The Gregory Brothers

One Headlight, a traffic stop story. PUTJ 50

this one got a little too real, good job Andrew

-Evan G

Long December punched right into the holidays!!! - PUTJ 49

Andrew absolutely knocked this one out of the park. Please put it on your family holiday playlists. 

-Evan G

Kill The One - PUTJ 48

declared by many to be a hall-of-fame punch up. Vocal impression of Shania absolutely shredded by Sarah G. 

Telling the shockingly true (fictional) story of Shania getting her revenge on Mutt for the true (true) story of infidelity, divorce, and obscene wealth. 

There's not enough songs out there for supervillains! -Evan G

the only lonely teen with feelings so full blown - Boulevard of Broken Dreams punch up - PUTJ 47

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

with my TWO BEST FRIENDS with whom I have played music for TWENTY YEARS

Neck of the Donkey - PUTJ ep 46

Dear friend of the pod Arthur Meyer suggested a different draft of Eye of the Tiger. It's that simple. It's the neck of the donkey. The throat of the ass. 

Replay, but Obama is singing it | PUTJ ep 45

we snuck this punch-up in from our vast portfolio of existing work. But we didn't force it -- Phil did actually pick this song for his guest appearance. AND this song is wayyyyy punched up. 

Lovely Day punched up AND down - PUTJ ep 44

once again, Michael completely SHOCKED us by bringing his own brand of completely blursed punch to a guest appearance on PUTJ. The end result being, we have two new AMAZING versions of this classiccccccccc. Both of them extremely suitable for pranking the group playlist. Have a lovely day, sugar!

-Evan G

Au Revoir Earl - PUTJ Ep 42 - Goodbye Earl punched

Andrew's live punch up captured forever!!! Sacre Bleu!!

-EG

Punch Up The Jam - Punch ups for Episodes 38-43!

Got a little behind posting these! Here are some absolutely blursed punch ups we did on PUTJ weeks 38-43 (I'm missing my live performance of 'Goodbye Earl' week 42 because I have to go bounce it out, I'll do that this week!). Thank you all so much for listening and don't forget that our podcast is on video now here:

 2022-10-13 17:17:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Cascada - Everytime You Flush - PUTJ 37

forgive us Dave

Ed Sheeran's "Just a Random Thought I Had" - PUTJ E36

eat your heart out ed sheeran

Brandy (The Uruk-Hai Are Coming) - PUTJ Ep 35

We actually did not know how much this specific punch-up angle was going to personally tickle Jon Gabrus, but it was extremely satisfying for it to work this well. In this retelling of Brandy (You're A Fine Girl), Brandy is recast as the protagonist of her own fantasy franchise, and it's a HUGE improvement. Punched! 

Better Never Give Me Up - the punched up rick roll - PUTJ Ep 34

Andrew does a killer Rick impression here while also revealing the thinly veiled threat of the original. -EG

It's Corn - Stems

Here are the stems for It's Corn, so you can finally go forth and make the dance remix, polka remix, and korn remix—the key is G and the BPM is 102 🌽

It's Corn - Instrumental

Here's the instrumental for It's Corn, best played while you're eating corn or driving past endless fields of corn in the midwest, looking out the window to watch the stalks sway and having a main character moment 🌽

It's Corn - song download

Finally, an anthem dedicated to the wonders of corn thanks to Tariq and Recess Therapy!! Attaching a song download in case you want this to be playing at a high resolution so you can enjoy every frequency of the smooth bass (it's also streaming with a more compressed, but still smooth, bass). 

Uploading the instrumental and stems shortly—hope you have a corntastic day!

Please Have Sex With Me - I'll Make Love To You punched - PUTJ ep 33

TBH I had way too much fun belting this out. We fixed the fatal flaw in this song -- the idea that the guy(s) singing are doing the woman some kind of huuuugeeee favor by making love to them. "Oh, I know what you really want for your birthday, sex, right?" Anyway, the result is a highly relatable song for your use in everyday life. -Evan G

I DON'T Need To Know - Mark Anthony punched - PUTJ ep 32

Andrew and I have categories for the various approaches we take to punching up songs.  Some of them are "music punches", some of them are "lyrics punches", i.e. what are we changing, cf. I'm Not Okay vs Backstreet Boys.  Some incorporate elements of both. In this case, I call it a "shitpost punch".  

But regardless, it's true: Mark Anthony would be better off if he didn't k...

Barbie Girl punched - PUTJ ep 31

Barbie Girl is now much better, by making it more clear it's about patriarchy, and also adding a metal section, and also adding a Red Riding Hood allegory. Definitely better! -Evan G

We Feel So Shitty -> We Built This City punched; PUTJ Ep 30

Andrew positively murdered the baby boomer get-off-my-lawn Starship with this punch. It's perfect. 

-Evan G

Dust In The Wind punched: Same Old Dust. PUTJ ep 21

Only for a moment, and the moment's gone.  Namely, the moment I should have posted this track 2 months ago. BUT Andrew had done this punch off on his own and I forgot to grab it before he went off and became a dad and never hung out at the studio. Now I finally found it and can post for all you Punchinellos, all you Kanjammers, all you Socrateasers. Enjoy! Or don't! 

-Evan G

Imagine, if you even can, you simpleton. PUTJ Ep 29

John Lennon is a complete bully in this song and I don't care who says otherwise. This episode brought unprecedented levels of fantastic guest suggestions from Arthur Meyer, resulting in this beautiful boy of a punch up. 

Chrissy & Cynical Eyes - Stems

Stems for Stranger Things tracks- will update this post when I have the Vecna v. 011 stems.

At long last, you can drop Eddie vocals on any kind of beat you desire, making the Corroded Coffin songs of your dreams. Why did we go I ––> II broadway vibes on the first track?? idk, it seemed funny and would contrast w/ the 80s vibe of the show & the scary vibe of the scene. Would als...

Chrissy & Cynical Eyes - Instrumentals

Here are the instrumentals for 2 of the tracks from Songify This! Will update this post with the Vecna vs. 011 song when we have it. 

Now you can go forth and make your own covers, replacing the songified vocals with your own. Or just put these on a pensive road trip playlist, idk. 

As always, have a GREAT DAY & a GREAT LIIIIIIIFE 🚀

Chrissy, Wake Up - Song Downloads

After eons of requests to songify Stranger Things, we finally did it into a schmo musical?...schmusical? musical of schmo-hood?

Here are the tracks / partial tracks from the video, hit us with requests for the other acts of this saga. Not sure who's gonna belt out a solo number in Act 5 🫡🫡🫡

http...

I'm Not Okay - the incredibly soothing lofi remix - PUTJ ep 28

is anybody actually ok these days?  

This remix is not SFW bc it has the f-word at the end, as per the original. But other than that it is recommended to play this one at all times of the day, for self-care.  -Evan G

We decoded flirting with this Frontin' punch. PUTJ Ep 27

feat. Jay-Z doing nothing but introducing himself

This song will be very useful at parties, godspeed

-EG

Mr. Blue Sky's fictional wife, Mrs. Traffic - PUTJ ep 26

something about how ELO has this fantastic song that's basically about: "Hey, nice weather today, cool, the rain stopped"  made me wanna write the sequel that's also about something you'd small talk about. 

-Evan G

p.s. 100 points to the schmos who recognize this instrumental we wrote for something else......and yet was 200% perfect for this

WAKE UP alarm sound

We've been songifying Stranger Things, and along the way made this CHRISSY WAKE UP alarm sound for all the Chrissys & Chrises of the world ⏰ - available here as a free download!

Due to popular demand, we also made a sound for all the non-Chrissys and non-Chrises—a universal "HI, WAKE UP" alarm 📈

Let us know which scenes / characters / quotes should be added to the Strange...

I'm BEGGIN YoUUuU to listen to this PUNCH - PUTJ Ep 25

Absolutely legendary punch if we do say so ourselves, horrifying vocals from yours truly Evan G while Michael G stepped in with superb guest-hosting-guest-punching duties and assembled the cursed mashup of the Villainous Growl Singers, poised to take over the world unless you pay them a Dr. Evil sum of money.