The gang talks Part 4 of our miniseries while Taylor is away at a Fish Deboning Tournament. We catch up and answer your questions the old-fashioned way: with our mouths.
2020-07-21 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWOW, what a wild first few episodes. A bold new setting, fresh, engaging characters and the saddest bachelor pad this side of the Trashlands. Why, this is a miniseries fit for a king! And now you'll hear Branson and Taylor dish on their fears and hopes that they daren't share with anyone but you, my Lords!
PLUS Taylor tries to get cancelled by defending the popular tabletop role pla...
2020-07-12 21:26:43 +0000 UTC View PostA little late on the timeline, but forever fresh on the palette, sweet Lords of ours. Dip in to this almost-lost-episode (I, Taylor, forgot to upload it) for a serious hit of Rude Tales nostalgia. For those who became Elf Lords after July 12th 2020, ignore what I wrote just now since this is totally normal to you and not "late." Everything's relative!
SPOILER ALERT: it would be stup...
2020-07-12 20:43:54 +0000 UTC View Post
A little treat for our sweet patrons on a Saturday morn! Let the giggles of Torrin and Deli carry you off to your weekend adventures!
2020-07-11 14:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostCome, let us take your measurements and fit you for a new Rude Talks of Chatting! The gang dishes on Butter's beef, grilled pizzas, and our midnight raid on Ghislane Maxwell's New Hampshire compound that resulted in her live capture and imprisonment. #wegotem
2020-07-07 18:45:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe gang gathers round the ol' cauldron of piss and delves into the ins, outs, p's, q's, ups, downs, and peccadillos of Come at the King Part 2. Tim really nails Smellulus in this one.
WARNING: Joe's audio drops out towards the end and we are unable to hear him even though he can hear us. So we are NOT being rude to Joe. He has gone into the spaces BETWEEN spaces, and is unobservable to u...
2020-06-23 16:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostRude Tales of Magic proudly presents the second recording in a series of in-character film audio commentary tracks that absolutely nobody asked for. Load up your Netflix and join Stirfry (Tim Platt) and Frederick de Bonesby (Chris Hastings) as they chat alongside 1997's As Good As It Gets. But be prepared for a bumpy ride...
2020-06-11 19:13:16 +0000 UTC View PostCharacter Creation, ALL IS REVEALED, World Building TEASES from the TEASELORD himself, THE actual CLASSES and RACES of your new favorite characters, TIM PLATT stares at a train. CAN you believe it? YES, you can.
In this PATRON EXCLUSIVE audio content ("Content is king" - Ali Fisher, 2014) listen to the cast ideate and iterate on potential new characters for the then nascent novel narrativ...
2020-06-10 15:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a bonus video adventure made just for Rude Tales of Magic patrons! Christopher Hastings takes the wheel as DM in a home brew module made specifically for his pals on webcam. Branson Reese, Carly Monardo, Ali Fisher, Joe Lepore, and Tim Platt have been told nothing about the world they are about to wake up in, with only a few details about their characters discussed beforehand. Strap in for...
2020-05-28 15:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostWell well well, if it ain't the Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 1" Weeeeeellll, weeeelllllll, weelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Aint that somethin.
2020-05-26 19:09:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Round ‘ere we follow a code: bonus artwork on ‘olidays!
2020-05-24 16:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Based on the absolutely beautiful cover of Richard Brautigan's Dreaming of Babylon which I've been reading to get into the noir tone of Come At The King. This is how Snake sees himself. Take it with a grain of salt.
2020-05-23 18:48:18 +0000 UTC View PostCordelian Public Radio's favorite longform interviewer, Nustin Forke, brings you a fascinating and lively conversation with Cordelia Sasquatch! Find out what she thinks of her closest friends and why she loves a life on the road.
For y'all missing the Teenage Woods crew, here's a taste of one of your faves! For you continuity hawks, relax, this convo is a "Marge addressing the audience b...
Carly Monardo (Albee) and Tim Platt (Stirfry) talk about why they love Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice for almost an hour. They also perform one of their favorite scenes from the book for YOUR eager ears.
If you're a fan of Jane Austen AND Rude Tales of Magic then this is a MUST listen and if you're only a fan of one of these things then you MIGHT AS WELL listen because it's act...
2020-05-14 16:30:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia. ...
2020-05-13 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWith the most special guest, Kreedis himself, Brennan Lee Mulligan!!!
AND make sure to stick around till the end. We've got an announcement of what's coming next for the show, and I *think* you're gonna wanna hear it.
xoxoxo
2020-05-12 16:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloguing the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia. ...
2020-04-29 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostSo much to talk about! Big moves for our heroes in the last ep and an ending that opens up the whole wide world of Cordelia. We answer questions about family, how to DM a huge and unpredictable open-ended encounter, the gang's unanimous fear of the Witch Hunter , and karaoke classics. Giddy up!
2020-04-28 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
People were curious what she looked like, I assume.
2020-04-25 20:04:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, folks. The answer to the question you've all been asking: "When will Senator Pepsi record an audio commentary for 1996's Space Jam?" Well that day was yesterday and now it's out for you: our beloved patrons. Senator was nice enough to give you a countdown so you can sync it up with the movie.
Please enjoy this, it caused Branson deep spiritual anguish.
2020-04-16 17:37:20 +0000 UTC View PostNot even a global pandemic can stop us from discussing the most recent episode of Rude Tales of Magic, A Murder of Crows. Good questions for this one, thank you, fam.
Can you guess who is who? Probably!
2020-04-14 02:08:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We hit 1000 Patreon subscribers over the weekend, and we have a little something to say.
2020-04-13 12:43:24 +0000 UTC View Post
In the very first episode of Rude Tales of Magic, fans fell in love with the breakout character Davo the Dwarf. The community was crushed when their beloved Davo fell in a hole, a fate no other character on the show has yet to endure.
Now, for the first time ever, you can hear the TRUE story of what happened to Davo when he was stuck in that hole. And who better to tell...
2020-04-09 14:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post"Leave Me Alone"
Get yer full show notes right here
Here's Reikko with a fish she caught
Hey there you cool cats and kittens, we thought you might enjoy this little amouse bouche from the editing room floor of Boys Boys Boys. It was a THICK ep, and there just wasn't room for these nonetheless wonderful moments. But now look, here they are, about to be in between your pretty little ears. Life finds away.
2020-04-02 20:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok first off, I have to say it was kind of ridiculous that I was eliminated from the tournament. I've been dominating in the paint all year and my three-point game is strong too. The only member of the main cast (not mired in scandal) to not make the Final Fuck? Messed UP. Bet you'd all tune in to list...
2020-03-31 23:15:12 +0000 UTC View PostIn which the cast gathers round the old floppy disk drives and emulates a classic text adventure of yore. Parsely is a collection of text adventure-based games you can play with any number of people (as long as it's more than 1), and you can buy Parsely (highly recommended) right here. Perfect for quarantine fun.
2020-03-31 22:48:15 +0000 UTC View Post
At last!
Hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed making it. Or even more, I'm not picky!
-Branson
2020-03-31 21:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post"Open up, this is a raid."
If you simply must have a tracklist.
2020-03-29 02:39:45 +0000 UTC View Post