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Chapter 91

A Story From a Certain World Line

Tag: The Heroine is Eight

(a professor took a look at our class schedule and said, “No wonder you all act like there’s a festival whenever our class is canceled.” Apparently, we were only supposed to have three or so major classes but ended up with seven. Each one having very tedious projects to ...

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Chapter 90

A Story From a Certain World Line

The Cram-Packed Developments Peculiar to an Anime’s Final Arc

(Decided to clean install Windows 11. Decided to not backup games because steam keeps your data. Forgot Minecraft isn’t on steam. Lost modded survival world that has been played on for over two years. Made a new world with a diffe...

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Chapter 89

(author: This is unacceptable.)

(I caught a cold that lasted way too long.)

In fan works, stories that depict an original protagonist going up against the original work’s protagonist aren’t unusual.

Especially in ones where the theme includes an antithesis toward the original work’s protagonist’s party, there are many works where the original protagonist's end goal is ...

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Chapter 88

The Heroine Debate, Erupts

(I enjoyed my break-is not what happened. My place got flooded twice. Because the water carried away my slippers, I had no choice but to go barefoot on the slippery tiles. I slipped and hit both my toe and my head.)

(author: Eight’s true identity that will be revealed in chapter 88 is…!?)

Secret Technique: “The Ar...

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Chapter 87

The Protagonist that Once Again Realizes the Importance of the Heroine in Mortal Danger (author: that's the good stuff…) (overslept and m

The Protagonist that Once Again Realizes the Importance of the Heroine in Mortal Danger

(author: that's the good stuff…)

(overslept and missed one of my exams, but fortunately, since there were mista...

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Chapter 86

The "Ten" is the Hardest Part of Kishōtenketsu*

(tl note: Kishōtenketsu (起承転結) describes the structure and development of Chinese and Japanese narratives. In order, the characters mean introduction, development, turn or twist, and conclusion)

(University break begins next week. Gone will be the days of me rushing every work I have during week...

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Chapter 85

Common Mobile Romance Games Only Keep You Further From Marriage…

(author: And with that uncoolness, here's my first post.)

(Hi, I haven’t disappeared. Thanks to me not uploading my files online and breaking my laptop, I’ve lost all my progress of the school projects I’ve been working on for two months, and with the deadline approach...

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Chapter 84

Even So, I’m an Original Protagonist

(The above is my laptop after accidentally dropping it. There was an option to get it fixed, but the store told me it would be much better to get a new one. I wanted to at least get my files, but they told me it would be diffic...

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Chapter 83

It seems the TS original protagonist has come face-to-face with a hidden boss (I have no excuse. It’s so hot that I don’t want to do anyth

It seems the TS original protagonist has come face-to-face with a hidden boss

(I have no excuse. It’s so hot that I don’t want to do anything.)

(tl note: switching from my sister to n...

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Chapter 82

TS Original Protagonist Wants to be the Perfect Cheat Original Protagonist Timing is Important in Revealing the Word of God* (been dealin

TS Original Protagonist Wants to be the Perfect Cheat Original Protagonist

Timing is Important in Revealing the Word of God*

(been dealing with a cockroach infestation the past few days)...

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Chapter 81

Beyond Two-Dimensional (damn hot) ──Eh…? What the heck, this kind of world actually exist…!? When I first came in contact with the world

Beyond Two-Dimensional

(damn hot)

──Eh…? What the heck, this kind of world actually exist…!?

When I first came in contact with the world of fanfiction novels in the sea of the...

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Chapter 80

A Story from a Certain World Line The Captive Heroine and the Final Boss?’s Debut Episode (So damn hot. Our university temporarily transi

A Story from a Certain World Line

The Captive Heroine and the Final Boss?’s Debut Episode

(So damn hot. Our university temporarily transitioned to online classes, but it's still so damn hot. I don't even want to move aside from switchi...

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Chapter 79

A story from a certain world line: Viewer reactions to the final Arc’s OP and ED

(I was dangerously close to failing one of the exams, but I passed. Also, the comments here are full of slang. Forgive my inability to not show them properly)

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Chapter 78

Heroine Separation Event (Been really busy with university stuff. If things go as planned, then everything should settle in April 16, unl

Heroine Separation Event

(Been really busy with university stuff. If things go as planned, then everything should settle in April 16, unless I failed my exams.)

(author: Since I'm a weak otaku, sh...

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Chapter 77

The Guy who Nonchalantly Mixes into the Moving Family Reunion Scene (apparently, the project was supposed to be a group project of 5-6 me

The Guy who Nonchalantly Mixes into the Moving Family Reunion Scene

(apparently, the project was supposed to be a group project of 5-6 members each, but since I wasn’t paying attention and no one told me or invited me, I end...

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Chapter 76

The Character’s Image Takes On a Life of its Own (I have 23 hours of work left to do for an individual project. The deadline is in 7 days.

The Character’s Image Takes On a Life of its Own

(I have 23 hours of work left to do for an individual project. The deadline is in 7 days. haha)

(author: Maybe it’s Kirito)

A torrent of light that ...

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Chapter 75

The Power Balance of the Original Protagonist and Characters of the Original Work is Difficult (my eyes, back, shoulder, and neck all hur

The Power Balance of the Original Protagonist and Characters of the Original Work is Difficult

(my eyes, back, shoulder, and neck all hurt)

The girl in black's fist caught the angel in white.

<...

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Chapter 74

Handling the Final Boss of the Original Work is Extremely Difficult (sorry it's late. 5000 words is no joke. The fact that it's so damn h

Handling the Final Boss of the Original Work is Extremely Difficult

(sorry it's late. 5000 words is no joke. The fact that it's so damn hot doesn't help either.)

──Let me start with the result...

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Chapter 73

The truth of the amnesiac heroine is now revealed…!

(to prepare for our class's volleyball game, I practiced for several days, and yet I was still the worst player there)

Most characters with amnesia have an important setting to hold in the story.

In the first place, at the point it time when they have no memory, it’s like a declaratio...

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Chapter 72

The Empire Strikes Back is my favorite

(I became really ill these few days ago to the point of having to become absent from University, but I still didn't go to a doctor.)

It’s probably the true that Keter is grateful that we protected this town, where the holy beasts live.

However, it’s hard to believe that five of the Ten Archangels ...

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Chapter 71

“Are you the king of this country?” “Hohhohho…”

(Three days ago, I moved into a boarding house with three roommates. But then I remembered that I'm actually a loner who can't deal with other people, so I moved back yesterday.)

(tl note: title refere...

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Chapter 70

The oldest victim

(finished all my current school works)

Wooden swords──or rather, swords in general, tickle boys’ hearts, don’t they?

 

As I grabbed the hilt of the wooden sword I had retrieved with Telekinesis, I was reminded of a souvenir I had bought on a school trip long ago.

 

As for how I bought i...

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Chapter 69

Accepting the worldview as it is

(sorry I'm late. I've been busy with university.)

Dreams are mysterious things in no matter how deeply impressive they are, we forget most of them upon waking up.

 

Perhaps it's because we're too busy with this and that after waking up that we forget the dream while concentrating on other things.

 

...

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Chapter 68

TS original protagonist dialogue compilation

The beginning of the final chapter begins with a backstory recollection of the final boss

Binah-sama prepared a place for me to sleep at night.

 

…Or rather, it was Binah-sama’s own bedroom.

 

Of course, I have nothing to feel guilty of, so don’t take it the w...

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Chapter 67

A story from a certain world line

The livestream of a man who obtained a popular figure

(I don't know why, but translating this chapter was really difficult)

“Schtupid noobs!”

 

Facing his PC, he spat out the words in a peculiar intonation.

 

If you translate his remark, would be “Hm...

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Chapter 66

A story from a certain world line

The daily life of a certain bulletin board

【FS∞】T.P. Eight Olishua is a cute phantom thief part70【Dry me off♡】 (tl note: “dry me off” is Eight’s line when she fell in the water)

 

600:Anon ID:CGSqXCqOt

Isn't this kid way too dirty lately?

 
<...

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Chapter 65

Don’t forget your chuuni heart

(yesterday, I noticed I always get a stomach ache after eating cheese so I thought I might be lactose intolerant. To test it out, I drank half a carton of milk and had to spend the entire day sitting on the toilet.)

(author: Even if your black history attacks…)

 

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Chapter 64

It seems the TS cheat original protagonist ended up doing the perfect heroine move

Kaitzul’s fragment.

 

The entity that was supposed to have died on that day eight years ago.

 

His benefactor, Raphael, who was a teacher, a mother, and even an older sister to Kazaoka Tsubasa, exchanged her life in order to take down...

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Chapter 63

Give me the king's treasure

(Internet issue is fixed, and exam just finished. I’ll try to make up now.)

 

(author: It's the Era of Rainbows... something that was once standard equipment.)

 

I think you already know, but we’re incredibly beautiful.

 

Us beautiful girls descended upon a brutal town in cris...

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Chapter 62

Leave this to me and go ahead!

(Sorry for being really late. Been having internet issues. Will try to make up when that's resolved. Also, exams start in 5 hours, so wish me luck)

It’s the occurrence of an incident-like event.

 

An area with a radius of about 5 km centered around the Western-style town of Heit was covered in a dome of fog that formed ...

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