Hey guys! So…title sums it up basically. I meant to make this post last weekend when I passed the interview, but I didn’t realize what the schedule would be like for this week until yesterday. I started training in the morning for it and the hours were looong. 10 hr shifts are so tiring. I’m not sure how soon I’ll be able to post the remaining content for May as I don’t have much time...
2025-05-28 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re feeling a little desperate for some attention after a failed date this evening. So, you call a taxi and try to replace some of your boredom with some much needed fun.
I don't know what this is...but uh...enjoy! Lmao.
Audio DL: Google Drive
2025-05-26 01:11:17 +0000 UTC View PostYour gf called you sounding a bit mischievous on the phone while talking about a gift for you. So, you wait for her to come over after her shift to see what she’s planning.
Oopsies, gonna post the rest of my content throughout this and next week. Just needed a small break again to finish writing everything up.
Audio DL: 2025-05-21 22:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You and your goth girlfriend arrive at her place for movie night, but you notice some weird things: there's a strange-looking jar of red "juice" on her coffee table and her reflection doesn't appear on the TV screen! You confront her, and she admits reluctantly that she's been a vampire all along. She just didn't know how to tell you because she thought you'd break up with her once...
2025-05-13 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDescription: You are in the middle of a bad dream being chased by something, but you meet a demon who is willing to make things a whole lot more enjoyable.
Audio DL: Google Drive
2025-05-11 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI've been scrambling up script ideas to write and record and realized that I should probably make a post to show the lineup that I have in mind for the month. I know it's late (I mean, isn't everything I do late?) but I felt like it's better to post it now than never.
Also putting a note here to say that some of the titles may or not change but the concept will stay the same!!
Conte...
2025-05-10 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You stop by your favorite Holstaur for a visit, and decide to help her with her customer’s orders. As you help her, you start to realize why this stubborn baker suddenly needed help to begin with.
Audio DL: Google Drive
2025-04-27 21:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You've only been a vampire's pet for a week and a half and you're already causing trouble for her. You've snooped through her room last night, stealing a precious ring of hers, and she knows...
Audio DL: Google Drive
2025-04-26 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You arrive at the house of the person you are to be wed with, though they are not exactly what you expected...
Script by u/secondquinn on ASMRScriptHaven
Audio DL: 2025-04-26 07:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You’re at your friend’s house for a sleepover, and after she’s asleep, you overhear her older sister having some fun behind her door. And after staying for a listen, you decide to knock and confront her on it.
DL: Google Drive
2025-04-16 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostDescription: You're on vacation at Camp Bailey Beach, and you received an invitation to head on over to Island Pinnacle - a place where you can relax and get away from the day's stresses. So, you take a ferry in the evening to arrive to your dream getaway, but nothing goes as planned.
Notes: Y'all I don't even know what's going on in this one, but I hope you like the chaos lmao. I wish I ...
2025-04-01 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a little behind on my schedule, but I wanted to make this poll asap. As the title suggests, I'm realizing that April Fools is getting pretty close, and I want to make something, even if it's short, for the occasion. I only have two options, buuuut at least you get to pick between the two!
"Captain Takes you to a relaxing getaway" would be a more humorous audio with cartoonish sfx, as ...
2025-03-22 16:37:40 +0000 UTC View PostDescription: A coworker you don't get along with actually resorted to violence today. You're sure he'll be fired, but what you're even more concerned about is what your partner's gonna do to him for this.
Script Written by 2025-03-18 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: Your girlfriend received her new toy in the mail and you convince her to try it out right in front of you.
(It's too late in the week for my chaotic shenanigans, so I'm making a schedule next week.)
DL: Google Drive
2025-03-13 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostDescription: You’ve been gaming at your computer for too long and your gf is forcing you to take a rest in her lap.
DL: Google Drive
2025-03-12 21:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: Your friend invites you to her place for Valentine’s Day since her boyfriend is out of town. And after some time together, she tells you something that, honestly, brings your hopes up for something new.
Audio DL: Google Drive
2025-02-11 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Posted this in my discord server and will post it here as well. I've recently been able to finish a few scripts, so I'll be uploading and scheduling them throughout this and next week. Hopefully, I'll be able to get into a groove and be consistent in some way in the next two months. I might have to do some trial and error first with these schedules and keep them to being weekly until I can lear...
2025-02-10 20:05:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You were wrapping your girlfriend’s present when you got tangled up in the ribbon. And as your girlfriend hears the commotion, she finds you a bit tied up and holding one of her naughty gifts. You're embarrassed, but desperate for some attention from her. And, of course, what better way to spend Christmas Eve than to use those naughty gifts to spread joy? So, she pleases you with...
2024-12-26 05:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You wake up in the middle of the night to hear something break. As you go out to investigate, you hear a voice call out to you. Is that...your elf on the shelf?! She's alive?? And she has a confession to make...
2024-12-24 02:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostI've been meaning to make this announcement since November. I just wish I was more proactive about it. I'm sure some of you are aware of what I'm talking about because of other content creators being more proactive about it, but if you aren't aware, I'm telling you this now. Apple's being money hungry with their app and charging additional fees. I already struggle with being consistent, but I d...
2024-12-10 20:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You kidnapped a vampire to be your "girlfriend" for a while, but after some time, she wants to escape, so she tries to convince you to let her out of captivity.
2024-12-09 02:08:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Writing the TLDL here:
I didn't mean to be absent right when I started talking about trying to be productive again, but I had to take a moment to grieve a lost family member and then I, unfortunately, became sick (still am). SINCE I'M STILL A BIT SICK, I'll be finishing up and posting last month's audios as quick as I can while getting my rest.
Also, a few months ago, I said someth...
2024-11-01 05:08:59 +0000 UTC View PostDescription: You’re doing your college assignments when your girlfriend comes into the room. She says she needs you, but you say you have homework to do. So, she tries something to pull you from your desk to give her what she needs.
Might change the title but am unsure. Sorry this was so late. I didn't have a great weekend as someone close to me passed so I just needed a moment. I didn'...
2024-10-15 15:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You find blood on your girlfriend's halloween costume and a knife after her hamper spills over. You try to feign ignorance when she comes back, but it doesn't seem to hold up too well...
😔 I didn't think I'd get too sfx-happy with the script and got too excited with it. I still feel like there's something missing, but I don't want you guys to have nothing and it was practi...
2024-10-11 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, so I decided to make a calendar with predicted dates as I’ve drafted a lot of the scripts for the month and will finish writing what’s left by the end of this week. The titles are subjected to change as I usually change then titles upon the script being finished(/near finished).
Here’s the 2024-10-07 21:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! Audios are coming! I've just been preplanning, drafting scripts, and trying to figure out scheduling. I also plan on sharing an image file for the month of predicted publishing dates for each audio. Based on my current work flow, it should be out by Monday.
But while doing all of this, I realized that you guys haven't voted on something in a while. I thought it'd be fun if I...
2024-10-05 04:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostUpdated Tier Benefits
Happy October! Just a quick announcement saying I updated the tier benefits. They didn't include everything I was doing before, and now that I'm making extended audios, I wasn't sure where to put them until now. The cupcake tier also has some new benefits so it's not just a tipping tier anymore. Woohoo!
Also!
Tier Prices Increasin...
2024-10-03 19:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Description: You’re a princess that’s been kidnapped by King William, a man who’s supposed to have an alliance with your father, King James. Your personal guard comes to rescue you to bring you back home, but you realize, you don’t want to go back. You’d rather run away, and it’d be great if your favorite guard tagged along with you.
2024-09-27 12:56:22 +0000 UTC View PostSo, for those of you who follow US weather news, there’s a tropical storm warning in effect in the south and there are advisories due to the strong winds and heavy rain. I’m saying this now as I live in that area and might be affected by the storm. My power went off and back on yesterday due to the rain and wind, but that supposedly isn’t gonna be the worst of it. It’s supposed to pick ...
2024-09-27 03:34:35 +0000 UTC View PostDescription: You’ve been at your girlfriend’s place for the last few days, but you accidentally manage to damage her new lip gloss. And when she finds out, instead of telling the truth, you fall silent and lie. So, she decides to punish you, knowing you were the only one who could’ve done it, and decides to walk her puppy through the nearby parking lot.
2024-09-24 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post