Patty had matched with a handsome Portuguese man named Alberto from Tinder. They had gone back and forth a bit picking out a good place to eat. She liked how he was brimming with ideas and didn’t seem like the type to sit back and let her do all the thinking. On days when work tired her out, she needed someone to take the initiative.
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2025-04-25 03:15:04 +0000 UTC View PostPatty looked around as she stepped on the porch of the quaint old store that was squeezed between an art gallery and a candle store. Hopetown was popular for its downtown full of interesting and…eclectic shops. They had fortune tellers, creeper galleries, old bookshops, and even porn shops out in the open. But the one interesting shop that often went unnoticed was “Masha’s Magick.” Usua...
2025-04-25 02:53:17 +0000 UTC View PostI'm curious and wanted to throw this question out there. Overall, do you feel like things could get to the point faster with the burps and farts and other fetish scenes? Just the right pace? Or have my stories been too much of a slow burn for you? While this poll is asking about my writing overall, feel free to leave comments about any critiques of specific stories that stick out in your mind a...
2025-04-08 18:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe tournament ended with Joe beating Jacob. Overall, their growing rivalry was more or less equal at that point. Joe blushed when Amanda was the loudest person in the room rooting for him. She took notice that few people matched her energy so she toned it down and laughed awkwardly, resorting to clapping.
The Gaming Club dismissed for the week. The excitement wore down in Joe as he wound...
2025-04-08 03:47:01 +0000 UTC View PostJoe made sure to go to bed before Luke came back from the party. He knew he was being a coward but he wanted to avoid any uncomfortable conversations with him about Amanda. Then again, Luke could have been too drunk to remember. That would have been the perfect outcome to all of this.
When Joe did wake up, he found th...
2025-04-04 01:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostJoe made sure to go to bed before Luke came back from the party. He knew he was being a coward but he wanted to avoid any uncomfortable conversations with him about Amanda. Then again, Luke could have been too drunk to remember. That would have been the perfect outcome to all of this.
When Joe did wake up, he found th...
2025-04-02 02:05:38 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! I know I'm late with stuff. Ever since I got sick back in February I lost the rhythm, but trust me when I say I'm working on stuff. There's a lot on my backlog and since this is the last year of my patreon I figured I'll just mark the titles with "commission". Month doesn't really matter anymore. Anyway. This one will be a slow burn of a story. I'll also be juggling stories. ...
2025-03-15 20:37:59 +0000 UTC View PostQuick update. I was sick for a while there but I've fully recovered now. Expect more posts this week!
2025-02-23 19:13:49 +0000 UTC View PostIt took almost a month, but Margo was 90% sure she had caught the attention of the “mad gasser”. Margo at first was not prepared for the amount of direct messages with other men who flocked to her. Like most things, the fart fetish community was a male-dominated field. She got a lot of soulless “heys” and “hellos” from men wanting to jerk off a quick one talking to a woman who was i...
2025-02-07 04:35:33 +0000 UTC View PostMargo had been to only two libraries before realizing this was getting tedious and probably not going to work. People often thought finding someone in security camera footage was an easy thing. It wasn’t. If you don’t have a specific date to go off of, you had to sit there and stare at the screen for hours. Generative AI was still in its infancy trying to match faces. Maybe the FBI had bett...
2025-02-07 03:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostTisha Reems took about a week to fully recover from her bloated state. Despite this, she clearly suffered from random explosive bouts of flatulence – far louder than normal. This proved to be quite awkward during the interview.
Margo interviewed her with Harry at her house. They figured talking to her in a safe, com...
2025-01-31 07:57:23 +0000 UTC View PostNever in her twenty years working on the force did Detective Margo Layne see something this weird. It was not grotesque, it was not bloody, it was not even murder. Just plain fucking weird.
The victim, thirty-two-year-old Tisha Reems, laid sprawled on the hotel bed with her ankles and wrists tied to the bedposts. She ...
2025-01-31 07:50:53 +0000 UTC View PostI will be starting January commissions this week. If I liked your comment that means I'm doing it. If you posted multiple ideas, I will be messaging you about which one. I'm doing a couple private commissions too.
Comment below what you want to see for February 2025!
Hey all,
Quick notice. I edited the tiers. Since everyone will be able to submit writing requests each month for 2025, Discord access has been bumped to exclusively the $3 and $5 tiers. This will NOT AFFECT anyone who joined already in the old tier system. I will not kick anyone out who had already joined before. But from here on out, only $3 and $5 tiers get you in the Discord server. ...
(Like the last original story, I consider this a demo run. I have in mind a set of stories taking place in the same workplace over the course of several years following different characters coming and going until the place shuts down. So I know a lot of this feels rushed. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, and as a forewarning this chapter has lots of sex in it.)
The party had taken ...
2025-01-15 07:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe community fridge upstairs was so stuffed with food that Zach almost wasn’t able to fit the three 2L bottles of Coke he bought. It wasn’t until he angled a vegetable tray sideways that he was able to finally fit everything.
He sighed as he walked towards his cubicle within the maze. The party wasn’t going to ...
2025-01-15 06:57:33 +0000 UTC View PostWith three days to go until the party, Zach made sure he looked and felt good about himself. He upped his time at the gym and cut back on sugars (they tended to swell up his face). He was on the lookout during lunchtime for Jeanine again. He typically read during eating, whether it be manga or sci-fi/fantasy.
His hear...
2025-01-14 06:40:50 +0000 UTC View Post(Unimaginative title, I know. Whatever. Works for now. Read on.)
Office Christmas parties could either be the bane of one’s existence or a completely wild and fun time. Zach Harbor had only experienced the former. At his old job, a private chemistry lab, the annual Christmas party consisted of some 20 people in their 60’s gathering at the common area and eating chips and che...
All right folks...
So I decided that I will be ending this patreon by the end of June 2025.
For these final months, I will be allowing everyone to be able to submit requests regardless of their tiers.
BUT ALSO - I will be choosing MULTIPLE stories per month.
You read that right.
That will give you more chances to be chosen.
S...
I started to think I overstayed my welcome. Chris was not happy at all. We hung out in the basement for the rest of that hour. With the editing done and the video ready for our presentation, there wasn’t anything to do except hang out. Chris though returned to his computer to log onto play Counter Strike and ignored me.
My hormones raged though, pushing me to do anything to be aro...
2025-01-10 02:49:25 +0000 UTC View PostWe filmed our skit in one go. Chris ordered pizza for us for dinner, and I had hoped we would eat with Janet as a family but apparently, she and her husband had already eaten dinner earlier, which struck me as odd. More on that later. I was too distracted with my first meeting with her to read into their family dynamics.
Later that week, I returned to Chris’s house to oversee the editin...
2025-01-10 01:21:18 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know if you’ve ever seen the movie The Matrix Reloaded but there’s this one scene where Neo is fighting the Merovingian’s henchmen in a fancy mansion. It’s all white with tile flooring and there are two large staircases leading to the second floor. Everything is ornate and there are a ...
2025-01-10 01:19:41 +0000 UTC View PostThe final room began with darkness…much like the first. Yor wondered what could possibly be waiting for them this time, and she gripped Loid’s arm wondering if something would scare her.
Slowly, the lights lit up the room, though not brilliantly. The lighting was kept at a warm dim, enough to see the walls and a glass case in the center. The appearance of the room was like that of a m...
2025-01-08 07:29:13 +0000 UTC View PostLoid checked his watch. “25 minutes left to beat the record. Think we can do it?”
Yor honestly wanted to pass out in shame. She was so deep in thoughts of failure that she hadn’t been paying attention to what kind of room they were in.
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2025-01-08 07:26:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe next room had a giant bank vault door standing before them. At the center of the door was a large combination lock with numbers ranging from 1 to 99. Loid seemed amused by this puzzle and put on his gloves. He went up to the lock and pressed his ear against the door, but then grimaced and tapped it.
“It’s not ...
2025-01-07 05:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe next room did appear homey. It had been set up to look like an old timey office with real wood furniture, a desk with many drawers, a fireplace (also real, to their surprise) with a mantle, a deer’s head above the mantle, a coat rack, a large bookshelf, and a bar with empty bottles.
Loid was already thinking sit...
2025-01-05 03:37:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe building looked a little creepy stuck between two bustling stores. Yor Forger wasn’t sure at first if this was the right address, but Loid confirmed it was.
“65 Tiller Street. This is the one.”
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2025-01-05 03:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostJenny gussied up in front of the bathroom mirror. She had put on eyeliner and panicked slowly over which hairstyle looked best on her. Ponytail? Half-up-half-down? All down? She hadn’t worried about her appearance in a very long time, so this feeling felt alien to her. She technically hadn’t even gone out with anyone before, given the whole lesbian thing. The early 2000’s wasn’t so far ...
2025-01-04 07:42:55 +0000 UTC View PostThis was the strangest bet Jenny had ever made, and that was saying something. Back in college there were bets to take off each other’s clothes, sit on each other’s faces, run around the dorm naked without getting caught. But like she already knew, fans were a weird bunch. Like a true feminist, she should know that women could be weird fans too. There was that one woman who stalked Keanu Re...
2025-01-04 07:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostMinor edit: In the first chapter, I rewrote it so that Jenny didn't eat yet and instead burped on command to push away those two annoying fans. So this chapter starts with her first dish.
The woman’s name was Elaine Hale. As expected, she was indeed from New York City. Jenny sometimes felt like her years of playing poker sharpened her observational skills in daily life. ...