FELLOW SCHMOS—2 quick things:
(1) we're up for a Webby with Weird Al and are in a dead heat—if you're able, you can vote in like 60 seconds here! https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2025/video-film/general-video-film/viral-video-remixes-m...
2025-04-17 14:10:26 +0000 UTC View Post
not sure we have ever had a track with trombones this triumphant before????
2025-01-23 20:22:51 +0000 UTC View Post
After many years of appearing in Hairy Legs, Auto-Tune the News, and Songify The News, Joe Biden goes home to Delaware, penning this state song as he exits.
(For the sake of nostalgia, here's one of the early ATTNs ft. T-Pain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE )
Shoutout to all the D...
2025-01-21 22:55:18 +0000 UTC View Post
JOE BIDEN HAS GONE HOME TO DELAWARE, but before he did he issued one final executive order—to make this Delaware's official state song.
But for real, this is for our Delawarean schmos (and Delaware appreciators), let's spam the legislature with this until they eventually make it the actual state song in a couple decades.
Also, as a bonus, we're uploading the trailer that was up f...
2025-01-21 22:06:44 +0000 UTC View PostWe are LEAPING into this New Year (even tho it isn't a leap year) with a livestream and Q&A. Hope to see you all there! Here's the Google meet-up -
2025-01-10 17:43:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Mozart is back and dropping new tracks, and he left us this one to make the Beautiful Life instrumental 🚀
Good for both the club and the salon
2024-10-08 20:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The candidates couldn't stop agreeing! (Or at least, "agreeing." So we songified their duet about their beautiful life. We took the mellifluous cellos from another track that's been requested for a while, coming soon 🙏😩
Will Trump & Harris do one final debate? What's the next bizarre speech that c...
2024-10-08 20:34:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Two times to zoom with us and talk about our election season videos!
Possible topics:
behind the scenes, what is it like to work with [fill in the blank]?
what is the fictional corporate culture at Juice Burger?
but how did you put these videos out one day after the debates??
what will happen to our country?
Featuring American acting treasure Tony Hale! He is an expert on Vice Presidents, and also extremely funny and gifted.
We made this for the NY Times, who in their either very wise or very misguided way, consider us opinion contributors.
2024-10-08 14:50:28 +0000 UTC View Post
pictured: a blessed or cursed frame of the video, take your pick. Instrumental attached—Aaron, once again, slayed on the mix for this, and crucial guitars from Rodrigo (he also shredded on the last one.)
2024-09-15 05:23:52 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the strangest sequel to the Baha Men's oeuvre that we never thought we'd right. Here's the high res file you can sneak onto your parents' / cousins' / roommate's playlist to leave them bewildered and confused. (No pets harmed in the making of this recording.)
2024-09-15 05:05:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We subjected ourselves to another bizarre in our quest to songify the universe! This time, Joseph Gordon-Levitt moderated and lent silky-smooth vocals that acted as a siren song to get the most catchy answers from both candidates.
Let us know if you have any questions / curiosities about the bts (we snuck into philly with JGL, kidnapped the other moderators, and filmed live). A couple an...
2024-09-15 04:57:11 +0000 UTC View Postwe always write more questions than we need in case debate moderators don't cover certain topics, or certain topics have better material and we run out of time, or a mudslide destroys some of our hard drives.
on this one, lots of these could have been used (not all, e.g. they didn't mention minimum wage, that was one of my favs)—but (1) this song/debate was already our longest and (2) ...
2024-07-09 22:56:19 +0000 UTC View Post
the string stems might make you cry around 2:55, and make you think back to Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, or your high school production of The Sound of Music when Maria had to be a nanny for 7 17-year-olds
btw, Aragorn broke his toe in LotR when he kicked the helmet
2024-07-09 22:47:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Dropping both the mastered and unmastered instrumentals here. Went particularly hard on this one, especially at 2:55 when the music gets as mythic/filmic as we go in the Chicken Attack series.
Also felt like on this track Al once again killed it with his vocal prowess, continuing to master every genre through the 2020s 2024-07-09 22:38:47 +0000 UTC View Post
pictured: us and Al grinning ear-to-ear because we had not yet seen the debate! we collaborated on the 2020 election but because of covid and travel restrictions, did everything remotely—so it was nice to get in the studio together and debate rhymes and whether the guy screaming should be in the front row or the back row.
attaching the track in a crispy file format for all the au...
2024-07-09 22:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Okkkkkkkkk Andrew's back in the studio and for some reason these Biden and Trump campaign people decided to have a presidential debate in June and so we're BACK BABAY and gonna watch this debate tonight and stay up all night and see what we can make out of it!
2024-06-27 16:08:24 +0000 UTC View Post
We recognized this street in the video for "Feather". It's kind of in between ish our studio and Michael's apartment. This is where Sabrina Carpenter went into the church and acted too horny (in the video) and the priest got in trouble for letting her film thirst traps in the church. Not important, we just felt proud that we recognized this block in a shot that lasted about 1 sec. That is all....
2024-06-27 16:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold, the We Can Do Both stems! Mike O's guitar and William H. Macy's accidental singing in their full glory. (And you may recognize Stephon LaMar's voice on the background vocals.)
For all the DJs (who play my song now) out there, the bpm is 136 and the key is Gm (one of our favs).
2024-03-19 18:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are the We Can Do Both instrumentals! (One is a bit shorter, abridged for the movie.) A good vibe to take a brisk jog to, or while sitting at your desk, longing for a merger like William H. Macy's character.
On the subject of instrumentals, working on a choice one right now that may or may not involve the Joint Chiefs whipping out their trombones again 📈
2024-03-18 21:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post
GREETINGS, SCHMOS! We're on the soundtrack of Ricky Stanicky, working with an excellent accidental singer names William H. Macy—track attached. (Video is also on yt/schmoyoho.)
Also, happy election year (typed through tears), we're eagerly awaiting the chance to write Hairy Legs 2 and/or The Ramp 2 as soon as the corresponding speeches drop. Send any clips with potential our way 🙏 2024-03-18 21:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends and patrons- we owe you an apology for our lack of posting and communication the last many months. It's been an exceedingly challenging time for our family and we've not attended to many other relationships. Andrew's wife Casey passed away this weekend. We'll be taking care of Andrew's family and probably won't be producing much or hosting a holiday show. I'm going to (belatedly) pau...
2023-11-14 17:16:41 +0000 UTC View PostHey fans and friends - let's have a zoom for anyone online and available to talk about what you're up to, what we're up to, and the state of our Patreon.
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the vocals are incredibly fiery, good for remixes over other beats. lots of people on tiktok were shocked at potus' flow, but we were not (and you're probably not) after hearing the 2020 debates power on /schmoyoho
2023-04-10 23:43:07 +0000 UTC View Post
for your no-vocals dance parties, or potus karaoke sessions when you want to sing Do It For Corn Pop, etc. with no lead
2023-04-10 23:38:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Biden and Obama come together to reminice on The Dimes (that's the 2010s) and pontificate upon the death of a relationship w/ their cover of Boy's A liar pt. 2
Shall this 3rd industrial revolution bring another golden age of Biden memes and make him ascend even beyond his flow in Hairy Legs?? Can we aid people's media literacy through the use of memes, so your grandmother does not believe...
2023-04-10 23:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostHi Everyone! Now that we are no longer frantically making weekly songs for Punch Up The Jam, we have RECOMMITTED ourselves to doing livestreams with those of you schmosketeers here on Patreon.
Everyone is invited to this one – ever since Covid started we opened these up for everyone. BUT, we are currently planning to go back to just offering this at the $10 tier and above. So make ...
2023-02-27 21:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostA fan on Discord asked us to post the audio only for 'Strut That Ass,' which as far as I can tell, we've never posted before. Here it is! Enjoy, and may this be a reminder that you should come hang out on our discord because it's really cool over there. <3 andrew
2023-01-20 19:14:24 +0000 UTC View Post
We're ending our run on PUTJ after 52 weeks. Here's a sort of half-baked Happy-Sad major-to-minor take on YMCA. We didn't really talk about this much in the episode because there was A LOT TO TALK ABOUT!!!
-Evan G
2022-12-22 17:32:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We couldn't not talk about Adam Levine's sexting. But also we couldn't not talk about the very popular hidden-camera-style music video where Maroon 5 is going and performing at random people's weddings. Eek.
2022-12-22 17:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post