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I was messing with the Marge some of you may have noticed lurking in a freezer tube. Nstat offered to sculpt a better head. A few revisions later I grafted it onto the body I already had. Lisa and Maggie are just a hair do away. Now I just need to think up an excuse to send them all to the future. Let's see, time sphere only works one way, back in time. Farnsworth's time machine only goes forward....

You Really Like Me!

Amy is thrilled that you like her just the way she is. She's getting warmed up for her debut in The Big Thaw.

Bev the Vending Machine Robit

I was have trouble with the mechanics of having Dr. Cahill handle all the upgrades and consumables. It just didn't make sense. I was watching TBATB and duh ... Bev can do that!

So I made up some buttons and interesting brand names and ta-da Bev. She's not on model from the show but close enough for porn. I even made up some extra brands just for the hell of it.

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Which Amy Do You Wish Lived Next Door?

I just can't make up my mind how I want to represent Amy in The Big Thaw. I've got 4 themes for her dreamed up and since I'm writing her into the story any way I'll leave it up to you.

Classic Amy: The clumsy Asian slut we all wish lived next door (and never closed her curtains.) She annoys M...

The Big Thaw Alpha 6 Public Release

PATREON RELEASE IS HERE 

Took me long enough didn't it. This build inches us towards Act 2. Morgan can now be your sub. You can learn the whip, and your dick in discipline room.

The Good, new stuff

Morgan angry mode. She'll kick you out of the office and you'll stay o...

What the hell is the hold up ...

IT NOT MY FAULT ... oh wait yes it is.

Router failed last week. It couldn't be nice enough to just blow up so I knew it was fucking up. No it like half worked. Coincidentally the project file for Big Thaw got fried ... Probably when Steam was syncing the project files for TBT through the fried-just-enough-to-fuck-me-up router.

Don't panic. I have backups of every thing.

Wait

Th...

Progress update

Randy will be thrilled to find out you've got your dick thawed. And I'm sure you'll be thrilled to show her all the neat things it can do.

She will have all new sex animations. Six scenes and this will introduce the ability to knock her up. Don't get too excited no preggo scenes. I'd need to create a whole 'nother set of assets to pull that off.  Maybe someday but not yet.

This will a...

Update for Tip of Zoidberg

About fucking time I guess. 

Will the ladies be able to help Dr. Z with his gonad problem?

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Wild Wet Wong: Hard Milking

This is a minor update to the original animation. Fixed some stuff that I goofed up and added the intro dialog I'd originally intended to have.

Amy is helping out at the Wong Ranch after Leo made a disastrous mistake. He signed a contract to deliver Buggalo Milk to all the  Earthican orphanariums. Leo didn't' know insects don't lactate and he can't deliver on the contract. Bugs may not lact...

The Big Thaw Alpha 5 Public Release

Latest Patreon Release is Alpha 6  

Hot damn ... no wait cool. Icy cool. Yeah Alpha 5 is here. The Thawing. Does this mean we're done? Oh fuck no. We're just getting rolling now. Heather will get our hero thawed but he still needs to get his chip (Way not ready) his upgrades (even further out) an...

Revving up for a release

Man I bit off a lot for the next update. I didn't get nearly what I'd hoped to finish ready. No blaming the game engine this time. I know where the land mines are now and I seldom step on them any more. Nope just overly ambitious.

I'll have a good bit of Morgan's Submissive line working. She will need some more tweaks to her scene but to spare us enduring and waiting on a new scene for her I'll ...

New Toys for You and Morgan

Well it's really a toy you had all along. It's just defrosted now. As I work the kinks and perversions out for act 2 I need to add the long awaited cock tool to the discipline scenes. While I'm in there I'm adding the hover effect so you can see what your actually clicking on.

I'm also adding the part where Morgan will teach you to use the whip. This is part of Morgan's submissive path so it's a...

Hop in this will defrost you in a flash ...

HOW TO SOLVE HEATHER'S THREE PART FUCKING, FUCKING PUZZLE. 

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SERIOUS SPOILERS BELOW. PUT ON YOUR PERIL SENSING SUNGLASSES NOW. 

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You've discovered by now that the tub of hot tar is a trap. Heather has the heat set way too high. She wil...

Amy Wong in Deliveryboy

Amy bares more than her breasts this month in Deliveryboy. Get inside the play girl daughter of the eccentric bazillionaire family in this exclusive interview. Amy shares the secrets behind the Wong's amazing success raising milk buggalo on Mars. Learn how being raised an a working ranch has made her the slut we know and love.

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Yeah it's about time I get some more of the glory hole sce...

Heather is warming up.

I'm Building installers and such for the next Big Thaw update. I should have it for you ... probably tomorrow. I hate to say dates because there's no better way to summon the all powerful Murphy.

Daytona Girls

I watched the Dayton 500 today. I was reminded of the old saying about how you can't take the trailer out of the trash. 

It's good to be a redneck. 

Leela's Easter Delivery Public Release

Since Easter is approaching I though I'd get ahead of things and release this only almost a yeah late. This was originally made for last Easter but missed by a wide margin. Well her it is for this Easter.

Dr. Cahill and Amy help Leela deliver a basked full of Easter Eggs.

Hey this is canon. Leela said sometimes she lays eggs. (Leela and the Genestalk 7ACV22).

Update: Heather is working it.

The Bio Lab scene and ultimately Fry's defrost is beginning to work. I got to first run yesterday. The "first run" went much better than I anticipated. It actually took me a while to crash it. The quantity of stupid mistakes and typos was far less than I anticipated. Especially since I had to walk away for a week right in the middle of coding it to deal with the plumbing shit. I guess I comment my...

Shit.

Human shit to be exact. Lots of it. Last Tuesday I flushed the toilet and the shit didn't leave the building. I fucking hate plumbing. Probably because I have so much plumbing trouble here that I actually have my own roto-rooter machine.

After fucking around for hours trying to get the rooter through the pipe I'm left with one obvious and long dreaded conclusion. The giant Oak tree in the back y...

Heather's New Favorite Toy

... Used to be your favorite toy. She's not going to stop you even if you're about to do something stupid. If you break your dick off in her pussy, she'll keep it.

Any way I've got two more sex scenes to animate, render and assemble for Heather. Once that's done I'll be able to get something cobbled together for a release.

Slow progress ...

This is a cell for one of Heather's sex scenes. So, yeah I'm still here. Slowly grinding ahead. Heather will have a bunch of scenes when I get this all put together.

So what takes so long? Each sex scene, a cut scene, is comprised of as many as 12 animated clips which need to fit together fairly well. It takes about 2 - 3 days to animate and render those sequences. Then the clips have to be code...

Working hard as I can ...

Heather has been busy too. I know I've been quiet the past week or so. Not neglecting you guys. I'm trying to get Heather in shape for an update in The Big Thaw. I doubt I'll have it any where near the first of the month. Here's a peek at what she's been doing while I'm working on her.

News Everybody

The TyranoBuilder Devs finally answered my 2 month old question. (Amazing!) And, there is a work around for the lust hearts loading when they aren't supposed to when opening a saved game. The fix will be in the next release. 

Unfortunately still no fix for the problems in full screen.

At least there's some progress.

Big Thaw Alpha 3: Public release

Patreons click here to get the latest release 

The public release of The Big Thaw Alpha 3 is now at Newgrounds 

Stay Tuned. Latest Build is Broken

In trying to fix the stupid freezeup issue I somehow broke loading saved games. I'm rolling back changes to try and find what caused this to break.

Sorry for the trouble.

UPDATE: I think I've found where it's breaking. But, I'm going to test everything before I let this one out. 

The Big Thaw: Girl - Girl HUD

I needed a new heads up for the Girl-Girl scenes. And of course we need some girl scenes to go with the new display. Leela will be the office milk maid. Randy will get 2 new scenes with Leela in the next version.

I'm also introducing a HUD that will display Fry's key stats. This should make it easier to see what actions do what. The girls all have different postures depending on their affection ...

The Big Thaw: Play Guide

I've had a few requests for a walk through in The Big Thaw. That's not really practical now as it's a moving target. The description below will explain some of the mechanics some of which are currently hidden and how to progress the game in it's current unfinished state.

SERIOUS SPOILERS BELOW

I will need to do a walk though. But here's the secret. All girls have an affection stat. Right...

Merry Xmas

Hot sugar cookies and fresh squeezed milk for all. Maybe Leela will perform the Carol of the Bells.

What do you want to see

Over the past month or so I've focused a lot of time on developing  the game, The Big Thaw. I've neglected finishing up some other stuff. Where would you like to see me focus my effort?

Yeah, this will happen

Look closer. 

Yeah, now you see it.