up and out of her asshole, tickling her insides, loosening her backed up turd lodged up into her bowels. Her guts seemed to burn and gurgle with fury. They were awakened by the plunger pumping and warping her fleshy pipes and were suddenly trying to evacuate everything, all at once.

"ss--StAaHHP!" Gina shrieked, but it was too late.

SSSBBBBLLPPPRRRAALLPPP-POP

Waves of farting shit exploded out of her upward pointed ass, forcing the plunger off her cheeks with a POP. The blackish brown geyser of tar-like shit splattered against, the toilet, the back wall, and the stunned Shaun directly in his face and chest. The smell was immediately horrific, pounds of shit rotting in Gina's guts for who knows how long, a burning and undead sewage stench that filled the entire tiny restroom.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Shaun screamed, an almost sob.

"OO-OOOHHH!!" Gina screamed like an opera singer, losing herself in the relief and the humiliation and the sloppy friction of the pent-up shit exiting through her walls.

SPPLLATTTCHHSSPPLRRTTTTTSSSS

Snaking, wriggling, gurgling turds shot out of Gina's widening asshole, bludgeoning through and hitting the back wall like raw spaghetti noodles from hell.

"EEEEE!" Shaun screamed. He covered his body with his hands, but there was nowhere to run in the tiny restroom, no place to escape getting covered with vile shit.

"OUGHHHH!!" Gina lifted her ass higher into the air, flexing her long naked legs and, spraying burning, spicy, liquid shit like a fire hydrant, a spray that reached the ceiling, droplets falling down on every surface like rain. At the same time, she came. Wriggling hips in twisting motions, rubbing her pussy against the air, she squirted onto the linoleum. Her body shuddered and shook and spasmed and her eyes rolled back, all possible fluids exiting her at once.

SSPLLLLLSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shaun stared in absolute horror at Gina's upward pointing, sputtering asshole, pure liquid hell rising straight up from it like a fountain. His dick was impossibly hard in his pants, harder than it had ever been, he recognized with a sinking feeling in his soul. The stream of shit slowly lessened to a trickle, and Gina lowered herself back onto the floor with wobbling knees. She curled into a little face down post-orgasm ball of embarrassment on the floor. A beetle of humiliation.

FRRTTTT

Her ass farted and one final spurt decorated the floor.

Shaun stood up. He stepped over the Gina-ball and grabbed a towel from near the sink. He folded it over to the side that wasn't bathed in shit. Feces dripped and slopped of the ceiling and wall with slow, sticky deliberation. He wiped as much shit as possible from his face, eyes still on Gina.

"Jesus Christ, girl. You need to watch what you eat."

"shut the fuck up," Gina muttered. Her voice was muffled, her face pressed against the floor in utter shame.