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Get Stuffed %% Domino's Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza

Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappo...

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Poll For Upcoming Episode

Our Heroes, once again, begrudgingly turn the choice over to YOU for an upcoming episode. Please look over your choices and choose carefully. You must be a Bug at least to control the future of this podcast. Choose WISELY.

 

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Domino’s

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get STUFFED

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Taco Bell Live Mas PRESTREAM

Our Heroes are prepping for Taco Bell's Live Mas Livestream so they decide to celebrate with some Taco Bell to try the new mini crunch wraps & cantina tacos. They even have a gift card that Taco Bell gave them! WOW! They're really moving up in the world. Wait why didn't they use it? Why is Nick losing his glasses?
Want to watch the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream? It's right here on Patreo...

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Taco Bell Live Mas Full Livestream

Now that you're here and you finished the prestream festivities, pick up exactly where Our Heroes left off and enjoy some chowing down along with the full Live Mas livestream. Was this worth it? Who's directing this Taco Bell thing anyway? CUT TO THE WIDE! STOP SHOWING THAT ONE GUY! Are any of these foods real? Thanks for your support.

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Pneumonia Michael & the Missing Pounds | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Michael has had too much space and he's mad about shirts. It's time to start planning the Boysenberry Fest trip & figure out who is running our HR. Consider yourself ahead of the curve with this one plus you're invited to our 5v5 basketball game. See you there!

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Pneumonia Michael & the Missing Pounds | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Michael has had too much space and he's mad about shirts. It's time to start planning the Boysenberry Fest trip & figure out who is running our HR. Consider yourself ahead of the curve with this one plus you're invited to our 5v5 basketball game. See you there!

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Nick's Mad - Wienerschnitzel Ride Along

Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric doesn't quite follow. We should remake 100% Eat as CG, right? Texas Pete is GONE!

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Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos

Our Heroes make their way back to Wienerschnitzel to not get hot dogs? At least they get the shake they wanted. Oh they don’t get that either? Huh. Well slap some slop in a tortilla and chow down. It’s feeding trough time.

New episode of 100% Eat is out now.

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Why Do We Keep Going Here? %% Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos

Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into t...

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Why Do We Keep Going Here? %% Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos

Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into t...

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Live Mas

Don’t forget that TOMORROW we livestream the Taco Bell Live Mas event. Join the discord and be part of the chat and make photoshops of Eric looking like absolute shit.

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Wienerschnitzel

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes go to the hot dog place and don’t get hot dogs.

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MORE Sludge Food & Being Culinarily Adventurous %% Food Court

From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about hot chocolate & cheezits, wet crackers, oreo consumption, and being swayed by a food explorer.
If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission.

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Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream

THIS TUESDAY come watch the Taco Bell Live Mas livestream with Our Heroes on Discord.

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Total Smokeshow Intro | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Nick is empathing vapes and the Pope isn't lookin so good. You into Buzzballs? Got a bunch of Pokemon talk in the back half but Our Heroes got light on the Yugioh chat. SAD! Believe in the heart of the Michael, Jordan Podcast.

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Total Smokeshow Intro | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Nick is empathing vapes and the Pope isn't lookin so good. You into Buzzballs? Got a bunch of Pokemon talk in the back half but Our Heroes got light on the Yugioh chat. SAD! Believe in the heart of the Michael, Jordan Podcast.

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Nick's Roommate - Panera Ride Along

Stop calling it Game F A Qs. Our Heroes have a rainy drive back from Panera and Nick gets chips. A lot of argument about an apple and roommate talk. Prepare yourself for Nick's stories because they're wild. Abandonment abound.

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Panera Asiago Bagel Stacks

Our Heroes finally make their way to Panera Bread and despite the charged lemonade not being there, we still tackle some new food. So what’s up with these because they’re not bagels, are they? Are these little sandwiches worth going to this library for or should you just steal a drink and leave?

New 100% Eat is out now.

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Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks

SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty?

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Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks

SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty?

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Panera

On tomorrow’s episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes stack it up

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Cook Sucker & Coffee Cheese Sludge %% Food Court

From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about cookie sucking, saltine mayo, coffee cheese, plus MORE!
If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
Our next livestream will be Tuesday March ...

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Pre-Trial Conference

Alright Sickos, before this trial begins, Our Hero Judges are getting settled in court and this is recorded and given just to YOU. Enjoy the pre-trial conversations and beginnings before the Food Court begins.

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Chick-fil-A Sriracha Adventure | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes pile in the car with you to get some sriracha from Chick-fil-A. Why? They simply thought of it and decided on it. These out and about episodes are a lot of fun PLUS we get split into pairs so enjoy the ordering adventure of Michael & Nick then stick around at the end for Eric & Jordan talking about the new merch. Thanks for supporting us. We could not (and frankly would not b...

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Chick-fil-A Sriracha Adventure | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes pile in the car with you to get some sriracha from Chick-fil-A. Why? They simply thought of it and decided on it. These out and about episodes are a lot of fun PLUS we get split into pairs so enjoy the ordering adventure of Michael & Nick then stick around at the end for Eric & Jordan talking about the new merch. Thanks for supporting us. We could not (and frankly would not b...

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Dark Empath Popper Pointing - KFC Ride Along

Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon!

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KFC Mike’s Hot Honey Chicken

Our Heroes take on chicken that maybe isn’t the chicken they ordered at KFC. Isn’t the whole Hot Honey thing over? Not in Kentucky, apparently. Where’s the spice??

New 100% Eat is out now.

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Behold the Dark Empath %% KFC Mike's Hot Honey Chicken

Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor.
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Behold the Dark Empath %% KFC Mike's Hot Honey Chicken

Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor.

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