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Bellow's Match to Watch: THE CHAMPIONSHIP

Added 2020-03-31 23:15:12 +0000 UTC

Ok first off, I have to say it was kind of ridiculous that I was eliminated from the tournament. I've been dominating in the paint all year and my three-point game is strong too. The only member of the main cast (not mired in scandal) to not make the Final Fuck? Messed UP. Bet you'd all tune in to listen to Senator Pepsi drone on every week, huh? No! You can only take that jerk in small doses and you know it. Anyways, I've been asked to make a prediction for the Finals Champion, so I guess I'll take a look and see who made it…

CHAMPIONSHIP

Albee (1) vs. Cordelia (1)

Oh.

Huh.

This is…hard.

Hey, they're both really strong. Really strong and powerful. Impressive, powerful, strong competitors. Great hair too. And also my friends!

The point is, they both got to where they are because they are championship-caliber. Whoever wins, we're going to be able to say at the end of all this that they absolutely deserved it. No losers here. And, if you asked me on the street, I'd probably say something like "they're both amazing and it would be impossible to choose." But, the Innkeeper promised to show me a really cool picture of a Monster Truck if I made a prediction, so, knife to my head, here goes:

Cordelia wins.