The Gregory Brothers

Uh-Oh (Gee, There's A Virus) Instrumental

Here's the COVID-19 instrumental for all your vibe needs. It's got that mid-tempo feel that's somewhat calming but not TOO calming. Just vibing. 📾

Uh-Oh (Gee, There's A Virus) - song download

Here's the song download! Williamson has one of the best unintentional singing voices of recent memory, so we were lucky to make this hook after she dropped out of the POTUS race 🎙️

Uh-Oh (Gee, There's A Virus) - Songify Special Edition

To all our fellow Schmos / Schmosketeers, stay safe out there if you're in an area affected by COVID-19!! You can find info on cdc.gov or who.int. In the meantime, as is our duty, we songified the Public Mergency announcement along with Marianne Williamson's virus meditation to bring the most improbably duet of the year to life 2020-03-14 19:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post

"February" livestream today (which is a day in March) 4:00pm Eastern

We were having so much fun having an extra day in Feb this year that we used the extra day to have a live show in NYC. And left our monthly stream til this week. Which I think is actually good because now our latest video (and masterpiece if I do say so myself), Hairy Legs, is out! So we can tell all about it in the stream!  

Behind-the-scenes tidbits, gossipy dirt about Joe Biden, i...

Hairy Legs - Stems 2

just realized that the last stems post didn't upload all the files, so here are the rest! 

whew, that was a close one....leaving out the strings would've had disastrous consequences for the future of this world. yeah, that's right, I have a Master's Degree in Butterfly Effect Theology

Hairy Legs - Stems

feel free to use these to create your own pop hit, followed by a 2020 tiktok dance craze, followed by world peace!

Hairy Legs - Instrumental

warning: this instrumental might not be good for studying, because your hips will keep shaking, messing up your typing/writing/reading stance.

BUT that means it's very effective for getting pumped and helping you achieve your dreams when you're building lego castles, doing road trips, and/or launching rockets into space from your secret base in the northern territories.

Hairy Legs - song download

Good news--this song has more Corn Pop material than the video (we abridged the song a good bit on /schmoyoho). This is the perfect track to take your dance party (or pool party) up a notch.

HAIRY LEGS - Songify 2020

Happy almost-Spring! We're excited to drop our first entry for Songify 2020, Hairy Legs.

Those of you who have watched Schmoyoho since the early days know that VP Biden was the Beyoncé of Auto-Tune / Songify the News. BUT he hasn't had a hook since his 2015 duet with Blondie, Naked Men. We've gotta say, this new track, elevated by a magical bassline, is probably in his top 3. 

LIVESTREAM

Hi Everyone! Here's the link to our January Patreon Livestream! see  you momentarily - <3 andrew

A livestream for all patrons!!! Wed Jan 29th, 1pm EST

Everyone's invited: this stream will be open to every patron! Because we're feeling the love! 

The monthly livestream – enigmatic, elusive – is a perk at the DJs Who Play Our Song (aka $10) level. But this month, in the spirit of the new year, the new decade, and the new installments of the Takeo Cinematic Universe (our new favorite phrase), we are opening the livestream to all t...

Stems - Rat Attack - for your musical pleasure

of all the vocal stems we've uploaded on Patreon, this one is a hall-of-famer. Enjoy, all you DJs, you producers, you remix artisans, but also all you casual listeners who just like to jam out to a soloed file called "SWEEPS & FX.aif"

<3

Evan G

Instrumental - Rat Attack (It's Whoop-Ass Time)

If you want the uplifting beat without the yodeling and rat squeaks, YOU'RE IN LUCK –– here's the instrumental for all your DJ sets and/or study music sessions.

-MG 

song download - Rat Attack (It's Whoop-Ass Time)

The fastest yodel in the TCU thus far, this was a delightful melody to write. I hope it brings you comfort in your time of need, when you can hum this melody and summon a tiny, hairy friend 💖

-MG

Rat Attack - The Yodel of Justice

The TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) continues with Rat Attack!! (HAPPY YEAR OF THE RAT 🐀🎉)

We shot this one right in our backyward, on the streets of New York City. Big thanks to everyone involved and to you guys for making pr...

And They All Learned Something New That Day

BONUS DOWNLOAD - as we're finalizing Rat Attack 🐀 for tomorrow, I found this credits song that applies to the end of any TV/film ending, so we bestow it unto you! Now you can end every day being, as this song proclaims, "wiser in specific ways"

See you soon for some rat magic!

Chicken Pig Attack - Stems

the Chicken Pig Attack Stems––but BE CAREFUL WITH THEM, being exposed to this isolated Takeo yodel may cause you to morph into something like a dragon or hedgehog 😱

Instrumental - Chicken Pig Attack

Here's the Chicken Pig Attack instrumental! Appropriate for any epic moments in your life, from your graduation to your wedding march to your commute soundtrack  🤛🐓🐖

Song Download - Chicken Pig Attack

Behold, the newest G. Bros / Takeo collaboration, Chicken Pig Attack (Cock on a Swine).

If you find yourself with this song stuck in your head, just explain to your boss/teacher (after she/he asks what you're singing), "oh, don't worry, i'm talking about chickens

Rat Attack next week!

Chicken Pig Attack - The Return of Takeo!!

as the year of the pig draws to a close, let's watch pig and chicken ninjas DEFEAT EVIL. 🤛🐓🐖

thanks again to all patrons for helping make videos like these possible!! let us know if you've got any TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) questions and in the meantime we'll be posting song files, etc. and some BTS eventually

Rat Attack next week!

CHICKEN ATTACK SEQUEL: TEASER

NOT EVEN TAKEO HAS SEEN THIS TEASER YET

Thanks for supporting us on Patreon. Here's a glimpse of our next video, Chicken Pig Attack, coming next week.

Evan G

The Gregory Bros

Mix Stems - Schmoyoho Decade Rewind

Like I mentioned on the instrumental post, these are mostly the same as I'm On Fire from MKBHD's Retro Tech (though structure was moved around and a bit of stuff added). The synth is very dance-ish for all your EDM needs.

HAPPY 2020, hope the first 2.5 days of your year have gone magnificently 💖

Instrumental - Schmoyoho Decade Rewind

Here's the instrumental! As you can hear if you saw our video / song with Marques Brownlee's show Retro Tech, we used the same instrumental as I'm On Fire since it was a nice pump-up feel––and very 2010s EDM fest-ish. We added some elements like the intro tender piano and a recurring clock to make people think about the inexorable march of time.

Have a GREAT INSTRUMENTAL-USAGE and a G...

song download - Schmoyoho Decade Rewind

Here's the song download for Schmoyoho Decade Rewind! (It'll also be up on spotify and other services within a few days for all your party playlist purposes.)

We 💖and appreciate all of you whether you found us at the dawn of the 2010s or the twilight––now let's go forth and make the 2020s even better an...

Schmoyoho 2010s Rewind

Goodbye, 2010s––and thanks to all of you for making the decade so magical! 💖

Here's our 2010s Rewind - we'll follow with song/stem/instrumental uploads soon! Hope you have a happy new year (or are already having one if you are from the future, aka New Zealand) and a HAPPY LIFE, and we'll see you in ...

I'm On Fire - Stems

Here are the stems for I'm On Fire so you can create a Morchael Parody called I'm On Ice, a HILARRYOUS play on the concept of fire.

But for real, have fun with those synths, I was hooked on them (be careful around dope synths, they're a hell of a drug).

Instrumental - I'm On Fire

Here's the instrumental - perfect for dance parties when you don't want a vocal distracting you from your daydreams. (Or so you can sing your own karaoke version about being on fire!)

new song for Marques Brownlee's Retro Tech

HAPPY HO HO HOLIDAYS. We were just in Marques Brownlee's Retro Tech testing the durability of the Sony Walkman––and making a song w/ which to test called I'm On Fire.

(here's the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjQ7CEeONb4)

Now, you may assume such a song is about metaphorically on fire�...

Tosche Shuffle Mode: Merry Christmas

In a labor of love, that has basically taken our entire lives, here is all 18 minutes of: Tosche Shuffle Mode. We love you, Merry Christmas. <3 andrew

YouTube SchmoWind 2019 Stems

Here are the stems for YouTube SchmoWind 2019! The possibilities for what can be done with Dr. Phil, Papa John, & Soulja Boy vocals are ENDLESS.

UPDATE: sorry files didn't attach earlier, they can be downloaded here:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ra6p0kdoojhb289/AAB-0GvFgyK...