Hop in this will defrost you in a flash ...

HOW TO SOLVE HEATHER'S THREE PART FUCKING, FUCKING PUZZLE. 

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SERIOUS SPOILERS BELOW. PUT ON YOUR PERIL SENSING SUNGLASSES NOW. 

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You've discovered by now that the tub of hot tar is a trap. Heather has the heat set way too high. She will boil your wiener.

All her puzzles have clues sprinkled in the game. She will even tell you what you need to do. It should also be obvious that Heather has a lot of feelings for her favorite slut, Randy. It's easier to get on Heather's good side if you give Randy what a cum slut loves most before visiting Heather. Even better, help Randy with her crush.

Small Spoiler

Heather is a bit of a puzzle. She has 3 parts. Listen carefully to what Randy says in the hallway the first time you go to see Heather. That's your first clue. Heather will also tell you about her Warming Lube (The table to the right of her bed) and how it's reserved for lovers. For her to let you use the warm lube you must be her lover. You will need to perform the Neptunian greeting rite. Once she's declared he rlove your Fry, keep asking her about the tar. Ask the right questions and she will let you use her lube instead of the tar. Once you convince her to let you use the warm lube she will tell you what to and not to do to achieve a complete defrost. Which is mostly fuck her stupid. 

BIGGER SPOILER

Randy tells you that Neptunians like to share heat by cuming on each other's faces. It's their greeting ritual. Heather is icy cold so it's difficult to warm up with her. Watch your temperature gauge as you try different things with her. there's one thing that doesn't chill your willy. Thaw just enough to perform the greeting ritual. That's the first part. Now you have to convince her to let you use the lube instead of the searing hot tar.

This is simply asking the right questions. Heather will move to a new pose when you ask a question that piques her curiosity. Once you've got her to agree to use the lube you need to build enough heat to melt the ice clog.

This is the fucking puzzle. A puzzle of fucking. Listen to what heather says. Do and don't do it and you'll be thawed in a few fucks.

TOTALLY FUCKING SPOILED

Really? You can figure this out. Heather tells you what she wants. 

OK, fine ...

Before you ever go see Heather make sure you have cum in or on Randy at least once and had the milk party with Leela and Randy. Heather's got a thing for her and will take a dislike to you if you don't take care of her favorite slut before visiting her.

You can eat Heather out. That will gain heat for you, enough to cum. Besides she tastes like pussy ice cream. Once thawed do an hand job or blow job and cum on her face.

As long as you've been nice to Randy and haven't pissed off Heather she will call you her lover. If she's mad at you (Arms folded posture) it will take a few greetings to break the ice with her. Just repeat the greeting ritual till she calls you "Lover".

Even after she says she's your lover she still won't share her warm lube. Annoying isn't she. You need to sell her on the idea. First Ask her to rub the tar on with her hands. Remember she gives the best hand jobs in the universe. 

Ask to put some tar up her ass ... or heat pipe. Seems she'd like that doesn't it? Finally ask if there's something besides tar she can use.

Now she will let you use her lube. From now on Heather will warm you when fucking her, like the other girls do. Now it's time for the full defrost.

Fuck her, again, three times, more, still more. She didn't say YOU could cum. She told you not to cum didn't she. So, DON'T. She has to cum you must have high list (enough for the cum warning to start showing and you must NOT cum or she'll make you start over. It takes 5 times. I recommend hitting all Heather's various cockpits.

OK you cheated but now you're thawed. Now, find Heather's clean copy of Deliveryboy. Find Morgan's Deliveryboy. Learn about Fry's Mom. Make Morgan visit the Glory hole. Get Morgan's red tape. Use her red tape. Enjoy a Leela hucow party with every girl. There's a lot more to explore in this game. I'm just getting started.

Click by click solution for Millenials, Rednecks and Spammers

Before visiting Heather solve Randy and Leela Milking Puzzle and use Glory Hole to get to maximum possible thaw (75%). Heather's mag provides fastest thaw.

Click Bio Lab. Randy explains Neptune greeting ritual as you enter.

Click Heather's hands then "Randy said you give great hand jobs." 

Click the hand button until the cum buttons appear. Click the cum on face button as soon as it lights up.

Click Tar pit and then "Could you rub some tar on with your hands." Heather moves and explains why that won't work. 

Then "Put some tar up your ass and I can butt fuck you." Heather explains that won't work.

Then "Is there something you can use besides boiling tar." Heather will now use lube for all sex acts. Heather explains defrosting with low grade heat.

Fuck her 5 times She must cum every time. You must not cum and your lust needs to be above 80% (Warning comes on and cum buttons light up). Stop before you cum or you will need to start over. Click on floor or walls after each fuckening to dissipate your lust before engaging her again. After 5 successful fucks getting heather off she will announce you're cured.

Give Heather a proper face glazing. Not necessary but she's earned it after all the abuse she's put up with.

Good job [player name], you figured it out! Here's a trophy, a ribbon and a plaque for being super!