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Don't care for this Golga chap: Summerslam 1998 Part 2!

Back when porn was cool, and John Tenta ruled the airwaves.

Sometimes the show just doesn't start...

Thanks to all who voted for Wrestle Me in the UKFF awards! For stuff like this:

Bum Dugley's been at the wires: Summerslam 1998 Part 1!

Afternoon all! After starting this week's show talking about how relaxed we are about technical misfiring/corpses in phonebooths, we had a cataclysmic example of the former! This meant that Pete had to rather forensically cut up and layer some backup audio over some warped and weft-ed internet audio, the net result being that he's now very sad about how poor he is at this talking lark. Hope you...

EMERGENCY POD - Call In The Count!

Morning champs! We've had some issues with the recording that should have gone up today - it's Summerslam 1998, but it's also all up the spout in terms of sound. Our Pete is working his magic and we're hoping to have it with you sometime this afternoon. WHAT A PALARVER, so sorry about that.

But in time-honoured tradition, an emergency calls for an emergency episode. As long-time listeners...

VIDEO: WrestleMania XXIV (2008) - The Complete Saga!!

Featuring Undertaker's horror host side hustle, JBL's missing trousers, Snoop Dogg's Egg Wagon, and the greatest match in WrestleMania history! WOOOO!!

WE LOVE BUM DUGLEY! ECW Heat Wave 1998 Part 3

Are we sportswashing? Yeah, probably a bit. What of it?

Gunther says: Don't try this at home! ECW Heat Wave 1998 Part 2

 Gosh, that looks salty.

Our Daddy Taught Us: ECW Heat Wave 1998 Part 1

If you're going to do hardcore pornography, you simply can't work for an organisation that once did a Viagra on a pole match.

VIDEO: ROYAL RUMBLE (2025) + A Whole Bunch of Other Stuff - The Complete Saga!!

2 brand new videos hot off the render grill, plus a whole lot more!TIMECODES!!:

(00:00) Royal Rumble 2025 Part One

(15:20) Royal Rumble 2025 Part Two

(29:49) Great Kojika's Death House

(1:05:00) Corey & Carmella's Reality Show

(1:19:38) TNT: Fuji Vice

(1:44:02) John Tenta/Koji Kitao Shoot Match

(1:59:16) Hansen/Funk River Brawl

(2:12:42) WWE M...

A solemn 'Yeet' - Royal Rumble 2025 - a review!

SMASH!

N-N-N-NEW WORLD ORDER! Road Wild 1997 Part 3!

Marc's 2025 weigh in... Road Wild 1997 Part 2!

Still, Effy has to be happy with his mention... 

VIDEO: WCW Starrcade (1996) - The Complete Saga!!

2 hours of peak WCW/nWo brilliance! Salt Bae! Hasbulla! Showaddywaddy! ALL THE STARS ARE HERE.

The Cardy Boyz are back! (Kinda)

The Cardy Boyz returned to the studio to open a box of NXT 2.0 cards before Christmas, but one of the Boyz kinda drifted away from the hard(y) camera(z)

So on a chilly Tuesday in January, who's to say this wouldn't enchant and delight you lovely Pat Patreonsons?

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Is Dean Malenko funny? Road Wild 1997 Part 1!

"Like I'm a clown, I amuse you?

I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you?

What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

NOTE: in true WCW style, Pete's mic was playing the giddy goose at times during this one. Hope it won't spoil your enjoyment but IT WILL BE FIXED FOR NEXT WEEK (OR ELSE)

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WE LOOK FORWARD TO OUR FIRST STRIKE FROM NETFLIX

Banya! He's the king of the edits and he doesn't sleep - and he's made a cracking vid of the last episode with all the delicious visuals that'll ensure it can't be monetised in a month of Sundays. ENJOY, CHAMPS (even though we were a bit angry and sad)

RAW IS NETFLIX!

All hail our new even more corporate corporate daddy!

Wrestle MeMas #12 - The Big Time (1980)

And so we've come to the end of another MeMas - thanks for your ears and eyes this year!

We've got some RIP-ping good stuff coming at you in 2025, so keep suckin' on that Wrestle Me hookah pipe, baby! We'll be back in a few days x

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A traditional (one-sided) NANIMAS GIFT GIVING CEREMONY

What do we witlessly call Christmas? WrestleMeMas. But what would the Japanese call it, if they were us? Of course, they would call it NaniMas (if you've only been listening for the past four years, this will be confusing, but let me put your mind at rest: it's not actually funny even if you understand it.)

Look, this is a long preamble to saying Pete went to Japan and brought Marc back ...

Wrestle MeMas #11: Kana & Meiko Satomura vs Minoru Suzuki & Naomichi Marafuji (2014)

Happy new year, all! Here's a man in school shoes taking liberties. Boo.

Wrestle MeMas #10 - Titanes En El Ring (1982)

The Vegetable Man. There he is... green, green green! The Vegetable Man!

Watch this absolutely wonderful episode in full here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm3S0Md_R-k

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Wrestle MeMas #9 - Big Daddy: This Is Your Life (1979)

Such a sweety.

A very Merry Christmas to those who you who observe... with love from Marc, Pete and Banya!

日本の悲しみを開封 JAPANESE SORROW UNBOXING!

If you're wrapping presents for other people this Christmas, why not unwind by watching a man unwrap presents for himself? Someone had a bad work day, so called up Dr. Japanese-Wrestling for a prescription of wrestle bits. AND IT WORKED.

Wrestle MeMas #8 - Big Japan Shopping Mall Brawl (1995)

They came, they saw... they vandalised.

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Wrestle MeMas #7 - I Like to Hurt People (1985)

"Kick people, stomp people - crush people. It's disgustingly real..."

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Wrestle MeMas #6 - Rollerball Rocco vs Sammy Lee (April 1981)

We've just opened our christmas cracker and we've found a funny joke...

Today's show: Rocco (obviously,) smaller than expected eyeholes and incredibly loud Italian voices over literally everything!

Wrestle MeMas #5 - Terry Funk vs Stan Hansen (Amarillo Texas river brawl '90)

One forgettable federation. One picturesque river - horrendously filmed!

Wrestle MeMas 2024 #4 - Manny Fernandez vs Invader III (WWC, Puerto Rico)

"They didn't use it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnfe4uzDMUU

Wrestle MeMas #3 - CM Punk vs Homicide (FIP, 2004)

Distorted microphones, misogyny and a man who looks like CM Punk - reviewing a show with distorted microphones, misogyny and a man who looks like CM Punk!

"YOU REALLY MUST READ SIMONE DE BEAUVIOR!!"

Wrestle MeMas #2 - CZW Tournament of Death 8!

Never has there been a more fitting title for a PPV.

Though 'Will Self's Farmland Broken Glass Noble Gas Graveyard' would probably have gotten close.