The Gregory Brothers

The Final Tally: 53 minutes.

Starting next Friday, August 15th, Andrew will bongo board for 53 minutes consecutively, or until he dies. We'll update with details of the livestream, BUT in the meantime we are going to throw in the bonus that anyone who ups their pledge between now and then will tack on another minute of punishment for Andrew!

Holy Crap / Please help us murder Andrew's calves

Welp, Andrew is re-thinking a lot of his life choices today. As you may recall, he recently pledged that he would stand on a balance board for 1 minute for every Patron we get this July, & ever current Patron who raises their pledge. It looked like it was gonna be pretty miserable for him already...and then last night TRUMP vs RAMP went viral on twitter and...we got another 20 Patrons in ju...

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. STEMS.

untold number of uses for this banger. 

-Evan G

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. INSTRUMENTAL.

Backing. Track. For. All. Your. Hard. Raps. 

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Song. 

The Speedwalker

Here's the track from Andrew's #FrontTheFlyers!

Ruin Andrew's Life

Promo time. 

The long-and-short: for everyone who joins our Patreon and becomes a Schmosketeer (or, by technicality, increases their existing pledge), Andrew must stay balanced on a bongo board for one consecutive minute. 

Andrew's attempts will be documented by livestream in August. If we get much over 20 entrants....this could be a long, long stream. Please spread the wo...

Song - THE RAMP - Trump vs Ramp

SONG OF THE SUMMER, I'LL GO AHEAD AND SAY IT

ALSO RAMP OF THE SUMMER

-Evan G

Instrumental - Trump vs Ramp

Make up your own song with this instrumental. It's a ramp! (my new word for bop)

-Evan G

Stems - Trump vs Ramp

Feast your ears on these ramps!! (my new word for stems)

-Evan G

May Livestream via Zoom - tomorrow at 12 Eastern!

Hi Everyone! tomorrow is our May Livestream, and it's open to ALL patrons since most folks are still sequestered right now. 

At Robert's suggestion, it will be an honorary celebration of the 40th anniversary of Return of the Jedi, so get ready for the background music to be "Tosche Station".

Hope to see you then! <3 andrew

Tosche Station - Stems

AT LONG LAST! The stems to Tosche Station! I had to compress to a format that would attach to patreon since the full res were 286 MB per stem. Also––these are the stems to the extended version with 6 extra verses from The Mandalorian and the sequel trilogy (shuffle mode). 

Thanks for your patience if you've been eagerly awaiting this to use in your Star Wars DJ set or your own To...

Have You Ever Had A Dream - Instrumental Stems

Here are the broken down stems so you can add elements to your tracks––or even re-remix the whole shebang! (maybe there's just one re, though––a remix, if we're being technical.)

Hope everyone's having lots of weird dream in which they fly on dragons and go to concerts! Have a GREAT DAY & a GREAT LIFE ❤️

-Michael

Have You Ever Had A Dream - Instrumental

Already looking forward to re-using this instrumental 1 billion times in other videos––and now you can, too!

Shoutout to Aaron Beaumont for writing some beautiful strings and to Ms. Goodykoontz for the piano lessons and getting us hyped up on Bach's inventions so we could co-write the instrumental breakdown ❤️

Have You Ever Had A Dream - song download

Here's a download for Have You Ever Had A Dream! Perfect for all your raging dance parties––or during the lockdown, for all your raging zoom dance parties. We can all listen to this track while we dream of post-pandemic times and, you know, going places and stuff. 

Hope you all had a fantastic Mother's Day and that you're about to launch into a FANTASTIC LIFE ❤️

-Michae...

Have You Ever Had A Dream - Full Song

People voted on their favorite Lost Meme from our last video across platforms and this one ended up winning by a decent margin––so we bring you Have You Ever Had A Dream: The Song!

We added a longer instrumental section than usual because...what can we say, the beat slapped and we were inspired to have a dream. Aaron Beaumont, our co-producer on a lot of tracks wrote some tasty string...

An excerpt from our Patron Zoom Hangout!

For our monthly "livestream" this month we opted for a zoom hangout. Because we all live in Zoom now. Here is a 30 minute ish chunk of that hangout for all to enjoy -- we basically did not do anything resembling our normal Q&A about schmoyoho videos.... instead it was a total free-for-all, including a puppet show by Chris, Clayton showing off his emu chicks, and all sorts of other conversat...

Open to all! Our "April" "livestream" (May 1, zoom hangout) -- come join!

Hi! We're all still stuck inside! Unless you're an essential worker, in which case, God bless you.  

Our monthly live gathering will be, instead of our usual performance / Q&A over youtube, be a Zoom meeting so we can all chat and meet each other and really double down on this whole living-our-entire-lives-via-zoom thing! What's not to love??

Open to all patron tiers this m...

The Lost Memes - Stems

These stems are some of the tasiest in recent memory, the synth bass and guitar/strings will get you far if you want to repurpose. And if you want to remix the vocals, let us know what Art® you end up creating––getting these singers together feels like one of those All-Star episodes of Jeopardy.

-MG

The Lost Memes - Instrumental Track

Maybe you want to do an Instagram Live DJ dance set and you don't need all those distracting "vocals" in all those "songs." If so, this is the perfect track for you––120 BPM, good for getting pelvises thrusting and feet tapping. Key of Gm / Bbmaj.

The Lost Memes - Song Download

Here's the track download for The Lost Memes! Key of G minor or Bb major for anyone hoping to play along.  We're pollling people on the community tab to see who's the Best Unintentional Singer and so far O'Reilly and Red Shirt Child are nearly tied.

-MG

Songify The Lost Memes!

Schmos of the world! We collected some of the most-requested memes in our inbox that we never had the chance to songify, and blended them into a Meme Choir. Even though their pixels may be few, it didn't hinder their melodies from soaring into a dance-y track.

The oldest meme of the collection is the "DO IT LIVE" meltdown (it went viral in 2008––the footage was captured in the 90s). T...

So-called March patron livestream

Guys, what with all the societal shenanigans going on, we have not done a stream for March.  What if, since we all live there now, we had a meeting in Zoom? Imma start one right now just to see how it works. Come hang with me while I eat a bowl of canned soup. 

-Evan G

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Instrumental Download - Once Again (YouTube Schmowind 2020)

Here's the instrumental track for Once Again, may it keep you chilled out with its laid back tempo and CRUSH any bad vibes before they even think about entering your mind 

Track download - Once Again (YouTube Schmowind 2020)

here's the track download so you can listen to Bernie Sanders & Joe Exotic while you're tuning out your siblings / roommates / significant others in your self-isolated state, or blasting it out your car on the way to work if you're job is still on!

stay safe, schmos! 💖

Rewind 2020, but it's 8 months early because we want to skip to 2021

HELLO FROM QUARANTINE––we hope all you schmos are staying safe and hygienic, and we clap from our window to all the essential worker schmos who are making everything possible! 💖

We all wanna hit fast forward to vaccine time, so we thought maybe if we rewound the memes now it'll cause a ripple in time and shock us forward. Let us know if this works. Track and instrumental dropping s...

WINNING - the stems

QUARANTINE SPECIAL - listlessly going through old crap...found this ancient dusty Logic session for Winning - A Song By Charlie Sheen! 

Enjoy! The guitar still shreds! And for some reason, there's no bass on this song! 

and thanks to patron spezwinslot for the prompt for this little archaeological expedition. 

-Evan G, isolatedly 

UH OH - Stems for It's A Bug It's A Flu It's A Virus, Memevid-19

Here be the stems for all you DJs who would like to remix a song with the lyrics "go wash your penis". 

Lofi Remix Album - free for all socially distanced patrons

As a tiny, miniscule way to easy the plight of everyone around the world in isolation, we went back through our whole library of tracks and made this album of chill remixes in the "lofi" aka low-fidelity hip hop style. Very relaxing and great for a. washing your hands b. cleaning up your kids' homeschool junk pile c. staring at the wall d. disinfecting doorknobs e. long soak in the tub f. I don...

Discord is OPEN during Quarantine!

Hi Everyone – 

we are extremely quarantined here in NYC right now. It's best practice regardless, but as you may or may not know depending on how on instagram you are, my wife is currently doing chemo, so really needs to stay isolated. ANYWAY we know a lot of you are in the same boat. THUS we are opening our Discord server to ALL PATRONS! Click the link, join the server,...