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Not Four! Four? No, Not Really! (23WYNM bonus chapter)

Chapter 1

“Whaaat!?” Ruby whined with a horrified look.

“She isn’t coming Rubes.” Yang patted her little sister on the top of her head.

“Yeah, I think she is busy studying or something?” Blake postulated out loud.

“No! No! This isn’t acceptable!” Ruby flopped back on her bed with an overwhelming frown.

“It’s ok babe, we can just play, the fo...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 17

 

Chapter 17

“You knew?” Velvet reeled in disgust. 

“I! I! I didn’t know it was that bad! She just told me she didn’t know how to tell them.” 

“I can’t believe you! They are mated Ilia! Bitten, she’s been bitten by them already! I thought you had grown up; that you were over her!” Velvet’s voice rose until it broke, the hurt clear on ...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 16

 

Chapter 16

By some miracle, Blake managed to get back to Weiss’s room with a turtle neck in tow before the others returned. She quickly hopped back into the bed, both with the hope of somehow making it seem like she hadn’t lied, but also simply to hide her shame under the covers. The faunus hid herself down, burrowing desperately. Maybe if she could hide it would help her...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 15

 

Chapter 15

Blake could barely remember how she got out of the tub that night. Just that the others had helped her get back to bed and that by the time she got there she felt as if on an entire alternate plain of bliss. Both Yang and Weiss cuddled close to her all night and well into the night. She hadn’t ever felt so at home, not even in the white fang. Between the arms of ...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 14

 

Chapter 14 

Punishments were a bitch and a half, four hour’s training detention for the next two weeks with double on the weekend. Running drills and fighting grimm had the trio exhausted before their punishment had hit even halfway over, but by the last day, they were completely run down. The only saving grace to any of it was that teamwork seemed to have become secon...

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Ocean's Omega Chapter 1- Teaser

Author's note: Ok, so first off, Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Is not over! More to come, and I am even working on a bonus chapter for after the fic has ended. This is just a fun little teaser.  Warning! This will not be getting a new chapter next week. I will be writing more for it, but this is just a teaser of what is to come/for people interest to see what I am thinking of making my nex...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 13

 

Chapter 13

Yang woke to the feeling of two distinctly different arms wrapped around her. The first thought she had was that everything about it was so distinctly warm. As the days had grown short and the season delved further into winter, even the inferno tempest of a woman found herself susceptible to the chill when sleeping alone. It had been one of many things that pushed ...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 12

 

Chapter 12

“I’m sorry but I have to ask.” Blake hesitated only slightly. “What in the world gave you the idea to edge and orgasm in morse code?” 

“Ok, yeah, I wanna know too!” Weiss agreed, the ice queen thoroughly thawing for the fiery blonde throat even just a small session of getting to know each other in a context other than simply fighting grimm....

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 11

 

Chapter 11

Both Blake and Weiss took one more day to themselves. Ruby had been kind enough to bring them the work they had missed, something made easier by the fact that they had each other to assist in completing it. Though, there was one complication… The duo seemed to get rather easily distracted with an incredible frequency. 

Somewhere amongst the third attem...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 10

 

Chapter 10

Weiss woke to the feeling of one feline faunus snuggling up to her. Blake purred softly, nuzzling relentlessly at Weiss’s neck. Gentle whimpers and the slightest pulls at Weiss’s waist coaxed the heiress to wake despite the way exhaustion lingered in her bones like a bad stench in a stuffy room. “Good morning princess.” Weiss teased. 

“Did you ...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 9

 

Chapter 9 

Blake had still been isolated in her little nook under the bed, blankets curled around her in the tightest bundle she could make when the knocks came. “Blake?” The soft pensive voice called out. “Blake, open up, it’s me, just Penny.” 

“Go away.” Blake groaned, rolling closer into the corner she had claimed under her bed. 

...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 8

 

Chapter 8

Weiss’s feet hurt. Years of practicing combat in heels, and she had never regretted them so much. The sun had almost set, and somewhere amongst storming out of beacon’s halls and into the forests, she had successfully gotten lost. “Damnit!” Weiss cursed under her breath, exhaustion setting in. Maybe storming off into the woods who knows were wasn’t her bes...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 7

 

Chapter 7

“Blake! Blake! Blake! It’s time to go!” Ilia chattered. 

Blake just rolled over in her bed, pulling a pillow over her face to block out the sound. 

“Come on, it’s time to wake up.” The chameleon faunus paced back and forth around the room getting her things ready for class after the long weekend. 

“No.” Blake guttural...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 6

 

Chapter 6

Two months passed, and Blake still had absolutely no explanation she could make to herself as to why she was still doing this! Not in the slightest could she explain so much as to herself why in the hell she was marching to Weiss’s room amidst what had otherwise been a mundane Monday. Baffling the foolish faunus too caught up in herself to admit she enjoyed furthe...

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Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Chapter 5

 

Chapter 5

It happened again that night. Some wicked blonde made her way out into the wooded area by beacon and had herself some personal time at the shore of a lost lake after some sole skinny dipping. Though, this time, not even Blake enjoyed the sensations taking her over. In lieu of the caring, patient touch Blake had seen it as earlier that day, it felt almost revolting a...

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Update!

So! Two? Three? Who, You? No, Me! Is officially up. Sorry to report however, it is not finished quite yet. I am feeling that it is about half way done from a story perspective? But! It is already as long as my more recent works, so that is fun, means we have a slightly longer one going for now!
I know it is an odder story, a little different, but hopefully you all will like it! Will be post...

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Two? Three? Who, you? No, me! Chapter 4

 

Chapter 4

“Wait, wait, wait!” Velvet cracked a wide smile, her long ears standing on end as she hopped in place near vibrating with excitement. 

“Huh?” Ilia looked around. “What’s up?”

“Nope! Nope! Nope! Stand right there, right there and look up at me.” Velvet giggled as she pulled her camera from her hip. “There, that’s it.”  View Post

Two? Three? Who, you? No, me! Chapter 3

 

Chapter 3

Blake emerged from her bath, hair still wrapped up in a towel to act as her bow normally would. Wearing nothing more than the towel and her pajamas, the faunus strutted over to her bed with the weight of a feather and all the elegance of a cat pleased with herself and whatever mischief they had gotten down to. 

The sight crippled Ilia, would have brought ...

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Two? Three? Who, you? No, me! Chapter 2

 

Chapter 2

It was only the slightest twitch of the ears hiding beneath her bow, a minuscule movement predated by her fingertips pressing ever so slightly tighter against the book in her hands. But it was not the first and would most certainly not be the last time that the room’s other resident caught even the most minuscule of twitches from the cat faunus. 

“Bla...

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Two? Three? Who, you? No, me! Chapter 1

 

Chapter 1

“Not again!” Weiss whined, her head dropping as soon as she began to feel it, praying that she could hide the blush before it formed too thoroughly on her face. 

“Huh?” Ruby’s head popped up slightly from its spot rested perfectly on Penny’s shoulder. 

“Is everything ok friend?” Penny’s attention focused on the woman sitting o...

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Sorry

Hey! So! I am well aware I have been AWOL for a hot minute! I am really sorry. I know a couple people left, and I 100% understand that.
What I suspect was covid knocked me on my ass, and then social isolation kinda wrecked my mental health, and then school took up whatever I had left. But I am more or less back on track, and I have another fic in the works. Probably going to be another rela...

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My Feral Lady Chapter 36

 

Chapter 36

Christmas eve

Christmas eve’s dinner was some kind of sublime. Alex, Lena, and Adam all had a hand in cooking while everyone else finished up the decorating and placing ornaments on the tree that hadn’t been put up already. But before long, the omegas and Adam called everyone else back into the bar to eat together. Any faint hope of fitting everyone at Al...

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My Feral Lady Chapter 35

 

Chapter 35

A Real Family

Kara and Lena woke the next day to soft snuggles and what at first felt like would be never-ending kisses. The duo got a whole thirty-five seconds before being interrupted by the sound of a crying child. “Oh, it’s probably Amy.” Lena sighed and worried for the child; one of Cat’s youngest. “She seemed pretty shaken up yesterday.”&nbs...

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My Feral Lady Chapter 34

 

Chapter 34

A baker’s dozen

The healing of the feral wolf went well, and Alex returned with sam in less than an hour with wide smiles and entirely renewed confidence. Things were going well! Somehow all of a sudden everything, everything was going their way; it was all turning up wolves! That night, Alex and Sam finally had their little munchkin back home, and they bot...

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In all of Cinder's Dreams

 

This piece was written for someone who means alot to me. He has chosen to remain anonymous, but he knows who he is and why I wrote this for him. 

For all those who wish to read this: It is triggery and it is not really a healthy ship. Both I and the person this was originally written for enjoy this ship and the kinks explored in it. TW: The general manipulation and abuse...

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My Feral Lady Chapter 33

 

Chapter 33

Pack meetings and tense greetings? 

In the morning Alex called Lena to fill her in on the answer and its success. Lena was relieved beyond all reason, especially after such a long night, trying to talk Jess down from her misguided plans. The two decided after both consulting with their mates that it would be a good idea to contact the rest of the pack an...

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My Feral Lady Chapter 32

 

Chapter 32

He wants a what?!

Alex and sam packed themselves into the car sometime after dinner with newfound family, strong new allies, and a slightly longer contacts list on both of their phones. Neither Kriss nor Freya let either of them go without both receiving tight hugs from both the alpha and omega, and the promise of a family reunion in the near future. Alex...

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You did what, my pet? Chapter 4

 

Chapter 4

As Amaya pulled the other woman in, she nipped at Janai’s lips eagerly, searching for all the affection she could find. Her arms wrapped around the Elf, craving all the contact that was possible. 

“Such a needy pet.” Janai whispered for herself alone as she kissed back, equally eager to have her girlfriend at her lips and holding her close. “Je t'...

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You did what, my pet? Chapter 3

 

Chapter 3

“Mine!” Janai pulled away from the kiss for just a moment to insist. 

-Yours.- Amaya went to sign but Janai was kissing her again before she could finish. Even without hearing, she could feel the other woman’s growls reverberating against her lips, the primal desire of it, pure unadulterated evidence of the fact that Janai wanted her, desired, luste...

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You did what, my pet? Chapter 2

 

Chapter 2

Amaya grinned, amused with the interaction, and comforted by the knowledge that Ezran was happily chowing down on Xadian food in the Sunfire elf dining hall. Only mildly concerned about eventually being interrupted by the newest addition to her found family. However, hopefully, and maybe a mite foolishly, Amaya forged on ahead to the room Janai insisted she would be...

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